Saturday, September 24, 2011

Flash Report: Spongebob No Pants on Romantix in Grand Rapids, MI

Doc here with another first time reporter here at The Journal, and he's not even wet behind the ears: Spongebob No Pants. SB is a newcomer to thins thing of ours, and he's doing it the right way by being patient.  That is the first rule of adult theaters, and for good reason. 

SB's first report focuses on Romantix in Battle Creek, MI.  I have been to this great ABS/theater facility, and it's a super clean one at that.  Small mini-theater, great video arcade with gloryholes, and discreet off-street parking.  Very couples friendly.

Check out SB's report below and I will catch you on the other side...


Hello Good Doctor,

I have been reading your blog for a while how hoping that someday I would have something to share with your readers.  Well it finally happened a week ago at the Romantix Theater (690 W. Michigan Ave) in Battle Creek, MI. 

I live near by (about 20 miles away, so once in awhile I drive over to Romantix hoping to enjoy some couple action.  Monday night early I was sitting in the theater section watching Screw My Wife Please, and there were two other guys in the theater.  I was about to give up and go home when in walks an older couple, maybe around 50.  As would be expected they stood by the wall letting their eyes adjust and watching the movie, they were close to me – so close that I could reach out and touch them.

Well it didn’t take long for the two of them to start playing with each other, she seemed to be the instigator starting to rub her man pulling out his dick for a good sucking.  I looked up at the guy and he smiled at me.  I took that as a signal that he was cool, so I began fondling her legs, ass and pussy through her tight jeans.  This went on for a while until the guy moved her to the seat directly in front of me, she turned to her right and continued to suck the guy while he stood. 

I decided what the Hell, and reached forward lifting her shirt and exposing her breasts.  She enjoyed the fondling, and I enjoyed the show!  She turn around briefly giving me a come hither look so I stood up dropped my pants, she wasted no time sucking my cock working between her man and me alternately.  The other two guys joined in one removing her pants and eating her pussy and the other making his dick available for her to also suck, he must have been reading because it didn’t take long for his to shoot his load.  The pussy eater pulled his dick out and slipped it in, this was all I could take blowing my load in her mouth.

What a great first time experience, I can’t wait to go back, but I know as always I will have to be patient.



Thanks to Spongebob for a great first time report from Romantix in Battle Creek.  We look forward to many more reports from you, sir. Check out my House Call Report from last year HERE for more info on Romantix.

Thanks again to all the creatures under the sea.