Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Chapter 1: "Who was that Plaid Man?" A Visit to the Chelsea Adult Superstore in Quincy, IL

Doc here, a man who some say used to raise bees, not because he wanted to harvest it's delicious honey, but for the beekeeper's outfit alone. 

Hands down, one of the most intriguing people contributing to The Journal of Adult Theaters is my good friend Twistingly. Not only does she take some of the best selfies I have ever seen, she is insatiably curious about the adult theater scene. She works The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database like a boss, planning and plotting her next appearance in this thing of ours

I have several reports in the hopper from her, but I wanted to lead off with this recent visit to Quincy, IL's Chelsea Adult Superstore.   You see, Twistingly, along with her sidekick Raygun, hit the highways and byways recently for several visits. And Twistingly has been nice enough to let your old friend in the white suit and aviators publish her reports and findings, along with some pretty cool pics as well.

Take it away, good looking!

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Hi Doc,

A Saturday night in Quincy, IL. Dr. Emilio Lizardo didn't have any reports on this location, so Raygun and I arrived at the Chelsea Adult Superstore not quite sure of what to expect. Its red and white sign stood out on a simple beige building nestled under massive power lines. We entered the bright store and took a look around. In addition to the usual DVDs, toys, and lingerie, there was a theater, two preview rooms, and a video arcade with eight booths at the back of the store.