Monday, November 28, 2016

Flash Report! The Organist's Mid-Summer Visit to the Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford

Doc here, a man who some say has hair so aerodynamic, NASA has committed to a study of it to determine it's use it high altitude test flights.

File this report under "Better Late than Never", and it's all The Good Doctor's fault. Newly anointed senior reporter The Organist filed this report with me in the late summer, and it dropped under my radar for editing. Not good. 

The Organist (who I finally had a chance to meet at the HUGE Halloween Party with his awesome girl at The Art Cinema in October) who could not be a nicer guy, does a great job painting the picture of a fun evening at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford. 

Tickle those ivories, sir!


Hey Doc! The Organist here. 

This past weekend had a definitely busy Saturday night at the Art! Many couples played on the main floor. I heard that there where ten couples on the main floor, and I only counted about seven. 30+ couples overall and a couple of single ladies. There was so much energy going on it almost set off a bit of sensory overload.  LOL! 

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Praha 1 in Prague, Czech Republic in July, 2016

Doc here, a man who some say once entered a Czech dumpling throwing contest in late 1986 somewhere near Akron, Ohio, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.

At the huge Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in early November, a gentleman walked up to me early in the evening and introduced himself. He stated that he used The Good Doctor's Database of Adult Theaters to help plan trips to different theaters across the US. He also told me that he travels internationally, and has hit some fantastic places across both ponds. 

The Good Doctor has been looking for more international reports, and what this nice gentleman explained to me was music to my ears. I gave him my card, and asked him to consider submitting reports from these exotic locales. He said he would think about it and went about enjoying the rest of the debauchery going on during Gobblefest.

This past week I heard from this gentleman, now known by his nom de plume The Traveler. And within a day, the following report hit my in-box about Praha 1, a great sounding adult emporium in Prague, the Czech Republic. And it sounds like it is all sorts of awesome!

Please welcome to the rogues gallery of Journal Reporters, The Traveler!  Take it away, sir...



Prague is a beautiful city to visit in the summer months. During my last visit, I was wandering the old city on a warm sunny July day enjoying the wonderful architecture and local beer. I had taken the time to do some internet research before I started my walk and found a club that featured a gang bang themed program starting early on a Wednesday afternoon so I decided to stop by. The name of the club is Praha 1 located on Jungmanonova Street. It is one of the half dozen swingers clubs that are located in this fabulous city. This particular club is open to single males on most days so it was a perfect fit since I would be going single today.

The club is located a short walk from some of the most popular tourist sites on a street lined with small businesses and apartment buildings. I actually walked past the club several times before I realized the entrance was in a small courtyard of the building and since the club had no signs that marked its location you must be careful to check the building numbers. 

Following the instructions on the website, I called the club from my cell phone once I arrived at their door and told them I wanted entry. It only took a few minuets for a man to arrive and let me in. He collected my 40 Euros provided me with a towel and showed me to the locker area where I disrobed. On future trips I would be more prepared with my own towel and flip flops but what they provided was adequate.

The locker room was adjacent to the bar where I found several men sitting on bar stools and a single couple at a small table in conversation. I ordered a beverage and continued my exploration of the club. 

In a large room just off the bar was a nicely appointed lounge area where I found three more couples sitting on sofas enjoying food from the buffet table and cocktails. The couples were a mix of ages ranging from mid-thirties to mid-fifties and all attractive. I spent a few minutes in the lounge relaxing and adjusting to the naked sexual atmosphere of the club. Since it was still early afternoon, I decided to take my time to explore the club and wait for things to develop.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

House Call! Meet and Greet Prior to Ghoul's Night Out Halloween Party at The Art Cinema on Sat. October 29th, 2016 w/8 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say was the spokesmodel for Seedatass Recycled Bumpers (from Fort Lee, NJ) in the mid-1990's, with a different kind of House Call Report. It's more like a pre-game report, but don't worry, there are some very cool pics with this piece.

Trust me.

On Saturday October 29th, The Good Doctor hosted Ghoul's Night Out, the Art Cinema's annual Halloween party in Hartford, CT. It was a great night filled with some outstanding sexy outfits, gorgeous girls, and a great vibe throughout the evening. 

At the very beginning of each party I attend at the Art, I host a meet and greet in the lobby for folks arriving for the event, or to catch up with old friends. It is arguably my favorite part of the evening!  And with Ghoul's Night Out, this event was no exception. 

One of the first couples to arrive was long time Journal reporter Incognito, and his amazing girl, Lolita.  At the 2015 Back to School Party at The Art Cinema, she was wearing this little naughty schoolgirl number...

Well kids, she upped the ante a touch at Ghoul's Night Out in 2016 with this fake blood splattered co-ed costume/outfit at the Halloween Party at The Art Cinema. Check these out...

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! The Adventurous MD Couple Meet The Black Sox at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday 10/21/16 w/6 EXXXCLUSIVE Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say will always prescribe a breast exam for any ailment a sexy lady will bring into his office or to an adult theater (Hi K!), with a great Couples Flash Report from senior reporters and good friends of mine, The Adventurous MD Couple.

This report will need a bit of a setup from your old friend in the white suit and aviators. In a visit that was a good 2 months in the making, The Adventurous MD Couple and your humble narrator started making plans for their October visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

In October of 2015, The Adventurous MD Couple made their first visit to 15th Ave., and the evening was a smashing success. In the year that transpired, word had reached The Good Doctor that Ms. Adventurous MD Couple that she was getting much wilder in her ways, and that the 2016 visit would be much more adventurous.
To make sure this was to be an evening to remember, I needed to mount The Lizardo Lantern to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater, and summon The Black Sox

The Black Sox are my group of experienced adult theater guys, trained in pleasing women in a GB environment. Picture a version of The Justice League, except we are not wearing pants.  But we are wearing black socks.

So with this piece of exposition out of the way, let me turn this puppy over to The Adventurous MD Couple for their account of this HOT evening in Chicagoland. There are important lessons to be learned from this report (I'm talking to you, single guys. Take note). 

In addition, please enjoy the EXXXCLUSIVE new pics of Ms. Adventurous MD Couple that they are sharing with us for the first time. Thank you! 

Here we go!


Hello Doc,

On the Friday night before the big Halloween event at 15th Avenue, Mr and MsAdventurous MD Couple made a special trip out to the theater to meet with the world renowned Black Sox, Doc’s special group of women-pleasing guys. After some chit-chat in the store, MsAdvMDCpl went to the back to change and returned to the theater in a tight-fitting dress that made her body look delicious and certainly left little to the imagination. However, the parts of her that were left to the imagination left a lot to be imagined.

Since the visit was following one by Khal and Khaleesi, and was announced in Doc’s blog, a sizable crowd was on hand to meet MsAdvMDCpl. Since the night was designed to be one for MsAdvMDCpl to show off her body and get her fill of hard cock and cum, she can take the story from here.

From MsAdvMDCpl: After arriving at the theater and chatting with Doc, I changed into a dress that I really like for theater adventures. It’s cut short but looks classy and has a plunging neckline that dips low between my breasts and exposes a lot of skin. It’s a dress that I wouldn’t mind wearing out in public and fits my personality nicely. I added some nice heels and, of course, wore nothing underneath. 

Walking back to the theater, I enjoyed the way the guys were looking at me – I could tell the look was a turn-on and that was what I was hoping for. I made my way into the theater and sat in the couples section with my husband. We talked a bit about the movie that was playing and the number of guys that were in the theater. 

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor!

Doc here, a man who some say placed a respectable 5th place in an Iron Man triathlon / pumpkin pie eating contest held just outside Horseheads, NY in the early 90's.  

The Good Doctor would like to wish all of you, the good readers of The Journal, a very Happy Thanksgiving.  Enjoy the time with your families, as everyone stares at their smartphones around the dinner table. At least that will take the sting out of your Uncle Dom telling another off-color joke in mixed company at the table.

Typically, Black Friday is a very good day at adult theaters across the US. I will try and stay on top of it, and message out updates on my Twitter, @LizardoJournal.  Please follow me if you are not already... You might miss out on something VERY GOOD. 

I will be back right after my tryptophan coma wears off. 

Happy Thanksgiving!


Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: A Note from The PNW Kid In Seattle

Doc here, a man who some say once did 4 jazzercise classes in a row before his jazz hands locked up, with another edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag.  

When a thought provoking e-mail hits The Good Doctor's in-box, I will get permission to publish it and add my two cents to the e-mail.

Today I received this note from senior West Coast reporter, The PNW Kid. This long-time contributor is always on point, and today is no different. This note is a good one, and in the spirit of Thanksgiving!

The E-Mail:

Hi Doc,

Greetings from the great State of Washington.  I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking the time to prepare and share your report about The Adventurous MD Couple's meeting with The Black Sox (Doc's GB Crew) at 15th Ave. in Chicago.  They seem like great folks and I wish I'd had an opportunity to actually meet them back when I lived in Maryland.  

It was great to hear that she ultimately had a great time, despite the knuckleheads who were trying to push their way in to get their moment in the sun.  Unfortunately, we still see that from time to time out here at Secrets (in Des Moines, WA), although the staff and seasoned theater aficionados such as yours truly do their best to maintain order while couples and single women are trying to enjoy themselves.

Thanks again for all that you do, and Happy Thanksgiving,

"The PNW Kid"

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Adult Theater Thanksgiving Day 2016 Hours (As Far As We Know)

Doc here, a man who some say has tryptophan coursing through his veins, with the answers to the most asked questions I get on Thanksgiving week: 

"Is the ______ Theater open on Thanksgiving Day?"

Well friends, here is a list of most of the adult theaters listed in my weekly Power Rankings, and their Thanksgiving Day status:

15th Ave. Adult Theater, Chicago: Closed All Day
Art Cinema, Hartford, CT: Closed All Day
Berlin News Agency, Berlin, NJ: Open Normal Hours
CTs Adult Theater, Gary, IN: Closed All Day
Oregon Theater, Portland, OR. Open Normal Hours
Secrets, Des Moines, WA: Open Normal Hours

If you are aware of any additional adult theaters and their Thanksgiving hours, please e-mail me at and I will update this post.


Sunday, November 20, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Nice Evening to Edit Stuff

Doc here, a man who some say screen tested for a major role in a 1933 blockbuster set on a jungle island, only to lose out to a better qualified actor. It happens.

It has been quite the weekend in this thing of ours. Heavy adult theater activity in Des Moines, WA at Secrets, as well as The Oregon Theater in Portland (did someone order a pizza?), the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, & of course 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  
I have not received any intel from Tampa, Toledo, or Dallas (or anywhere else for that matter), so if you have some, please let me know via The Good Doctor's E-mail Hotline. Thank you.

Tonight, The Good Doctor is settling in with some super-strong tea, ready to edit up a storm of reports that have been in the editing que for awhile. Trust me, some hot stuff is on the way. 

Just Announced! "All You Need is Love" Valentine's Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT on February 11th, 2017

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Freeze Frame! Eyes Up Here Edition w/ 23 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say is currently starring in the off-Broadway production of "Sunset Boulevard" as the "guy floating in the pool" . 

It's been a minute since I published a good Freeze Frame Report, and in today's uncertain times, we need a warm, fuzzy. A warm fuzzy we can feel comfortable with, and (with any luck) potentially motorboat. 

Following are some of my favorite submitted boob-centric pics, all submitted to The Good Doctor with a report. Nothing poached from the interwebs or your boss' laptop. These boobs are home grown, and they are spectacular.

Enjoy my friends. Doctor's orders!


Freeze Frame: Eyes Up Here Edition
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Box Score! Gobblefest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago & Hosted by Doc on 11/12/16

Doc here, a man who some may be too comfortable in a life-sized turkey outfit, with the Box Score Report from last night's awesome Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

During an evening in which the super moon appeared, there were many other moons present, on display, and accounted for inside 15th Ave. Adult Theater. Some even ventured to the stage in the party room for the sexy outfit contest! And to a lady, these moons were fantastic!

The Lizardo Lantern was hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. in the early morning hours of the 12th, ready to herald the start of Gobblefest. Testing was completed, and at exactly 8pm CT, the signal hit the skies above Chicagoland.

In my forthcoming House Call Report (check out the 15th Ave. Halloween Party report HERE), I will get into some of the specifics on the party, the sexy outfit contest, and the crazy scenes around the facility I witnessed (and participated in).  Yes, I am talking about you StuntSlut Simone and Bruised & Broken!

In the meantime, here is your Box Score Report from Gobblefest!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

House Call Report by Doc! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago on 10/22/16

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "Stevie 6 Panels" in the ABC Afterschool Special "My Dad, The Don", sometime in the late 1980's. 

October's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago was a night for the ages, kids. On top of the 102 Couples and dozens & dozens of sexy singles (girls, guys, and T's), the playful vibe of the night made it something special for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

I am going to highlight some of the memorable images and scenes of the night for you, the good readers of The Journal. They were:

The Costumes! 
The party-goers took it up a big notch for this year's Halloween event! The hot costumes from the girls were amazing, and the guy's costumes were impressive. Some of note were:
  • Master Chief and Cortana: Wow...Super authentic. I still don't know how Master Chief could see out from his visor. Cortana, a super sexy spinner in her skin tight blue costume, was incredible. More on this HOT couple later...
  • Wednesday Adams: Holy crap, this sexy outfit was my personal dream come true. Everything was perfect, right down to her braids, her knee socks, and her attitude! 5 out of 5 Lizardo Stars!
  • The Luscious Laura as Freddie Krueger! My good friend LL was HOT in her torn up stripped sweater and knife gloves. She was so naughty I had to pull her aside and tell her personally. 
  • The Wolfman: This was no off-the-shelf number from Dollar Tree. "D" had a fur outfit, and clothes on outside the fur, and a scary mask. More on him later too!
  • Officer Anita Bribe: "Anita" is a super hot blonde smokeshow of a peace officer, and she was rocking mirrored aviators, a set of handcuffs, and some incredibly tight and short hot pants. More on her later too!

TONIGHT! Saturday 11/12/16! 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: "Gobblefest" BYOB Party Hosted by Doc!

Updated 11/12/16 at 11am:  The big day has arrived kids... The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I'm leaving shortly to head up to The Windy City. It's time to gobble down at Gobblefest!  

The Party Room is decorated, the swag bags are ready, prizes are set for the sexy outfit contest, and The Good Doctor has ants in his pants.  Only one question remains: Are YOU ready to Gobble?

One person I know is ready to gobble is my good friend StuntSlut Simone. Once again she has traveled in from way out of state to join us for another HUGE event. 

Here is her passport picture for reference:

(Not Really Her Passport Picture)

The Swag Bags for Gobblefest are also complete with all the fixins!  Here they are:

The first 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm get a swag bag with their paid admission. Don't be late and miss out on one these bad boys. 

Also, the finishing touched are being put up inside the Party Room today, and it looks great! 



Doc here with an update on the upcoming Gobblefest party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Join The Good Doctor and the great crew at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (located at 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL) for "Gobblefest", an party in which we will give thanks for thighs, legs, and breasts on Saturday November 12th, 2016 at 8pm.

I just received word that one of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours, StuntSlut Simone, will be joining us for Gobblefest.  And good Lord, this girl can gobble!

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Guess Which Hottie is Going to Gobblefest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Saturday Night?

Doc here, a man who some say was the inspiration behind the TV series "Manimal", with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

The Good Doctor's e-mail machine buzzed earlier today with this secretive message:

I dipped into the archives and grabbed a photo that has never been distributed anywhere, hoping you can somehow use it to lure horny males to the party :)

And who pray tell sent me this mysterious message?  The one and only StuntSlut Simone, who will be in attendance this Saturday evening for the Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

So, here is your Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, featuring the very naughty StuntSlut Simone!


Thursday, November 10, 2016

Flash Report! Anaconda Plays a Triple Header at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday 10/21&22/16 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was the cover model for Atlantic Salmon deoderant back in the late 1980's, with a GREAT Flash Report from my good friend and senior reporter at The Journal, Anaconda.

Anaconda was lucky enough to spend a Friday and Saturday in Chicago on 10/21 & 22nd, 2016, and boy did he get his money's worth of what The Windy City and 15th Ave. Adult Theater can offer in this thing of ours.

Take it away, sir!


Hey Doc, 

Anaconda here to share my perspective on a wild weekend at 15th Ave. I arrived in Chicago early on Friday AM really hoping I could check into my hotel pretty early and go back to sleep since I had gotten up @ 4AM to catch an early flight. No such luck, so I actually ended up just trying to sleep in my car in the hotel parking lot until my room was ready...I knew I was going to need my energy!! Anyway, enough of the boring details about the logistics.

Game 1 - I wanted to make sure I arrived in advance of the first couple of honor, Khal and Khaleesi. I never want to miss a single minute of the action after all!! So I arrived plenty early and sat in the theater waiting patiently. They finally arrived (a bit late, but we forgive them of course!!!) and I was very thrilled to see the sexy Mother of All Squirters in person. I had seen plenty of pictures, but they don't do her justice. The woman is a sex bomb and isn't afraid to show it!! 

I had a good idea of which seats they would take based on previous reports, so I had positioned myself very well, and they sat in the couples section in the perfect seats to provide me an excellent vantage point. They did not wait long watching the movie before beginning the play. 

It started off with a nice little hand job for Khal which turned into a delightfully noisy, wet BJ! This was all wonderful and hot but I knew what the MAIN attraction was and that was next. (ed. note: Please put on your goggles for this next paragraph. Thank you.)

Khal handed Khaleesi a little vibe and she put it on her clit and let the pleasure build. And it built a tremendous, gushing orgasm, many of them, with buckets of Khaleesi cum!! Now, I've seen this before and been with women who possess this wonderful talent, but it never DOESN'T amaze me...and I think it's incredibly hot!! And to be able to watch her expertly manipulate her own body, and see her body swell and pulse with pleasure before such a powerful release...WOW!! (ed. note: You can remove your goggles now. Thank you.)

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee Hits 4 Phoenix Area Adult Theaters on 10/7/16

Doc here, a man who some say hypnotized goats during medical trials in the late 1970's, with a comprehensive set of Flash Reports from Phoenix, AZ by senior reporter G.K. Arbee.  

G.K. has good story to tell from one adult theater location in his encounter with a couple who also reads The Journal.  The power of the Lizardo Lantern cannot be denied. 

Take it away, G.K. Arbee


Hello Good Dr.,

Your Phoenix advice on Twitter was much appreciated, but I must confess, I had the best luck ever at a place called "Just for Fun" on McDowell Rd in Phoenix. Not known for it's couples activity, however, just proof that "timing is everything".. Here is my report...

Visited 4 theaters in Phoenix area... Met up with a couple at a place called.. "Just for Fun". It is located on 2202 W McDowell Rd in Phoenix. It was the 3rd of 4 bookstores I visited on 10/7/16. To be honest, this place is a dump and kinda gross. Most of the websites says it is mostly for gays and transgendered. But, since I was in Phoenix for just this one day, I thought I'd try it out. I'm so glad I did. 

Just for Fun
Phoenix, AZ
I arrived there about 3pm, paid my 7 dollars for the theater, (ticket good for 4.5 hours). I went upstairs and they have a gay and a straight theater. No action happening at the time I walked in. There was a very NON PASSABLE tranny sitting watching the movie, and a super cute tiny little tranny sitting all alone in a chair. One of the guys said to avoid her, so I did. 

Well, OK then.. I sat and watched the movie about 15 minutes, and in walks a nicely dressed Mexican couple. They seemed, like me, to be just looking around for a bit. As usual, the idiots were being really stupid, and about 10 guys walked out and shoved their dicks in her face..ugh... Her hubby said in a loud voice for everyone to back off, which they did. They sat for about 10 minutes and were enjoying the video. They got up to go, and she walked over to me and asked if I wanted to share a private room. I said sure. 

We went to the counter and paid our 10 dollars for the private video viewing room... and started a conversation. Her and her husband follow your blog , like I do, when they are on vacation, love to visit adult theaters. We had your "blog" in common. Pretty cool. (ed. note: Very Cool!)

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Breaking News! Fire Closes Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN by "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar"

Doc here, a man who some say may have helped pull a choo choo or two in his day, with sad news from this thing of ours from Chattanooga and Cinema 1.  

First time correspondent "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar" reporting... 


Hey Doc,

Some sad news to report, although it could have been worse, as no one was injured….

Firefighters responded to a fire at an adult cinema 
located in the 4100 block of Rossville Boulevard.
Photo by Paul Leach /Times Free Press.
Some sort of minor explosion and fire significantly damaged Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN, last night, Nov. 7/17. Sad because TN has few adult theaters and even fewer couple friendly theaters. Cinema 1 always had couples action, especially on the weekends (although never enough black babes for this lover of brown sugar). 

Yours truly has been sucked and fucked by randy women more than a few times in the back rows of Cinema 1. The theatre also had the special couples venue, a smaller theater for couples only, with a viewing glass — A perfect set up for ladies dipping their toes into this thing of ours. They could be watched, but touched… My GF and I always planned to put on a show in there, but we never quite made it.

Anyway, here is a link to a news story. Hope they had insurance and can rebuild and re-open.


Loving The Taste of Black Sugar


Doc here again... Many thanks to "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar" for the report!  

Exercise Your Rights! The Lizardo Elections are Here! Vote Early & Often!

Doc here, a man who some say rigged the 1956 New York primary election by nominating himself as the candidate of the No-Pants Party, with a reminder about your civic duty to vote today.

And while you are in that frame of mind, I would like you to vote for your favorite adult theater. The poll is located on the right sidebar, and you can only vote once.  The Poll ends at Midnight CT TONIGHT! 

Your choices will be:
  1. Art Cinema - Hartford
  2. 15th Ave. Adult Theater - Chicago
  3. Fantasyland in Tampa
  4. Secrets in Des Moines, WA
  5. The Lido - Dallas, TX

"Making Adult Theaters Great Again!"

Saturday, November 5, 2016

ICYMI: Freeze Frame: Remember, Remember the 5th of November Edition with 14 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say celebrates Guy Fawkes Day like nobodies business, with a repost of last year's Guy Fawkes Day Freeze Frame Report.

It's a very good one.



Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Doc here, a  man who some say would never bring down the Old Bailey, with a special Guy Fawkes Edition of Freeze Frame. 

No, I do not have a gallery of hot women wearing Guy Fawkes masks, behaving badly in adult theaters or gloryholes.  However, I have many images of hot women, in masks, in adult theaters or gloryhole booths.  

If that is close enough for you, the good readers of The Journal, then I encourage you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and soak in these masked girls.

Guy Lizardo

Remember, Remember the 5th of November Gallery
(Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Flash Report! Brent from Portland (& 2 Amigos) Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say has the fish-slinging ability of legendary tosser Jim "The Man of La Mackerel" Smallwood, with a great Flash Report from my good friend Brent in Portland

Brent, along with two technical advisors, ventured north to Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a look-see and a dosey-do at the Pacific Northwest's hottest adult theater/ABS.  There are a million stories in the naked Northwest... This is one of them. 

Let's kick back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the theater of the mind presented by the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent. 

Take it away, sir!


Friday had been slow at The Oregon Theater in Portland, so Saturday 10/29/16 I decided to ride up to Des Moines, WA, with a couple of amigos and check out the action at Secrets.

Secrets is one of the cleanest, couples-friendly adult theaters in the Northwest. When we arrived, there were a lot of people hanging out by the front counter- Secrets staff is very friendly to everyone, but especially to the regulars. Saturday, all of the employees were wearing sexy costumes, a sexy witch, a nun whose habit barely covered her ass, and M, the owner, was either in costume or on his way to First Saturday at The Oregon. 

Des Moines, WA
Throughout the night I saw clerks escorting new couples around the building, stopping occasionally to watch the action, explaining to them the @Secrets philosophy and making them feel comfortable.

The action ebbed and flowed. Sometimes I thought a couple had left and then they would reappear again. A short, fit, Linda Hamilton type , came into the main theater with her man and started playing with a lady-boy who is 99 percent passable- they are both regulars @Secrets. The encounter escalated quickly, another couple showed up, She was Asian/ Native Alaskan with beautiful round breasts and thick, hard dark nipples.Her man had her skirt hiked up and was playing with her pussy while they watched LH suck, fuck and jack any dick that was in her horny space.

Later, the sexy Alaskan native, hooked up with a model beautiful black chick and had her first girl on girl experience, on one of the black vinyl couches in Theater 2.

Public Service Announcement: The Art Cinema's Admission Prices to Remain the Same

Doc here, a man who some say should rent out a vacation villa near Hartford, with an update from the mighty Art Cinema.
The following announcement from the owner of The Art Cinema should be good news to all patrons (current and future):
Great news in regard to ticket prices at the Art Cinema!
Despite a prior announcement of a ticket price increase, management has decided to retain the current admission prices for the Art until further notice.
They are:
Couples: $20
Singles: $15
Thanks again for your continued patronage of the Art Cinema, the #1 rated couples friendly adult theater in the US!

So there you have it, kids. No price increases at the mighty Art Cinema for everyday admission until further notice. 

As you were...


Box Score! Ghoul's Night Out Halloween Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford on 10/29/16

Doc here, a man who some say was once voted Groton, CT's most eligible bachelor (in 1992), with the Box Score from this past Saturday's huge Ghoul's Night Out Halloween Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

It was a great evening on Franklin Avenue in Hartford, with great weather and some amazing outfits and costumes on the ladies (and guys too!).

In a follow-up report, The Good Doctor will give you a behind the scenes look at two incredible sexy girls who attended the event (courtesy of Doc's trusty camera). are the numbers:

BOX SCORE: Ghoul's Night Out

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Daddysprincess76 at The Paris Cinema I & II in Syracuse, NY (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say placed 4th in the men's luge competition in the 2002 Winter Olympics for the Italian national team, with a GREAT first time couple's report from Daddysprincess76.

Daddysprincess and her Dom visited The Paris Twin Cinema I&II in Syracuse, NY and has filed this report with The Good Doctor, along with two very nice pics!

Take it away, Daddysprincess76!


Hi Doc,

Going to The Paris Cinema I & II (the Syracuse porn theater), is a fun thrill I have been enjoying. This last visit was fantastic. 

First a little touch and feel with my Daddy Dom. Then after some bouncing from movie to movie we finally found another couple playing.

It was hot, so we eventually got closer. Then standing leaning against his chest I propped a leg up on a seat and started touching myself to the hot action happening before my eyes. I was looking at the man of the couple in the eyes as he was touching his girl. Multiple men were watching them and watching me watch them.

I was getting warmer and squirming to my own touch and out of the blue Daddy pulls the butt plug I had waiting in my cleavage and bends me over the seats. He shoves the plug in my drenched pussy and then into my ass. Multiple men woah-ing when they saw this happen to my eager ass hole.

I was so hot and Daddy knew it. He urged me to walk about a foot away from them.

Within seconds of standing near them, the woman reached out for me and started pulling my tits out. She was nibbling and sucking them, talking dirty to me about our show. I touched and kissed her tits as my hand went down her body. I teased her pussy and rubbed her clit as her man finger banged her. 

His hand slid into my pants teasing my pussy as Daddy pushed over and over on my butt plug. The woman tells me to suck her man's cock, and after gaining permission from Daddy, I do so. As hot as he was from all this happening it didn't take long. I start licking and sucking and he starts moaning. His hand speeds up on my clit as I bob my head faster and spit more to make him oh so slippery. 

As I get him close, his hand slows down and he whispers he's gonna cum. I humm mmmhmm as I'm Daddy's cum slut and was wanting that cum. A couple seconds later and he exploded so hard he was half in my mouth and half in his lap from jumping so fiercely... Silly man I would have swallowed it all. He was immediately exhausted and the couple left.

Daddy and I went out for a break and went back in to find more people to play. As some know, it's difficult to find the right people to want to play with. It all worked out and I got 3 more cocks into my mouth! Daddy ordered me to suck before the end of the night and they feed me substantially.

Later when we got home, Daddy destroys this pussy after all the hot cock sucking and cum swallowing His slut did. Daddy came so hard and so much in one shot, as so I did at least 30 or more times throughout the night.