Doc here with a brand new reporter here at the Journal, covering the Kansas City adult theater scene:
professor 7x6. His first report is an excellent accounting of a productive afternoon at the old
Strand Theater in Kansas City.
Here is Professor 7x6 (where's Maryann?) and his report...
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The Good Doctor has expressed interest in another contribution from a potential new reporter. I should qualify my reports by the fact that I am a stealthy participant in this thing of ours, and seek the non-vanilla adventures not available at home. If a vagina isn't available, I will cross over the gender divide for other experiences. No chance of me changing sides, but once the wood is standing up, might as well use it. I am self titled as
professor7x6, which indicates my length and girth, if not my intellect. Funny how we all come up with honorarium titles.
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The Strand Theater
Kansas City, MO |
The
Strand Theater (3544 Troost Avenue) in Kansas City, MO is an old school relic with a stage and a balcony. In the past, it could of reek of piss and worse, but was cleaned up a few months ago at least in the olfactory department. The competition in KC is
Bazooka's (1717 Main St., Kansas City, MO), which is a strip club with an arcade and two mini-theaters upstairs. They are owned by the same company, and mostly draw the same clients. Bazooka's is somewhat cleaner and in a safer downtown neighborhood, and attracts the milder crowd for couples.
The KC scene is nothing like Melrose, CT's, or our other hot locations. Now and then there are still busts, because there is no other crime in KC I guess.
I was free to find adventure on Friday afternoon, hoping to catch some noon crowds. After 2 round trips between venues, my last attempt was at the Strand at about 3:30pm. This was when a 30ish couple came in the lobby.
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Bazooka's
Kansas City, MO |
To borrow from Brent (I've read too many of Brent's reports here, LOL) we'll call her Sissy Spacek, and he was closer to Bruce Willis. She was short, petite, and cute. They went in the downstairs main theater and were loud and somewhat argumentative. They went right down front to the stage and the attendant came in and told them they couldn't use the stage today because of too many people. This attendant is a 50's gay guy that likes to get in on the man action when a hot stud comes in and he just tolerates the heteros.
I tried to get the skinny from him and he wouldn't say what they do, just that they were drunk. I was out of time and would not wait if they were the typical KC couple that sits stone faced for an hour while they build their courage. I took a seat across the aisle, and Bruce was already working inside her clothes. Some giggling, some arguing, some pouting, then some giggling. I hadn't decided whether to try to play and then she mooned me with her pajama bottoms pulled down.
Her butt was very sexy, and I took the seat next to them. He kept playing and working on disrobing her and I asked if I could join. It was no, maybe, yes, no, and so on and I kept hands off the merchandise. Her pants were off for a vigorous finger banging and I asked if I could lick her pussy. I was already topless and had my hard dick out stroking so it seemed like a polite thing to do.
Permission was granted and I dove in. There was a slight urine taste/smell which I just dispatch with extra saliva. I proceeded to dine for about ten minutes - which is a LONG time. She squealed and they both commented and flattered my skill. I love to use fingers and work the taint ant the clit. I'm not big on deep finger banging and fisting but of course it isn't about my preferences. Whenever a female tells me how good I am down there I just tell them I'm just following directions. The spasms, contractions and tensions tell you where to lick next.
Her pussy was clean shaved and almost in a prolapse state. I love having all that wet red rosebud inviting you in. I had asked about fucking a couple of times, and she said "not you", then 5 seconds later would be spread again. I had a condom peeled and ready, but after the third time I came up for air, I just eased up to position and thumped it a couple of times and slid it in.
You all can make your own judgments, but this was a very healthy looking pussy and I really wanted to feel it skin on skin. They were indifferent about my offer of a condom and it wasn't just the alcohol impairment so I justified it. And baby, did she justify it...
We fucked and tried to raise an audience and maybe some more assistance, but the few gay guys ran away in fear and the straight guys were kind of intimidated. I love fucking like a porn star and me and Bruce kept up a dialog of who was fucking whose brains out, and so on. I have a hard lean body and like to show the contrast of my 7" thick dick being pulled horizontally.
Sissy had nice little boobs, a little roll around the middle but beautiful hips, ass and legs. A couple of times she decided to out-fuck me and rode me like a rented mule. I edged as much as I could and had to sneak out of her wetness at one point to keep from busting completely. I would not have cock blocked if there was anyone waiting, but since there wasn't, I took that velvety pussy as long as I could. We flipped over for some doggy style, and then she turned cold again. I didn't want to nut in her because they hadn't requested it, so I offered to finish off wanking on her tits or wherever.
Two mood changes later, she was helping me wank and encouraging me on. When I finished, I sat and chatted a minute, offered to get a soda, and rejoined them. Since nobody else was joining, Bruce asked me if I wanted to fist Sissy, but I begged off saying I had to go home. They were disappointed to lose their new best friend, but before I left he showed me how much she likes it and worked several fingers into her. She squirted all over as he worked it, for the so-called female ejaculation.
Anyway, field reports will be infrequent from me, and hopefully briefer. Thanks to The Good Doctor for the forum.
professor
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Thanks again to professor 7x6 for a great first report for The Journal. And keep the reports just as they are, sir. The more information, the better for the editor and the better for the reader. We are looking forward to your next report, and the latest from the KC scene.
Do you have an adult theater report, just like professor 7x6 had? Just e-mail
Hank Stram The Good Doctor at
emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit, format, and drop in a photo or two. You get the byline and the glory.
Thanks,
Doc
