Speaking of New Jersey, one cannot mention this state without mentioning the awesome Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ. One of the legendary locations in this thing of ours, it is plugging right along providing a great place to fly one's freak flag.
Senior Journal of Adult Theaters reporter, Dry Clean Only, is back and better than ever with this report from a mid-week visit to BNA. Spoiler alert: It was pretty awesome.
Take it away, Dry Clean Only!
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Doc, unfortunately I don't have the time right now to be Angela Lansbury so please forgive me for a rather direct, but significant, update from the field.
I wanted to let everyone know that BNA, especially on a weeknight, rarely disappoints. Actually my other reports in BNA have been weeknights, too, including my favorite fall 2015 story, which has provided me many a night of sweet dreams since.
While the early bird may get the worm, the late bird got the feast this past Wednesday 11/8/17!
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| Berlin News Agency Berlin, NJ |
I arrived at approximately 8 p.m., unfortunately I had figured on an earlier arrival time, but business obligations were what they were. Upon my arrival, Paul was at the front desk, and greeted me like the regular that I wish I were, and told me with a wink that I would have some material for a good report even at this relatively quiet time of week and early hour of the evening. I knew something must be up because the parking lot was quite full. However none of my radar posts had indicated any activity would be taking place.
I entered the theater to find the beautiful sight of a couple sitting in the last row of the theater room, with her bare legs up on the backs of the seats in front of her, and her husband sitting next to her fingering her as they watched the movie.
It was amazing that the moment was not ruined by The Usual Suspects --- apparently tonight's audience was a trained crowd. The guys showed remarkable restraint in not encroaching upon them despite what a draw they were.
I took a quick stroll to the back of the other portion of the theater and found a large BBBW (big black beautiful woman) on her back, naked, being pleasured slowly by two attentive (white) gents. That wasn't exactly my scene, but our lady friend in the main theater was, so ...
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| BNA - Main Theater Room |
... I took a seat towards the front row of the theater, and the were probably three guys in the room, as well, plus a couple more standing in the periphery of the place.
I was able to glance back now and then over several minutes to watch the pleasure while this couple enjoyed themselves and the movie, but the they got up and she pulled her dress down over her bottom and legs, and walked to the large padded table at the back of the theater! She pulled her thin dress up to her neck, exposing everything, and her clothed husband reclined her on to the table and buried his face between her slender legs.
I believe she was the same woman from a report I owe. 5' 4” 105lbs 48yo fantastic body and tits. Classy straight shoulder length black hair and tasteful makeup and jewelry. She was in the Top 3 bods of all my theater visits. Definitely a hotwife.
As writhed on the table, caressing her tits and nipples. The guys casually but swiftly circled the table, cocks in hand, as we enjoyed this sight. Wednesday was such a great contrast to a busy event night: everyone had plenty of personal space to be up close and enjoy the view.
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| BNA - Playlounge |
I whispered in her ear to ask if it was ok for us to touch her beautiful breasts and she agreed, but just a minute later softly pushed us back. She also motioned me to come closer and asked me, of all the guys, a question, which was quite flattering.
Over ten minutes her husband brought her intense pleasure for all of us to enjoy, and we watched her have a fantastic orgasm. He pulled her up by her hands and outstretched arms as she tried to collect herself, and embraced her for a bit, before pulling her dress back down and walking off into the night. Wow!
Doc, she needs an engraved invitation to 15th, STAT! (ed. note: Working on the invite now!)
We boys go back to the routine, checking in again upon the back corner where soft pleasures have given way to a spit roast.
As a couple of us pass some time by the PacMan machine, I was told that our heroine had put on a display prior to my arrival, one that included sucking off her husband as the audience watched, and the guy I was speaking with. Message to the newbies: a reminder that not everyone is in the theater for a Savage gangbang; be patient, accepting, and respectful.
It's not even 9pm yet and we were now in passing time mode. I checked out the arcade section for some variety and was pleasantly surprised upon my return a little while later to the theater that two new couples had joined. Both attractive and younger. One was not yet 30 I suspect. They didn't last long but to my surprise came back. They watched the TV's for a while then off to the arcade, where she sucked a few guys off in the buddy booths.
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| BNA - Arcade Area |
The other couple also ended up in the arcade, putting on a show through the hole, and also taking some cock through it I hear.
But then our 30ish couple returned to the theater nooks again where she sucked her bf's solid tool ... Both fully clothed. I asked if they'd like an audience and moved in after the "of course" nod. She was sitting on the bench, he was standing. It was fun to stroke just a few feet away, catching her glimpse as she worked her bf over. He sat down and I asked if she'd like some caressing. And, they allowed me to move in and sit next to her as she did her thing, occasionally coming up for air and a view of the TV. Then, they decided to go back to the booths, where she finished him off such that several of us could see her do so through the hole.
Two more couples were present. One I lost track of, and the other was a very attractive black couple who set up shop in the new Red Room; she gave and he received, and gave she did. Their late arrival though did not leave them much time to get down, due to 12am closing time, but they did great.
Box Score: All in all 8 couples from 730pm on a Wednesday night was great! Two early birds and then a flurry of activity from 11pm to close. A regular I had met earlier in the night by the PacMan machine was convinced the hottie milf from 830pm would be the last of the night, and he left at 1030p.
I almost did, too, twice, over the subsequent half hour, and I am glad I didn't.
Patience is always rewarded by The Theater Gods.
And, Doc, a few items of import:
Last Saturday was the grand opening of the new Red Room. It's a lot like the one at 15th but with lower ceiling, larger table (5 ladies long side by side), a nice bathroom, a straight-porn TV, and an open-booth in a dark corner with a very generous hole in the wall .. I can imagine a lot of fun here. I tried it out, though no one was around, and know it will get lots of use. The room is adjacent to the "gay tv room", making it essentially behind the PacMan Machine
Also, there are a number of BNA events. The next one is 7pm to midnight on Saturday November 18, $25. They typically get 25 couples. Light refreshments and all doors open. It's their Fall Festival. A festivus for the rest of us!
And, Saturday afternoons are all doors open for $10 9am to 6pm
Finally, shout out to @MSexualHealer aka Anaconda for trying to help a brother out. My luck for daytime exploits is well known to all readers, especially after last month's at attending K's "christening" on a Thursday ... I was six miles away but couldn't escape. Anaconda advised me in advance that his listening posts told of a good scene on tap for Thursday's activities at lunchtime at BNA. Of course, I was proximal, but tied up. He later confirmed a half dozen couples descended upon the place for an extended nooner that day. (A three orgasm lunch?!) Ugh.
I wish Iived closer.
~DCO~
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Doc here again... Many, many thanks to my good friend Dry Clean Only for another top shelf report from the front lines. Love how he gets in the middle of the scene, is respectful, and seems to rarely miss a great time. Well played, sir!
A Wednesday night with that much action is a good indicator of the overall scene at BNA. Anecdotal intel I get from there lately has been all positive, from both single and couples. A return trip to BNA is on my to-do list for 2018. In the meantime, check out their month events!
Thanks,
Doc
