Monday, November 29, 2010

A Thanksgiving House Call: Back Home in Upstate NY - Part 1

Doc here... I am finally back in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college, after several long days back in Upstate NY for Thanksgiving.  It's good to be back in the control room at The Good Doctor's practice.

Remember those special episodes of "Little House on the Praire", or "Life Goes On", and it was aways prefaced in the coming attractions as  "A very special "LIfe Goes On..."?  Well, this House Call Report is  "A very special Dr. Emilio House Call Report".  Why?  It's my original home turf.

Talk of the Town Video
820 Connecting Rd., Niagara Falls, NY

I was able to devote one evening away from standard Thanksgiving rituals and return to my old adult theater haunts in Buffalo and Niagara Falls, NY.

A little upstate NY adult theater history for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Let's jump in The Way Back Machine and set the clock for 1988.  The 4 large upstate NY cities are from West to East: Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany.  And all had a nice adult theater scene...

Buffalo: Capri Art Theatre
Niagara Falls: The Niagara Falls Cinema, Good Time Charlie's
Rochester: The Monroe Theater, The Lyell Theater
Syracuse: The Paris Twin
Albany (Troy): The Cinema Art

(Note: Theaters in BOLD had an extra crazy adult theater scene)

Let's now fast forward to 2010. Of the above theaters, only The Paris Twin in Syracuse still exists.  In Buffalo, the only adult theater is Video Liquidators #3 (more on that theater later).  In Niagara Falls, the NF Cinema closed and was "replaced" by Talk of the Town Video.  Rochester is a no-fly zone.  And The Cinema Art in Troy closed in 2006 after a police raid.

On Black Friday, instead of standing in line at 3am at my local Walmart for a great deal on a toaster, I decided to jump into the Lizardo 3000 and drive the hour or so to my old stomping grounds of Buffalo and Niagara Falls.  It had been years since I had been to Talk of The Town... Info I have read on the net was not very positive, but not subscribing to the court of public opinion, I wanted to find out for myself.

I drove by Talk of The Town on Friday afternoon, and the parking lot had at least 20 cars in it.  Could there be a couple or two at TOTT?  The Good Doctor threw the Lizardo 3000 into reverse and parked in the spacious lot.

Talk of the Town is an ABS, with a large video arcade area, and a smallish adult theater that holds about 50, plus a standing area in the back of the auditorium.  Back in the day, TOTT had a decent sized screen that threw all the light needed for the auditorium.  However, now it had a 50" hi-def flat screen that was way too small for that space.
As my eyes adjusted to the very dark theater, the only action inside the theater was from two cross dressers enjoying each other's company.  Lola, meet Lola.  But where were all the other people belonging to the cars in the lot?

Well, they happened to be inside the newest feature of TOTT: The "Red Garter Showroom".  It is possibly the worlds smallest strip club.  It stands in what used to be the back right of the ABS, and measures maybe 20' x 30', with a VIP area about 1/3 the area of the "club" behind a curtain.  I poked my head in, and there were about 8 guys watching the show.  I saw two different dancers when I peeked in.  IMHO, kinda goofy.  It was like having a strip club in your finished rec room.

Not much has changed there since I last walked in through it's doors.  Bathroom is dirty and disgusting, and not as couples friendly as it used to be.

  • Plenty of parking
  • Discreet location
  • Theater is very dark
  • Back standing area
  • Video arcade area
  • Bathroom still hasn't been cleaned in 10 years
  • Perhaps way too dark in theater
  • Staff not very friendly
  • How couples friendly is TOTT?
Bottom Line:
Since there is so little going on the area, sure, check it out.  But TOT does not hold a candle to Video Liquidators #3 in Buffalo (same owner, btw).  Video Liquidators House Call will be in Part 2.


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Time To be Thankful!

The Good Doctor will be taking a few days off to travel back to his homeland for the Thanksgiving holiday.  I feel it's time to get recharged with some crazy traffic and bad air quality back east. The Lizardo 3000 is gassed up for the trip, and there is no turning back.  Plus, I am wearing my new cummerbund.

I will be returning to The Journal of Adult Theaters on Monday November 29th.

Please continue to submit any and all reports, as I will get caught up once I return.  Please e-mail me at with your reports, and I will get them up post haste.

Have a safe Thanksgiving everyone!


Blast From The Past: Old Marine Corps Guy on the Presidio Theater in San Francisco

Doc here with another classic Blast From The Past by our good friend Old Marine Corps Guy.  In this chapter of "Blast", OMCG tells us the tale of The Presidio Theater in San Francisco in the early 1980's.

So, now hailing from the dessert sands of Arizona, here is Old Marine Corps Guy and his Blast From The Past:


Back in the day (the early 80’s), there were lots of theaters up in the San Francisco Bay area.  Mostly they were down in the Tenderloin area (Pussycat, Bijou, etc.), and over in North Shore and they got the majority of the tourists, and a lot of action.  But, there was one theater up there that got most of the local, and some tourist action that was way off the beaten path.  It was the Presidio Theater.

The Presidio Theater
circa 1983

  The Presidio was in a residential neighborhood, about a block off of Lombard St. (The Crookedest Street In the World).  It had once been (and now is again) a 1st run movie house.  It was probably the largest porn theater I’ve ever been in.  It had a downstairs section that probably sat 200 or more people, and then a VERY high balcony that sat an addition 200+.  To get to the top rows of the balcony you almost had to stop for breath about halfway up.  But, once you got up there…that’s where the action was.  There was a large middle section (probably 25-30 seats across) and two side section of 15-20 seats across.  The very top corner rows were just 3 seats in each corner.
The theater itself was always dark, and from the main floor level you could not see all the way up to the back rows of the balcony.  Each row of seats going up to the top rows was at knee level with the next row up.  That meant that if you had a lady in a dress sitting behind you, and you turned around, you were looking straight into “wonderland”.  And, as things often turned out, if you got on your knees in your seat and turned around you were at just the right level to give that lady a little friendly “lick”.  Conversely, if a friendly lady was sitting in front of you and turned around, she was at just the right level to give you one of those friendly “licks”, too.
There were so many couples that went there it would take pages and pages to describe them all, so I will only tell you about the one that I have always thought of as the strangest that I’ve ever seen at that theater, or any other.

 San Francisco has one of the largest “Chinatowns” of any city in the states, and a lot of Chinese (single males, couples AND single females) frequented the theaters up there.  But there was one that was at the Presidio on a regular basis that always blew my socks off.  It was a Chinese couple in their 50’s, and their DAUGHTER!!  They always came in on a Tuesday in the early evening (8ish) and always went to the very top 3 seat row in the right hand corner.  If that row was full when they got there they would wait until it was vacant and then move back there.  Dad would always wear a suit, Mom would wear a floor length dress and Daughter would always wear a mini-dress.  She was probably just barely legal to get into the theater (I think the minimum age was 18 to enter).  Cute face, very thin and boobs that were almost nonexistent.
To my dismay, their thing was black guys.  I got to know them a little bit and they were friendly, but they did not want anything to do sexually with white guys.  All the brothers in the theater knew of there preference, and as soon as they walked in and started up the stairs to the corner there was a stampede of brothers heading up to get into the row right in front of them. 
Momma sat in the middle and was the director.  She would lean over the row of seats in front to judge each guys cock and then point to the one she wanted.  Dad would get up and stand next to Mom and Mom would move over to where Dad was and the guy would sit in between Mom and Daughter.  Mom would then kind of “present” the Daughter to the guy for him to do whatever he wanted.

One time a friend of mine was picked.  His name was Cecil and he had a telephone pole for a cock.  After he sat down he took out his “monster” and started stroking it for Daughter.  Mom reached over and took her hand and put it on Cecil’s cock and she started giving him a well practiced hand job (remember…they had been doing this same thing for quite some time).  While this is going on, Dad was standing next to Mom and Mom reached over and took out his cock and started playing with it.  Cecil, in the mean time had already pulled up her dress and started to play with Daughters pussy and then got down and started sucking her off.  He did this until she came (VERY loudly), and then she leaned over and started sucking Cecil’s dick.  She could barely get the head into her mouth.  After a couple of minutes Cecil got down on his knees in front of her and started fucking her.  It obviously hurt her at first because she started crying out, but Momma said something to her in Chinese and Daughter shut up and just went along for the ride.  Cecil fucked her for about 5 minutes and then stood up and came all over her belly and legs.  This whole time Momma had been jacking Daddy off (poor guy only had about a one and a half inch dick) and Daddy got off watching this.  When they were all done, both Mommy and Daddy were saying to Cecil and Daughter, “Hao, Hao, Hao” (means good, good, good in Chinese). 

Everyone straightened up then and the family said, “Shea Shea” (thank you) and walked out of the theater.  This was the same act they did almost every week.  Cecil told me later that she had a very tight pussy (hell, with his dick EVERY pussy was tight) but that she really knew how to fuck.  She even used the muscles in her pussy to “milk” his cock.  Since Asian women are my favorites, I always felt jealous about the brothers getting all the action (especially with this cutie) but then there was always enough for everybody back then…black, white, brown and purple. 

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again….I miss the old days.
Thanks Old Marine Corps Guy for the fantastic Blast From The Past.  Make sure you check out OMCG's terrific Yahoo Group here

Do you have a Blast From The Past of your own?  E-mail The Good Doctor at, or click on the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" on the top right of The Journal.  I will edit and format your story for you...  It's easy!  Ask Old Marine Corps Guy.


Monday, November 22, 2010

Flash Report: Mixed Results @ The Gulf Coast Theater by Bob in Biloxi

Doc here with a Flash report from regular and prolific field reporter, Bob in Biloxi.  Bob and I both happened to be at The Paris Theater in Portland, OR on Halloween weekend, and witnessed the poor behavior of some of the patrons there that weekend.

Did Bob's luck change? He's sounds a little cranky...  Let's find out...
Hi Doc,
Bob here with the Flash report from the Gulf Coast Adult Theater this past weekend.  Somewhat slow by your recent adventures, but any night the women show up is a great night in my book.

Started off early, (7pm) with a slim blonde lady playing with her husband. One of the regular chatty black guys sat down next to them and started talking to them. She seemed uninterested at first, then he pulled his cock out and she got really uninterested and they left. Sound familiar?
Later on that night one small BBW came in with her husband, they sat and enjoyed the show for awhile, when another regular went and sat down beside them. His approach was a little different, as he seemed to just say hello and complement her on the dress she was wearing. After a about a half hour, her husband unleashed what could be the most perfect size G tits on this planet at least! While she was average in looks, her tits were perfect and had the nipples to match those huge orbs.  She spread her legs and was finger fucked by her husband for a while, when two young Hispanic dudes came between the two rows of seats they were occupying, yep you guessed it. That shut down the show.

WTF is wrong with these assholes?? No fucking sense, no fucking class and don’t speak the fucking language??? Believe me, after the couple left, these two were escorted to the door. Fucking dipshits!

Later on that night, the chick that dresses in the Catholic school girl outfit came in, her skirt doesn’t even cover the bottom part of her ass!!!! White button down blouse, half tied around her midriff, no bra, high fuck me heels rounded out her ensemble!  She curled up on the couch with her old man for a while, then some more Hispanic guys (different from the other assholes) came in and started talking loudly in Spanish. 

One left and went to the back couch and starting blowing some other guy, all the while his buddy was standing close to the couple shouting something to him in Spanish.  So that little gay parade killed it for them, and she will usually fuck the whole theater if her master tells her too. Again WTF!!!
So I went down the street to the ABS, it in itself is turning into a gay social club, what with all the happy fellows conversing about the latest fashion, who’s who and whatever the fuck else they can find to chat about.  (Reminds of the guys at the Paris talking about fucking basketball while a couple was in the Oasis)  Annoying at best, but at least they weren’t in their normal cock-blocking -mode, and in the first booth was a couple.  I’ll be damned if there wasn’t a guy with the door open, just looking in the hole! WTF!  When he saw me come up to the booth, she/he scrammed and I was able to secure the adjoining booth. And yes, she was talented and got covered with Bob’s baby batter. Thank you madam!

In closing, I know the readers of your column are not guilty of the sins of bad etiquette, dumb ass behavior and probably speak English, nor do they act like they are right out of the hood, so my rant will fall on the wrong ears and probably be viewed as racist. If so, that is not my intent, but merely part of the report.  So in the immortal words of John Wayne, “Life’s tough, it’s a lot tougher if you’re stupid!"

Or whoever the fuck said it !!
Guess we have our answer... The epidemic of bad adult theater behavior is not limited to Portland and Dallas.  I read a report from Buffalo that was almost identical to Bob's experience last weekend.

What can we do?  I published a Guide to Adult Theater Etiquette on Sunday.  Maybe posting it inside the theaters (which has been proposed by other readers) might help.  In my opinion, better policing of the theaters by the staff might help. 

In the meantime, let's keep our fingers crossed that this problematic issue eventually goes away.


Kneelin With Nancy: Chapter 2 - "Break Out The Ruler", Plus New HOT Pics!

We all have a lot to be thankful this Thanksgiving week.  Most of all, I am thankful for Gloryhole Nancy.

Doc here with Chapter 2 of Kneelin' With Nancy.  In this chapter, Nancy runs across a monster of a member poking through a gloryhole in Toledo.  What happens next? 

Note: Remember to click on the pics to enlarge and enhance your viewing experience!

Here's is Nancy and T's account...Enjoy!
Nancy was feeling extremely horny Friday night, probably because I intentionally did not fuck her all day as I know that makes her VERY horny...and when she's aroused watch out, she'll suck your cock right off! 

We show up at Adult Pleasures to a small crowd of guys in the booth area, pretty slow for a Friday night.  We are in a booth for no longer than 5 seconds before we hear that familiar sound of scurrying feet and booth doors opening and shutting as the guys made a mad dash for that booth next to ours.  The lucky guy has his cock through the hole so fast Nancy hadn't even had a chance to kneel yet, so we couldn't help but laugh (we hope he didn't think we were laughing at his cock.)  She got down on her knees and devoured him with one stroke, her lips were touching the wall she had him so deep.  She then began to deliver one of her cum draining blowjobs, where she goes from the tip down to the base of your cock in long, deliberate sucks, humming the whole time so your cock vibrates.  Needless to say, he only lasted about one minute before he groaned that he was cumming and covered her tits with a nice load.  Nancy made a joke about me not even having enough time to get the camera out, he came so fast LOL.

  So I got the camera out only to discover it was not charged, which we regret because the next cock that came through the hole she absolutely devoured because it was a fucking giant one.  After the first guy left the booth, there was again a mad scramble to get in there and the lucky guy that got it made Nancy giggle at first. She was looking through the hole and told me he was a young nerdy looking guy, she said he probably wouldn't last as long as the first one did.  After she sticks her fingers through the hole and asks him if he wants his cock sucked, she turned to look at me and began to say something about him probably being too shy but then stopped silent: Through the hole slid the longest and fattest cock she's ever seen, hands down.  Her eyes were popping out of her head and her mouth was hanging wide open as it kept coming through, when it finally stopped it was hanging down the wall, completely soft yet already about 7 inches long and thick as hell.

  Nancy IMMEDIATELY goes to her purse to grab her ruler ( I told you she's a size queen, didn't I?) and is about to measure it when he starts to slide his balls through too.  It took him about a minute, as each one was bigger than a golf ball, almost raquet ball size...when he finally got it through all the way she began to lick it all over as it grew instantly into a fucking monstercock, she was licking it like a lollipop and fluffing it to get it completely rock solid. She layed the ruler on it and whipers "oh my god, it's eleven and a half fuckin inches" then began to suck like her life depended on it. She could only get about 3 inches down, and even that looked difficult!  She power sucked the head, slurping and slobbering on it, popping her mouth off it making loud noises...she was totally enjoying this one. She had both hands pumping the shaft, her fingers not even close to fitting around his cock, and she could've even fit a third hand on it easily.

  I told her to titfuck him and she told me no way, this cock was staying in her mouth! After about 15 minutes of her totally milking it, his cock finally erupted and absolutely drenched both of her tits with his cum. She slapped her tits all over with it, and then held it along her head to show me how big it was (it was long as her whole face from chin to past her forehead!) only then to call me a dumb-ass for not charging the camera LOL.  She could not believe she finally got one that big, and was even more amazed when he had to wait to go completely limp before he could pull it back through as his cock and balls were to big to pull out unless he was totally soft. It didn't help him that she kept licking and kissing it, so she finally had to stop. 

After that cock, she was done for the night as her mouth was killing her!  I can't believe I didn't charge the camera, of all nights. But we have a feeling we'll be seeing him again, as he was very gracious and wanted to know when we'll be back.  The rest of the guys were bummed we were leaving, but as Nancy told them: "Trust me gentlemen, you don't want to follow that guy!" a couple got a good laugh. We got home and I fucked Nancy so hard she wouldn't stop cumming, so it was a great night indeed.  We will do our best to do a photo set with him at the hole soon, as we can promise you guys will want to see her work that monster. 

We returned the next night but it was slow: she drained a couple guys and had fun, AND I charged the camera this time so I was able to snap some pics.  A good weekend overall we must say, especially Nancy enjoying that hung "nerd." To give you an idea of what she handled that night, do a google search for the pornstar Mandingo. It was THAT big! 

Hope you like the update, and we'll be sure to keep you posted on the fun we have on our trip to Chicago...We hope there are some good places there that would welcome Nancy and I....
Thanks Nancy and T for another great chapter of "Kneelin' With Nancy"!  And to thank you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters, here are 4 more pics from the sexiest gloryhole girl you will ever come across... Enjoy, and feel free to come back for seconds.


House Call: Last Week's Grand Slam Visits, Part 2 - Tampa Strikes Back!

Doc here with Part 2 of the Grand Slam Visits - Tampa.  This trip to Tampa has been on The Good Doctor's radar for the past year.  The timing finally worked, and I was able to tag the Tampa trip onto my Dallas trip.  Thus the "Grand Slam" moniker. 

Right from the start... I love Tampa as a city.  I like it's pace (much slower than The Valley's), the people are laid back, and the weather is great.  Plus, the area is loaded with more gorgeous blonde women than anywhere on God's green earth.

So here was the plan:
  1. Fly into Tampa Friday morning.
  2. Check in early at my hotel a scant 3 miles from the Drew Park area of Tampa (the location of almost all of Tampa's adult businesses) and right by Raymond James Stadium and George Steinbrenner Field (spring training home for my beloved Yankees). 
  3. Visit and take new photos of the 4 adult theaters that will be the focus of this trip.
  4. Rest up for a long evening Friday night.
  5. Start at Fantasyland, and work my way around the circuit of theaters (all within 2 miles of each other).
I will not go into all the legal issues the adult theaters in Tampa have had in the last 2 years.  I have written about them twice on the past year, so I feel that dead horse has been beaten enough.

The Tampa Adult Theater Batting Order and Bullet Points

4715 N. Lois, Tampa

  • Most couples friendly of the Tampa Theaters
  • Cleanest of the Tampa Theaters
  • Remodeled interior
  • Open 24/7
  • Super clean restrooms
  • Awesome pool room with 4 pool tables and a quasi-buffet of snacks.
  • Huge video arcade with gloryholes
  • 7 Private play rooms in theater area in addition to the main theater
  • Main theater has 17 leatherette couches

The Playhouse
4421 N. Hubert, Tampa

  • Possibly the darkest place on earth (to be verified by Chilean miners).
  • Dirtiest theater in Tampa
  • Awful arcade area and maze
  • Awful restrooms
  • Not couples friendly, due to scuzzy atmosphere
  • Waste of time
  • In other words, no different than my visit in 2007
Thee Love Shack
3910 W. Osborne, Tampa

  • Convenient location off of Dale Mabry
  • Secure parking
  • Open 24/7
  • Much dirtier than my last visit 8 years ago
  • Very little traffic
  • More gay-oriented than Fantasyland or Adult Cinema on Grady
Adult Cinema & Video
5006 N. Grady, Tampa

  • Well lit parking
  • Clean interior
  • Couples Friendly (2nd to Fantasyland)
  • Clean restrooms
  • Not much customer traffic for some reason

You know how some nights you will have your mojo, and some nights you might not?  Friday night 11/ 12 was a "Have".  I even made a strategic mistake, and still had an incredible adult theater evening.  That's how good The Good Doctor's mojo was that night...

Dinner that night with a business associate ran very long.  So long in fact that I didn't get to Fantasyland until 12:45am.  Too many strip clubs, and a bad case a blue ball later, I arrive at Fantasyland.  The staff there is very friendly, and as with every Tampa theater, you get your receipt, your ticket, and a stamp on your forearm.  My number for the evening is #26.

As I was buzzed in to the theater area, I caught out of the corner of my eye a couple entering the store proper.  Will they shop the ABS?  Will they enter the theater? Will they cruise the video arcade?
The Real Chloe Sevigny

 If you answered "B" (enter the theater, you get 10 points and a free spin of the prize wheel).  I walked around to the back of the theater and stood against the expanse of the back wall area.  The couple entered and she was stunning.  5'6" in heels, maybe 115 lbs, small B-cup boobs, and wearing a TINY black cocktail dress.  Celebrity look-a-like is Chloe Sevigny with slightly smaller breasts and a shaved pussy.

The couple walked around the outside of the theater and settled into the front couch in front of the bright high-fed screen in the main theater.  By the time I walked around to get a bit better look, "Chloe" was kneeling between her older boyfriend's legs, with his hard cock down her throat. 

It was also about this time we (the dozen or so other guys in the theater at the time) realized we were part of a dom/sub scenario between Chloe and her dom boyfriend.  This was no ordinary blow job her was getting, he had a handful of her long curly blonde hair and was face fucking her.  The gagging noises she was making as he was sliding his cock into her mouth we loud and graphic.  And she loved it...

The crowd of guys formed a semi-circle around her, and her guy pulled her around and had her blow the young guy at her 12 o'clock position.  As she was sucking his cock, she was jerking off the guy to her right... She then moved to her right, and starting sucking off the next guy with unbelievable energy. It was very clear that her guy was calling all the shots, as was evidenced by him pulling her off the guys cock and sliding his member into her wet pussy in the reverse cowgirl position.  And he was pounding her wet pussy... Hard.

As she was leaning backwards, a very old, very big guy came up from behind the couch and asked the guy if her could cum on Chloe's face.  The thumbs up was given as the boyfriend pushed her back so she could receive the heavy load from this guys very old, very big cock.  And the old guy delivered, as cum was dripping from Chloe's face and chin... Clean-up in aisle one.  This girl was a true cum slut, a fact I verified personally 10 minutes later.

Chloe then scooted down from her location and a younger Hispanic guy began to fuck her...While she was being fucked, her boyfriend was telling her was a naughty slut she was, and that she was going to take every cock in the room.  She whispered quietly, "yes sir...". 

The young guy fucking her stepped aside, and she sat next to her boyfriend and took another hard cock in her mouth... Her guy was finger fucking her while she was swallowing this guy's crank, and she started to squirt.  Not a lot, but it was unmistakable.

As I was taking up my position, the boyfriend told Chloe to get up on the little mini-stage. He told her to get on her hands and knees and to get ready to be fucked. She obeyed, and got into the position...A guy moved to her head and stuffed his cock into her mouth.  As I was at her "6", it was duty to step up (or in this case, kneel up) and give her my best.

Chloe's body did not have an ounce of fat on her, nor any tattoos, nor any piercings. She had a perfectly shaped ass, and just enough in the hips to provide The Good Doctor something to grab onto.

And grab he did.

I positioned myself and entered her amazingly tight pussy...She was wet, she was tight, and she was grinding onto me.  Seeing this was a dom/sub experience, and that none of the other guys jumped onto that bandwagon, The Good Doctor decided to get a little aggressive.  I grabbed a handful of that lush curly blonde hair, and fucked this girl. Hard.

After a couple minutes of this, I told her in a stern voice to spin around so I could cum on her face.  She spun around quicker, with her mouth open... I pulled my condom off, and released a heavy load of cum all over Chloe's face and chin.  I had such a case of blue ball from the strip club's earlier, my tank was topped off prior to giving her that facial.  My happy ending elicited a few "whoa's" from the gallery, and her boyfriend.

After I thanked her, I moved aside to let the next batter take his swings.  Over the course of the next 45 minutes, Chloe took on at least 10 more guys.  At one point, I moved back up and started to finger fuck her while she was again on her hands and knees.  The Boyfriend stated that she loved that, and if you hit the right spot, she would squirt.  After maybe a minutes worth of serious fingering, she tensed up and squirted all over my forearm and hand. 

The grand finale was a round of anal...With the largest black guy in the room.  This girl was fucked harder than anyone who had stepped up yet, and her screams straddled the line of pleasure and pain. 

The Good Doctor was very impressed by how quickly she got her act together, fluffed her hair, and left with her dom boyfriend.  Her performance is worthy of a top 10 experience witnessed by Dr. Emilio.

At this point, I decided to a quick drive by the other theaters.  Adult Cinema on Grady was almost empty, but it did allow me to survey the place.

Next stop, Thee Love Shack.  Lots of cars in the lots...Maybe, just maybe I might be surprised.  The bottom floor of TLS is the ABS and the dingy video arcade.  Upstairs are two main theater rooms, one of which is subdivided into 5 small viewing rooms.  The theater on the right is one larger theater room with a beat big screen TV in it. 

The good news was a couple was there, and she was a thin blonde with long straight hair.  She and her guy friend were chatting up another guy.  I was close enough to hear the gist of the conversation, and it turns out the guy was bi, and they were looking for another bi-guy.  They did indeed pick a guy, and off they went.

I then decided to go back to Fantasyland.  The theater was now quiet, but there was action in the large arcade area.  FL's arcade has at least 20 viewing booths, and they all have gloryholes on one side or the other.  They are clean, and vary in size from small to 4 that were at least 8x8 feet.

Inside one of the small booths was a couple... Evidently they had been there for an hour already by the time I discovered them.  Word from guys exiting the booth say that they would get a BJ, then she would back up against the hole for a fucking.

Being the inquisitive type, I jumped into the booth and saw for myself who was in the booth.  She was a slender dirty blonde, late 20's, fishnet stockings and a short skirt.  Her tell-tale red painted fingernails slid through the hole, and I responded by sliding through myself.

To be very honest with you, the good readers of The Journal, gloryholes can be great or they can be awkward for The Good Doctor.  This girl was very good...A soft, wet blowjob created a stiff cock for step #2.  She put the condom on me through the hole (a-thank you), and backed up against me.  I gave her my A-game, and within 2-3 minutes I was ready to unload again.  She sensed this, and sped up the back thrusting onto my cock...Until I shot my last load of the night.

Afterwards, I bent down to thank them, and off I went.  It was 4am... And I was spent.

I wish I had an eye-witness report of the next night's fun at Fantasyland, but the best I have is anecdotal. I had a very busy day on Saturday with clients, and by the time I shook off the last one, it was 11:30pm.  As I got to Fantasyland, and was walking up the long ramp outside, out the door comes not one, but two girls in school girl uniforms.  One was a smaller young BBW, the other was more shapely.

And I missed them.

In talking with one of the regulars afterwards, he told me he counted 12 couples in that night, and they all came in between 8 and 10:30.  Couple #13 was an inter-racial couple that was picking out younger black guys to join them in one of the private rooms. 

The last time I looked, I was a middle-aged Italian. 

Odds not good.

I stuck around, talked with the regulars, and people watched.  The night blew it's load early... And I was late.

One word: Fantasyland.

While FL is not like the early 2000's, it is making a nice comeback.  The cleanest adult theater in the country, bar none.  Theater, restrooms, arcade, & play rooms are as clean as it gets.  Very couples friendly. 

For my money, you can skip The Playhouse all together.  An early stop at Adult Cinema on Grady may be worth a flyer, but nothing late (they close at 3am).  Thee Love Shack is a mystery, but what I do know is that it can't compete with Fantasyland.

I can't get back to Tampa quick enough... As I relayed to my esteemed colleague, Brent from Portland, I took my eye off the ball.  The reports could have been richer should I have stayed with my game plan.  Were the client meetings worth while? Yes.  But was it worth missing the main events at the Tampa adult theaters?

Probably not.

2011's first roady will be Tampa.  It seems I am taking a mulligan on this past trip.


A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: Thanksgiving Week

Doc here with this week's AFMWDE.  This week will be a short one, with Thanksgiving providing The Good Doctor with an opportunity to take a few days off and head back east.

However, that means that I have a some great stuff for you front loaded for this week.  How about the delayed Tampa House Call Report from The Good Doctor himself?  How about Chapter 2 of Kneelin' With Nancy with some incredible new pics?

Another side note...There has been a drop in the number of reports from some of our most seasoned reporters.  So pretty please, with sugar on top... We would love to see new reports from JaxBchBum, Donny Digital, OldBeatNik, and AlexandLauren.

Let's keep the momentum going guys...  Without you, I'm just another guy in a cummerbund.



Saturday, November 20, 2010

Public Service Announcement From Dr. Emilio Lizardo: Adult Theater Etiquette

Doc here with a much needed refresher course on adult theater etiquette.  Those of you out there who have either met me in person or have conversed with me know I like to focus on only the positives in this thing of ours'. Why?  It's good for business.

The past few weeks I have witnessed some of the worse adult theater behavior by patrons I have ever seen. Let's start in Portland on Halloween weekend... 

The Paris Theater's unique layout with it's couple's oasis on an elevated platform at the rear of the theater makes for (if the mix of patrons is particularly rude) an uncomfortable zoo-like attraction for the gawkers and an uncomfortable setting for couples.  A rowdy group of younger Hispanic guys made both Friday night 10/29 and Saturday night 10/30 untenable. 

How bad was it?  The Good Doctor was this close to getting into an altercation with one of these guys on Saturday night who attempted to bully this former hockey player (something I do not kindly to).  I stood up to this gavone, and he eventually backed away.  Who need this at an adult theater?  No one.

Fast forward to The Lido Theater in Dallas, where aggressive behavior by group of guys ruined two couples who wanted to play with the general population.  All the guys had to do was listen to the male half of the couple who dictated the ground rules, and everyone would have had fun.  That night there were two blown opportunities that could have been instead great experiences.

The following is a list forwarded to me by my esteemed colleague, Old Marine Corps Guy on adult theater etiquette.  Do yourself a favor...Read it. Forward it. Live it. 

You never know... A little patience might get you some fun at an adult theater near you.
Guys, you HAVE to respect women when they come into a theater. It's not like it was back in the 70's and 80's when almost every couple (and a lot of single women too) that came into a theater was there to
play. Now it is almost a rarity for couples to come in so you have to give
them some room, and play it very carefully.

1. When a couple comes into a theater, stay in your seat. Let them
find a place to sit and get comfortable. See what they do and how
they act. That will give you an indication of what they are, or are
not, looking for.

2. If you feel that they want to play then let ONE (1) guy make a
). Look for what reaction you get. That will give an idea
of whether it's ok or not. KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Remember, undercover LE is out there looking too.
Give it a few rubs to let them know that you are "friendly" :) and
see what develops. Don't be pushy. This will turn off even couples
who have come to play.

3. Keep in mind that the couple chooses who they want. If you have
made a move and they give you no sign that they are interested, then
get up and let someone else give a try. Different couples want
different things. You might, or might not be what they want. Don't
sit there and ruin someone elses chance for a play just because you
struck out. Everyone likes something different, white, black, brown,
tall, short, skinny, heavy, hairy, clean-shaven, young, old. Dosn't
matter. The couple gets to make the choice.

4. Let the couple be the guide. They are there for their (and maybe
your) enjoyment, so let them take the lead.

5. If action starts with one guy and the couple, then let him have
the play
. Don't everyone in the theater come crowding around and
bust up the play. If the couple wants more than one, or more than
one at a time, they will let the other players know.
Remember, show some respect and restraint. Let's all have some fun, but show some style too, guys.
Thanks OMCG.  Let's all hope some guys read this that need to and get a clue. 

This has been a public sevice announcement by The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Gloryhole Nancy Photo Supplement: Weekend Edition!

Doc here with another awesome photo supplement from our favorite gloryhole hottie, Nancy.  There is a full report on the way, but to tide you (the good readers of The Journal) over until then, here are 4 terrific pics to review.


Thank you Nancy and T!  Make sure you check out their hot Yahoo Group right here

Thanks again,

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

House Call: Last Week's Grand Slam Visits, Part 1: The Lido Theater, Dallas TX

Doc here with the first of a two-part House Call Report regarding last week's visits to The Lido Theater in Dallas, Texas and the 4 main adult theaters in Tampa, FL. I have been planning this trip for awhile now, and was able to orchestrate mixing business with pleasure in arranging the timing of hitting two major adult theater cities (and 5 theaters) in 4 days.   The first part of the trip was focused on The Lido Theater in Dallas.

The Lido Adult Theater
7035 John Carpenter Freeway, Dallas, TX

The Lido Adult Theater is located very conveniently by Love Field Airport, and right off of the 35 expressway.  Parking is plentiful, with both front, side, and rear parking lots that are well lit yet discreet.  Admission is $11, however while you can enter and leave the theaters as much as you want, you cannot leave the building proper.  If you do, it's another $11.  This keeps guys from hanging around in front of the building or sitting in their cars in front of the theater.  I like this policy (paid for by "Citizens for Lizardo").

The Lido Ad Truck
(or is it a Transformer?)
I purposely set this trip up for a Wednesday and Thursday survey of The Lido. Why, you may ask.  Research by our team of adult theaters researchers (OK, me) showed that the best night for single guys at The Lido was Thursday night.  Why Thursday?  Thursday is the first of the 3 "Couples Nights" at The Lido, but the only one where couples and single guys can co-mingle on the 2nd floor.  Why is this important?

The Lido is a two floor facility.  The bottom floor is the smaller theater (which shows gay films until Couples Nights, when it has str8 fare).  The other section of the bottom floor is a very large adult book and video store, as well as the cashier station.

The top floor is what makes The Lido unique.  You must walk up a flight of stairs to get buzzed into the top floor.  On this floor, are two lobbies (one in front, one in the rear) which have couches and flat screen TVs showing regular TV (not porn).  Starting in the front lobby, are the first of 16 separate private rooms of different sizes and configurations.  With their lockable doors, these rooms provide private play space for couples, singles, couples & singles, and couples & couples.

The main theater is at the very rear of the building, and is big.  It is 65-70 feet across, and 50-60 feet deep.  Total seats are about 70.  There is a lot of open floor space in front and in the rear of the auditorium for standing and groping (more on that later).

Wednesday, November 10th.  I got into Dallas, got my rental car (a DMC-12 with great acceleration) and grabbed a bite to eat before hitting The Lido.  Expectations were not high...It was a Wednesday, and Wednesday have yielded next to nothing in past visits.

After paying the young man at the counter, I was buzzed in upstairs.  I was immediately greeting by the sound of someone being fucked hard...(Was it a video, or was there intelligent life behind the moans and ass slapping?).  The noise was coming from behind door # 9, and it was real.  The door was locked (of course)...God forbid The Good Doctor would have any luck right out of the gate.

I picked a spot near one of the other rooms to scope out what may enter or exit the room.  Within two minutes, the door unlocked and an attractive young black couples exited, looking a bit worse for wear. 

I then ventured to the main theater...

The typical mid-week sausage fest was encamped in there.  That was until the door opened, and two sets of feet were heard walking in.  The youngish woman looked like Charlene Tilton (imagine that, in Dallas).  Blonde long hair, big round breasts, and a very fair complexion.  Her guy was a large Hispanic dude...Picture Robert Downey Jr's heavy Hispanic cousin.

They started by standing in the back, and eventually found a couple of seats to their liking on the right side of the theater.  After a few minutes, they got up, and moved to the back again.  This repeated itself two more times over the next 15 minutes.  The last trip to the standing area was different.

  I looked back at them just as they motioned to a guy to come closer... Within a matter of milliseconds, an old school group grope was under way.  Guys were feeling her large (and now uncovered) full breasts and her rock hard nipples.  It was hard to tell if she was getting the same treatment on and in her pussy (from my angle).  I think she was also jerking off a few of the guys, but it was crowded like a NYC subway train, so it was impossible to tell.

Sure enough, after about 5 minutes of this, somebody got too rough (even after a warning), and the show was over.  Happens most times in this situation.  Charlene and her guy left, and that was that.

An hour after Charlene left (about 1:45AM), a young attractive black couple entered the theater.  After a few minutes of touchy feely amongst themselves, they had a seat on the right hand side of the theater.  After warming up, she began giving her guy a nice slow BJ, which prompted the boys to move in again.  They didn't mind, as several guys proceeded to grope her as she was bent over.  Again, no pussy play, but plenty of boob and ass groping.

This is a different story than Charlene's, but has the same ending: Somebody got too rough, and they were history.  When  will the younger guys get a clue?

And that wrapped up Wednesday night.  I jumped in the DMC-12 and headed back to the hotel.

Thursday November 12th. This was supposed to be THE day for single guys. Best of both worlds, yadda, yadda, yadda.  It started promising enough.  Two couples were standing outside as I entered the theater.  A thin blonde spinner, with long hair and small perky breasts under her little black dress.  The other woman was a solidly built brunette, sexy in her own way.

What we didn't know until later, was that this was only one set of couples out of two intent on playing that night.  And, their wish list was very specific...And it wasn't an Italian Doctor.  They were looking for a Zebra Party, and found it plentiful in one of the large private rooms.  From my observation point, the blonde took at least 8 of the black guys (maybe more).  This went on for at least 2 hours, maybe more.  The sounds of her pussy and ass getting pounded would have been pretty cool if I had been there to witness it in person.  Otherwise, it was just white (girl's) noise.

Dressed for The Lido?
  Couple #2 came in about 9PM... She was dressed in more clothes than I think I have ever seen on one person.  Jacket, over jackets, over sweater, over dress... Mix in a baseball cap, and she was officially undercover.  Picture a "Sand Person" from Star Wars... That is how covered up she was.  She on occasion almost let loose, jerking off a guy or two while standing in the back of the theater for a minute, then leaving with her guy.  She may have even fucked a guy in the theater.  But, what they did do is take a couple of guys into Room # 3 and fuck them silly.  But, again, the door was locked, and it was sound only (no video).

What made the even fun for me were the conversations with the regulars there...The Core Group.  We swapped stories about our adventures in adult theaters and swing clubs.  My favorite story was the Bridgette Neilsen/Mark Gastineau tale... One fellow (I didn't get his name, unfortunately), probably has as much experience in this thing of ours' as I do.  Hopefully, we filled in the blanks in each other adult theater experiences.  However, he did spin the thin blonde around a few times earlier that night.

Also had a chance to meet regular Journal reader, "L".  A great guy, and a fellow former New Yorker.  It was great meeting you, sir!

I wish I had more of a ribald tale to tell you about Thursday night, but I do not.  Two more couples ventured upstairs at the Lido, and lasted less than 10 minutes each.  The only person who got a lot of action was a CD in the theater. That was the type of night it was.

The Lido Adult Theater
Super clean, from the bathrooms to the theater. 
Smoke free environment
Great parking
Lots of couples for Couples Nights (Thursday, Friday, Saturday)
Private Rooms
Open 24/7
$11 Admission

Limited couples play in the theater.
Crowding by the patrons around couples
Private room play excludes many from watching/participating
Leave the front door, you will have to pay admission again (pro and con)

Highly Recommended on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
(Your mileage may vary)

Flash Report: CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN by HnR

Doc here with report #2 from our newest field reporter, HnR.  He is back again reporting on the action inside what is arguably the most hardcore adult theater in the country, CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. Enjoy this report...
Hi Doc -

HnR here. Since I have not yet gone to CT's yet in November, I would like to give you and the readers 2-3 reports a month when possible I thought I would give you a report from my Oct 14th visit.

 I have a few general rules when I consider going to an ABS at any given time. First, I like to see new ladys the first time that they are going to be at an ABS in my area. That keeps it fresh an exciting with never really knowing exactly what to expect from a looks and action standpoint. If possible, it is preferable that it be an advanced posting from a crediable lady/couple that clearly expresses what they are coming for and finally I normally do not do repeats with the same ladys, maybe one time for a fuck an another time for a BJ. As with all parameters there are exceptions!
Now, on to the EXCEPTION to my no repeat rule. The couple - George and Tasha. George is a heavy set guy in his mid/late 50's that walks with a cane. Tasha is a 24/25 yo very hot lady with darker black hair, that she normally puts in a ponytail. I would guess she is about 5'0 or so and approx 110 lbs. In the stripper or escort world I would term her a "spinner". On the CT's scale she rates a STRONG 10. Very, very, very HOT YOUNG lady. Her and George's game is that they come to the theater and George pretty much picks out guys that she will give a BJ with swallow to.

Now, let me make it clear that as far as I know she has not been on the table and fucked by guys in the theater, but she will give EVERYONE that wants one a blowjob and will swallow every drop with a smile. George normally picks which guys, so you have to understand that is their process. I believe George gets off by watching and controlling the action so it is considerate if you make sure George can see the sucking as well.

On the night of my visit, I saw George's posting from about 8:00pm that they would be there around 9:30pm or so. I arrived at CT's about 10:30pm and the parking lot was about 1/3 full. Since they have been to the club several times now I think the crowd has thinned a little for them, but she always gets a nice number of guys, even on a weeknight.

Now, this will be the 4th time I went to see Tasha for a BJ, so hence my bending of my no repeat rule! I walked into the club and Tasha and George were sitting in the lobby and Tasha was playing the video game on the table in front of the counter. I paid my fees, and found out from a regular that they were taking their 1st break from round one in the theater. So I headed into the theater and took a seat on the very uncomfortable dual seat to the left that is basically summer deck furniture with no padding and nothing but the rubber strips that would hold the seat padding if there were any!

Within about 5 minutes George and Tasha walk into the theater and they take seats in the back up against the wall. One seat to the right for George, Tasha next to him and an empty seat to her left for the guys to sit that she will take care of. As I recall there were now a total of about 10 guys scattered about in the small theater and we were waiting for the game to begin.

CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN
 George asked an older, tallish thin guy sitting directly in front of them if he wanted to get sucked off by Tasha, uhhhh, he said yes and came around to where they were sitting, Tasha asked him if he wanted to sit in the seat next to her or stand in front of her, he choose to sit next to her. He pulled his pants down, sat in the empty seat and Tasha got on her knees and began to suck him. From where I was sitting all I could see was the back of her head going up and down. I would say within 5 minutes the guy blew his load. Some guys put on quite the show when they get ready to cum and other guys you just cannot tell at all. He was the latter. But she would not quit until the guy blew so you know he had. He gets dressed, thanks her and leaves while Tasha gets back in her seat, takes a drink of water and then puts her head on Georges shoulder and thus the wait begins...again.

In a couple of minutes George picks a younger guy in a baseball cap that had just walked into the theater and was standing in the front by the TV. He gladly accepts the offer and walks back to the seat and sits down. Now I get a kick out of some guys in the theater, because now the tension is a little high because this dude had just came into the theater and he was now next while other guys that were there and waiting had to wait more....haha. That is why I think George enjoys that part of his game as well as watching the action.

Now for me, the waiting can actually make me harder and my load stronger just because of the anticipation. Anyway, this guy blew inside of 60 seconds so the seat was empty. Next George picked the guy sitting next to me... damn, so close! They must have knew each other because he just went back there and talked with them for about 5 to 10 minutes and then said goodbye and left.... really?

By now there were about 12 guys in the theater so the chances of being picked were 1 in 12, I guess. YES, George points at me and asks if my cock is hard and ready for Tasha's mouth. Uhhhhh, yes... so I walk back to the seat, pull my pants down and my very rock hard cock is exposed. Tasha asks me if I want to stand or sit, I turned my head and asked George which was better for him. He said it would be better if I stood, so I decided to stand. George or someone in the area gets out one of those little pen flash lites and shines it on my cock and Tasha's mouth, which made it alot better for the watchers to see.

For the guys who have been involved in theater play you will understand what I'm going to say, but I cannot think of anything that compares with that first few seconds when Tasha, a very hot, thin young lady takes her mouth and wraps it around your cock and takes all of it in as far as she can go with that first stroke.... OMG! She went very slow, sucking in and out and about 3/4's down on my cock that was so hard it almost hurt, if you know what I mean! After about a minute she began using what I call the hand and mouth method, where she is sucking you fairly hard and using her hand to also jerk you as well. After a about 30 seconds of this double method I exploded with what seemed like 15 seconds of precum and 15 seconds of cum-spasms!!! She then followed with about 30 seconds of what I term cool down sucking that felt so good with a little more time I might have got hard again.... but it is not good to be a hog. So I thanked her and moved out of the way.

Right after me, before I was out of the way, George picked a guy 1 row behind that had his cock out and was jacking it while watching Tasha devour my cock. Anyway he walked up, jerking the whole time and by the time he got in front of Tasha, he put his cock in her mouth and boom baby, came with a semi-loud ahhhhhhhhh.

To wrap this report up, if you ever get a chance to go to CT's when Tasha is going to be there, drop what you are doing and make the drive. If you understand that it is George (sometimes Tasha) that picks the guys and you can be patient it is well worth your time.... after all, not many of us can get BJ's with swallow from very hot 24 yo's.

Take Care
Doc here again...I can attest to Tasha's hot appearance.  The Good Doctor stumbled into CTs during the summer when George and Tasha were there, and good God, this girl is hot.  HnR's description is spot on.  Is she a CTs "10"? Absolutely.

Thanks HnR for another great report!

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Click the pic of The Good Dcotor in the upper right hand side of the The Journal to e-mail me.  I will edit and doll-up your report, and publish.  It's easy. It's free. And it's The Lizardo Pledge.


Monday, November 15, 2010

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio

Hi kids...Doc here.  It struck me that it had been since Thursday since I had updated The Journal.  You see, The Good Doctor was on the road again for you, the good readers of The Journal.  House Calls to be made, business to be conducted. 

Plus, I have been cranky the last two days.  Bad mojo for writing the blog.

I will have a two-part House Call report about the trips to Dallas and The Lido Theater, and to Tampa and the 4 main theaters there. It will be a little of this, and a little of that. Part 1 (Dallas) will go up sometime late tonight or early tomorrow.  Part 2 (Tampa) will hit mid-week.
It was a long travel week, and maybe The Good Doctor did too much to himself in the process.  It was difficult to get into the right vibe to hammer out the big two-parter (yeah, I have your two-parter... right here!).

I took the time to take new updated photos of the Tampa theaters, which were long overdue.  I still need to edit them and drop them into the House Call, but it will be worth it.

So as the weather turns cold here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college, I will do my best to give you the latest from this thing of ours'.

Now who here has a cocktail?


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Quick Update from Dallas and The Lido Adult Theater

Doc here with a quick note on the fly... Follow the fun @ The Lido Theater in Dallas tonight on The Good Doctor's Twitter feed.

@lizardojournal or you can pick up the Tweets on the right hand side of The Journal.

Fasten your seat belts!

Thanks, Doc

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Kneelin' With Nancy: Hump Day Photo Supplement

Doc here with a little something to get you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters, through your Wednesday.

Nancy (from Gloryhole Nancy) and "T" were kind enough to send The Good Doctor 4 more images to post here at The Journal, for which we are are very grateful.  These photos were taken on one of Nancy's latest outings to Adult Pleasures in Toledo, and everyone involved seems to be having plenty of fun. Remember to click on the images to see the full size images.

In the next few days, The Good Doctor will have a new report from Nancy and "T".  As soon as it hits the Lizardo Newsroom Clicker, I will turn it around and get the report up and on the screens of your devices.  Why?  Because I am all sorts of kind.

Enjoy this morsel from Gloryhole Nancy...

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling better about Wednesday already.  Thank you Nancy and "T"!


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Field Report: Amber Aldrich on Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY

Doc here with a Field Report from one of the most popular reporters on this blog...Amber Aldrich.  Her last article on "Pink Girls" is still the most read report in The Journal's history.

This report deals with an adult theater back in The Good Doctor's old stomping ground in Upstate NY: Video Liquidators #3 (1770 Elmwood Avenue, Buffalo).  This theater opened well after The Good Doctor headed to The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college, so I have never been there to scout the location.  However, we are lucky that Amber has indulged us with her report.


On a Saturday night, October 9, I attended Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY.
Video Liquidators is a sex boutique/bookstore with two attached theaters. The
smaller theater is open to all, the larger one was designated as couples only.
As I have been asked a few times about this venue, here is my official review.

I had been to this place twice before and didn't enjoy it. But this time I did.
When we first arrived we went right to the couple theater, and were hit on by
another couple as soon as we walked in. We grabbed seats near the back and began
to play with the other couple. As my eyes got adjusted to the dark I saw the
couple we were playing with were about 30 years old, and there were about 10
couples in the theater, most of whom were engaged with other couples. Despite
it's couples-only designation, there were numerous single men in there,
presumably sneaking in from the smaller theater.

Video Liquidators
1770 Elmwood Ave., Buffalo, NY

My husband, Phil, was escalating quickly with the other woman, however her
husband remained flaccid even after prolonged oral stimulation. Numerous
attempts to penetrate me failed. I would blow him until his erection felt rigid
against my lips, then quickly turn around and bend over the back of the seat,
however in the short time it took to get into position he lost too much
rigidity, even with the prospect of going bareback.

Eventually he did manage to get his soft penis inside me. Ladies – when faced
with this common problem the trick is to pull back on your pubococcygeus muscle
(this will dilate your vaginal tube open) and try to remain perfectly still.
Fight the temptation to assume now that he's FINALLY in everything's ok. The
vagina has a natural tendency to tighten up around a penis upon penetration, and
this will cause a guy like this to lose the little erection he has. Squeezing a
fully erect penis keeps the blood in and hardens it more, but squeezing a
partially erect penis forces the blood out and kills the erection. This is why
guys like this lose it as soon as they put a condom on. So keep that tube open.
If you're in the position where you're bent forward with him standing behind you
(the most common position for intercourse at an adult theater), a sharp
butt-high arch in your lower back will open you up even wider inside.

Also, a lot of women make the mistake of thinking if they moan and groan and
pump themselves on him, he'll feel "stud-like" and get harder. Unfortunately,
the opposite happens. He's already self-conscious about his meager erection, and
by overreacting (even in a positive way) only draws more attention to it. So the
best thing to do is just stay perfectly still and quiet, and wait to feel it
harden up inside you. Then you can relax the PC muscle and let it clamp down. As
the guy's getting close to cumming little tiny quiet moans are very reinforcing
to guys like this, but loud, ruckus "oh fuck me daddy, fuck me hard" is
counterproductive and will actually set back his approach to orgasm. Guys don't
really want to hear this, especially guys that had a hard time getting up.

This technique worked on this guy and he was able to fuck me to completion.
Again ladies – they can't wear a condom. So if you want to play safe, use a
female condom. A word of advice – put the female condom in before you get to the
theater and don't let anyone know you're wearing one. The taboo of him thinking
you're taking him bare adds a big "kick" to his hardness.

In a short time a second couple approached us and asked if they could join in.
The four of us said yes, and we started playing as three couples. Again, the
male half had an erection problem. Now I admit I don't have Halle Berry's face
or Angelina Jolie's body, but those who know me know I carry my weight well, I
have silky smooth skin, killer legs, and I look 20 years younger than I am. So I
will not take the blame for not being enough inspiration. He was completely
unable to penetrate me, and I didn't feel like blowing him to completion, so I
gave up on him.

He apologized for what he called "performance anxiety", blamed it on the single
guy staring at us and jerking off from the row in front, and joined my husband
with his wife. Ironically, the single guy had one of those erections so solid
that it angles upward and pulsates. While my two men were occupied, I gestured
for the single guy to get behind me. Needless to say, he didn't go flaccid, and
he was quite thankful to have that painful erection dispatched.

After a brief discussion, the other couple thought it would be fun to experiment
with the mob scene in the smaller (male dominated) room. Almost immediately upon
entering we got mobbed (as expected) and the other woman felt uncomfortable.
Nevertheless, she decided to stay for a "try". We went to the front row where
there was an open area where the men can congregate. The men surrounded us and
closed in fast. Hands went on the legs and under our skirts and she felt
claustrophobic. We retreated back to the couples-only room.

We played there with four other couples, and ALL of the couples men had erection
problems. The single men who snuck into the couples theater were able to fuck me
no problem. I find this interesting, and am trying to rationalize why this trend
exists. We played in the couples theater for about two hours, then Phil and I
went back to the single's theater. There is an open area in the back of that
theater with a dark far corner. We went in that corner and I took the mob. No
erection problems there. My biggest problem was only having one pussy. A lot of
grope-and-jerk guys, presumably too shy or too impatient to wait for pussy.

I'd say there were about 25 guys in the single theater, 10 couples in the
couples theater, and maybe 5 guys who snuck into the couples theater. At one
point a lady came into the couples theater and threw the single guys out. They
came back a few minutes later. They were all perfect gentlemen, and they were
the only ones who had real erections.

We will be going back to VL at the end of December, and hope to have that nice
combination of couples fun and GB intensity.
Thanks for the stellar report, Amber!  As always, great info from our friend
from north of the border.

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