Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Flash Report! Brent from Portland (& 2 Amigos) Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say has the fish-slinging ability of legendary tosser Jim "The Man of La Mackerel" Smallwood, with a great Flash Report from my good friend Brent in Portland

Brent, along with two technical advisors, ventured north to Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a look-see and a dosey-do at the Pacific Northwest's hottest adult theater/ABS.  There are a million stories in the naked Northwest... This is one of them. 

Let's kick back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the theater of the mind presented by the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent. 

Take it away, sir!


Friday had been slow at The Oregon Theater in Portland, so Saturday 10/29/16 I decided to ride up to Des Moines, WA, with a couple of amigos and check out the action at Secrets.

Secrets is one of the cleanest, couples-friendly adult theaters in the Northwest. When we arrived, there were a lot of people hanging out by the front counter- Secrets staff is very friendly to everyone, but especially to the regulars. Saturday, all of the employees were wearing sexy costumes, a sexy witch, a nun whose habit barely covered her ass, and M, the owner, was either in costume or on his way to First Saturday at The Oregon. 

Des Moines, WA
Throughout the night I saw clerks escorting new couples around the building, stopping occasionally to watch the action, explaining to them the @Secrets philosophy and making them feel comfortable.

The action ebbed and flowed. Sometimes I thought a couple had left and then they would reappear again. A short, fit, Linda Hamilton type , came into the main theater with her man and started playing with a lady-boy who is 99 percent passable- they are both regulars @Secrets. The encounter escalated quickly, another couple showed up, She was Asian/ Native Alaskan with beautiful round breasts and thick, hard dark nipples.Her man had her skirt hiked up and was playing with her pussy while they watched LH suck, fuck and jack any dick that was in her horny space.

Later, the sexy Alaskan native, hooked up with a model beautiful black chick and had her first girl on girl experience, on one of the black vinyl couches in Theater 2.
There was also a blonde and her man, there, cruising the theater like Sunset Strip, checking out the action and finally lowering herself onto her man’s dick while sucking off the guys standing in front of her, others reaching in, playing with her tits and stroking her tight ass.

There was other action. One woman with super sexy breasts, rode reverse cowgirl on her husband and let the guys stand inches away from her so she could see them jack off. I don’t recall if she played with any of them but it was fun watching her be a voyeur and exhibitionist at the same time.

I believe there was a total of 15 couples and 2 single women @Secrets, Saturday, but the most I saw in one theater at one time was 5. Most of the couples stayed at least an hour and the crowd was very well behaved and respectful. People tended to move around a lot @Secrets, going where the action was, or just hanging out by the front counter .

As usual, the place was immaculate and C and M, and the rest of the staff treated me and my two friends like we were VIPs (Very Important Perverts).

Gracias, Seniors and Senior Eaters.


Doc here again... Many thanks to my good friend Brent in Portland for yet another terrific Flash Report from Secrets in Des Moines, WA.  Great stuff as always, sir!

Secrets is the go-to adult emporium in the Pacific Northwest. It's the one location I have not set my lab coat inside of, but plan to rectify that in 2017 come Hell or high water.   The action sounds plentiful and eclectic, just what this thing of ours needs at it's go-to locations.

Congrats to C&M for making Secrets the success story it is!