Thursday, March 18, 2010

March Madness in Portland, Oregon: Field Report from Brent

In the world of adult theaters, there is Portland, Oregon, and then there is everywhere else.  No city offers the level of freedom and energy when it comes to "thing thing of our's" than Portland.  And when it comes to adult theater reporting, there is Brent, and then there is everyone else.

If you have never read one of Brent's reports, then you are in for a treat in the following recounting of last Saturday's fun in Portland.  If you have, enjoy some vintage Brent...

Take it away, Brent...

This post is about the theater action at The Paris on March 13, 2010. I used to write these stories about once a week because I wanted to convey to the group how much I enjoy "adult theater sex". It's not only the sleazy stimulating eroticism of the activity that grabs me, its also the spontaneity, the uncertainty and the serendipity of it that I enjoy. When the action is good at an adult theater and everyone is having a good time, I'm in a zone. I'm turned on and relaxed at the same time, Sexual energy, endorphins and adrenaline are racing through my body.


It was worth losing that hour of sleep last Saturday night at The Paris Theater in Portland. I arrived around 9PM. There were no couples there at the time and a lot of guys were hanging out in the lobby. I sat inside the theater and watched the movie. At one point I looked back into the couples section and saw a few guys standing up, looking inside. So I went back and saw a very aggressive man face fucking this person and yelling things like "slut" and "pig" while he rammed his dick into this persons mouth. I thought, "Did I not see a couple come in?"- but the other person was just some mangy , skinny dude, taking it from this guy.

As soon as this man blasted his load down skinny dude's throat, he was out the back door like a rocket. He probably had to meet his wife somewhere. For a second or so I had started getting turned on because I thought it was a couple that was playing. Yeah, that's the ticket. Sometimes a person can get turned on by something that really isn't there- a sexual mirage. It reminded me of a short story I read once . In it, a guy would hypnotize women into having sex with him. You just can't hypnotize a woman to fuck you if she doesn't  really want to, so what he did was ask the lady (when she was under) to remember all of her ex lovers and to focus on the one that she still wanted to fuck the most. Then he would say something, like "When you awake, that man (but it's really him) will be standing in front of you." It worked every time- in the short story. I imagine not so much in real life.

There was a couple at The Paris Saturday night that stayed for hours. He was a heavyset man and she was a pleasant looking woman. As the night progressed and the action swirled around them, I noticed that she go more and more turned on. There was a subtle change in her. They never did much, except for a little touching and caressing with each other, but I could tell that she was enjoying herself. They also talked to a few of the other couples that came in.

One of these couples was a long haired guy with glasses and his wife- a chubby woman with dark curly hair and a very pretty face. They did a little more. She played with his dick, went down on it and sucked it. He took her tits out and played with them. They kissed . They watched the action that was happening in the theater. I could tell that she was turned on by The Saturday Night Paris Theater sex scene.

Another couple came into the theater . She was a very pretty woman with brown hair- a Shania Twain type They sat next to a blond who had come in with a smooth looking black guy and on the other side the older bald headed guy. The girl with the curly dark hair and her man were sitting a few chairs down from them. I thought that the action was going to start now that there were four couples in the couples section . But the new couple wasn't able to get comfortable and they left.

I think they may have been put off by all of the guys standing near the door to the couples section. I'm not sure why everyone was standing and looking into the couples section except that there was a lot of excitement in the air but not much happening.

A lot of the couples were watching , beyond the crowd of guys, down by the stage Bend Over Girl aka Silver Girl was surrounded by men getting fucked while she was bent over sucking hubby's cock. This woman exudes sexuality and sexual stamina- sturdy legs , big breasts great ass. She never gets tired of fucking- one guy after the other. She had been to The Oregon Theater earlier. Now she was at The Paris.

Okay now I remember. The reason there were so many guys by the couples section, besides the fact that there were four couples inside was because Bend Over Girl was now on the exam table getting fucked, her legs in the air and spread wide like the V for victory sign .

But, alas the fucking was soon over for the time being. BOG had outlasted the men of Portland once again. The playing fields of Paris were littered with used condoms, tissues and water bottles.

What transpired over the next few hours at The Paris made a great night for theater sex. People started showing up and pretty soon the place was jammed. One couple invited " Coke Can" or "Horse Dick" (ever try a horse?) into the couples section and not only did CC make the woman (who was beautiful- imagine Sigourney Weaver/ Mary Louise Parker) super horny but the scene (She deep throated him) got the other couples going as well. Thanks, Lucas and thanks Mrs.Full Swing .

She ended up on the exam table with cocks fingers hands tongues and lips all over her. I'm not sure how many men fucked her but she enjoyed every hard dick and probably could have used a few more. And every time she got fucked by a new cock she would open her sexy mouth and suck the nearest dick. It was so erotic . The guys would shoot their loads into her mouth and she would let the semen linger on her lips a little before swallowing it all down.

I was standing there, caressing her , playing a little. I looked over and saw the action in the couples section was going full tilt. I missed seeing a sexy blond in boots and a mini skirt get royally fucked by her partner. But it didn't
matter. I was too busy by the exam table with Mrs. Hot Wife Sigourney So Fucking Hot and Horny.

When she and her husband moved back over to the couples section she hooked up with the big breasted blond and her smooth looking partner. The two women put on a hell of a show for us bastards . Heck at one point, I think both the men and the women were going at it. Meanwhile the other couples were still playing. I can't remember all the details now but everybody seemed to be having a good time.

A pretty blond , Tiger's wife, came in with her husband. I believe they had been in before but it had been a while. They sat at the front of the theater and before you could say "big black dick" she was sucking on one. Just like that she was surrounded by men feeling her up and fingering her while she sucked cock after cock. I got in for a closer look. She was moaning with pleasure while a stranger was fingering either her ass or pussy, while she sucked another big cock. The guys were young and good looking with a few old farts sprinkled in.

A new couple came in. She had medium dark hair , a pretty face and a great body. She was sexy in a very subtle way. At first they just enjoyed all the sex that was going on around them. Then they slowly got into each other. Kissing touching faces hands like butterflies on windows. She opened her suit top to reveal a black corset . Her breasts were round and full her nipples were hard. She had her legs spread wide and he was fingering her and she was writhing and they were kissing and playing and this went on for a while and then bam - she was naked and was getting fucked from behind and the crowd that had been with the blond who had been blowing down front or had been with Mrs. A (Full Swing) was now with her and I could tell she loved showing off and loved getting fucked from behind by her man and she had come to put on a show at The Paris and she put on a fantastic show.

He finally came inside her which, sadly, ended their visit. While they were getting dressed. she was still radiant and glowing from the theater sex exhibition. She said "This is how a girl puts on a corset." She zipped it up. I thought that was so cool. I think she had a good time Saturday.

They chose a good night to play at The Paris, hope I see them again. Spring is here and the action at The Paris should continue to be good, It was one year ago that some of the ladies decided to have a girls night out at The Paris. That was one great rollicking, freaky Saturday. It wasn't an official event but it took on a life of its own and the ladies were a big part of it. I hope it happens again but if it doesn't something just as good and unexpected will happen at The Paris….or The Oregon…. Or at a hot adult theater or bookstore near you.
In this Doctor's opinion, no one can transport a reader into a scenario at an adult theater the way Brent can.  It is a real treat when Brent authored report is published.  Thank you my friend for another terrific effort!