Saturday, October 22, 2016

Final Update! TONIGHT! Nightmare on 15th Ave Halloween Party in Chicago on Sat. October 22, 2016 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Final Update: Saturday at 12 Noon: Sweet Christmas, the big day is here for Nightmare on 15th Ave.  

A few last minute notes for you:

  • Yes Cubs fans, we will have the game on in the spa seating area (the regularly scheduled program, "Anal Bangers #13" will be pre-empted).
  • The Good Doctor will be giving M/F couples and single females tours between 7:45 and 9pm tonight. Just ask for"Doc". 
  • RSVPs are pouring in.  Get here early and stay late.  The party runs from 8pm to 1am. The theater is open until 2am.
  • The event is BYOB. We have ice, cups, and mixers. 
  • This will be your chance to meet some of the couples and reporters that contribute to The Journal. I will be happy to introduce you to some!
  • The costume contests (all three of them) start at 10pm (approximately). See me if you want to participate in the following categories: Sexist Female Outfit, Best Couples/Group Outfit, Funniest / Open Category Costume. 
  • We will have extra security on tonight. Single guys: be on your best behavior. If not, your evening will be very short and there will be no refunds.
  • Cell phones, cameras, and smart watches are NOT PERMITTED to be out anywhere except the retail store. Anyone not adhering to this policy might be asked to leave immediately. This rule is enforced strictly.
The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I'll be heading north to Chicago from The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college) shortly.  This will be a night for the adult theater ages, folks... Do not miss it!



House Call: A Nightmare on 15th Ave. Party Warm-Up on Friday 10/21/16!

Doc here, a man who some say was TV's "Derrick Granite", with a quick House Call Report on a crazy warm-up to this evening's "Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The Good Doctor had organ-ized a "Double Head-Her" of visits for Friday, 10/21/16: The first game was to be led off by the legendary Khal & Khaleesi (The Mother of All Squirters) at 5:30pm.  The nightcap was to follow at 8pm with my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple in an organized GB with my GB crew, The Black Sox.  

Well, the Double Head-Her turned into a "Triple Head-Her"... Craziest "night before an event" night in recent memory for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Game 1:
Khal and Khaleesi started the evening off with a splashing great time. Rumors of FEMA being called in to handle the squirt-flood damage have not been substantiated. Their scene ended with a 10-shot salute all over Khaleesi.  

I'm not sure if they made it to the 7th inning stretch.

Game 2:
The Adventurous MD Couple arrived, and were treated to the Black Sox (incl. their manager, your's truly). Started in the theater, and then moved to a private room in the spa. The Black Sox brought their "A" game, and Mrs. AMDCPL loved it! The corners were painted on The Mrs!  More giving - More splashing. 

The mercy rule was employed, as the sexy Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple ran the table.

Game 3:
My good friends The Luscious Laura & Mr. Wayne came in for a warm-up prior to tonight's huge Halloween Party. However, this was NO WARM UP! 
This game of pepper was played in the locker room, and was INTENSE! One of the Louisville Sluggers took her yard on the bench! The Luscious Laura is so cute....and so naughty!

If this is any indication of what tonight's Nightmare on 15th Ave Halloween Party will be like, then pack plenty of 5-Hour Energys. You'll need it.

See everyone tonight!