Thursday, March 31, 2011

Flash Report: Last Night in San Diego's Adult Theaters by Tom Austin

Doc here with a Flash Report from new contributing reporter, Tom Austin.  Tom will be providing adult theater reports from across the country, as he is (as his banner suggests), a traveling man.  In this report we get a snapshot of San Diego on a Wednesday night (as in last night 3/30/11), home of Ron Burgundy and also 5 adult theaters.
Take it away, Tom...
Doc, I was a bad boy last night. I spent several hours on the DL and visited 4 of the 5 theater-style rooms in San Diego. But unfortunately, no stellar stories resulted . My brief notes: 
  • Jolar Cinema - DON'T go on couples night. Every dick in San Diego was there, including 7 guys all loitering outside the Jolar because there were so many guys in the two theaters. This was about 10pm and no couples were present or had visited, according to the clerk. So I went elsewhere, and returned about midnight. One couple finally showed up, stayed about 20 minutes, did absolutely nothing, and then left. They seemed to be just test-driving the concept of playing at an adult theater since it was free. There is something to be said for couples who prefer to pay a small admission fee for their play time - helps to weed out the window shoppers.
  • Adult Depot on Kurtz - stayed only about 45 minutes. Virtually empty. Rough looking crowd in the parking lot. Lurkerville.
  • Barnett Avenue Superstore - great twin theaters but not a single couple came in from the store. Stayed two hours. I love the soft chairs and very clean facilities and helpful clerks, but they were showing the worse porn (both gay and straight) that I've recently seen. And too many people in the theater who preferred to read their email, twitter, whatever on their cell phones than got into the movie. This place could be much more.
  • Some small place on Pacific Highway near my airport hotel (Ed. note: This is Adult Depot on PCH). it has one small room, three rows of theater seats, and about 7 screens showing lots of different types of porn simultaneously One threesome (MMF) came in and immediately started to play. But with only the two guys who stood at the back of the room swapping blow jobs.  I actually got excited when the F sat down one seat over from me (on an otherwise vacant row) and watched me openly jack while her two guy friends played - but no suck luck. I made at least 4 field-tested moves towards her and they were all quickly rejected. This was my last stop of the night. It seems the later it got, the younger the crowd.  This place also has great potential.
Lots of lessons learned last night. As you know, being on the DL doesn't always produce diamonds - there are lots of zirconium nights as well.

Adult Depot
Kurtz Ave.


Jolar Cinema
University Ave.

Doc here again...Thanks to Tom for a terrific rundown of last night San Diego's theaters.  I think a great take-away is to skip The Jolar on Couple's Night(s), which are Wednesday and Saturday.  The Good Doctor has had (as Borat says) great success on Tuesday and Thursday nights @ the Jolar. But if there is one thing consistent in this thing of ours', is that it is never consistent. 

Flash Report! The Captain Drops Anchor at Art's Cinema in Hartford

Doc here with a 5-Star rated adult theater report from that crusty old sea dog himself, The Captain.  As promised, he has dropped anchor in Hartford, CT and has favored us with a reading from his captain's log.

Take it away, Captain!


Good Dr.,

With the ice finally off the rivers and the Coast Guard having marked the navigation channels, it was time for The Captain to make his way up the Connecticut River to his favorite berth in downtown Hartford - Art's Cinema (255 Franklin St Hartford CT 06114).

It was a blustery Saturday late-afternoon when The Captain berthed the Wally Power Yacht - being early in the boating season I had my choice of docking spaces and I chose one furthest away from the clubhouse in anticipation of flying the party flag later that night.
Art's Cinema
255 Franklin St., Hartford, CT
 Art's is a small/medium sized theater seating about 600 people in it's heyday - downstairs looks like it could seat 350 and upstairs maybe 50-75 people (at least half the seating upstairs has been turned in to storage). The hours of operation seem to be 1pm-10:30pm.

Upon entering, it's $12 for admission and there is a wide selection of candy available for purchase for only $1-$2 ea. The upstairs balcony couples only seating is accessed by the staircase in the back of the theater - it has a nice setup for couples with a semi-private bathroom and some lockers to store personal items. It is couples only and any attempt by single guys to wander up there is caught quickly by the clerk monitoring the camera (there is a light beam sensor that alerts the clerk to comings and going) that is on the staircase area only - and the single guy is asked to leave the theater - no second chances. The main hallway also has a camera, but there are no cameras inside the couples area or in the main theater.

The first impression Art's Cinema makes is it's very clean. The Captain made his way into the theater area and down the wide hallway in the back to the men's room (again - clean). The men's room is VERY small - the captain's uniform shoulder boards didn't fit in between the dividers for the urinals. The Captain has a strange experience each time he heads to the latrine in this theater - he's followed by another male patron. The latrine is smaller than the one on The Captains yacht (2 people barely fit) so I'm not sure any action could take place even if it's desired.  After taking careful aim to drain the bilge water, I headed into the theater.

After my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I counted about 20 guys from 20-70 years old seated around the theater. The Captain's timing was impeccable as the couples tend to arrive between 6-8pm on Fri and Sat nights and 3 couples came in during that window with a 4th arriving around 9:30pm. I'm not as good as Portland's Brent at describing the women but I'll try!
 Couple #1 was in their 50's - she was quite drunk and together they both satisfied about 8 guys. She took frequent breaks to go upstairs to couples only area in the balcony, but came back just as quick as she left. A few of the regulars told me the couple frequented this theater. The Captain had a bad vibe on this scene and kept his powder dry.

The Real
Christina Applegate

The Real
Kristen Bell
Couple #2 was a lucky as heck average Joe type guy, accompanying a woman who is a beautiful cross between Christina Applegate and Kristen Bell. She was a petite blonde with tight jeans and heels on, but not a very revealing blouse. The regulars seemed to think they were newbies and asked the few guys that crowded them to back off and let them get comfortable. One geriatric didn't have a good enough battery in his hearing aid and kept coming back a minute later.  

They watched Couple #1 play from the other side of the theater but didn't get any closer. He got brave enough to let his hand wander down between her legs, but it went no further than that for 3-1/2 hrs they were there. I have to commend the regulars for asking the buzzards to back off and let them get comfortable. We all got a good look at her when the lights came on at closing time and he was one lucky guy!

Couple #3 came in about 7:30 and headed to the balcony area and stayed up there until about 10pm when they left. She looked much like Jada Pinkett Smith with very short hair - I didn't get a good look at her male companion.

The Real
Jada Pinkett Smith
Couple #4 was in their late 50's, arriving about 9:30pm. She was sandy blonde with good size D cups in a black silk lace-trimmed top under her zip up hoodie. My best comparison is to imagine a short Martha Stewart. They took a walk around and settled in two rows in front of Couple #2. After about 15mins she unzipped her hoodie and he played with her breasts. Two guys took a seat in the row in front of them and she let one of them play with her breasts for a few minutes until the clerk flashed the lights about 10:35pm and closed up shop.

The locals informed me a typical Fri/Sat night is about 5 couples and that couples frequent the theater during the weekday afternoons as well. I overheard one guy talking to another and he said Father's Day is "best day of the year for couples action here." So mark your calendars!

At this point the Captain headed off for some live music and in search of a few friendly locals to help hoist that party flag. Stay tuned for Part 2 of this report coming up!
Respectfully submitted,
The Captain


A big salute you goes out to The Captain for his informative and entertaining missive on his trip to Art's Cinema.  This is one adult theater still on The Good Doctor's bucket list, so hopefully 2011 will yield an opportunity to make a House Call to Art's.

Where will The Captain's anchor drop next?  Stay tuned...

As you were...

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Flash Report! The Lido Adult Theater by Tom Austin

Doc here with a report originally posted on the Adult Theater Play Yahoo Group, and reposted here by request of it's author, Tom Austin.

The subject here is one of the Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters: The Lido Theater in Dallas.  This place has it all... Exceptionally clean, two theaters, couple's nights Thursday through Saturday, clean restrooms, and two nicely appointed lounges upstairs with the main theater.

Here is Tom's report...


I stopped by the Lido Adult Theater late Saturday afternoon (3/26). This long-time Dallas favorite has two screens - one showing straight videos upstairs and a smaller theater showing gay videos downstairs. And on Saturday nights, the upstairs theater is reserved for couples only (unless an Alexander Hamilton convinces the security guard to let you pass - that's another story.)

The Lido Adult Theater
7035 John W. Carpenter Freeway, Dallas
 Rather than heading upstairs and getting booted out in less than an hour, I decided to check on the gay movie room downstairs, specifically to see if what I experienced a few months ago might happen again. It seems that some bi couples like to stop by the downstairs room to start their night before heading up the stairs later to party with other couples. And this is exactly what I found again last Saturday about 6pm.

A beautiful afro-American couple walked into the gay theater and proceeded to sit on row-2 against the far wall, except for a single seat that they left open next to the wall. The woman was an ebony goddess - voluptuous body with natural 44's and a big booty to match. Beautiful face, lips, firm legs, and outfitted in a slutty dress that left little to the imagination.

After taking their seats (joined by only four of us in the back), the guy started playing with her top, and eventually freed her breasts for his enjoyment. Like most experienced guys on the DL, I always observe the rule that a single guy should not interrupt their fun unless invited, however subtle, by the couple.
After about 10 minutes of noisy tit play, the guy started looking at the back of the room; I decided to make my move and walk towards the couple, knowing that I could always walk by them and exit stage right for a soft drink, if ignored by the couple. As I approached their action, the lady turned her head and looked right into my eyes and smiled, knowing that I was seeing her large, brown breasts and long nipples at their best. This was the invitation I was hoping.

I took the vacant seat next to her and touched her beautiful left tit, which I quickly determined has not received the same attention from her man as her right tit. I decided to make up for lost time and soon was licking and sucking her magnificent left breast just as her man was devouring her right one. Soon my idle hand found her pussy and proceeded to finger her clit while the two of us made love to her bosom.
Soon I felt his hand lightly caressing my cock white I occupied myself with her charms, and then I understood - I was the warm-up act, designed to get them both hot before they headed upstairs for more extensive couples-only play. I gave her orgasm #1 for the night, and then she held me close to her bosom while her man jacked me off. I guess all the other guys in back were really gay, because they never attempted to join or watch.

I eventually blasted my seed on the floor and hadn't even stopped panting from their applied pleasure when they both got up and headed out the door, never looking back.


Doc here again... Thanks Tom for the excellent report from The Lido.  Hopefully this report will be the first of many from Tom.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Flash Report! Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi - 3/26/11

Well, America can breath a little easier now... The streak of bad adult theater luck encountered by senior Journal field reporter Bob in Biloxi that was entering it's sixth week is now over.  And it looks like he had fun in the process of breaking the curse.

Here is Bob's report  from Saturday night in Biloxi...


Hi Doc,

Well after a very slow almost non-existent one and half months of no playing couples, last night finally broke the ice. There were 3 couples in the Gulf Coast Theater, none of those were playing however. But it’s a start!

The ABS just down the street has been the same for the above described period of time, but last night saw a few couples coming in “rubber dick” shopping. With a couple of them venturing back to the booths. One couple would go from booth to booth but never did anything. “still can’t quite figure that out”.

Bob in Biloxi

One couple however that made the trip back took up residence in the 2nd booth with the 1st booth having an adjoining a glory hole. She was in her late 40’s short hair wearing a T-shirt and blue jean shorts. At first I thought they were just “rubber dick” shopping, but she kept looking toward the back, so I had some hope. Patience paid off, and they soon came on back. She never did take off her clothes, but she gave one hell of a blow job.

I was unable to be first in line so I had to wait for the number one booth to open up. Apparently the guy that was occupying number one had talked them into letting him come over and join them. As soon as I was able to shut and lock the door the dude that vacated number one was in their booth, as I observed through the hole as he was shaking his cock at her while she sucked her guy. Soon however they changed positions her man sat in the chair facing my hole, the lady standing to my right bent over sucking him in the chair while jacking the other dude with her right hand. I figured her left hand was free so I struck my cock through and was greeted by her, yep left hand !

As she was jacking me, soon that became boring and I said in a rather loud voice “suck it I can jack it myself” LMAO! It worked and she started sucking me and well too! I didn’t last that long and blew a load down her throat. Thank you ma’am!

As I was getting ready to leave my booth, I had some others waiting their turn of course, I looked into the hole and she was about to take the other dudes load, so I left and went to the bathroom to clean up. As I was coming out, they were coming out of their booth and left. I asked my friend who had taken my booth if he got anything out of the deal, he replied no, that they had finished their adventure quickly and was about to leave as he stuck his dick though, so he was just fucking air when he heard the door open.

Doc I know some couples in the region read your blog and visit your site, we need more couples to come back and play !! So if any of you guys out there are reading this, please feel free to head down to the beautiful Gulf coast and get your freak on!!



Doc here again... Thanks Bob for the outstanding report (as usual).  America's nightmare is over.  Bob is back on track, and hungry for more...

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see in The Journal?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at It's easy, and I do all of the hard work for you (grammar, formatting, photos). 

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Couple's Flash Report! John and Allie Report on 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a new category to the various reports here at The Journal of Adult Theaters.  In the past 2 months, we have received several couple's reports in regard to this thing of ours'.  Thus the new category of "Couple's Flash Report".

First time contributors John and Allie have a great story to tell about their recent trip to what is arguably the best adult theater/ABS/and private spa in the USA, 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL.

So welcome John and Allie and their first Flash Report...


Good Evening Doctor,

 My girlfriend and I went to 15th Ave. last Wednesday and wanted to give you a report.  We arrived around 4:15 and the place was fairly busy as we had posted that we might be stopping by.  We purchased a spa room and decided to go straight there.

15th Ave Adult Books & Theater
2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL
The spa rooms are decently sized and equipped with a flat screen TV.  We had no intention of using the TV, so we opened the door and the line was around 10-15 people deep.  We let in two guys and started the festivities.  It is interesting that there is always a slight awkwardness before things officially start.  The first guy came on her chest in about 30 seconds while she was busy with the other gentleman.  He never took off his dress pants so they will require some explaining when he gets home. 

The next two arrive and one comes all over her chest and stomach with quite a shot.  The fourth guy decides it is time that she gets some penetration and she enjoyed the ride.  We continued this for a little bit longer which involved her squirting and taking a filled condom in her mouth.

We decided to find out if a gloryhole was indeed back open.  It was!  She has never done anything like  that so it was quite exciting.  She took four guys in her mouth and three of those got the pleasure of her tight pussy.  It was incredibly hot!

John and Allie


Thanks John and Allie for a terrific first report.  Hopefully there will be many more to come from you two, and we can make this a regular running feature.
Doctor's Note: The spa area at 15th Avenue is not in the general public theater area at all.  It has separate private area which you need to be buzzed into, with a separate admission.  The fun takes place behind closed doors.  The spa also has a locker room, shower room, and a very nice wet sauna.

Are you a couple with an adult theater experience you'd like to share?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at, just like John and Allie did.  You provide the details and play by play, I do the rest.

Why?  Because I'm a giver.


Monday, March 28, 2011

Flash Report: "Wading In With WM" - Fantasyland in Tampa, FL

Doc here with the second Flash Report from now-regular Journal contributor, WM. In his last report, he visited Horse Cave, KY and Theatair X in Clarksville, IN.  This time, it's one of The Good Doctor's favorite establishments, Fantasyland in Tampa.

So enjoy WM's account of his visit to the original Fantasyland...



Sorry about this getting to you late, but I wanted to give you an update on my recent trip to Tampa.  I have heard you and others talk about Fantasyland in Tampa for a while and have been wanting to go, but my schedule hasn't allowed me too. 

4715 North Lois Avenue, Tampa, FL

Finally a few weeks ago I was at the door.  I paid my fee and went into the theater.  There were a few guys already there and no couples.  Over the next couple of hours, a few couples would come in and sit down and the pack of wolves would scurry around them and everytime they would get up and leave.

After a while I left the theater and was sitting in the lounge area playing pool, when this couple came into the lounge.  They sat down out of site from the store and talked.  I went over and introduced myself and we talked for a while.  This was a very nice couple.  They were probably in his late 40's and very attractive.  She was built with nice fake DD's and a body to die for.  They asked me if I wanted to play and I told them yes (what else would I have said!).  They had a fantasy they wanted to play out and I got to help them play it out if I played by their terms.  
Fantasyland's Pool Room

They asked me to go into the theater and sit close to the back and they would come in and sit down close to me.  They knew the guys in there were going to move around trying to get in position to be first or at least the best seat for a view.  They said they would do a little teasing with each other and when they got up, they were moving to one of the private rooms.  They wanted me to wait 5 minutes and walk in on them.  So that's what I did, to the amazement of the guys waiting around their door.

After entering, he had her tits out and were playing with her nipples and I sit down beside her.  She immediately pulled my hard cock out and started stroking both of us in unison.  She was really getting into it as she got naked.  She sucked on me for a while and then her man.  Then we took turns fucking her.  After blowing our loads, we got dressed and returned to the lounge. 

We talked for a while and traded numbers.  I have a more private meeting set up in their home in the coming weeks that I am looking forward to.



Doc here again... Thanks (and congrats as well) to WM for a nicely done report on his Fantasyland visit.  He has more reports in the pipeline, so stay tuned for more from our newest regular contributor.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Good Doctor's Journal?  Just e-mail me directly at All you have to do is tell me the story, and I will format that bad boy into some compelling reading.


Sunday, March 27, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio - NCAA Bracket Buster Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was donning his scuba gear for the last time...

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and all the ships at sea...The Good Doctor is here again with this week's "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  You know the drill: A lead story, a few adult theater related nuggets from across the USA, an opinion or two, and a photo of Dr. Emilio in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

The Lead Story
Renovations at The Paris Theater in Portland to the front section of the auditorium were made public yesterday via Brent at Brent's Theater Tails. A front bedroom-like area will be dubbed "The Arena", which will allow for viewing and gen pop participating (if invited) away from the existing "Couples Oasis".  This is a good thing, since during weekends primarily, the singles guys in the audience can surround the couples area and make some of the attending couples uncomfortable.  I have seen this first hand, and totally agree that it is an issue at The Paris. 

Three things will help this situation (in my opinion):
  1. "The Arena" will help siphon away some of the guys from "The Oasis", thus creating a less intimidating presence by the single guys towards couples just getting warmed up to the environment.
  2. The Paris has a published set of rules for behavior inside the theater.  No standing on the stairs and no cell phones are the two big ones.  The issue is enforcement by the staff @ The Paris.  If the rules are enforced, everyone wins.  Offenders can be escorted out of the theater.  The Paris does a very good job in most areas, but rule enforcement needs to be stepped up.
  3. A dedicated "Couples Only" entrance to the theater which is enforced.
Renovations at The Paris should be completed in the next month, and The Journal will keep an eye on developments in Portland.

The Nuggets
  • Laney from Texas had a very good long weekend at CTs in Gary IN this past week.  She was kind enough to provide The Good Doctor with photos from Friday, Saturday, and Monday's gang bang. Check out the photos HERE and HERE. Hopefully when she makes her next adult theater trip, she will provide your handsome editor with more pics from that event.  The response was great!
  • Las Vegas continues to have the most disappointing adult theater scene despite some of the best adult theater facilities in the country.  A report I received directly this past week showed no straight action whatsoever at Babes, Fantasyworld, or anyplace else for that matter in Vegas. If you have a report to the contrary, please contact me directly (link on the upper right hand side of The Journal).
  • A strong daytime and weeknight streak of couples attending 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park continued this week.  Strong specials help drive traffic there during these times.  The "Couples and Single Ladies Free" Wednesdays have been a hit at this terrific facility in the burbs of Chicago. Highly recommended.
  • Remember to follow me on Twitter... You will get real time adult theater updates from 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, CTs in Gary, and any of the three theaters in the St. Louis area (via my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur).  On Saturday and Sunday mornings, you will get a "Morning QB" Tweet about the previous night's scene. Follow me at Twitter HERE, or at @LizardoJournal on Twitter.  Thanks.
  • The Good Doctor heard from several of the excellent field reporters we have here at the Journal this past week.  We can look forward to reports from OldBeatNik, JaxBchBum, Dr. Luv, and Donny Digital coming down the pike.
  • Coming soon to The Journal of Adult Theaters: A Fantasyland Flash Report by WM, a new Blast From the Past, and lastly a "House Call by Dr. Emilio". It's been awhile since I have filed one, but that comes to an end early this coming week.  Plus many reports as they hit the in box here in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.
Reports Needed!
The Good Doctor needs your reports from your local adult theaters or ABSs.  They can be a recent visit, a report from the past, or a scouting report on an adult theater you have visited.  Just e-mail me at

Lastly, I was looking at my NCAA men's basketball bracket and thinking that it takes a supreme effort and many hour's of study to be in the 18th percentile.  That's me... Dr. Roundball.

Have a great week everyone.


Saturday, March 26, 2011

Flash Report! "Wading In With WM" - Horse Cave, KY & Theatair X in Clarksville, IN

Doc here with a brand new feature here at the Journal... "Wading In With WM". WM will be contributing a series reports on an ongoing basis on his visits to adult theaters. 

So join WM as he wades into Horse Cave, KY and Theatair X in Clarksville, KY.



My travels took me through Kentucky on my way to Louisville for a meeting a few weeks ago.  I stopped at the ABS in Horse Cave, KY (Ed. note: DC Adult Books) and arrived in the early evening, expecting great things.  I stayed for a couple of hours and didn't see any couples come in, but one of the regulars told me that there had been an older couple in that afternoon and stayed for a few hours and left very pleased as did the guys.
The next night I visited Theatair X in Clarksville, IN.  I had heard great things about this place and was hoping that I would get my theater cherry popped while I was there.  I went into the straight theater and all that was there were a few guys and a red headed TS.

Theatair X
4505 Highway 31 E, Clarksville, IN

After being there for a couple of hours, I was ready to go, but held out hope.  My wait paid off as a couple walked in.  I perked up in my second row seat and watched as they walked to the front and settled in right in front of me.  I know she was there for a good time as she was dressed in all black... a trench coat and boots, with very little on under it.  When she shed the coat, she had on a black nightie with no panties. 

They enjoyed the movie for a while and finally started kissing and teasing each other.  Then she slipped of her bra straps and revealed her nice tits. After that he started rubbing her pussy to which she came at least twice.  Then she leaned over and started sucking his cock.  As I peered over my sit, I had a birds eye view of her nice ass, which he was playing with.  As I watched, my patience paid off as he asked me if I would like to touch her ass?   I thought of course and then move up to the seat next to her. 

As I stroked her nice firm ass, I moved my hand down to her super wet pussy, which was very tight.  I gently teased her and gently slipped one finger in.  Then as I slipped a second finger in she moaned loudly.  As I started moving them in and out, she started moving her ass in rhythm.  As she got into it more, I slipped a third and then a fourth finger into her pussy!   She pumped against my hand for a while finally cumming all over it, as she continued sucking her mans cock.
As the crowd of 6 guys around me watched, I didn't want to hog her, so I moved over and sit on the other side of them and the other guys moved in.  By them doing this, it scared her and she froze up and shut off all action.  I had some conversation with them and we said our thanks to each other and they left. 

All in all, great visit and will definitely plan to go back.



Doc here again... Nicely done WM!  There will be more reports in the near future, including one from Fantasyland in Tampa that I will be editing soon (it's a good one!).

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Journal, just like WM did?  Just e-mail your best buddy, The Good Doctor at I'll do the rest...


Friday, March 25, 2011

Public Service Announcement: Exciting Changes @ The Paris Theater and Area

Doc here with a PSA from The Paris Theater and Brent in Portland.  I think it's both exciting and self-explanatory.

Here you go...


Voodoo Doughnuts, located next door to The Paris Theater, 6 SW 3d Ave. Portland OR, will be closed for remodeling for 5 weeks. When it reopens, the entrance will be around the corner so there won't always be a huge crowd standing near the entrance to the theater. That should make walking into The Paris a little more discreet. Also it should free up a lot of the parking around the theater.

Inside the theater, the area around the stage is being opened up and a bed is going to be installed. It will be an open area which means the couples and single ladies will have to be sure to lay down the rules before the guys lay down their tools. The usual rules of theater sex etiquette will still apply, i.e. No means no, be clean and trim your nails, condoms required unless stated otherwise, if you aren't ready step aside, no cell phones or cameras. Mainly, respect the other person, read the signals (sometimes a lady loves a little cluster action, or another type of edgy theater sex activity ) and have fun on top of the new furniture at The Paris.


Doc here again... In a follow-up notice, the new area by the stage will be called The Arena. The area in front of the stage has never been fully ultilized, but that will change with The Arena.  Bravo Ray!


Blast From The Past: Old Marine Corps Guy on The Crest Theater in Oceanside, CA

Doc here with a great "Blast From The Past" from our good friend Old Marine Corps Guy. There is probably no one associated with The Good Doctor's Journal who has more knowledge of the golden days of adult theaters that OMCG.  In his days as Young Marine Corps Guy out in California, he was at the epicenter of the adult theater scene.  

For long time readers of the Journal, you will remember his tales from The Pussycat Theater in LA (where he had multiple run-ins with an "A" list television star in the early 80's), or his legendary experience with Jamie Gillis and two Asian hotties at another adult theater.  We are lucky to have OMCG tell his tales here at The Journal.

Without further ado, here is OMCG doing his best "Three's Company" impersonation at (of all places) an adult theater in California.


Most of us who are into, “this thing of ours”, lead two separate lives.  One that we project to all the “citizens” that we interact with in our daily lives, and another life that most of use keep to ourselves, and that’s the one that we spend in the back row of some sleazy porn theater (my favorite kind!). 
Back in the heyday of “porn play” (the mid-70s) I was stationed at Camp Pendleton Marine Corps Base near Oceanside, California.  I lived off base in an apartment in Oceanside.  Not the nicest in town because I didn’t have a lot of money (I was only an E-6 then), but not the worst either.  One of the neighbors I had there were a married couple named Trish and Bill.  Both of them were accountants and were members of Tall Clubs International.  Trish was mid-30’s, short dark brown hair, and a very pleasant, professional attitude.  She was about 6’ 2” with a BIG pair of “D” cup boobs.  Bill was probably over 6’ 6”, mid 40’s, and very quiet.  We never were great neighbors but always said hi when we saw each other in the hallways or the garage.

One night when I had liberty, I was in the Crest Theater on Coast Hwy. in downtown Oceanside.  The Crest was an old time movie theater that was HUGE.  It must have had 500 or 600 seats on the main floor and another 300 or 400 up in the balcony.  There wasn’t much going on and very few people in the theater so I was just watching the movie and stroking my cock.  I wasn’t paying much attention to anything but the movie when all of a sudden I hear the thing most of us never want to hear, “Hey Bill, there’s our neighbor Carl”.  I look over to the isle and there are Bill and Trish standing there.  I didn’t know what to do.  I was really embarrassed.  I tried to covertly put my dick back in my pants, but Bill laughed and said, “Don’t put it away, Trish loves those”.  They walked down my isle and sat down with Trish right next to me.  You have to remember, they had always seemed like very straight-laced people to me and that we were just casual neighbors.

Crest Theater
Oceanside, CA circa 1983
 Well, as soon as they sat down, Bill pulled Trish’s top down to show me her beautiful tits, he grinned at me and asked if I liked them (Who Wouldn’t?!?)  Trish reached over and started rubbing my cock and asked me to take it out.  Well, Marines have always been, “First to Fight”, so I figured, “First to Fuck” would follow along with the tradition.
I took out my dick and Trish started giving me a hand job while Bill played with her tits and pulled up her skirt (it didn’t have far to go, it was already a short one).  I reached over to her pussy and she spread those long legs real wide to give me all the access I wanted.  She was already very wet and hot.  While I was playing in Trish’s pussy, Bill stood up and Trish started to suck his cock..  After he got hard he had Trish stand up and bend over so he could fuck her from behind while she leaned over and started to suck me off.  This went on for a while and then Bill asked me if I wanted to switch.  You Bet!!!  So Trish turned her ass to me she started to suck Bills dick.  I don’t have the biggest dick in town, but it amazed me that for as big as she was that her pussy was so tight.  It felt great.
Well, this didn’t go on too long before I told her that I was ready to cum.  Bill told me to cum inside her, so that’s what I did (remember, this was long before AIDS was invented).  As soon as I finished Trish sat down, scooted forward in the seat and Bill got down between her legs and started sucking her pussy (and my cum).  That kind of shocked me, but I figured freaks are freaks, so…….  I started playing with her nipples while Bill sucked her pussy and made Trish cum.   After that we all straightened up they asked me to come back to their apartment for a drink.  We got back to their place and had a drink and another fuck. 
What started off to be one of the most embarrassing moments of my life turned out to be a great time, and they turned out to be VERY good neighbors.  :o)


Doc here again... Thank you again OMCG for the kind of adult theater tale only you could tell.  We all look forward to your next installment of your "Blasts From The Past".

Do you have an adult theater experience from days gone past...The 70's, the 80's, the 90's, the 00's?  If so, do what OMCG did... Drop The Good Doctor an e-mail at I love these type of reports, and so do the thousands of readers The Journal is viewed by every week.  So dust off your brains and put fingers to keyboard.  We'd love to hear from you.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Flash Report: Brent's Theater Tails - "Midweek Recap"

Doc here with a repost from this morning courtesy of Brent in Portland.  Brent's Theater Tails is home to the poet laureate of this thing of ours', and Brent's mid-week recap is a good one...

Enjoy while munching on a VooDoo donut...


So far this week the theater sex action has been good at The Paris Theater in Portland Oregon. I did not make it down there on Monday but I learned that a young blond came in with her man and played very well with the theater gangstas. She stole their jizz with her mouth and pussy one dick at a time, in the couples oasis. Then it was a free for all on The Paris stage, an area of the theater that doesn't get as much play as it used to. There were 10 or 11 guys there, decent for a Monday. Too bad another lady or couple didn't show up. It sounds like the stage girl could have used some help.

The 8:12 PM flag on Tuesday represented a big big guy escorting a small thin, pretty woman with dark hair, smooth skin, nice ass shaved pussy with a pretty piece of hood jewelry, and nipples that were like hard candy. There weren't that many guys there at the time. 2 young men fucked her- one had a long thin penis and after he came , he removed his condom and she sucked him with her sweet hot lips and got him off a second time. She definitely could have used a few more hard dicks to fuck and suck.
The next flag was a very pretty couple who stayed for 20 minutes at the most. She had auburn hair and looked a little like Lara Logan.

On their way out they passed another couple coming in. I was hoping they would do an "about face" but they didn't.

The next couple was a young black lad, well built and good looking. His girl was young and sexy, dressed casually in jeans and a shirt. She looked a tiny bit like Mariah Carey but thinner. They sat and watched the movie for a long time. After a while she got a little frisky and started playing with his cock. She pulled down her jeans a little and he gave her a swat on her smooth round ass. She had on black thong panties. He slipped his hand inside of them and finger banged her while she sucked his cock.
Two very pretty girls came dancing into The Paris. The blond had on a short dress and her tits were falling out. She was pretty like "Something About Mary" She said to her friend, a cute girl with dark hair, "That's where the couples sit. This is where the single women sit and that out there is where the guys sit. But we can really sit wherever we want to."

"The last time I was in here, this guy stood at the top of the stairs, took out his penis- it was really big- and laid it on the railing right in front of us. Then he just left it there."

They laughed and ran into the all male theater for a minute. Then they came back and said goodbye to the crowd. The black guy who was with the young girl said something to them and the blond quickly flashed her tits. Then they left, headed towards more fun and frolic down the road. It was just like a "Girls Gone Wild" video.

Their visit inspired the Mariah Carey girl and she started getting busy with her man. She knew she had to step up her game. Besides , by this time she was very turned on. Those smooth fingers in her pussy had worked their magic. Now she was naked except for her top and he was fucking her in all kinds of positions. He fucked her so good and spanked her ass so lovingly that she got a little confused and started calling him "Daddy" as in "fumk me daddy."

"Ha Ha" I laughed, he's not her daddy. He is practically the same age as her. Ha Ha. She is all mixed up from the great fucking he is giving her. She thinks it's her daddy. And now she is so excited she can't even say "fuck me" any more. She is saying "fumk muh." "Ha Ha".

She was sopping wet, her eyes were filled with desire and her face was contorted with lust. he brought her down close to the rail just inches from my leering face. Then he worked his hand in and of her sweet honey pot quickly and rhythmically until she squirted pussy juice all over a paper towel. It was a fantastic sight. But looking back on it now, I realize I missed a great opportunity.

Damn! I should have asked if I could use that towel to wipe my face. Oh well. It is probably better that I didn't. A bunch of stray cats would have probably followed me home.

It was past midnight when I left. The young couple was still playing in the couples section and the clerk had shut off the movie. I think they may have been the only ones left in the theater.

Hopefully, tomorrow, Wicked Wednesday, will be just as good as Monday and Tuesday at The Paris, maybe even better. Ms Full swing is planning a visit and she needs a lot of clean hard dicks and a lot of sweet and savory pussy to satisfy her enormous lust.

So come on down. Couples and single ladies enjoy free admission with membership and all other tickets are good for twelve hours.


Thanks again Brent for painting the picture for us on the happenings inside The Paris Theater in downtown Portland. You know the one... It's right next to that donut place.


Monday, March 21, 2011

Flash Report! Laney's Nooner GB Photos @ CTs in Gary

Doc here with a little bonus for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Laney from Texas wrapped up her 4-day trip/gang bang marathon with a noontime visit to CTs Adult Theater in Gary.  Laney was kind enough to send along 4 brand new photos from today's nooner. 

These are hot off the plate, so watch your hands... Enjoy.

Doc here again... The thank you's from members of the CTs Yahoo Group to Laney have starting coming into the group.  One of the things about CTs that the Good Doctor appreciates is the courtesy the guys give the women who come to this very hardcore theater.  If there was a national "Good Sportsmanship" award for this thing of ours', CTs would probably win.

I also would like to thank Laney personally for sending The Good Doctor the photos from Friday, Saturday, and today's event.  You are the best!

If you have a report from Laney's GB this past weekend, write up a quick report and send it to me at  I will push it to the front of the que.


Blast From The Past from The Captain: The Lyell Theater in Rochester, NY

Doc here with an exceptional Blast From The Past from our good seaworthy friend and field reporter, The Captain.

This BFTP hits home for The Good Doctor, since I too have visited the subject of this report, the long gone Lyell Theater in Rochester, NY.  Back in the early 1990's, I made several visits to this venue with (at times) spectacular results.  Reading The Captain's log entry sure brought back memories for your host.

So sit back, take a Dramamine®, and enjoy your cruise with The Captain.



Back in the early 90's when I was just a young seaman of 20, I was in my 3rd year of my studies at a university in Rochester, NY. Leaving downtown Rochester heading through the ghetto to get a famous "Garbage Plate" at Nick Tahou's off Lyell Ave., I'd pass an old theater in a strip mall. The lighted marquee outside had beat up letters proclaiming  "No One Under 21" - which caught my attention.

I started counting the days until my 21st birthday in anticipation of what I might see inside. Finally about 6 months and 3 weeks later it was time... I had a Friday afternoon free on a sunny September day, I cashed my paycheck form my part-time job and headed to the "movies".

The Lyell Theater
Rochester, NY
Circa 1987

I pulled into the parking lot and tried to "park discreetly" - I put my sunglasses on and headed through the double doors. I stepped inside and it was pretty dark - I took my sunglasses off and noticed a blonde in her 40's behind the ticket window glass. My hand was shaking as I took my wallet out of my shorts and handed her the $20 bill through the half-circle at the bottom of the window. I won't forget how warm her hands were when she grabbed mine and pressed the change of bills back into my hand. She smiled and said "don't be so nervous, hon" as she pointed me towards the theater.

I could hear the moaning sounds from the video that was playing and I followed them almost hypnotized.

I saw the men's room as I headed towards the theater and decided to make a pit stop and give my eyes a few more minutes to adjust. I opened the door to the men's room and 3 guys were standing in a circle with their cocks out being serviced by a curly haired brunette BBW with huge boobs hanging out of her
tank top. I froze in place with the door half-open and my jaw dropped - I stepped back and let the door close - the 3 men laughed at seeing my disbelief - this was totally unexpected and AWESOME. I stepped back through the door and proceed to take care of draining my nervous bladder stealing glances over my shoulder as the sucking sounds intensified into a load being release onto the woman's breasts.

I finished up and left the bathroom, not knowing at the time proper etiquette would have been to have not zipped up and to have joined the festivities.

I went into the theater and saw the grainy VCR playback projected up on the huge screen. The theater looked empty, it was so dark. I made my way about half way down the aisle and felt around for a place to sit down. As I sat down I was pushed back up by two hands - not realizing I had almost sat in a guys lap.

I moved a few rows down towards the front and felt more carefully for a seat. Thinking it was me and the other guy in the theater I unzipped and started stroking myself watching the movie. After about ten minutes, I turned my around to see what else was in the theater darkness. By now my eyes had adjusted and I saw a group of 6 guys at the back of the theater facing in a half circle away from the screen. I got up and shuffled down the row to the other side and walked to the back to see what was happening.

A small Mexican woman was enthusiastically sucking one of the cocks, doing a twisting motion with her small hands with each back and forth in her mouth. I was thrilled at the sight and immediately unzipped. The first guy came and another stepped up to take his place, he came and she looked up at me and smiled - I don't remember all the details of what she looked like - but within a split second I had dropped anchor in her mouth was getting my compass needle polished.

Being as nervous as I was it didn't take long for me to unload and I saw her swallow and smile up at me as she grabbed the next cock over. I didn't realize I had probably experienced a theater veteran that afternoon.

I stayed for about 15 more minutes before I was freezing cold from the A/C blasting, having worn shorts, a t-shirt and sandals. I left wanting to tell someone, anyone about what I did that afternoon - On my way out the blonde at the counter smiled and waved me over. It was then I noticed she was reading a
swingers magazine (remember those printed blind mailbox ads before the internet???) - She told me there was another theater in-town (The Monroe) and I should try to go there on a Saturday night because couples came there and were looking to meet single guys. I said "wow thanks!" with my eyes popping out of my head with surprise and headed back to my townhouse on campus not able to tell a soul about what I did that afternoon.

The Captain

PS - I've attached a picture from 1987 of the Lyell - it's just a bookstore now - no theater.

I've also attached a picture of my preferred mode of transportation - The Wally
Power Yacht - makes women wetter than the rumble of a Corvette or the thrill of being on the
back of a Ducati.

The Wally Power Yacht


Doc here again... The Captain is spot on in his description of The Lyell.  Cold in the winter, colder in the summer.  The area in back he described was a focal point of much of the action at The Lyell.  It was a mezzanine area behind a half wall that was well lit with a blue-ish meon light under the railing.  More than one time I saw a lovely lady on her knees working a semi-circle of guys.  It was also my impression that some of the women who frequented The Lyell were dancers from the strip club that used to be at the far end of the same plaza (according to a regular I talked with one night).

Thanks again to The Captain for pulling into the dock here at The Journal and giving us a great BFTP.

Do you have a Blast From The Past?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at That's what The Captain did... Why not you?


Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: Summer Movie Preview Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was posing poolside at a photo shoot when he was accosted by a accordion player and his tiny monkey...

Doc here with this week's edition of AFMWDE... The format remains the same: The Lead Story, a few nuggets from this thing of ours', an opinion or two in the Op-Ed section, and a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place. Plus a special announcement is located at the end of the report.

Let's get started...

The Lead Story
Laney from Texas hit the Chicagoland area by storm on Friday, and her long hard weekend is hitting the home stretch.  By all accounts, her visits to CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN have been a great success.  And judging from the incredible # of hits I am getting on her HOT photos from Friday night, you are enjoying them too!

I will do my best to see if Laney will share any more photos from Saturday, Sunday, or Monday's visit to CTs

The Nuggets
  • The past week has been very busy at undisputed #1 adult theater in the country, The Paris Theater in Portland.  Weeknight fun, coupled with the usual weekend craziness, makes The Paris a must visit to anyone finding themselves in the pacific northwest.  The staff here at the Journal (OK, me) will keep our eyes peeled for new reports from Brent or floyd on this weekend's activity.
  • The Summit Adult Theater in Warren, OH also is picking up some serious steam as far as couples visits to their facility.  I will do my best to secure some reports from northeastern Ohio's premier adult theater.
  • Last weekend, there was an appearance by the Fort Wayne Girls at CTs in Gary.  To the uninitiated, the FWGs are a tandem of a short sexy blonde with an athletic build (almost like a gymnast), and her friend, a tall attractive brunette. The Ying and Yang of this thing of ours'. Yesterday, the blonde posted this nice message to the CTs Yahoo Group:  "HEY guys Just wanted to say thanks to all who came out on the 12th to fuck me, I loved it and look forward to my return , you guys were great and best fucking crowd (literally) I have had since I have been cumming there....WOW. Hope to do it again soon. Sorry it took so long to say thankz!!
    FW blondie"  
  • With the NCAA tournament in Chicago this weekend, I thought that there might be extra couples action at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park. However, looking at the numbers (posts in their Yahoo Group), it was business as usual.  Busy, but not crazy.
  • If you have any specific adult theater oriented questions for The Good Doctor, please feel free to e-mail me directly at  Those of you that have can attest that I get back to you quickly, and with the information you ask for.  It's my pleasure to help.
  • Keep your eyes peeled for a great Blast From The Past report from our good friend The Captain, hitting The Journal Monday morning. 
  • Thanks to Bill for the first Fantasyland II Field Report. His report and photo were greatly appreciated, and we look forward to his next reports.
  • On a personal note, I am still holding fast on what I gave up for Lent: Wake boarding. Only a few more weeks to go.
I Still Need Reports
Thanks to the great reports received last week from you, the good readers of The Journal. 

However... I still need more.  Blasts From The Past, Field Reports, and Flash Reports are always needed to feed the monster which is this thing of ours'.  Remember...You are the eyes and ears in the field for The Good Doctor.  Send those reports to me at

And Finally...
The Good Doctor can now reveal that back in February, during a two week period where there were few if any updates to The Journal, I was filming a movie.  I was under a non-disclosure agreement, and could not say anything until now.

Well, I can now officially announce that coming this summer...

The film will feature some of the major players on The Journal of Adult Theaters... It's the story of a boy from a small Sicilian fishing village, who immigrated to the USA with the hopes and dreams to strike it big in Hollywood. And Hollywood ate him out and spit him out.

Instead, he started a blog about adult theaters...And his dreams finally came true.

Have a great week everyone!


Saturday, March 19, 2011

Flash Report! Pics From Laney's Gang Bang at CTs on Friday 3/18

Doc here with a special weekend treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Last night Laney from Texas began her long, hard weekend at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  From all reports, she had all the hard cock she wanted last night.

Early this evening Laney made several pics from last night at CTs available to The Good Doctor for publication.  Consider these a preview of what you can still have if you make it to CTs tonight (Saturday), Sunday, or early Monday.  Her visit hours will be after the pics.

The pics are hi-res, so click on them to ENLARGE.

Laney's schedule at CTs:
Saturday 8pm to Midnight
Sunday Night........7pm to 11pm
Monday lunch ....11am to 1pm

So ladies and gentlemen, if you can, I think visiting CTs in Gary and saying hello to Laney will be worth everyone's while.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.