Saturday, December 29, 2018

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor on Party Announcements & Integrity

Doc here, a man who some say would give almost anything for a slice of cheese and pepperoni right now...

I absolutely hate that I need to write this, but it is important that I do. 

Part of The Good Doctor's mission on God's green Earth is to provide a reliable source for anything related to this thing of ours (the adult theater scene to you new readers). This information can take the shape of: 
  • Field Reports (information about a specific adult theater or ABS). 
  • Flash Reports (what happened on a specific day or night at an adult theater/ABS).
  • Visit Announcements (an appearance by a specific lady/couple/group) at a specific adult theater or ABS.
  • and...Party Announcements (announcements or updates on upcoming special events at the biggest and best adult theaters in the US & Canada, sometimes hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators). 
I work very hard to ensure that this information is a) accurate, b) timely, and c) coming from a reliable & vetted source. The last thing I want (or need for that matter) is bad intel driving you, the good readers of The Journal, to an adult theater or ABS under false pretenses or with incorrect information. That's why I vet my sources, and I'm real picky on what gets published on The Journal of Adult Theaters, and by whom. 

It's come to my attention there were several readers out there who thought some recent party information that was sloppily cut and pasted to several Fetlife Groups was from me. Not accurate. Look at who wrote the posts. 

When it comes to Fetlife, 15th Ave. Adult Theater party information will come from only two authorized sources:
  • EmilioLizardo1
  • Twistingly
Once again, I apologize for any mis-information out there from an unauthorized party.  Please feel free to e-mail me with any questions.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Return of The Cunning Linguist at Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY in Early December 2018

Doc here, a man who some say knows that Morrie's wigs never come off...

2018 has been the year featuring the return of many prodigal sons & daughters (of The Journal). Bob in Biloxi, JaxBchBum, G.K. Arby, Tina from CTs, and many more. Another member of this group from my old stomping grounds of upstate NY has re-emerged as well, and that us The Cunning Linguist.

I do not get regular reports from upstate NY with any regularity, so when The Cunning Linguist popped back up, I twirled my thick mustache and polished my aviators. 

Please welcome back to The Journal The Cunning Linguist!

***

Doc,

I had a meeting end far earlier than expected, and took a trip to Video Liquidators (ed. note: address in the adult theater database) in Buffalo, NY. It was my first visit in a long, long time. 
Video Liquidators
Buffalo, NY

I paid my $$ entered the large theatre (ed. note: VL features two good-sized theaters, with one, The Pussycat Theater, being the largest). There was a couple there 2 weeks ago yesterday (early December); she was getting off using a vibrator and dildo, squirting everywhere. Only other guys in the theater were her man and some troll. 

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Updated! Visit Announcement! TONIGHT! The Sexual Athletes at The Art Cinema in Hartford on Thursday 12/27/18 at 7pm (with NEW PICS) !

Updated 12/27/18 at 2pm: Doc here with an update on Thursday's visit to The mighty Art Cinema in Hartford at 7pm by my good friends The Sexual Athletes!

How about 2 BRAND NEW PICS of Mrs. Sexual Athlete to feast your eyes on?  The Good Doctor has your back...

The Good Doctor cannot think of a better way to shake off that post-holiday hangover than a visit to The Art Cinema by The Sexual Athletes!

Thursday 12/27/18 at 7pm ET!

Thanks,
Doc

***

Doc here with a timely holiday-flavored Visit Announcement for one of the hottest couples you'll ever run across!

My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be hitting The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT this Thursday 12/27/18 at 7pm!  Mrs. Sexual Athlete is a sight to behold... 



Told you so...

Make sure you join them at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford this Thursday, 12/27/18 at 7pm!  And as always, tell them "Doc sent me!"

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Raygun Drops in for Happy Hour with D&M at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 12/18/18!

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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Christmas Present #2! Flash Report! Anaconda and Dry Clean Only Escort The Desire Couple to Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH on 11/29/18

Doc here, a man who some say has changed his hair style only twice in his lifetime. And IT WORKS BABY!

Earlier this Christmas Day, The Good Doctor published a first-time report from the terrific @Desire_Couple on their trips to Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH. The first trip in October was a good first time visit there, but attendance was not what was hoped for. 

In late November, with the assistance of senior Journal scribes Anaconda and Dry Clean Only, this was remedied and a great time was had by all, most importantly by the @Desire_Couple !

Anaconda is here with his take on the successful 2nd evening at Past Times!

It's time to open Christmas present #2!

***

Hi Doc,
Since our first theater visit together on October 1st, I have been keeping up with Desire Couple (@Desire_Couple) and collaborating with them on the next step in their adult theater journey. That step occurred almost exactly 2 months later, November 29th at the familiar confines of Pasttimes in Steubenville, OH. We wrangled DCO (@DryCleanOnly99) as well, and the 4 of us began an advertising/recruiting campaign across multiple platforms. We were determined to get a bigger and better crowd than the first time around.

Christmas Present #1! First-Time Couple's Flash Report! Mr. & Mrs. Desire Couple at Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say will always find the time to put a little something under the tree on Christmas Day...

In this case my friends, The Good Doctor will place a couple of terrific reports under the Lizardo Tree for you.

First up is a long overdue publishing of a great report from relative newcomers to this thing of ours, the terrific @Desire_Couple . While they have gotten their feet wet in the scene, this visit was a step up in the degree of difficulty. Will they rise to the challenge? Who will be there to coach them along?

Let's find out...

***

Hi Doc,

While we are still newbies when it comes to visiting and playing in adult theaters, we have even less experience writing a report for the Journal but wanted to take our best shot at sharing the details of our recent visits with readers of the @LizardoJournal blog.

We are Mr. and Mrs. Desire Couple (@Desire_Couple) and our journey into this thing of ours actually started over the summer with a visit to Fantasyland in Tampa. We had never been a bookstore with a theater/gloryholes so this proved to be a great learning experience for us. Although we didn’t end up playing that night, we did get a great feel for the atmosphere on a weekend night. 


As we learned later, it would have also been helpful to go with an experienced guide like Journal writers Anaconda (@MSexualhealer) and DCO (@DryCleanOnly99). This would be our strategy for our next theater visit on October 1st, 2018.

We began talking with Anaconda on Twitter and he recommended checking out Pasttimes in Steubenville, Ohio. After some back and forth conversation we decided to set it up for a Monday afternoon (10/1). Over the weeks leading up to our visit, we joined Anaconda in placing a few ads on various platforms to promote our visit and explain what we would be looking for when we arrived. 

Monday, December 24, 2018

Hanging of the Wreath of Khan - A Journal Night Before Christmas Tradition!


Doc here, a man who some say loves all the grand holiday traditions: decorating the tree, Christmas shopping, and having sexy ladies reach deep into Santa's Secret Sack for a Christmas surprise. 

But two traditions stand tall here at The Journal of Adult Theaters...


The first is the hanging of The Wreath of Khan.  At The Journal's HQ, nestled deep in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college, all the Lizardo's gather 'round as we hang the Wreath of Khan on The Journal's front door. 
The other grand holiday tradition is the reading of The Night Before Christmas. This version is slightly different as one might suspect (Rated R for harsh language and sexual situations). 

Here, to add to your holiday experience, please enjoy...
~~~
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Lizardo HQ
Not a hotwife was stirring, no cause for hullabaloo;
The fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that The Good Doctor soon would be there;

The theater patrons were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of GBs & bukkake danced in their heads;
And a smokeshow in her thong, and I in my lab coat & cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the parking lot of that local adult theater,
I sprang up to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of a sexy young smokeshow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature Lizardo 4000, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old paesan, ringing a bell,
I knew in a moment it must be Doctor L.
More rapid than zippers this was the game,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, TWIZZLER! now, QUIRKY GIRL! now, SIMONE and MRS. BIG O!
On, AMAZING LIZ! on KIM_IN_PUBLIC! on, JEAN and GLORYHOLE NANCY!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now flash away! flash away! flash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top these sexy women flew,
With a black SUV full of sex toys, and Dr. L too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard a little squeal
The prancing and pawing of each little high heel.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Lizardo came with a bound.

He was dressed all in lab coat why we don't know,
What's that on his sleeve - thank God it's just snow;
A bundle of sex toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- hidden behind shades, and his mustache-rides how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, what was he, a consigliere!
The strain on his lab coat had taken quite a toll,
And the hair of his 'stache was as dark as the coal;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; no time for a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his SUV, to his vixens gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard Dr. Lizardo exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
~~~

Merry Christmas everyone!

Thanks,
Doc
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Monday, December 17, 2018

Freeze Frame! The Lovely A has Joined Twitter! Let's Celebrate with 11 Pics!

Doc here with a now-rare Freeze Frame Report, but there has never been a better reason to publish one!

One of the new rock stars that debuted in 2018 was The Lovely A, one half of the terrific couple known as L&A. She has been the subject of multiple reports, and they are regulars at select Lizardo parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

Well, The Lovely A is now on Twitter (make sure you follow her!), and to celebrate The Good Doctor is publishing a portfolio of The Lovely A's hottest images!

Thanks,
Doc
The Lovely A
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Visit Announcement! D&M at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago TODAY (Monday 12/17/18) at 4pm (w/PICS)

Doc here with a last minute but TOTALLY worth it Visit Announcement for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for TODAY, Monday December 17th, 2018 at approximately 4pm

My good friends D&M will be stopping by 15th Ave. Adult Theater to take in a feature or two in the theater, and would appreciate some other avid theater-goers to join them. 

Courtesy of D&M, here are a few pics of the lovely & sexy D to liven up your Monday! 



So kids, make your Monday something to remember and stop into 15th Ave. Adult Theater THIS AFTERNOON, 12/17/18 at around 4pm.  And as always...

...tell them Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Couple's Flash Report! L&A on the Road in Springfield, IL in October, 2018 (with 4 BRAND NEW PICS!)


Doc here, a man who some say pioneered the sport of male synchronized swimming, with a great Couple's Flash Report from one of 2018's breakout couples from this thing of ours, L&A!

L&A have been spreading their wings (and A's legs, when appropriate) all over the Chicago and Illinois scene in 2018. They have hit 15th Ave. Adult Theater parties (which I host), as well as "regular nights", but the common theme is the hot and insatiable A.  For those of you who have not seen her in public, she is a HOT girl, along with having a body made for pure sin (you'll see in the pics below).

In this report, they visit Deja Vu in Springfield, IL (address in The Journal's Adult Theater Database), in which they ventured into their small mini-theater.

What happened next?  Let's find out, along with soaking in 4 brand new pics of the smoking hot A!

Take it away, L&A!

***

L & A On the Road in Springfield, IL!

Hey Doc, hope the Monster’s Ball at 15th Ave was a hit.  Sorry we couldn’t make it, but we were on the road that weekend in Springfield, IL.  It was my birthday weekend, and the Lovely A wanted to treat me to a surprise vacation.  She got us a room at a quaint little AirBnB, and as luck would have it, we had the beautiful historic home all to ourselves.  I wouldn’t say we “christened” every room, but more than one at least.

On Saturday, we hit a few of the historical spots in the area, then dressed up for a steak dinner in town.  I was in slacks and a nice button up shirt, while A wore her sexy thigh-high boots and a short blue dress.  After dinner we indulged in a trip to Cold Stone, then headed back to the car.  It was still pretty early and the both of us we’re feeling adventurous.  After a quick Google search, we made our way to an adult “toy store” in the area.  It’s always fun for me in places like that, a 50-something year old man walking in with a hot 21-year old vixen.  Oh the looks we get!
The Lovely "A"
We browsed around the store a bit, but nothing really caught our eye.  So we decided to seek out other adventures.  We noticed an adult theater location from your database not too far away called Deja Vu and decided to give it a shot. (ed. note: Always trust The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database)

Deja Vu is a combination adult novelty store/theater/strip club.  When we arrived, we decided pretty quickly to skip the strip club and instead browse around the store.  A immediately started getting looks from the store patrons – mostly men - to include the guy behind the register.  I told her to take off her jacket and scarf so she could give them a better glimpse of her substantial cleavage in that form-fitting dress. She just snickered and did as she was told.  The guys made no effort to hide the stares, and she loved every second of it.

Monday, December 3, 2018

CANCELLED! Visit to Bush River Books in Abingdon, MD by Nastynurse on Monday 12/3/18

Doc here...

The visit set for Monday 12/3/18 to Bush River Books in Abingdon, MD has been CANCELLED by Nastynurse and her BF

It happens.  My apologies for any confusion or changed plans on your end. 

As you were... 

Thanks,
-Doc

***

Doc here with a very cool Visit Announcement for a couple who are long-time readers of The Journal!

Mark your calendars  for this Monday night, December 3rd at 7:30pm ET...


The Nastynurse will be visiting Bush River Books, 3909 Pulaski  Highway in Abingdon, MD  around 7:30pm Monday night. She's looking to take in an adult feature or two and prefers her movie experience with a crowd.  


So gents and ladies, take a word of advice... Why not join The Nastynurse Monday night at 7:30pm for a evening of fun.  And don't forget to tell them Doc sent you!

Thanks,

Doc

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Flash Report! JacBchBum Hits Highway 74 Video & Novelty in Gastonia, NC on a Sunday Afternoon!

Doc here, a man who some say is way overdue for a trip to the Carolinas, where the air is clear, the mountains green, and some of the girls are quirky...

My good friend JaxBchBum, a reporter for The Journal since 2009, is en fuego 🔥! Following up his report from Friday morning, he has returned with an outstanding report from Gastonia, NC, and a theater/ABS I was not familiar with: 74 Video & Novelty, which is a sister store to CVE in Gastonia (ed. note: Location now in the Adult Theater Database).

What did JaxBchBum find at 74 Video & Novelty?  Let's find out, shall we?

***

Doc, 

On a recent trip to Charlotte I stopped and checked out 74 Video & Novelty on NC Hwy 74 just inside the Gastonia NC line and think it qualifies to add to your theater database. I had visited the larger CVE before my accident but was put off by the constant traffic between the three theaters that spoiled any couples activity in the regular theaters. I was told that 74 Video is owned by the same folks as CVE, but I don't know that as a fact (ed. note: It is.). Here is the store information: 3510 West Franklin Blvd (Hwy 74), Gastonia NC 28052. Phone number is 704-868-3081 and hours are 10 - midnight M-Thur; 10 - 1 on Friday and Saturday and noon to midnight on Sundays. http://carolinavideoexchange.com/74video.html

On a recent business trip to Charlotte NC I stopped by the Hwy 74 News bookstore/theater to check it out. Only a 5 minute drive off of exit #13 of I-85 in Gastonia NC. Freestanding building with plenty of parking shielded from Hwy 74 by the building and a fenced parking lot. 

Friday, November 30, 2018

JaxBchBum Returns! Waverly Adult Books & Video in Waverly, VA in September, 2018

Doc here, a man who some say spent years as a Civil War reenactor, assuming the role of Colonel Lingus, a fast-taking ladie's man with a wicked tongue and a strong jaw.

In the rogue's gallery of Journal contributors, one of the first to grab a byline here was senior reporter JaxBchBum. Since 2009 he has cranked out reports from all over the Southeast and Mid-Atlantic.  After a stretch on the mend, he has returned here with his 2nd report since the hiatus.  

Featured in this report is Waverly Adult Books & Video in Waverly, VA.  It's been awhile since we have had a report from there, so it's good to get back on track.

Take it away, JaxBchBum!

***

Doc,

I recently found myself in Richmond VA for a couple of days with a light schedule so after checking the adult theater database, I saw the only porn theater in the state of VA was located in Waverly, about an hours drive southeast of Richmond. So off I went.

I arrived on a Monday about 3pm in early September which was fortunate since Mondays and Wednesdays are Couples days when couples are admitted free all day. The store is located on Main Street right next to a 7-11 store with about 5 parking spaces in front and a much bigger lot in the back. 
Waverly Adult Books and Video
Waverly, VA

Typical adult store with DVDs for sale in racks in the middle of the store and various novelties on the surrounding walls. Paid my $20 to the friendly, older clerk and asked about the setup. He told me to hang on to my receipt as that would allow me to leave and reenter as often as I wanted to that day. He also gave me a ticket with the date written on it. Evidently if you collect five tickets from different days you get a free admission. One day, I think it is Thursday, you get double tickets.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Bulletin! Fritz the Cat in Triadelphia, WV is Alive and Well!

Doc here, a man who some say is still gnawing on the same turkey leg from Thanksgiving, with an update from senior reporter Anaconda.

Two months back, I received an e-mail that said that Fritz the Cat (a legendary adult theater/ABS in Triadelphia, WV) was apparently closed, which was news to me. I had received a report from there a few months prior, and things were hopping along there at that time. 

The Good Doctor is never one to report any happening from this thing of ours without multiple sources confirming any news.  I sent out a dispatch to all Journal readers stating that if they came across Fritz the Cat in their travels, to please confirm or deny it's demise. I suspected all things were fine there, but I needed confirmations from the field.

Saturday, November 24, 2018

TONIGHT! Saturday Night! The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party on Saturday 11/24/18 from 8pm til 1am at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say will always make a strong suggestion for the greater good.  

Tired of your relatives?  Time for them to hit the bricks after Thanksgiving? Then I have the cure for what ails you... 

Join us deep inside Secret Room 2125 TONIGHT, Saturday November 24th, 2018! It's our final Secret Room Party of 2018, and it's going to be a big one! The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party at 15th Ave Adult Theater Party Room! This post-Thanksgiving event runs from 8pm until 1am! Our address is 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL (Party Room Entrance Only)
The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to head into the city for this BIG event!

A Secret Room 2125 event is a private party hosted by Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters, & co-hosted by that feisty little Thanksgiving nugget, @Twistingly , and you are invited! This party to open to EVERYONE! No gender exclusions!

THIS IS A BYOB EVENT!

Fetlife Event Listing: https://fetlife.com/events/724329


Secret Room 2125 Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples in the door (starting at 8pm). Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of sexy delights!

The Lovely Twistingly
Twistingly will be manning the Fetlife Table once again! Stop by, get a name tag, and network with other social network peeps! 


PLUS! M/F Couples and Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot (until filled). Get here early to take advantage of this feature!

DRESS CODE: Girls: Sexy in BLACK (Never Mandatory, but encouraged). Guys: Dress to Impress

Our sexy dance contest returns! Sign up early for your place in the contest, which takes place about 10:15pm. Spaces limited! See Doc to sign up!

Special Guest Bartender: The Amazing Liz


Your Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Admission (Cash & 21+ Only Please):

Male/Female Couples $20

Single Guys $40

Single Females $15

Trans Girls $15

Make plans to join us deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party TONIGHT, Saturday night, November 24th, 2018 at 8pm!



Questions: Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .


Thanks,
Doc