Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Public Service Announcement: The Art Cinema's Admission Prices to Remain the Same

Doc here, a man who some say should rent out a vacation villa near Hartford, with an update from the mighty Art Cinema.
The following announcement from the owner of The Art Cinema should be good news to all patrons (current and future):
Great news in regard to ticket prices at the Art Cinema!
Despite a prior announcement of a ticket price increase, management has decided to retain the current admission prices for the Art until further notice.
They are:
Couples: $20
Singles: $15
Thanks again for your continued patronage of the Art Cinema, the #1 rated couples friendly adult theater in the US!

So there you have it, kids. No price increases at the mighty Art Cinema for everyday admission until further notice. 

As you were...