Wednesday, April 27, 2011

(UPDATED!) Flash Report: Brent Returns To Portland & Gets An Eyeful

Doc here... Brent from Portland, OR was out of town for several days over the last week and a half, tending to what people do when they are out of town.  He was even able to hit a couple of out of town adult theaters with nothing spectacular to report.

Well, he's back home in Portland and it looks like The Paris Theater missed him...

Check out these two instant reports he sent out around 7:30pm PDT last night:

"A beautiful dark haired Lea Michele type is sucking all cocks at the Paris while we talk dirty to her . Come on down and enjoy this slut. Plenty of parking."

"This Kardashian is making out with guys getting her tits sucked so hard she is beginning to lactate & wants two dicks in her pussy & wants loads on her face.  It is good to be back in Portland."

Only Brent could give us the following in 4 short sentences:
  • Not one but two celebrity look-a-likes
  • A call to action for an adult theater gang bang
  • A parking update
  • Lactation
  • DPP (double pussy penetration)
  • Facials
  • A personal note about how good it is being back home
This is why Brent is the poet laureate of this thing of ours: Word management.

And it's good to have you back in PDX, Brent.


Brent supplied some more info on the above Tuesday night encounter:

"One of the things that makes Portland such a good town for adult theater sex is not only the frequency that it occurs but also the fact that "ats" is likely to occur at all hours of the day. A couples theater adventure may not always go as planned but its more likely to be successful in Portland."

"The lady who played last night was very pretty and had a great attitude. She loved to be talked dirty to and was up for just about anything. The crowd was small and respectful- maybe a little too small. Still she had a few very intense orgasms from getting fucked by her old man, riding Coke Can's dick while her old man put it to her from behind while at the same time someone sucked hard on her nipples and someone else stuck his dick in her warm wet mouth."

Monday, April 25, 2011

"Blast From The Past" From the Duke Of Pearl: "In Praise Of Sticky Floors"

Doc here with a terrific "Blast From The Past" from first time contributor, the Duke of Pearl. Duke takes us on a trip from Seattle, to Santa Ana, to Buena Park, and eventually to Portland.

Luckily, I am able to illustrate the adult theaters from Duke's report from the Good Doctor's photo archives, located deep within the control room here at my practice.  (Remember to click on the photos to ENLARGE them.)

So, without further delay, here is the Duke of Pearl's "Blast":



Doctor, Doctor;

I accidentally tripped over this site a few days ago. I am so amused with it that I thought I should introduce myself.

Apple Theater
circa 1994
Seattle, WA
I am not a newcummer to ‘this thing of ours’. My beginnings began as a patron of the arts in 1970s Seattle at the old Apple Theater. I was a lad in my 20s. The only truly memorable thing about the Apple was the night a young pregnant woman sat beside me in the back row of wobbly seats. I was too shy to take my hard peter out when she asked me to, so we went to my car and I fucked her in the broken passenger seat of my aging Plymouth. It was enough to form a life-long appreciation of sticky floors.

I soon moved to San Francisco and found a few such places on Market Street, but I didn’t stay in the city long before I moved to southern California. There were some good places in those days. The Mitchell Bros Theater in Santa Ana comes to mind, as does a nasty old theater on 4th Street (The State Arts Theater). 

The Former State Arts Theater
(now the rennovated West End Theater)
4th Street, Santa Ana, CA
One night an older couple sat down beside me in the nearly empty theater. She sat between me and her husband and spread a shawl over her lap and mine. She stroked my peter while I played with her large floppy tits. After a minute she whispered, “Come out to our motor home. There will be no money exchanged.”

Once inside I fucked her while her husband sat at close range, leaning forward and watching as she berated him like the (happy?) cuckold he was. Getting into the spirit of things I ordered him to “Do something, you miserable bastard. It isn’t nice to just sit there and stare!” He rimmed me expertly and minutes later I shot all over her ample belly. As he licked it up I dressed and quickly left while I listened to them beg me for a re-match. Oh, to be young again and begged for sex!

Pussycat Theater
Buena Park, CA
circa 1980
As I recall, it was the early 90s when they began bulldozing the theaters in southern California. The last one to go was the worst (and therefore the best) of them – the Pussycat Theater in Buena Park. There was usually a minimum of 50 people in there at all times and it set new records for sticky floors. On the day they finally tore it down there was a crowd lined up on the other side of Beach Blvd consisting mostly of people cheering the demolition, but there was also a fair number of us pervs in raincoats quietly sobbing and sniveling as the silent minority.

Then it was over. The big Cats had made short work of the Pussycat. After the Haz-Mat bureaucrats zealously surveyed and arduously repaired the tainted soil content, someone moved a double-wide onto the property and opened a used car lot. It was clearly time to move on.

Just For Fun
Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix was my next stop. There are no theaters per se but lots of video arcades. They all had so many WARNING! signs posted that one’s peter would atrophy before you could park the car. There was one decent place called “Just for Fun” that had a make-shift theater upstairs. It was a reasonably good place to go and jack off with the fellas. They had a buzzer on the downstairs entry door. When the buzzer sounded everyone covered up and sat frozen until the newcummer got to the top of the stairs and whipped his dick out. Then it was back to business as usual.

I moved to Portland a year ago. I purposely moved here because of its reputation for being tolerant of sticky floors. I go to The Paris, The Oregon, and lots of the jack-in-the-boxes around town. I never feel unsafe or like a place is about to be raided and all of us humiliated for ‘this thing of ours.’ (I love that phrase, Doc!)

The Duke of Pearl


Doc here again... Sometimes The Good Doctor is part writer, part editor, and in the case of this report, part detective.  With the help of The Duke, I was able to come up with the Santa Ana's sleazy old theater name, plus what happened to it after it stopped showing XXX fare.  However, photo wise, the best I could come up with is the renovated theater.  You win some, you lose some.

I am looking forward to the next installment from The Duke of Pearl.  Plus, since he is at ground-zero for this thing of ours in Portland, why not take his talents to the Rose City's adult theaters?

Thanks again Duke.


Flash Report: Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - 4/23/11

Doc here with something the Easter Bunny could never give you: This week's Crusing The Coast With Bob in Biloxi

As the Cal Ripkin of this thing of ours, he is Mr. Consistency.  If a Sunday passes without a Bob report in my in box, I know something is up.

No one has been looking forward to the end of the Lenten season more than our good friend Bob.  Hopefully after the holiday, things will return back to normal for Bob, which means hot wet fun at the theater as well as the ABS down the street.

Without further ado, from parts unknown, weight unknown...Bob in Biloxi:


Hi Doc,

Well I bit the bullet and went over to check the pre-lent scene in this thing of ours. I have mixed reviews at the outcome, but here goes:

The Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS
There were five couples that showed up during the course of the day at the Gulf Coast Theater in Biloxi. Four couples before I got there, the first couple was seen to suck off everyone in the theater, together, not my thing, so I didn’t miss anything in that regard.  The other three couples (before my arrival) were rumored to have only played by themselves.

When I did arrive, there was one regular couple that attended and only watched the movie, they usually only hook up with other couples and a third wheel for them is an unusual thing.

Meanwhile down at the trusty ABS (two blocks down the street) a middle aged couple showed up, she had red hair (usually denoting super freak?) dressed in a short grey skirt and black blouse. Nice race, about 50 or so, petite and well proportioned. I’m thinking maybe this wasn’t a wasted trip after all? I was “lucky” enough to get the booth next to them, but I have to tell you doc, she gave the worse blow job I’ve ever had in my life!! WAY too much teeth on my buddy!! To the point of being painful! I managed to coat her tongue anyway, then retreated to the safety of my vehicle for some R & R . They stayed a long time, one of the regulars came out bent over and walked up to my window complaining of the same treatment.

Bob in Biloxi
After they left, it was getting close to closing time for both establishments, ( both the theater/abs closes @ midnight) when a couple pulled up next to me. She was a young thing in her 20’s , blond hair, medium perky tits in a dark grey summer dress, they walked in the ABS and turned around and walked out. As they were getting in their car, she was on my side backed in, I said good evening! She said it would have been if this place hadn’t closed so early. I told her, not to worry there was more sex going on in the parking lot than in the store anyway. (Ok, I lied to her, sort of like that I won’t cum in your mouth lie) But that perked her interest and she asked me to explain. More lies from me of course, but the end result justified the means.

After talking for a few minutes, I learned she wanted to try out the holes, that they had placed an ad on CL, and someone answered telling them about the glory holes, etc. Well I respond to couples on CL every Sat night telling them about both places. After a few for minutes of discussing this, we concluded it was indeed me. I always send a pic of the dick and she wanted to see it. So out “Stanley” came, she then reached in and started stoking me, then asked where we could go? I told her, right here, right now. This girl must have been horned up, because she jumped in the front seat and started blowing me. My windows were down, enjoying the ocean breeze, her escort/husband/boyfriend/FWB was standing outside, sort of blocking the view from the street. Unlike the previous lady, this girl could suck a cock!! Gentle, soft, super wet, hot mouth!, she blew me for a few minutes, then asked if I had a condom. Well, Bob is always prepared, ripping open the wrapper and rolling it on, she laid across the front seat and was playing with her clit telling me to fuck her. (BTW she was clean shaven with a huge clit!)

I didn’t know at the time, but while she was blowing me, her “friend” was playing with her pussy, (her ass was pointed toward the pass side where he was standing)  so she was soaking wet as I entered a very tight, wet and hot box!! After shaking the suspension on the RAM for a good while she started screaming she was cumming and grabbed my ass pulling me deeper inside. I lost it and filled the bag with baby batter. Both of us had worked up quite a sweat but she was smiling and said thanks, so I think she may have lived out one fantasy last night! We talked a few more minutes then we departed company with a suggestion we might have to meet up again. As usual I told them, I’m there every Sat night.

And that folks is the news from the beautiful Gulf Coast.


Doc here again.  I don't know about you, but I need more friends like the ones Bob makes.  I can speak with 100% honesty that I do not have any 20 year old blonde female friends that will let me take them in a RAM.  Or even a Yugo.

Bob, you are my hero.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter From The Valley Near The Small Women's Liberal Arts College

Prosciutto tocco che ancora una volta, e vorrei spezzare il collo con le mie mani nude!...  Oh sorry, I was channeling my late Uncle Alessio at an Easter dinner when I was a young spud.  Good times.

Doc here hoping that you had a wonderful Easter holiday weekend.  For some places, it wasn't so wonderful  (like in St. Louis, where my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur is located).  Check out his blog HERE to check on the current situation there.

Reports will continue later tonight after I finish dying the last my of Lizardo eggs and removing the ham stains from my Easter Sunday outfit.


Saturday, April 23, 2011

Blast From The Past: Sam on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas

Doc here with a combination report from the newest senior reporter at The Journal, Sam.   The first part is a Blast From The Past report from the Lido Theater in Dallas, whereas the second part is an Op-Ed on playing it safe inside an adult theater.

So sit back, pop open a grape soda, and enjoy The Sam Report...


Hello Doc,

Reading about the events in Tampa, I could not resist giving some tips to patrons based on my previous experience. I have had quite some adventures at the Lido Theater in Dallas. The Lido
does not have any video booths with glory holes. Rather it has several private rooms with videos.

This episode took place a couple of years back. At that time, I came across some rumors of LE, undercover cops and busts, but never found hard evidence for the same. Anyways, bi and gay men played openly in the theater but most couples  end up using the private rooms. Only the really brave ones, and the occasional tourist couple played in the theater. But most of the hardcore stuff happened only in the private rooms.

During this episode, a 40 yr old man came in with a 21 yr old girl with amazing natural boobs. Someone mentioned that the guy was porn producer/director, and that the girl was a wannabe porn star. I don't know if this is true. Maybe she was just an escort, and the guy was fulfilling his voyeuristic fantasies.  But the way he handled the evening at the theater, hinted that he was a professional, and not an average Joe.

First, they walked into the theater and seated themselves in the center. After few minutes of caressing, a circle of men formed around them. At this point, they did not have anything exposed. Then he asked everyone around if they wanted to fuck her. He then asked everyone to follow them into a private room. He then told everyone that he is going to lock the room, and anyone not interested can leave.

After that he laid down the rules of the game inside the private room, and told anyone not ok with the rules can leave. Then he asked the girl if she was ok with all the guys. The girl then pointed out a cpl of older men over 60, and they were then asked to leave.
The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
Finally, there were around 10 men aged 20-50. Finally he locked the room and fed the video machine with enough bills for an hour. Then it was time to get dirty and hardcore. All the men were naked, and so was the girl. She had a beautiful face, soft boobs, and round butts. She gave a blow job to everyone over there and even swallowed. Those who wanted to fuck her pussy were asked to were condoms, and she took them one after another. After half an hour of intense activity, she took a break before continuing.  Eventually after an hour, the guy asked everyone to get dressed and unlocked the room.

Most ABS across the country do not seem to have private rooms. To my knowledge, and from a legal stand point, exposing any genital organs, or fully exposing breasts is illegal in theater area. It is legal inside locked private rooms or locked GHs. Locked room implies no visibility from outside. And anyone entering or leaving the room or booth should have their private parts covered.

So whenever things get hot in some theaters, it is best to use caution in theater area. Use the theater
for foreplay and selecting the partners, and take on the action in private rooms or GH. As ironical it may seem, I do not enjoy playing in GH or private rooms, as much as in the theater area. Probably once things cool down, playing in the theater should not be a problem.

It would be so much better if the theater management had a switch from their cash counter, which turn on the lights in the theater, if police arrive on the scene. If anyone knows the owner personally, suggest
this to the owner. However, I do not know the legality of this. Just a suggestion.



Doc here again... Nicely done Sam!  Great "Blast", and good advice for this thing of ours

Some of the most popular adult theaters now have areas that include private rooms.  Theaters such as The Lido & 15th Ave Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL have separate private rooms for their patrons.  It's a good idea, and hopefully more will adapt to this new way to enjoy adult theaters.

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Friday, April 22, 2011

Flash Report: Floyd: "On The Horns Of A Dilemma" in Portland

Doc here with an excellent Flash Report from now Senior Journal scribe, floyd.  As the preeminent daytime reporter covering The Paris Theater  in downtown Portland, OR, he is johnny on the spot when the daytime flags start to fly at the Paris.

Here is floyd's excellent adventure...Station!


floyd: On the Horns of a Dilemma!

It’s your Portland field reporter floyd, checking in with a daytime action report from the famous Paris Theater in Portland, OR.

Although there are Red Flags (indicating couples in the theater) virtually every night at the Paris, the afternoon action there over the past few days has been non-existent. My work/home schedule means the latest I can usually stay at the theater is about 5:30pm, and it’s been frustrating to see the flags fly at 6:00 and 6:30 so many times. 

Yesterday was unique, as I had a quiet afternoon at work but a dinner appointment with some out-of-town business associates that would be arriving at my downtown office at around 5:15pm.  So, naturally, the Red Flag flew at exactly 3:37pm. Thus the dilemma: do I head over to the theater, taking a chance that whatever action was about to happen would be over by my drop-dead departure time of 5:00, or should I wait for another day.  The horny part of the dilemma triumphed, and out I went.

Upon arriving inside the theater, I immediately looked to the couples area in the back and noticed it was completely empty.  This happens, of course.  A “tourist” couple comes in, the Flag flies, and then they sit for a couple minutes and leave.  Comes with the territory if you’re a Flag watcher.  As soon as my eyes began to adjust to the darkness, I realized I need not have worried; there was a couple in the gen pop section, the guy sitting in one of the side theater seats down next to the “bedroom” area, and the girl standing next to him.  She was petite, 5’2” tops, wearing a loose light-colored peasant type summer dress with a black sash tied in the back.  Very nice figure from what I could see.  They were poking around in a large knapsack they had with them, and so I settled into a  nearby seat to see what would happen.

It was after about 10 frustrating minutes of them chatting quietly and rummaging in their backpack that things started to happen.  She shucked the dress, and as it dropped to the floor a red bra and matching red thong were revealed.  She looked really nice, long dirty-blond hair, a cute face framed with little plastic glasses,well-proportioned tits, and a wonderful ass that we got a great view of as she bent over, yes, once again poking around in the luggage.  Her guy took off his shirt and pants,and I was sure the action was imminent, so I was feeling pretty good about choosing to come down.  They chatted and rummaged some more, and over the next 15 minutes she made three separate trips out to the lobby dressed in just the bra and thong.  I have no idea what for.  Condoms?  Lube?  Beats me,but I was starting to watch the clock as it was sneaking up on 4:30.

They both started looking into the locked bedroom area, an done of the theater guys went and got Ray so he could unlock it for them. They talked for a few minutes and then she said, “No, we’ll just use the couples area in the back.”  Ray offered towels and a sheet, which they accepted, and she began wiping down the couch covers in the back area, refusing Ray’s offer to do it for her.  Between the cleaning, the tucking in of the sheet, and her guy still sitting down at the other end of the theater endlessly poking inside the backpack, your correspondent was getting worried!  She had doffed her panties and was now just wearing the bra, and she walked down to fetch her guy.  It occurred to me that with her focus on cleanliness in the couples area it was slightly incongruous to be walking around the theater (and the lobby) barefoot, but, hey, who am I to judge?

Paris Theater
circa 1982
Finally, he sat down naked in the couples’ area and she dropped the bra and knelt in front of him on the floor, starting to suck him. Now we’re talking!  Those of us at the rail had a good look at her ass, which was quite nice indeed.  After a few minutes of this, she hopped on and it looked like a cowgirl fuck on the bench was in the offing.  Alas, after lots of hugging and kissing, it was apparent that he was not aroused enough to fuck her, so they rolled down into a 69 position with her sitting on his face.  Now, in floyd’s humble opinion, we just don’t see enough face-sitting 69 action in the theater any more. It’s typically wonderful for viewing, and this was no exception.  We had a terrific view of her blowing him, her tits pressed against his stomach, and her ass spread wide on his face as he licked her pussy.  He produced a small bottle of lube, and he soon had a couple fingers in her pussy and one up her ass and energetically lapped at her clit. This went on for a good ten minutes, and she was moaning in a most agreeable manner.

It was then that the lobby door opened and a single woman entered with a theater employee giving her a tour.  We had all been so engrossed in the hot sex in front of us that we had not seen her enter. She was probably late twenties, with nicely styled shoulder length ruler-straight platinum blond hair and a cute round face.  A low cut top under a little jacket revealed nice big breasts, and a dark skirt, leggings, and boots completed the picture. After a quick tour, she retired to the lobby, only to be joined a few minutes later by a male friend.  They proceeded to take a much longer tour of the theater, spending a lot of time down by the new“arena” area, before eventually leaving. Hopefully they will be back to give the new bed a workout and provide some fresh new action.

After the extended 69, our main couple (remember them?) once again attempted a girl-on-top fuck on the back bench.  She leaned back and was apparently stuffing him in.  She rocked on him for a minute or so and then stopped again.  She stood very close to the rail, facing us, and pulled her hair back, giving a positively wonderful full frontal view of her naked body.  Her perfect tits got floyd's vote!

Then out came a new set of clothes from the ubiquitous backpack, a pair of shorts and a knit top.  Underwear was not used at all.  One of the guys at the rail asked if that “was it for today,” and she said, “No, just need to go out for a smoke.”  It was at this moment that I realized I had not looked at the clock in quite some time and just about panicked.  It was 5:05!  Regular readers of my reports will know that it takes me at least 15 minutes to get to or from the Paris from my office via the Portland Streetcar, so I had to go, and quick. I’d love to hear how round two turned out with them.  She was obviously no theater newbie, as she exuded confidence the whole time and paraded around completely naked like she did it all the time, even going out to the ladies room in the lobby nude. 

You got to love it.

Epilogue:  Just when your loyal reporter starts complaining about the daytime action at Paris….

I was finishing up the above report at about 2:00pm today(Wednesday) when I noticed the Red Flag had flown at 1:50.  I hit the “save” button and hurried to the streetcar.  When I arrived at the Paris, there were about five guys in various places around the theater and a couple in the back couples section. He was a shorter guy and she was a large BBW.  They fooled around for a while and she started jerking him off.  All at once, she opened her dress, freeing her massive jugs with huge nipples pointing more or less down.  She turned around and knelt on an ottoman with her elbows on the rail, her face right in mine.  Her man dropped his jeans and moved in from behind, administering a doggie-style fucking. 

The guy next to me must have known her, because he was whispering in her ear and pulling on her nipples.  The guy went at her for a couple of minutes and pulled out.  The whispering with the guy next to me continued, and I looked down and saw he had a condom in place on his hard dick.  She scooted over to the exam table area with her guy tagging along with his cock still out, and hopped up on another ottoman with her ass up. Condom Guy wasted no time in mounting her, and it was obvious he lost his load after about five minutes of hard banging. 

Another dude right next to him, sans condom, took his place and started in right where he had left off.  She was now sucking her guy while this third guy fucked her,much to the enjoyment of this spectator. I was contemplating becoming the “next in line” when she suddenly stopped.  I couldn’t say for sure,but her expression was like, “Holy shit, this is going to continue.”  They immediately retreated to thecouples’ section where they got dressed and left.  Never a dull moment, and before 2:00pm at that!



Doc here again... Not only does floyd serve up a tasty appetizer and a filling main course, he gave us a nice dessert to finish off our daily dose of this thing of ours.  Bravo sir! 

Also remember to check out floyd's own blog, Cockofthetalk, located HERE.  A good time is sure to follow.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Field Report: A Friday Night in San Diego by Sam

Doc here with a Field Report from 2nd time contributor to The Journal, Sam.  This time he gives us a view of a recent Friday night in San Diego.

What will he find and report?  See for yourself...


Hello Doc,

I got to spend a Friday night in San Diego recently, and decided to check out the theater scene. Based on reviews from The Journal and other sources, decided on Jolar Cinema and the Barnett Superstore.

Both have video arcade, theaters, live girls and of course the adult store. But no gloryholes in either of the places. You can't complain about the theater set up or the seats. But the armrests are huge and seats well spaced between rows, that it difficult to interact with others in any direction. In some other theaters I have been, seats are small and closely placed, which is better suited for this thing of ours. Both theaters cost $10 for 4 hours of in-n-out entry.

Sadly, my night was washed out without any action. In both the theaters, I just saw one couple during the entire evening/night, who just watched for a few minutes and left without playing. It would be incomplete to sign off without mentioning about the store section at Barnett. There were probably more couples and women who came into the store area that night, than all the men who were in the theater. Each time I came out of the theater area, I saw at least several couples in the store area. I was kinda disappointed that no one was interested in the theater area.

Maybe some other time.



Thanks Sam for another informative report!  I agree about the retail store area of the Barnett Superstore.  The store attracts a ton of couples shopping for DVDs, toys, novelties, clothes, and (get this) browsing their shoe department.  Yes, a department.  The place is super clean and gets much more traffic than the theater unfortunately.

It also looks like Barnett has live fantasy girls again, after stopping last year.  The facility is top notch, and the viewing booths are pretty nice.  Now, let's point the couples into the theater.


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I-Team Report: Drew Park Update #2 in Tampa by Enzyte Bob - The Nitty Gritty

Doc here with the important follow-up I-Team Report by Enzyte Bob on the Tampa LE crackdown on Fantasyland and Fantasyland II that took place within the last 30+ days.

Enzyte Bob requested copies of the arrest reports from the Tampa Police Department, and they have now arrived at Enzyte Bob's compound in Florida.  He has analyzed the reports, and summarized his findings.  The results are fascinating to say the least, and back up Bob's original theories as to how the accused were charged.

Here we go...


I have received, copies of the reports from the Tampa Police Department dealing with the arrests at Fantasyland in the mail upon my return to town today.  I was somewhat surprised at the amount of information I received, as it dealt with more than the physical arrests on which my request was based, but apparently, they are cross-referencing the cases.  Thus, request one, get all.  I will summarize and quote from the reports as necessary, but in spite of the fact that this is all public record, I shall not provide names or identifying information beyond the general.

Friday, March 18, 2011

A total of nine, yes, nine,  individuals were arrested; one 21 year-old, white female and men ranging from 41 through 74.  Four of the men were in their 70's (attaboy guys!!...possibly inappropriate, given the situation).  The female was listed as a "stripper" from a local Tampa men's club and one of the men was a local lawyer.  I suspect the cops took great pleasure in making the arrest of a local lawyer.

The mechanisms by which these people were arrested followed, pretty much, the pattern I advised the young lady on the Fantasyland website to avoid.  The police report states, "This assignment [of two undercover police officers] was to combat open sexual activity/lewd activity, addressing a complaint of open sexual acts and prostitution."

The 21 year-old  stripper and her 41 year-old male companion went into the room off the main theater at Fantasyland that has the glass partition between it and the main theater.  They did not pull the curtain and could be seen through the window.  She performed oral sex on him, he fingered her and they both engaged in intercourse while visible through the glass.  The male was arrested and booked, the female was arrested, issued a summons and released...bush bond?...but I digress.

Four men were arrested because they jerked off while they watched the couple in the exhibitionist room.  Others were arrested for just jerking off while watching the porn on the big screen.

So, it would seem, based on the above, that the police are, in fact, picking the easy, low-hanging fruit, in that they are arresting the men and women who are engaging in sex very openly that can be observed from very public areas.  The term "open and notorious" comes to mind.  This tends to be supported by later actions of the police on their second round of arrests.

Friday, April 1, 2011

On this evening four men between 26 and 40 were arrested.  A Hispanic female entered the "couples room" at the rear of the main theater (This room contains both a big-screen TV, showing porn, and also a couch and and a mattress.)  In a statement to the police (more on this later), she stated that her boyfriend, in Washington, was on the phone while listening to her have sex with other men in the couples room in Fantasyland.  The four men arrested were not arrested for having sex with this woman.  They were arrested because they stood outside the door of the couples room listening, with their cocks in their hand, jerking off or came out of the couples room with their cocks still hanging out of their unzipped pants.  Those arrests not associated with the couples room in this fashion were just jerking off while watching the porn.

Oh, the woman and one man that was in the couples room with her, but did not come out with his pee-pee hanging out, were detained, but not arrested, and were released after making statements.

My Comments and Conclusions

The man and woman that were released were asked (probably coerced, by threats to arrest them) into making statements, but were released after stating they did not know they were engaged in illegal activity (which they were not, otherwise they would have been arrested).  The police apparently took some liberties with correct statements of the law and told them that their activity was against the law.  Under the police interpretation of the law, having sex in a private area of a public place, is illegal.  Thus, people renting rooms in motels could be arrested.  I think, not.

The couple was in a room with an expectation of privacy.  The door was closed, the window in this room can only be seen through from inside to outside, so their activity was presumably private.  They could even lock the door and allow in only persons they wanted.  Any person that came into the room, given the nature of the establishment, arguably consented to seeing the exhibition, thus, they were not arrested.

If you jerk off in a "public place" like the main theater in Fantasyland, you risk being arrested and likely convicted of a crime.  If you are in a room that has a door, you limit access to those that you invite in or you are in a booth with a gloryhole, you are probably safe.  If you are in a theater area, open to the public, you may have a problem if the PoPo show up.  If you go into one of the more private rooms and are just a little bit selective, you are not likely to suffer the same fate.  The proof, in my humble opinion, is the fact that the man and woman that remained in the couples room and were never seen from a "public" place in Fantasyland, were released.  I would argue that, had they invoked their Fifth Amendment Right to remain silent and asked to call a lawyer, they, probably would have been released without making any statements. 

Oh, and just a note, even the Supreme Court of the United States has stated that a U.S. citizen is not required to produce identification upon demand of the police (they do have to give the police officer their correct name, however, not their address or any other information) [see:  LARRY D. HIIBEL, PETITIONER v. SIXTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT OF NEVADA, HUMBOLDT COUNTY, ET AL.  U.S. SUPREME COURT, 2004... ], but again, I digress.

I shall keep an eye out for more information, but suspect that this gives us a good idea of how LE is dealing with the situation.  However, as I suspect they are monitoring this and other websites related to Fantasyland, I suspect they may be on to our intelligence gathering and that we are now more educated consumers of "this thing of ours."  Fantasyland will be under scrutiny and care must be taken.

Enzyte Bob


Doc here again... There is a lot here to digest. I asked Enzyte Bob some follow-up questions prior to publishing his report.  Here are the Q's and the A's:

Question: Any mention of Fantasyland's website or my site in terms of probable cause to investigate?

Answer: No mention of any kind regarding either the Fantasyland website or your blog.  The "P.C." for the investigation is based on "complaints of prostitution and lewd and lascivious/open sexual conduct" according to the reports on both days.
Question: Any mention of keeping the investigation ongoing?

Answer: There is nothing that indicates an ongoing investigation, although, I got the overall impression that this is a catch-as-catch-can kind of operation; unfortunately, random and unpredictable.  The April 1 report did refer to  "ROC Squad 131" (Rapid Offender Control).  I did some research and found the following on the Tampa P.D. ROC Squad: Rapid Offender Control Officers, known as ROC, focus on high crime areas called Offender Control Zones.

The Good Doctor's orders in terms of Tampa's Drew Park area (remember, there are 4 adult theaters with a very short distance of each other: The Playhouse, Thee Love Shack, Fantasyland I and II) are to use extreme caution.  I am in complete agreement with Enzyte Bob's suggestions above.  Private rooms should  be OK. Don't confuse should with are.  Do you want to take that chance?

Is there any positive to take from this?  Enzyte Bob's conclusion is that the actions were the result of a complaint being filed.  The local LE need to investigate the complaint, and take action where appropriate.  This method is no different than similar adult theater/ABS situations in different parts of the country in the recent past: 1) A complaint, 2) An investigation, 3) Action.  Eventually, the focus of the investigation will cool off.

Also keep in mind, this is Tampa, which was once the focal point of adult theaters in the entire country.  The heat has been on and off this area for a few years now, and has put a damper on what was the #1 spot for this thing of ours.  The laws are different across the US when it comes to adult theaters, as evidenced by Portland and other areas.  Looking at my Power Rankings will indicate what areas are best suited for a positive adult theater experience.

Until then, we (Enzyte Bob and myself) will keep a close eye on new developments in Tampa and this thing of ours.

Lastly, keep in the back of your mind the following in terms of Tampa: When in doubt, don't.


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Darkangel Digest: A Short Visit To Tampa (with Pics!)

Doc here with this week's Darkangel Digest.  This week Darkangel tells the tale of her trip to Tampa... They say timing is everything, and if they had been there in February or early March this would have been a totally different report.

Nevertheless, Darkangel sent along three pics to accompany her report. (Remember to click the pics to ENLARGE them)

Take it away, Darkangel...


Hi Doc,

Thank you so much for the kind remarks, and I'm glad you have had a good response from my reports. It gets me excited to hear that!

Actually M and I did take a trip down to Tampa and we were looking forward to visiting Fantasyland last Tuesday thru Thursday, only to get there and hear of the raid and arrests made. Being new to this thing of ours it made me very uneasy. Even though we did visit FL and a couple of the other ABS in the area, I just could not get comfortable with going into the theater or booths. We did buy me some nipple rings while there (see pics). 

M did book us a very nice condo overlooking the bay just a short drive from the Drew Park area, just wish we had been down about a month earlier. It is a shame they cant let consenting adults alone in a friendly establishment.

Hard Nipple Hugs,


Doc here again... Darkangel's weekly reports have been very popular here at The Journal, based on pageviews.  Relative newcomers to this thing of ours, she is on the road to becoming a very naughty girl in the adult theaters in the southeast.  Stay tuned for her next adventure...


Monday, April 18, 2011

Crusing The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Saturday 4/16/2011

You know him, you love him...It's Bob in Biloxi with this week's "Cruising The Coast...".  Things have been been spotty since the start of Lent, so let's see if things are picking up for Bob...


Hi Doc,

Bob here from the beautiful Gulf Coast. Things are still somewhat slow prior to Lent, but we did have two couples in the house at the Gulf Coast Theater.

Bob in Biloxi
One attractive lady, I judge to be in her 40’s about 5’1”/5’3” strawberry blonde hair, and her man graced our presence Saturday night. She was dressed in Capri style jeans and a pullover top. She stayed very close to her man, as they were obviously “newbie’s” to the scene. And for the most part they were left alone to enjoy the show. The usual suspects were standing in the aisle, still haven’t figured out why they do that, but at least a couple of them were standing out of their line of vision and behind their row of seats. They stayed for about an hour until a knucklehead moved in a sat right beside the woman and pulled his dick out. That did it and they were history.

Later on, one of the vulture club members came back and told me he hooked up with them and was getting busy down on the beach when another member of the vulture club showed up and ruined it for him. Seems there might be a lesson in there somewhere, but I’m not the teacher. I don’t think, however, that the lesson was learned.

Just saying, some people got kicked out of school for a reason, and these two may have been a perfect example.

Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS
Earlier in the evening an older couple showed up and was playing with a few, but that’s before I got there and no details were given except that they did play.

Meanwhile, down at the ABS, a blonde lady showed up, she was wearing a short black cocktail dress and a red blazer. She didn’t have stockings on, so I assuming she was without the pussy cover? Her and her man chose a booth with no holes and proceeded to rattle and shake the partitions’ of the booth. So I can only assume again, that a good time was had inside. They didn’t stick around long after that, so maybe this was her baptism? At any rate, I do hope they return.

That’s about it for Saturday night. I may go again before gas is ten dollars a gallon, but for sure after Easter weekend.



Doc here again... Thanks again to senior reporter Bob in Biloxi for his usual outstanding work. 

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail your bestest buddy and big toe, Dr. Emilio, at I will edit and format your report, and you'll be the hero.


Sunday, April 17, 2011

Adult Theater Information Request: Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL

Doc here with a quick request for information on the Chelsea Theatre in Quincy, IL.  I just heard about this adult theatre this past week. I checked out the Yahoo Group associated to The Chelsea, and it was pretty much devoid of any information.

I am looking for the following information:
  • Couples friendly?
  • Couples traffic?
  • Hours?
  • Management attitude?
  • Worth visiting?
If you have any information on the Chelsea Theatre, please e-mail The Good Doctor at

As always, thanks!


Friday, April 15, 2011

I-Team Report: Drew Park in Tampa Update From Enzyte Bob

Doc here with an important update from senior Journal reporter, Enzyte Bob.  He is keeping his finger on the pulse of the LE issues hitting Drew Park in Tampa, and in particular, Fantasyland I and II.

Take a close look at Enzyte Bob's excellent update...


My Good Doctor,

I have kept a close watch on the bookings into the Tampa, Hillsborough County Jail and have found none in the last week or two that have listed the address of Fantasyland as the place of arrest.  If LE is monitoring the FL site and/or your blog, they may be aware that the public records are being scrutinized and may have acted to make it more difficult.  What I mean is that they could easily be placing people under arrest at a different location than FL and using that as the location.  It would involve following people that are ID'd within FL and radioing or cell phoning another unit to follow them when they leave and arrest them blocks away.  Another option is to just flat out lie and say they arrested them somewhere else (no, that would never happen....Ya, right).  Another thing they could be doing is to write Notices to Appear (NTA's) and release the "suspects" with just their signatures as a promise to appear in court.  This would prevent any booking record from being made.

Enzyte Bob
Today, I checked my bank and noted that the check to cover the cost of my public records request had cleared my bank, so I suspect that the reports I requested are en route to me via snail mail.  I may not get them if they arrive before Monday.  So, I must keep you on pins and needles for a brief additional time period.  The positive thing is that the Tampa Police Department is apparently going to give me what I asked for as they cashed the check.  Had they denied the request, they would be required to return my payment with an explanation of what and why they were denying the request.

I noted that there is a cute little thing that is wanting to go to FL with her boyfriend, but is terrified of getting arrested.  I took the liberty of sending her a rather long and detailed, yet simple, explanation of how to enjoy "this thing of ours" and not go to jail as a result.  I am very curious if LE is picking the "low-hanging fruit" and just arresting the pud-wackers and or exhibitionists that do their thing in the main theater.  It is a very easy case to make, albeit hypocritical; you can watch it on the screen but don't do it live in the same room.  I wonder if there could be some Constitutional argument that it is a freedom of expression issue?  We were just offering an alternative viewpoint as to what constitutes a good blow job.  We thought what was on the screen was lame... LMAO.

Well, that's all for now.  Hey, you gonna post the Lizardo 6969, or did I miss it?

Enzyte Bob


Doc here again... We owe Enzyte Bob a round of applause for his investigative work on this ongoing issue with Fantasyland I and II.  We are doing this as a public service to you, the good readers of The Journal.  Good news or bad when it comes to this thing of ours, we will bring it to you.  Stay tuned.

Lastly, Enzyte Bob referred to The Lizardo 6969.  This is a project Bob and I have been working on for over two weeks now.  Look for the official unveiling of the Lizardo 6969 R-TIV in the next "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".

It is exactly what The Doctor ordered.


Thursday, April 14, 2011

Field Report: Love Stuff in Cordele, GA by WM

Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributing Journal reporter, WM.  WM finds himself in Cordele, GA visiting an ABS/adult theater that has generated a lot of positive buzz: Love Stuff.  Let's see what WM uncovered...



On a recent business trip to Cordele, GA, I wanted to stop by and see the new and improved Love Stuff and all the changes they have made.  It had been several years since I had been in and at that time, it was just a store with no theater or booths. 

Love Stuff
Cordele, GA

I entered the store and browsed around checking everything out.  I ventured over to the new area and found the owner.  We chatted for a while and he showed me around.  I paid my fee and visited the Theater.  I was very impressed with the place as it is extremely clean.  With no couples in the Theater, I checked out the Booths and found them to be clean as well, with doors and a few with gloryholes.  Since there were no couples I walked back out to the store and looked around.  The staff there is top notched and makes you feel welcome.

Even though no couples visited the theater or booth area that night, there was a lot of couple traffic in the store area.  I saw 8 couples come in with a few peeking into the new area, but none wanted to stay.  Several of these couples had very good looking women and would have loved to have had the chance to see them visit the play areas.  I am heading back there next week and will plan to make a couple of stops and will report on my findings.



Doc here again... This is also the theater that new Couple's Report contributor Darkangel attended a couple of weeks ago.  More reports from Love Stuff are welcome, and I think that this theater will be something special.

Thanks to WM for another excellent report!


Monday, April 11, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: National Welding Month Edition

When we last left the Good Doctor, he had just removed his paws off his damn dirty ape...

Good day to you and to all the ships at sea.  Welcome to this week's edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  To the uninitiated, here how this works:  I will have a lead story, followed up by some adult theater related nuggets, maybe an opinion or two, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor himself in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

The Lead
Tampa's adult theaters are hot, and not in a good way. 

Earlier this week, regular contributing reporter Enzyte Bob submitted an I-Team report (HERE) on LE activity at Fantasyland I and II in Tampa.  This is a pure case of here we go again... Just when this thing of ours in Tampa is primed to make a comeback, a damp towel is thrown over the theater scene in Tampa.

We here at The Journal of Adult Theaters (OK, me) and our intrepid field reporters in Florida (Enzyte Bob and JaxBchBum) will keep our eyes peeled and pants up for the latest from Tampa.  As of right now, I'd recommend Tampa as a no-fly zone. 

When things change there, we will be the first to sound the all-clear. Keep an eye on The Journal and also The Good Doctor's Twitter feed @lizardojournal for new info from Tampa.

The Nuggets
  • As always, I am always in need of new adult theater reports from you, the good readers of The Journal.  In the past few weeks we have added some quality new field reporters, like Tom Austin, Darkangel, floyd, and several others.  Join the ranks!  Be the next Brent in Portland, Bob in Biloxi, JaxBchBum, The Captain, Old Marine Corps Guy, or OldBeatNik.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor HERE, and I will put together your Flash (recent) Report, your Blast From The Past, or your Field Report (adult theater profile).  It's easy, and you will like yourself in the morning.
  • Sounds like Portland, OR had a great week of adult theater fun.  I will re-post the best of what Brent has to offer this week. Stay tuned.
  • My good friend and colleague Major Voyeur reported a slow week in the Arch City of St. Louis for this thing of ours.  Check out his great blog, The World of Major Voyeur, and keep current with the happening on both banks of the Mighty Mississippi.
  • Thanks to the people who responded to my request for assistance in the Dallas area.  The information was passed on, and hopefully a connection will take place at the Lido sometime soon. 
  • My long delayed House Call Report will go up this week... I made some changes to it, but it still needs some polish and some buffing.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel as though you were there. The Good Doctor is a picky sort, but it will be worth it.
  • I am always looking for reports from the hot beds of this thing of ours.  Here are the cities that I always can use reports from: Chicago, Baltimore, Atlanta, Dallas, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, Buffalo, Wilkes-Barre, PA, and Tuscon, AZ.
Thanks again for reading The Journal of Adult Theaters.  Without you, I would be just another doctor in another valley near another small women's liberal arts college.  With you, I'm your newest bestest buddy and big toe.  And everyone needs a big toe (Sgt. Hulka).

Have a great week, play safe, and hug a welder this month.


Sunday, April 10, 2011

Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi: "Saved by the Catholic Schoolgirl" (w/pics!)

Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi".  Being the Lenten season, I think it is very fitting that Bob's Saturday night was salvaged by a Catholic Schoolgirl.  I guess I am old fashioned that way (as well a ruggedly handsome).

Without further ado, hailing from parts unknown, weight unknown, here is Bob in Biloxi:


Hey Doc,

Well had I known it was Black Spring Break on the beautiful Gulf Coast this weekend, I would not have gone. Nothing against the kids having a good time, but the way Biloxi is laid out; traffic on the main drag is jammed solid with silly ass kids. And that’s not good for players trying to get to “this thing of ours” for a Saturday night of playing.

Bob in Biloxi
That said, there were 5 couples attending the Gulf Coast Theater, 2 couples checking out the ABS. No audience action, some played in the seat by them-selves, some just watched the show. One lady, a short big bosom blonde, she flashed the small crowd of discrete onlookers with both her bountiful boobs and shaved pussy. But that’s as far as they ever go.  When a lurker would show up, she would cover up, get a fucking clue huh?  A friend did tell me after I left to go down the street she gave her hubby some head; that was a first, so maybe she is progressing?

One new couple showed up, she was blonde but they never sat down, there were so many lurkers standing up (they never “get it” do they Doc?) and staring at them, plus one idiot regular can’t sit still more than 30 secs. I’m sure that fucked with their head as well. So they left, but came in the ABS and looked around some, then left.  My ex once told me, men run off more pussy with their mouth than anything else they do. I now disagree with that; the creep factor figures in big time in the this thing of ours too.

Bob's Catholic
One couple, I’ve written about in the past showed up at the theater for a few minutes, she is a tall slim blonde (see pics) and dresses in a Catholic School Girl outfit with high heels. But they just flashed the crowd and were leaving when I pulled up in the front. I have a bumper sticker that says “Show your tits” so I held that up and got a giggle from her and of course she flashed her perky tits. I then asked them if they were going down the street to play. I didn’t really get an answer, so I backed out and left. They soon arrived at the ABS. They went in, but the clerk was busy and they seemed to be frustrated at waiting so they left. Out in the parking lot I asked her if I could snap a picture of her beautiful ass, so she posed and I snapped! LOL, hope you enjoy them.

High and dry this weekend, no pussy, no suction jobs, but based on the circumstances of this weekend; it may turn out much better next weekend. And there’s not a fucking thing on TV, so I will take this kind of show anytime.



Doc here again... Even though Bob did not strike pay dirt, he did give us the gift that keeps on giving: 2 racy pics of a Catholic Schoolgirl.  Only Bob can snatch victory from the hands of defeat, and for that we thank you sir.

Have an adult theater report of your own?  Just e-mail your best buddy, The Good Doctor at, and send along your report (positive or negative).  I will format it, and before you know it, you will be on the home page of The Journal.


Saturday, April 9, 2011

Flash Report: Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway by Tom Austin

Doc here with a quality (as we now expect from him) Flash Report from regular Journal contributor, Tom Austin. Tom travels extensively throughout the USA (as his logo cleverly points out), and is providing us with the latest from this thing of ours.

This report from Atlanta (actually Doraville, right outside Atlanta) and the venerable Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway (formerly Buford Highway Twin Cinema).  This theater was closed for the better part of two years before new ownership took over and re-opened last Labor Day weekend.

OK, the table is set, and the appetizers have been ordered...Here is Tom Austin's terrific report:


As the Good Doctor has often reminded us, "take it slow, and good things will happen". This was my experience earlier this week at the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta when a really hot, fun couple joined the few of us who remained on the late shift.

This theater itself is the classic suburban format built in the late 70's or early 80's. Each of the two theaters has seats to hold at least 200 people and is still in a very clean, respectable condition, showing only strength movies. The staff is very friendly and accommodating, and an overall plus to the operation. Couples are always admitted free and there is a couples-only section in theater #1 of about six rows, although a couple can invite a single guy to join them if they wish. The video quality and sound are excellent, and the porn being shown on this night was really strong.

Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway
Doraville (Atlanta), GA
The crowd was the usual 50/50 mix of guys wanting to fondle other guys and bulls who wanted to fondle or play with couples. Like at most xxx theaters, the two groups seemed to respect the other's distance and desires. It was a small crowd and had dwindled down to only about five guys when "the couple" strolled in about 11pm.

They entered theater #1 like veterans, walking briskly to the couples-only section and taking seats near the aisle. They recognized one of the guys ( a really tall and large man) and asked him to watch their backs and keep the small group of remaining guys at a reasonable distance. They had their plans and how they wanted to play. After only a few minutes they then moved to the back row of the dimly lit theater, keeping their body guard with them. Then the lady sat down in her partner's lap and the fun began.

She wanted to be watched, opening her legs widely while she and her man took turns playing with her exposed pussy. It was a beautiful sight to see, with light brown curly hairs framing her exposed cunt. I can describe this in detail because the man had opened his cell phone and used the light to show us her pussy and how much she liked to be played in public. They wanted no partners, just to drive her clit crazy while the small group of us watched and stroked ourselves. Slowly, we all moved in for a closer look. It probably took 25 minutes or so for the group of us to get within a few feet of their action as the couple got more and more comfortable with the scene and mix of guys. She was getting into it as well, asking us if we could tell how juicy her cunt was and if we could smell her.

Then the moment was broken by one of the older back-row guys who decided to drop his pants to ask her for a BJ. No class, no style, and pushing forward through two other guys to make his pitch. She said "no" once, then twice, and finally a third time, when her man said they needed to go outside for a smoke and would be right back. Turn up the lights - the party was over.

How many times have I seen some guy who probably had too much to drink or with nothing but rookie-moves ruin an otherwise fun night at the xxx movies. Couples do not go to adult theaters to have sex with guys - they only go to enjoy their fantasies and passions, which occasionally might lead to sex with a guy. But it is always about their pleasure, not yours.

I wonder if they are always there late on Wednesday nights?


Doc here again... I am very glad to hear that things are ramping up at the TCABH (I'm in an acronym mood this morning here in The Valley). Hopefully Tom can make a return visit to TCABH and pick up where he left off (hopefully sans drunk old guy ruining the fun).

Tom makes a great point... This thing of ours is all about the pleasure of the couples.  Guys who do not understand this are a liability to the rest of who "get it".  And the damage one bad apple can make can ruin the time investment by everyone who does "get it".

Thanks again Tom...You are batting 1000%.

Do you have a report from a recently visited adult theater visit?  Just e-mail that ruggedly handsome Good Doctor at I will edit, format, and polish your words.  You supply the raw material.  It's easy. 

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Flash Report: "Better Late Than Never" by floyd in Portland

Doc here with another 5-Star report from our good friend floyd in Portland.  In this rare two-parter, floyd ventures out in the daytime to the epicenter of this thing of ours, The Paris Theater in Portland.

Also, when you have a chance, I highly recommend floyd's own blog, "Cockofthetalk" .  Hot stories with a terrific narrative, and surprisingly low calorie.  Try a mouthful.

Here is floyd and his report from The Paris in Portlandia....


floyd’s “Better Late Than Never” Daytime Paris Theater Report

Your loyal reporter has been a bit busy with the mundane things like life and job the past few weeks and has not filed a report with thegood Doctor in a while, but that does NOT mean that there is no daytime action at Portland’s famous Paris Theater. Here, filed under the “Better Late Than Never” tab, are accounts of two recent happenings at the Paris.  In between, floyd made a quick trip to Orlando, where the ABS scene was so lame he wasn’t moved to put pen to paper, or in this case fingers to keyboard. Note to self: Must get to Tampa next time!

Part One

Last month on St Patty’s day, I was in the office with an eye out for the Paris flags that would indicate action in the theater.  I figured at least a few couples would have enough green beer and Jameson’s to want to sneak over to the Paris for a quick fuck, especially since there are a multitude of Irish drinking establishments close by.  Even though some flags flew later that night, the afternoon was completely dead. 

So, the next day, Friday, I was not particularly optimistic.  So naturally, mid-afternoon saw a Red Flag pop up, and I was off in a flash, arriving just about 10 minutes behind the couple.  He was a thin guy, medium height, with a gaffer’s cap on his head.  She was about 5”2”, rolly-polly with a bit of a belly, but a nice ass and an attractive face.  There were only three other guys in the place, and our couple wasted no time in getting down to business. 

She was wearing a tight skirt with leggings or maybe pantyhose underneath, and a tight knit top, no bra.  The skirt got pulled down right away,and he fondled her butt, which was facing the railing on the couples area, as he dropped his drawers.  She dropped to her knees and began sucking his very hard cock as we watched from the peanut gallery.  After a few minutes of a nice BJ, he turned her around and placed her on her knees on the bench, proceeding to fuck her doggie-style. She became quite vocal at this point, which was turning this audience member on, and he slapped her ass, hard, a few times as punctuation.  It was at this point that I noticed he was talking quietly to her, and I could just about make it out; it was about “strangers” coming up and fucking her, which sounded promising!  Resolving not to cum in case I was needed to play the “stranger” role, I took it easy and watched. 

After a good few minutes of this hard fucking, he grabbed a small bottle of lube, and it became pretty obvious that he was lubing up her asshole.  He tried two or three times to push his rather sizable cock in there, without success.  She finally laughed out loud and said,“You’re gonna have to buy me a lot more whisky before you can put that big thing up my ass.” 

Well spoken, young slut!

They took a break for a bit with him sitting on the bench,still rock hard.  After a minute or so she climbed on, and what she lacked in looks she more than made up for in enthusiasm, riding him like a wild woman, and very noisily too.  After this delightful show, she hopped off, winded, and declared a break for a while, starting to get dressed.  I wasn’t sure if the guy had cum, but it sure looked like they were done. She was standing up pulling her skirt back up when he lifted her top,exposing a nice pair of round tits to the gallery.  He sucked her nips and then suddenly turned her around and bent her over the bench with both of them standing.  He roughly yanked her skirt and hose down and entered her again, absolutely pounding her in a standing doggie fuck.  He came noisily, they split a bottle of water offered by the friendly attendant, then dressed quickly and were on their way.  I guess the whole “stranger” thing was just fantasy…..


Part Two

It was a slow day at my Portland office two Monday’s ago, and it was late afternoon when I saw the Red Flag from the Paris Theater on my phone.  A short streetcar ride later I was paying for my ticket and entering the Paris, hoping for some hot couple action, and this day I would not be disappointed!

There was the couple back in the couples area at the back of the theater, gathering pillows from the exam table area and pushing the benches together to form a large flat area.  I quickly recognized the couple as one I had seen one afternoon last summer playing in the “bedroom” area at the Paris. 

They quickly got naked, and out came a large jar of Vaseline and a smaller bottle of lube.  Now I recalled the last time I had seen them, as he had been trying to fist her in the bedroom area using copious amounts of Vaseline and lube.  After a very well lubed hand job had the guy hard and moaning with pleasure, she put a pillow under her ass and offered her wide open pussy to him. He sat in front of her and was obviously stretching her out with multiple lubed fingers. 

The Paris Theater
c. 1982
After along while of him probing and her moaning loudly, he flipped her around so her spread legs faced the four or five of us at the rail.  Now he lubed her again and started putting his whole hand into her.  I’m not exactly sure if he got his whole fist in there, but he was pretty close.  If the extreme stretching deal is your thing, this was undoubtedly a huge turn on, but your reporter is not really into that all that much, so I was watching her very attractive tits and listening to her screams and moans.

They took a short break and then she knelt in front of him and alternated between an expert hand job and an equally competent BJ, with his enjoyment obvious to all.  He laid her back down with her head nearest the railing and started fingering again, until after three or four minutes she loudly commanded, “SUCK ME OFF, NOW!” 

He wasted no time diving into her greasy, sopping pussy and licking and sucking with all his might.  She worked up and up into a fantastic screaming orgasm that shook the foundations of the old building.  After catching her breath, she announced to him and to us that it was break time, almost five o’clock, and she was ready for a cigarette, a drink, and a snack. They began gathering their clothes, and at one point she started stroking his hard cock again.  Oops.  That got him going, finally, and he did what all of were waiting for: he placed her on her back again, lifted her legs high, and drove that big dick all the way into her. She was shouting, “Go, ahead, fuck me, I can take it,” over and over as he pounded her with her legs up over his shoulders.

It was at this exact moment that a second couple lowered the chain and entered the couples’ area. None of us had even noticed them as we were enthralled by the monstrous fucking this guy was giving his lady friend.  I recognized these two also, an out-of-town couple who have been to the Paris several times over the last month and have figured in a few of Brent’s reports.  He is a big guy, and she is a petite dancer type with tiny round ass to die for. 

She immediately removed her jeans and lifted up her top, revealing a total lack of undergarments.  She proceeded to start her typical lap dance moves on her guy, while the first couple kept noisily fucking away right in front of them.  The little one even climbed up and pushed her shaved pussy in her guy’s face, giving us a 100% awesome rear view of her bare ass and shaved cunt.

Couple #1 soon finished and started to clean up and dress.  Dancer-girl was still putting the half-nude moves on Big Guy, and floyd was realizing that it was time to go close up the office!

The first couple checked their backpack with the theater attendant and promised to be back.  I am guessing they were the “Bedroom Flag” I saw a couple of hours later, but I have not seen any report on that.  Also no idea if the Dancer couple wound up playing or just doing the lap dance thing as I had seen in the past.

So, the daytime action continues at the world-famous Paris.  Hope you agree that these reports were “Better Late Than Never.”



Doc here again... floyd has been a great addition to the gaggle of quality field reporters here at the Journal.  I also like his writing style...Reminds me a lot of Brent's, and that is high praise.

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