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Senior reporter Anaconda has quite the week lined up for himself as we head towards the holidays. Some quality time with some of NJ's finest! In this report, Anaconda hits the always awesome Berlin News Agency for some R&R, and finds just that!
Take it away, Anaconda!
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Anaconda here again with another report from the South Jersey hotbed of theater activity we know and love...Berlin News Agency. This comes on what will be my final travel of 2017, and I was determined to end the year with a bang (yes, pun intended).
I rolled into BNA on Monday right around 6PM and the lot was empty. That's ok, since it was early and there hadn't been any advertised activity yet today, so I figured that only increased my odds of seeing some activity since it seems a rare occasion nowadays that BNA goes a full day without ANY couples coming in. So, I paid my admission and settled into the theater. Another great thing about BNA, the porn is always high quality, which makes it easier to stick around and be patient!! So, I was really looking forward to checking out the "remodel" at BNA in the form of the addition of the "Red Room." It's nice!!!
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| Please Note: BNA is no longer open 24/7. They close at midnight. |
For those familiar with BNA, as you walk back into the theater there is the first room on the left that shows gay porn, so if you turn left into that room and then immediately cut the corner and make another left, you're in the red room. Very reminiscent of the room behind the screen at 15th Ave. It is VERY comparable in size, walls painted red (a nice change from the typical black), red LED string lights and a big red padded vinyl table (about 1.5-2x the size of the table at 15th Ave). At the end opposite the entry door, there is also a nice new bathroom.
