Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Field Report! Orichard on 2 of Portland's Naughtiest Ladies: The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker and The Naughty Librarian

Doc here, a man who some say practices hot yoga on Tuesday mornings, with a terrific editorial on two of Portland, Oregon's legendary ladies of the adult theater scene: The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker.

I have had the good fortune to meet both these ladies on my trips out to Portland over the last ten years or so, and ORichard's report is spot on. The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker was one of the first of Portland ladies I met in a Biblical sense, back when she was known as (per my colleague Brent's title) as The Plaid Shirt Lady in The Jefferson Theater days. 

The Good Doctor met The Naughty Librarian only last year at The Paris Theatre, and she was checking out books one after another (with each book without a dust jacket).   

But I digress...

It's good to welcome back Portland scribe ORichard to The Journal.  It's been awhile since he filed a report, but this one is a page turner, folks.  One of his first submissions, a profile of The Edgewater West Swingers Hotel near the Oakland Airport in California is still to this day one of the most read reports since I started this dog and pony show back in 2009. And this editorial on these two ladies will warm you to your hot toddys. 

Take it away, ORichard!



This message recaps my experiences over the years with The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cumsucker - two of the most notorious frequent visitors to Portland’s adult theaters:

Both women are always accompanied by their mates. The Cumsucker’s man enjoys sitting and beating his meat while she plays throughout the theater. On occasion, he will engage males, and occasionally the Cumsucker will stroke or suck his cock for brief periods. I’ve never seen him engage another women or screw the Cumsucker. They often chat with each other about the movies or whether the time is right for her to begin moving about the theater. She enjoys watching the male-male action in the little theater, most often from the doorway.

Paris Theater
Portland, OR
She is a next-door-neighbor cute and friendly later middle-aged woman who smiles appreciatively and usually lets the guys know how much she enjoys relieving us of our loads- most often in her mouth- but any hole is game. She enjoys anal and will ask for it on occasion, but her specialty is her sucking ability. I’ve seen her suck ferociously on guys who have lasted more than 20 minutes without releasing until she can eventually make them cum. She’ll just keep sucking harder if you can’t seem to get your nut in a reasonable amount of time. When she’s been working awhile her mouth gets really warm and I love it when she moves from my cock to my balls. Believe me, there is not much more pleasing than a hot mouth sucking on one’s balls! And in that department, she’s the best. 

She likes to be treated somewhat roughly and makes wonderful sounds when her nipples are squeezed and pulled or her vagina is smacked, in particular. Her partner, at times, will be quite rough, and the sounds of pain/delight that she makes can make anyone horny. By the way, she doesn’t like being taken for granted, and asking politely will get you whatever you or she is in the mood for. It’s often a good idea to wait until she shows she’s ready by getting naked.

Sneak Peek! Holly Godarkly's 2nd Book: Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy - Free Download Starting TUESDAY @ MIDNIGHT PT!

Doc here, a man who some say can get up and down in two strokes, with a 2nd tasty morsel from our good friend, Holly Godarkly.

At Midnight PACIFIC TIME, Holly will make her 2nd book, "Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy" available for free digital download on Amazon! How about that for a gift right up your Christmas stocking?

If you click on the Amazon link below, you can even see a preview of the book, including a little blurb about your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

So you yourself a favor, and download Holly's book in the wee hours of the morning.  You will hate yourself if you don't!

And here is a little Easter Egg for you...The cover photo was shot by Doc, and features two of his best & sexiest friends in this thing of ours. Anyone have a guess on who they are?

E-mail me with your guesses at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , with GUESS as your subject line. The first one who guesses right will get a shout out on the front page of The Journal. 



Hi Doc,

I will run a 5 day free digital download Tuesday December 8th to Saturday the 12th.  Times begin at midnight Pacific.  Available worldwide in English.

This is the link for the paper back copy:  https://www.createspace.com/5918610

The link for the digital download is:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0190OEIRM 

Holly’s December Fantasy
Holly Godarkly

HOLLY’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FANTASY is the detailed accounting of the fantasy dreams that have been occupying her mind since Thanksgiving.  She has been contemplating her upcoming tour of the better Adult Theaters across the United States and it has her juices flowing and her imagination in full force.

Field Report: Austin 6 Adult Bookstore in Austin, TX

Doc here with a Field Report and update from first-time Journal contributor RedDurango on the Austin 6 ABS and Mini Theater in Austin, TX.

It's very light on details, but now you know it is out there and it's now in the Good Doctor's adult theater database.

Here we go...



Best kept secret in Austin, Tx!!!! Austin 6 ABS.

Nice, clean place for couples to have fun. Friendly, helpful staff. It has an as arcade, private viewing rooms and theater with good seating and an area to play in the front and back.

Couples welcome.

$7.58 for admission and ladies get in for 1/2 price.

Address is: 521 Thompson Lane, Austin, TX