Monday, October 28, 2019

Flash Report: Anaconda & The Desire Couple Hit 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 9/20/19 w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say spent one summer working as a jump-roping stilt walker for kid's birthday parties. At one said event, while nursing a massive hangover, his coordination was off, and he tripped & fell into a table of 2nd cousins and distant aunts & uncles. Lawsuits are still working their way through the court system. 

During the weekend of September 20th & 21st, 2019, legendary couples and more than a few Journal reporters descended to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  Saturday night the 21st was the Code Red Party, and it was off the chain.  However, the night before, many folks warmed up for the weekend at 15th Ave.  Senior Journal scribe Anaconda was there, and has filed this report. 

Here we go!

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Hey Doc, 

Anaconda here with part one of a two-part report.

I was visiting the great city of Chicago, the Mecca of this thing of ours, 15th Avenue Adult Emporium. I had been planning a warm-up meeting with my friends Desire Couple on Friday night before the Code Red party the next night. This report details our fun together and the extra fun I had after they went home.

Desire Couple and I decided on a meeting time and place and I kept in touch with them while they were en-route. When the time came, I headed and met them for a bite to eat and a couple drinks. We reminisced about some of our past interludes and caught up on what they’ve been up to. We then settled the bill and headed over to 15th Ave for Mrs. DC’s warm-up bukakke.
We all walked in together around 10:00 pm or so. DC paid their admission fee and I began their facility tour. I walked them through the booth area and back to the spa. I pointed out all the different areas, lockers, showers, steam room, private rooms, stadium seats and the party room door…that glimmering beacon that is the portal to innumerable debaucherous moments past, present and future. But that view was obviously a secret to be maintained until the next night.

I finished by walking them into the main theater where I knew we’d settle in. I showed them the room behind the screen where I knew Mrs. DC would be in short order, but not yet. We walked back into the theater and we took up seats in the couples only section.