Gentlemen: This is your chance to meet an adult theater legendary lady, chronicled here in The Journal for 4+ years. Come ready to socialize. And obey these rules of the road:
- Freshly showered and clean.
- Sober. No exceptions.
- Polite. If you are rude, you'll be told to get lost.
- Respectful. Follow Mr. Sexual Athlete's orders. If you don't, it'll be a short afternoon.
And as always, tell them Doc sent you!
Thanks,
-Doc
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Doc here, a man who some say was once a triathlete, specializing in the "Ziti, Gnocchi, and Calzone" events. Medals were won and hearts were broken.
Attention Chicago...Something very hot and very fit is coming your way next Friday, October 20th, 2017 at Noon.
My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be making their annual trip to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago next Friday to take in a few features in the theater.
Mrs. Sexual Athlete has the body of a Greek Goddess. For example:
Mrs. Sexual Athlete would enjoy the company of appreciative and respectful gentlemen during the movie. And Mr. Sexual Athlete will be there to make sure this happens the right way.
In order to join them for movie appreciation in the theater you need to be all of the following, with no exceptions:
- Freshly showered and clean.
- Sober. No exceptions.
- Polite. If you are rude, you'll be told to get lost.
- Respectful. Follow Mr. Sexual Athlete's orders. If you don't, it'll be a short afternoon.
See you next Friday at Noon!
Thanks,
Doc