Doc here with a thorough Flash Report from
Fantasyland I in Tampa by senior Journal reporter,
Enzyte Bob.
Let's get right to it, shall we? Here's Enzyte Bob!
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Hello Doc,
As promised, I made the trek over to Tampa and Fantasyland I. All in all, I have to say that the evening was a complete bust, with one notable exception. Unfortunately, I was not the exception.
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Fantasyland I
4715 N. Lois Ave., Tampa, FL |
I arrived at approximately 6:00PM, a little early, but I am a patient guy and was determined to wait; besides FL has both a poolroom with six pool tables as well as a buffet, so I could occupy myself while waiting. Unfortunately (I will use that word a lot in this posting), there was a monsoon going when I arrived. When I say monsoon, I am using the word in the truest context. Within ten minutes,small craft warnings were being issued for the parking lot of FL, due to about six inches of water flowing right down the middle of the lot.
When I went in, it was pure Sausageville. There were about a dozen guys wandering aimlessly, back and forth from the booth area to the poolroom and back to the main theater, of course stopping to check out the private rooms off the hallway on the way to the main theater.
Between 6:00 and 10:00 PM two couples that came in. One was a middle-aged guy and his younger oriental girlfriend/wife. She had a very oriental look and was a nice tight package in a short little body. It was a stark contradiction to his being very tall and thin. They both went into the main theater for about ten minutes and then went back into one of the private rooms. It is unclear if they only allowed guys to watch them through the hole between the room they were in and the room next door or whether she was giving BJ or backing herself against the hole and fucking. Rumors abounded, but none of the guys that came or went from the room next door said a word. The pair made a couple of trips back to the theater, stood near the entrance and watched the video on the big screen, which coincidentally featured oriental/Filipina girls, and then returned to the private room. This led me to believe they were coming out to attract new men before going back to the private room and doing whatever they were doing.
The second possibility of the night was a middle-aged man,his wife and a much younger BBW (late 20’s – early 30’). The older of the women had the appearance of Dame Judy Dench, M from recent James Bond movies. The BBW had dark hair and eyes reminiscent ofValerie Bertinelli before Jenny Craig. All were smartly dressed, the women in dresses and the man in dress slacks and shirt. If I were to guess, they had come from meeting at dinner.
They sat together in the main theater for maybe ten minutes before heading into the smaller theater near the hallway that leads to main theater. Apparently, hubby scoped out the main theater for likely suspects and then the trio retired to the smaller theater. The smaller theater has a door on it that locks. It was empty and the trio entered, closed the door and locked it. A short time later,the male portion of the trio came back into the main theater and asked a young black male if he would like to join his wife and their friend in the smaller theater. He was quick to accept, went into the smaller theater and the door was closed and locked. They remained there for quite some time, but I do not how long as I did not keep watch on the closed door. There were, however, a couple of guys that hoped to be the next to be invited. I think they were disappointed, for the occupants were only interested in BBC,apparently.
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In keeping with the theme here, the next event was unfortunate. A cute couple in their late20’s entered the main theater, clearly they were wanting to play with each other, at least initially. They sat on one of the love seats in the main theater and a rather large man that I had been observing most of the night immediately sat down right next to the couple, giving them no space. This guy had the looks of Lurch from the Addams family, but shorter and heavier. He slouched and walked around slack-jawed. The female portion of the couple was okay with the situation, but the male half was clearly and verbally not appreciative of this guy’s lack of couth. He made a loud and angry exclamation, “Anyone who touches without permission, I’ll knock him out.”
Now, I would have moved, but not Lurch. The young lady calmed her partner down and they began to make out on the couch. I was hopeful that they would work each other into a lather, but Lurch took liberties, whipping out his cock and this was too much for the man. He got up, took his girlfriend by the hand and pulled her up off the loveseat. She was clearly preferring to stay, but he made it clear they were leaving and made the statement, “You know,some people just ruin for everyone.” With that, they left. I took a page from The Journal as I was going out to my car anyway and was behind them. As we parted ways, I told them not to judge all by the actions of one. She agreed,he was still pissed and they got in their car and left.
I should have left at that point to make the long ride home,but I am an optimist and after a while, I returned to FL. There was a group of young couples that came in during the wee hours, but they were intoxicated and never left the poolroom. The highlight of this group was one drunken young man that belched at a decibel level that rivals the engines of a Boeing747 at full throttle, regularly and often. I could not help but think, your mother must be so proud.
Lurch remained, following around any couple that left the poolroom. Ultimately, Lurch went into one of the video booths that has a glory hole and was serviced by a rather attractive, and extremely well-dressed, cross dresser who was hanging around the booth area.
As it was now getting very late/early, I made the decision to leave. I was disappointed, but there are always those times when things just do not go your way. I must admit that the practices at FL seem to have changed because of past LE activities. Couples are meeting men wherever and then going into private area to play. It is a necessary concession and is the equivalent of theater safe theater sex in Tampa.
Have fun, but hey....Let's be careful out there!
Still smiling...Enzyte Bob
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Doc here again... Enzyte Bob has his finger on the pulse of Tampa, and with everything that has happened there in the past 8 months, it's good to see that things are kind of returning to normal at Fantasyland.
That said, I think I have run into this "Lurch" character before at FL. And he is everything Bob said.
Thanks again Enzyte Bob for the thorough and entertaining report!
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