Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Exxxclusive! Inside Ms. PIPPY! By The Numbers

Doc here, a man who some say has never brought a cannoli to a prosciutto fight.

Today we have something special for you, the good readers of The Journal.  My good friends Ms. PIPPY and her beau, The Escort, have filed a numbers driven report that is fascinating and also pretty amazing.

Thanks to the accurate record-keeping of The Escort, we now have a snapshot of Ms. PIPPYand just how naughty she is.

Take it away!

Inside Ms PIPPY!

Inside  MS PIPPY
Personal Time - 10 Years
Penile vaginal penetrations 3,600
Gallons of cum in her 3.66
Blow Jobs 6,000
Dildo Vaginal Penetration 600
Penile Anal Penetration 240. 

Outside guys - 4 years 
23 Guys - 72 Penile  vaginal penetrations 
50 Blow Jobs
3 Gang Bangs - 120 Penile vaginal penetrations. 
100 Blow Jobs 

The Real Ms. PIPPY
Hey Good Dr,

Ms PIPPY and I have now been together for ten years and ohhh what an amazing ride it has been.  I tend to be somewhat obsessive compulsive and I am completely obsessed with our dear MS PIPPY's body. Since our time together began I have kept detailed records as to her sexual activity.  

In addition to acts and such I also given considerable amounts of thought, reflection and analysis to her responses to various sexual stimuli through the years.  
Just for kicks I thought I would share a few of the HARD facts that I have recorded. Please know that the purpose of this writing is to share what is possible for a couple who love one another and absolutely crave physical intimacy.  It's a beautiful thing and should be shared. And as you know, I love sharing. And yes that includes our dear MS PIPPY

 In our ten years together Ms PIPPY and I have engaged in vaginal penetration an average of 30 times per month. That totals to 3,600 vaginal penetrations culminated by ejaculation.  In that there are approximately .13 ounces of cum per ejaculation MS PIPPY's sweet pussy has been filled with 468 ounces or, more interestingly, 3.66 gallons of cum. I find that utterly yummy!  And fortunately so does our dear MS PIPPY!

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: Secrets Adult Theater in Oakland, CA

Doc here, a man who some say has a beautiful singing voice, while others agree his hair makes a bigger impact.

Welcome to another edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag. Here I try to answer your adult theater questions for all to benefit from.

Today we have a note from Sam in Fort Lee, NJ (I actually have no idea where this guy is from).  His question:

Hello Dr.

Rumors are that Secrets in Oakland is closing in March or April. I hope I am wrong. There are some reports of couples going there before it closes.


Dear Sam,

Unfortunately, the rumors are true about Secrets closing. My sources tell me the closing is coming soon.  And of course, action seems to be picking up just in time for them to hang it up.

Another source tells me high end apartments or condos are going in after the block is razed.

The times, they are a-changing. Secrets, we hardly knew ye. 


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