Doc here, a man who some say has trained hundreds of field reporters for The Journal of Adult Theaters in the ways of The Lizardo, an ancient sect of adult theater enthusiasts who put pen to paper after putting (at times) hands & penis to a pretty lady.
Roll the opening crawl...
It is an exciting time for the Lizardos. Although many adult theaters have vanished over the years, 15th Ave Adult Theater has welcomed couples & singles alike from their hidden base and pursued them across the Tri-State.
Embracing this thing of ours, a group of freedom fighters led by The Jedi & The Lady has established a new secret base some weeknights somewhere near planet Melrose.
The congenial Dry Clean Only, has dispatched thousands of vibrating probes into the far reaches of Chicago's western suburbs….
“Return of The Jedi (and The Lady)”
This episode of our trilogy takes us three parsecs ahead of where we last left off. I found myself again with business in Chicago, and when I say business, I mean an agenda of evening visits to 15th ... with some daytime meetings in the Windy City to pass the time.
Regular readers will remember I have had an unusual amount of business in Chicago this fall and have spent many hours and $$ at 15th. Patience is a key ingredient in this thing of ours, and one (or two, as I tell newbie couples) has to go into these visits with both low expectations and an open mind.
That’s the recipe for finding happiness within, folks. Sometimes it is what we are all waiting for, and others are not. And, even then, some visits are filled with nothing to write home (err, file a field report) about. Since The Adult Theater Gods had already rewarded me with the privilege of an epic encounter with The Jedi and The Lady just weeks earlier, I rightfully expected this visit would be one of “resetting”.
That’s the recipe for finding happiness within, folks. Sometimes it is what we are all waiting for, and others are not. And, even then, some visits are filled with nothing to write home (err, file a field report) about. Since The Adult Theater Gods had already rewarded me with the privilege of an epic encounter with The Jedi and The Lady just weeks earlier, I rightfully expected this visit would be one of “resetting”.
