Friday, June 30, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Ginger Squirts Celebrates Father's Day in Wet & Wild Fashion at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 6/18/17

Doc here, a man who some say once finished in top 10 of an Upstate NY cat-juggling competition.  He would have finished higher if not for the neck wound. 

Well kids, you are in for a tasty Couple's Flash Report... My good friend Ginger Squirts has submitted the following report, and it's nothing short of amazing!  I can vouch for Ginger's intensity and gifts, and what you are about to read may surprise some of you, but not The Good Doctor. 

Ginger, almong with her Master Thom hit Chicago's 15th Avenue Theatre on Father's Day, June 18th, 2017, for a memorable evening.  This report, written by Ginger herself, offers her POV for a first-time adult theater experience of this magnitude. 

Please welcome to The Journal of Adult Theaters, my good friend and first-time contributor, Ginger Squirts!


Dear Doc:

We made a last minute decision to fulfill a fantasy of mine, and there was no better place to do it than in the 15th Avenue Theatre in Chicago.

We celebrated Father's Day early in the morning with a lavish blow job to my Master, Thom. After all, the focus of my day was on pleasing my Master, who happens to be a wonderful father as well!

Later that day, I confessed to my Master that I had a naughty fantasy of a couple of guys cumming on my tits, and I had a suggestion of how to play it out. I showed him the school girl outfit that I wanted to wear with my gold sparkly heals, and fishnet stockings and red lace camisole. I would be dressed in red and black with sparkly gold heals ready for whatever my Master deemed fit for me that night.

We arrived in the parking lot of 15th Avenue around 7 p.m. on Sunday, June 18th. There was a transgender party going on in the back party room. As we sat in the car and my Master began to instruct me of what was expected of me, I watched all the beautiful men transform into gorgeous women. High heels, wigs, killer dresses and hand bags! I thought to myself that was going to be one great night. "Little" (as my Master likes to call me), "little" did I know, but Master would be providing me with a bang-tastic party.

We finally walked into the main door, entering in thru the bookstore, paid our $10 couples charge, and an extra $20 for private room number 1.

I took my Master's hand, and he lead to me our private room. I quickly looked around as we were walking, trying to get another glimpse of those beautiful T-Girls, but they were in the party room, closed off by another door. It was in our private room, there, that I started to see my fantasy unfold. 

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Flash Report! Slick Willy Checks Into "Operation 30 for 30 with Khaleesi" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Never Checks Out

Doc here, a man who some say once bent a spoon using only the power of his fabulous head of hair, with the first Flash Report from Wednesday 6/21's awesome visit by Khaleesi & Khal to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

Regular contributor Slick Willy has stepped up to the plate, has taken a few practice swings, and steps into the baby batter's box.  Will he make solid contact? Will he get to third base?

What say you, Slick Willy?



Wow...what an amazing time with Khaleesi on Wednesday. Below is my report...

This was my 3rd visit to watch the beautiful Khalessi do her thing. I was hoping she would reach her goal of 30 loads and boy did she...33 in total.

I arrived pretty early and at first started getting concerned as there were maybe 10 people in the room...clearly not enough loads to break the record. Thankfully within moments the room filled up and the guests of honor walked in.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

TONIGHT! 6/24/17 at 7pm til Midnight! Beach Blanket Bango at the Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford!

Updated Saturday 6/24: The big day is here for The Art Cinema's Beach Blanket Bango Party in Hartford!  

My good friend Ashley (from Rick & Ashley) posted this morning that the swag bags are all done and looking great for tonight's party.  Remember M/F Couples, only the first 50 couples get one of these great swag bags, starting at 7pm with your paid admission!

Another surprise is that all couples venturing up to the Couples VIP Balcony with get their first look at brand new carpeting installed just this week. It's a huge job and almost completed (as you can imagine in a 98 year-old theater), and will be completed by this time next week. 

Beach Blanket Bango is one of the biggest events of the year at the mighty Art Cinema, and should not be missed!  Join New England's sexiest couples and singles for a night not soon to be forgotten!
First time couples... I strongly advise you to seek out Ashley when you come in this evening, and she will be more than happy to show you around and explain all the goodness that The Art Cinema can provide you during your evening.

Lastly, stay tuned later tonight as The Art Cinema announces it's next event in September, and you'll see it all here at The Journal of Adult Theaters as well as at

Enjoy yourselves this evening at The Art Cinema!



Friday, June 23, 2017

A Few Minutes with The Good Doctor: Big Weekend in This Thing of Ours!

Doc here, a man who some say has the silky dance moves of a young Vincenzo Coccotti, with a quick update on a very busy weekend in this thing of ours. My name is Emilio, and I'll be taking your drink orders...

Tonight (6/23), my good friend Joe hosts The Oregon Theatre's first Panty Raid Party in Portland!  Gradually, the adult theater events at The Oregon Theatre are getting popular for couples and singles alike in this sex-positive city.  Tonight's party also marks the first event where Oregon Theatre swag bags will be given out to couples who attend the event (with their paid admission). 
I encourage you to check out this party if you are anywhere near The Oregon Theatre tonight!

Tomorrow night (Saturday the 24th), an adult theater (near and dear to your old friend in the white suit and aviators) hosts their next big party!  The Art Cinema hosts their 4th annual beach Blanket Bango Party in Hartford from 7pm until Midnight.  The first 50 M/F Couples in the door for the event get an Art Cinema Swag Bag!  Get there early so you do not miss out!

Ernie, the owner of The Art Cinema, has a few surprises in store for you Saturday night.  And M/F Couples, you'll see it first hand in the VIP Couples Only Balcony!  The Good Doctor has seen a sneak peak of it, and it's very cool!
And lastly, mark your calendars for next Saturday, July 1st.  The Good Doctor will be hosting a special Saturday edition of The Secret Room 2125 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!  
"Stars and Strips" will be the first Independence Day Weekend Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater since a crazy one The Good Doctor attended in 2008 which featured some legendary ladies of the Chicago adult theater scene at that time (Femcar, Nancy B, etc.). It remains to this day a Top 5 scene that I have ever witnessed and/or participated in ever. Let's repeat it on Saturday July 1st in the Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater!

Questions?  Ask away!  You can find me on Twitter @LizardoJournal , or via e-mail HERE


Wednesday, June 21, 2017

This Afternoon! A 30 for 30 Special with Khaleesi & Khal at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Wed. 6/21/17 at 12:30pm!

Doc here, a man who some say gives back until it hurts, with a very special Visit Announcement for this coming Wednesday, June 21st at 12:30pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

What if I told you there was a bukkake queen looking for 30 good men.  What if I told you she was looking for 30 strong shots across her gorgeous bow.   
The Real Khaleesi!
Updates will continue here on The Journal as we approach lift off on 6/21.

This Wednesday, join Khaleesi & Khal for a 30 for 30 Special... 

This Lizardo Lantern will fire up promptly at 12:30pm CT... It will be visible in Chicago's western burbs, as well as on The Good Doctor's Twitter @LizardoJournal 
The Lizardo Lantern
A Beacon of Truth in a Confusing World
For additional updates on this afternoon appearance to take in a feature of 2, follow Khaleesi & Khal on Twitter:  and The Good Doctor at 


Saturday, June 17, 2017

TONIGHT! Beach Blanket Bingo at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday June 17th, 2017 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here, a man who some say was one of People Magazine's "Worst Dancers of 2003", with an update on this Saturday's HUGE Beach Blanket Bingo Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

Wednesday, sometime around tea time (and by tea time, I mean my 3rd Bloody Mary), I received a message on my Lizardo Intergalatic 7000 Edge smartphone from my good friend, Stunt Slut Simone.  And the news was very good:
So kids, this means that the legendary Stunt Slut Simone will be at the Beach Blanket Bingo Party this Saturday. She is insatiable, she is overdue for theater fun, and she will be at 15th Ave. Adult Theater with Doc and my merry pranksters. 

Stunt Slut Simone has also asked that the gentlemen keep their aim low, as an errant shot to the eye will cause Simone to head home early, and you do not want that!  You have been given your marching orders, gents!

How about some Stunt Slut Simone eye candy as your refresher course:

Secondly, the Swag bags are done for tonight's party.  Remember the first 50 M/F Couples get one of these bad boys, starting at 8pm:
Admission for Beach Blanket Bingo is as follows:
M/F Couples: $30
Single Guys: $50
Single Females: $20
Trans-Girls: $20

Also, Doc's Sexy Outfit Contest takes place, with three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place!  There are also STRONG RUMOR for a LIMBO CONTEST as well! See Doc for detail's at the party!

See you there!


Friday, June 9, 2017

Tonight! The Secret Room 2125: Slumber Party Friday June 9th, 2017 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here, a man whose physical perfection is only matched by his hostility, with an update on TONIGHT'S (Friday June 9th's)big Secret Room 2125: Slumber Party deep inside the Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The Swag Bags are complete for tonights big party, and here is a sneak peek at them! 

The first 20 M/F Couples in the door starting at 8pm get one of these bad boys! Come early and get your swag!

The Party Room is decorated and ready to welcome in lifestylers (both 1st timers and veterans of the scene) for the first big summer Secret Room 2125 Party!

Last week, The Good Doctor produced the promo HD video for the Secret Room 2125: Slumber Party, and your eyeballs can catch it below:
Planning on joining The Good Doctor at his Slumber Party?  Let your lifestyle friends know in either one of these 2 places:


On Fetlife:

More updates on the way!

Questions?  Ask me at 

Please make plans to join us on Friday night June 9th, 2017 from 8pm until 1am deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Slumber Party!


Couple's Flash Report! Max & Sarah Visit 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (and a Special Tour Guide)

Doc here, a man who some say might be the hero Gotham needs, sometime next week around lunchtime, with another tremendous Couple's Flash Report from my good friends, Max & Sarah!

Max & Sarah (who are awesome, BTW) reached out to The Good Doctor prior to their trip to Chicago, and I happily volunteered to escort and act as their tour guide around their destination, 15th Ave. Adult Theater

If you were not there to experience with them their first visit behind the screen, then you are in for a treat!  Sarah (who bears a striking resemblance to actress Debra Messing in my professional opinion) has written a great report, with running commentary from Max, on this trip. 

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this 5-Star report from Sarah (& Max)!


Hello Doc & Everyone,

We had quite a time in Chicago, thanks to Dr. Lizardo and the 15th Avenue theater. I had such a good time that I thought it fitting that I write the review. Plus, Max thinks its hot and can’t wait to hear what I have to say.

First things first: It was great meeting the legendary Dr. Lizardo in the flesh. You made us feel so welcome and made me feel so comfortable. I really appreciated that and I hope our paths cross again. (ed. note: The pleasure was all mine Sarah & Max!)

So Dr. Lizardo himself gave Max and I the grand tour of 15th Avenue. What a great place. First, we went into the theater itself. This was the place I was most excited/scared about. We walked in and there were quite a few guys in there already. Dr. Lizardo had told everyone we were coming, and it seemed that there was already a turn out. I was aware that there were many people watching me, but everyone kept a good distance and didn’t breathe down my neck, which I appreciated very much.

Ok. The room behind the screen and the table were pretty much EXACTLY a fantasy that Max and I have talked about for a long, long time. I was still excited but getting very, very nervous. It’s one thing to have a fantasy but to live it is totally different. But I was going to do just that, on that table, in that room.

We left the theater and Doc continued to show us around. He was a great tour guide but I couldn’t stop thinking to myself. “The table is just in the next room. The fantasy about looking up and seeing nothing but a sea of hands and hard dicks is about to be real”. It was distracting to say the least. 

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Flash Report! Anaconda's Close Encounters of the Cinema 309 Kind with Holly Go Darkly & Lacey (w/PIC) on 5/24/17

Doc here, a man who some say is often referred to by the Pennsylvania Dutch as "The Dancing Man in White", with a star-studded Flash report from senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

The stars aligned at Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA, and meeting our intrepid reporter inside the adult theater was my good friend Holly Go Darkly, along with her partner in crime, the lovely Lacey!

It is here where we pick up our report...


Hey Doc,

So, I'm keeping you busy and it looks like it may continue for a while with my upcoming schedule. So, I wanted to report to you on an interesting night I had on Wednesday @ Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre, PA.

Let me set the stage a bit for all the readers to get a full sense of the serendipity involved in this meeting. I do communicate with Doc regularly, mostly via Twitter, and consider him a friend rather than just a source of info on this thing of ours. Since I had been making slightly more frequent stops @ Pasttimes in recent months, I had inquired to Doc about the whereabouts of one Miss Holly Go Darkly. I absolutely loved the reports she had submitted about her experiences there and she was a big part of me being inspired to try out Pasttimes, always in the back of my mind thinking I might run into her there. 

Doc informed me that Holly had been on a bit of a break recently. Well, not long after that, I saw a post on an swingers website about none other than Miss HGD, looking for some potential playmates at Cinema 309 on the days I would be in that area before my Vegas trip. Well, you can read about what actually happened THAT night in my other recent report, and unfortunately Holly had gotten busy with some other obligations and never made it to 309 that night, but I had made contact and wan't about to lose touch!! 

So, much to my delight, Holly let me know she would be back in NEPA a couple weeks later, and.....she was bringing a friend!!! Her friend is the lovely Lacey who would be visiting from the left coast. Oh my...things are looking up. Also in attendance would be Holly's gentleman dom, D. I chatted with all 3 of them leading up to the big night, and the plan was set.

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Hawaiian Eyeful Edition with 24 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say once had a breakfast cereal named after him called "Lizardo Lasagna", but the tomato & basil flavor was found to be too strong for every demographic segment (except one). 

Friday was a big day at The Journal, as we celebrated the first ever Hawaiian Eyeful Friday.  The Good Doctor published 4 big reports filled with new pics and 2 brand new videos of my good and extremely hot friend Hawaiian Eyeful:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

So how we do we top this, you might ask?  How about (for starters) a Hawaiian Eyeful centric Smut for a Sunday Evening?

Enjoy the goodness that is The Hawaiian Eyeful, and click the thumbnails to ENLARGE!


The Hawaiian Eyeful

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Field Report! Mr. Glass has the Skinny on Pleasure 365 in Monclova, OH (Just outside Toledo)

Doc here, a man who some say once knitted a merkin for a local flea market, only to be arrested for illegal use of yarn.  

The topsy-turvy adult theater scene in Toledo has been in a state of flux for awhile now, for many reasons not to be discussed at this time. With the closure of Westwood Theater, where do red-blooded Toledo-area lifestylers now go to fly their freak-flag?

Regular contributor Mr. Glass has a few ideas for you...


Hi Doc,

As your have heard there is a new place in the Toledo area. It is the old Airport Rd. bookstore, which has been known by Pleasure 365 for some time now. Toledoans will know that name already as that was also what Westwood went by. 

For the readers who were familiar with the bookstore layout, it has completely changed. The old arcade is gone. That is now where the store sits. In place of the store is a viewing room and new arcade. The viewing room is approx. 32’ wide by 50’ deep with a projector showing a very large screen o'porn. 

Friday, June 2, 2017

Hawaiian Eyeful Friday - Part 4: Another EXXXCLUSIVE New Video "Hawaiian Eyeful Has A Fantasy"

Doc here, a man who some say isn't crazy about yams, with the fourth and final report in celebration of our first Hawaiian Eyeful Friday celebration.

Earlier today, The Good Doctor received a message from The Hawaiian Eyeful, and she said she was very happy to have a day designated for her.  If anyone is this thing of ours deserves a day named after them, it's my good friend Hawaiian Eyeful!

So kids, to put a bow on this first HEF, I present to you another Journal of Adult Theaters EXXXCLUSIVE video of Ms. Eyeful, as she take a generous load of baby batter across her amazing boobs. 


Hawaiian Eyeful Friday - Part 3: EXXXCLUSIVE New Video "Hawaiian Eyeful Has A Secret"

Doc here, a man who some say directed the 8mm loop series "My Mom Did What?" sometime in the mid-70's, with a special treat to help celebrate Hawaiian Eyeful Friday here at The Good Doctor's Journal.

Courtesy of Hawaiian Eyeful and her hubby, Mr. Eyeful, here is the first of three Journal of Adult Theaters EXXXCLUSIVE videos celebrating the awesomeness of Hawaiian Eyeful and her adult theater adventures.

In this first short video, "Hawaiian Eyeful has a Secret", HE is multi-tasking with two gentlemen. And it is glorious!

Hawaiian Eyeful Friday - Part 2: Hawaiian Eyeful Visits Secrets in Des Moines, WA In April 2017 w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say once donned a wingsuit and dove off Seattle's Space Needle, soaring high above the Pacific Science Center, only to be plinked out of mid-air by some kid with a pellet gun. 

We continue America's newest adult theater holiday, Hawaiian Eyeful Friday, with Part 2 of this magnum opus from my good friend, Ms. Eyeful.  Not only do you, the good readers of The Journal, get a hot, dirty, and naughty Flash Report, you get a bunch of brand new images of The Hawaiian Eyeful playing that night at Secrets in Seattle. (Remember to Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE them!)

Take it away, Hawaiian Eyeful!



A couple of months ago, we (Mr. Eyeful and myself) headed up North to attend some family activities. As it so happens the venues were situated near Secrets in Washington. After hearing so much about them, we decided it would be a good chance to check it out.
We arrived about 8:00 pm to a very clean establishment where patrons should they choose, could enjoy themselves. We were greeted by a very friendly, warm, professional and courteous staff. The front of the store had two rooms, one was a theater setting with a platform with a strip pole, the other was considered a “dark room” with neon lights. We then were given a tour in the back where there were two more theater settings. There was also a much bigger room where they planned on renovating for entertaining couples. Returning to the front, my hubby asked them to post the “Hawaiian Eyeful” flag.

Hawaiian Eyeful Friday - Part 1: 3 Brand New Pics from Fantasy Video in Portland, OR

Doc here, a man who some say needs to get back to Portland, OR soon for reasons readily apparent on this newest of adult theater holidays, Hawaiian Eyeful Friday!

One of the legendary ladies in this thing of ours across the adult theater landscape is my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful. She is the total package, folks: Hot, naughty, gorgeous, insatiable, a body made for hot & wet sex, adventurous, and an incredibly nice person!  I am honored to call Hawaiian Eyeful and her Hubby Mr. Eyeful my friends.

In this, the first of two reports to celebrate Hawaiian Eyeful Friday, we have three brand new pics of Ms. Eyeful as she visited and played inside Fantasy Video in Portland, OR.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Field Report! B&B Hits the Renovated Pleasure 365 in Monclova (just outside Toledo), OH on 5/30/17

Doc here, a man who some say gave the best years of his life to auto glass, with a brand new Field Report from just outside The Glass City in Monclova, OH from contributors B&B.

Pleasure 365 has been converted from an ABS with booths to a 2-floor / 2-adult theater facility.  The location has a huge parking lot, is discreet, and provides another solution to the void left by the closing of The Westwood Theater in Toledo. 

Take it away, B&B...


Hello Doc,

Pleasure 365, The details..............

The store is completely flipped around from what it was. Where the glory holes used to be is now the retail area. The theater is where the retail used to be. The theater is no Westwood (we were spoiled) in size, but is spacious enough. One couch, several tables with chairs, an exam table with stirrups and a wedge bench. That makes up the general area.
Pleasure 365
9410 Airport Highway, Monclova, OH
The couples area is L shaped with a huge couch, exam table and a few tables with chairs. Very clean! This is separated by a wall with glass on the upper part for viewing the movie and for the guys viewing the couples. This area is raised from the main floor by two or three  steps.