Sunday, September 20, 2009

Field Report: The Colony Theater, East St. Louis, IL - 9/18 and 9/19/09

Colony Theater and Cocktails
4500 Forest Blvd.
East St. Louis, IL  62204

It has been a busy day at the office of the good Doctor.  We are coming to the one-month anniversary of "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters" at Blogspot, and frankly, the reponse has been beyond my expectations.  Page views are off the chart, and feedback from you, the good people, has been terrific.  Give yourself a nice round of applause!

This report from our newest contributing reporter, Oldbeatnik, has everything a great field report should have: Hard data, insightful annecdotal information, and a colorful writing style.

So, I present to you, Oldbeatnik's field report on The Colony in East St. Louis:

"No Matter Where You Go, There You Are" Buckeroo Banzai

Went to the Colony this weekend Sep 18/19. Fri night dead, Sat night 15 couples or so. The Colony is basically an on site swing club that happens to show adult films. Not the cleanest of places and pricey as theaters go, but reasonable if you look at it as a swing club that allows single men in. $30 for the bar/lounge, $10 for the theaters only. $40 for couples. Price includes 3 free drinks for singles, 4 for couples. Bar/lounge has tables and chairs, booths and stools at the bar, pool table and dart board. A couples only area with dance floor and tables sits in the back. Couples are given a key that unlocks the door to both the couples only area and couples only theater. There are two other theaters for singles and couples who want to play with the men. The key has a deposit of $5 you get back when you return it. It is open Wed thru Sat., with Sat being the best time to hook up with couples, and they have parties now and again. The parties cost $60 with free drinks for the night. The place is very friendly and most of the couples seem to know each other, just like a swing club. There are regulars, one woman told me she and her hubby come there twice a month, but they just play with other couples.

In the bar area I watched a woman dance for her man while flashing her panties at him. In the booth area I watched a woman give a blow job to one of the single men. She and her man later went into one of the singles theaters and while she was sucking him off I politely asked if I could touch her, he nodded yes and I spread her nylon clad legs apart, moved her short skirt out of the way, and finger fucked her. Other men gathered around, played with her tits, then one pushy guy pulled my fingers out of her and inserted his cock. Wasn't sure if I should have been mad or not. But she did enjoy the fuck.

I went back to the bar for awhile then returned to the single theater and saw a different woman just finish sucking off a man who came all over her tits. I sat in front of her and finger fucked her too, while she sucked off two other men and then was fucked by a man she really enjoyed. She complemented him when he came and thanked him for the fuck.

A woman I had been talking to in the bar was kind enough to take me into the couples only area and I watched a beautiful blonde suck off her man. I later met them and went with them into the couples only theater. It is filled with couches not in the best of shape, but they are comfortable. It is well lit because the action is in the theater, not on the screen. I finger fucked her while we watched another woman being fucked.

All in all it was a great night. I highly recommend the Colony as a place to go for both couples and singles. Again, it is not the cleanest of places, but how many theaters have a bar and lounge? Be polite and courteous, it will take you a long way.

I think Oldbeatnik deserves a standing O.  We will be hearing more from him (details in the next update).

Thank you!

Field Report: Gulf Coast Adult Theater, Biloxi, MS on 9/11 & 9/12/09

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
222 Iberville Drive,
Biloxi, MS

The good Doctor opened up his e-mail this morning to find  that Bob from Biloxi has submitted his second field report on the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi.  Looks like I need to schedule a medical conference in Mississipi soon!

Here's Bob's report:

Last weekend (9/11 and 9/12/09), 7 couples, 6 playing, 2 among their selves, the other four playing in general theater, one lady was nude, the others just hiking the skirts up and getting down to business. Lots of sucking. Great night. The adult book store down the street was also rocking with couples in and out all night.

Bob also followed up that the theater has a capacity of 50-60 seats... Not bad!

Nice report Bob!  Now we need to find the next "Bob" out there... If you have a report, short or as long as you like, please e-mail the good Doctor at