Thursday, February 6, 2020

Flash Report! Just Plain Tom Hits The Paris Twin in Syracuse, NY in Late 2019

Doc here, a man who some say was brought into a boardroom with the marketing boys. They call me "Doctor Lizardo". They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in America's enemies. They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.
It's ketchup catch-up time here at The Journal, with a backlog of great reports ready to see the light of day. Mostly positive reports, and a couple negative ones as well. Both are important to gauge the scene in these particular areas. 
Case in point: Regular contributor Just Plain Tom (JPT), and his report on a theater I'm very familiar with, the Paris Twin in Syracuse, NY.  This report can be filed under "negative", which is illustrated below.
Take it away, Just Plain Tom!
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Greetings Doc,
JPT here with a report from Upstate New York.  
I found myself in Syracuse a few months ago.  It was a Friday night, so I decided to check out the Paris Theater.  In years gone by the theater provided some fun times, particularly on weekend nights. But most recently I’ve found it to be a disappointment.  But being ever the optimist, I thought I’d give it another try and see if there had been any improvement.
The Paris has two theaters both showing straight porn. After entering the front door, you walk a few steps to the ticket window.  Tickets are $12 for each side...no discount for both theaters. The theater on the left (#1) is the larger of the two, but both are much larger than what you find in most places today.  It’s an old-style theater with high ceilings, multiple seating rows, and that old-timey theater atmosphere.