Doc here, a man who some say is known in some circles as "The Moroccan", a mysterious fez wearing gentleman who always knows a guy who knows a guy who can "take care of that thing".
While we as a country sit back and wait for this thing of ours to eventually come back when it's safe and sound, there was a flurry of adult theater activity right before society hit the brakes in February 2020.
Case in point is this feature-packed report from Journal contributor The Nice Guy. Lady luck was riding high with him, as he visited Seattle, WA just in time to rendezvous with the legendary Pennycumslut (and her consort) at Hollywood Erotic Boutique!
There are a million stories in the naked city, and this is one of them! And this one is en fuego!
Take it away, The Nice Guy!
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I hope this message finds you safe and healthy during this unusual time we are facing. I have been meaning to write you to detail an awesome encounter I had with the legendary Pennycumslut at the Hollywood Erotic Boutique back in February. Here’s how it all went down.
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| Hollywood Erotic Boutique Seattle, WA |
We communicated throughout that morning. Penny let me know she was running a bit behind, but she was still on track to make her afternoon appearance. I arrived at HEB around the time she would be arriving to get a “lay of the land” and find a place to wait comfortably for her grand entrance.
For those who have never been, HEB is very easy to miss. It’s set back off a busy street, just enough to blow by it if you’re not careful. There’s a narrow alley that leads back to a small parking lot which fits about 5-6 cars. I pulled into the lot to find an empty spot and made the short hike back up the alleyway to enter from the front.
When you enter, the register is immediately in front of you where you can purchase a ticket for the theater. Upstairs they sell videos, toys, and other novelty items you find at most other adult bookstores. The place is not very big, and I wasn’t sure exactly where the theater was, so arriving early turned out to be a smart move.
After politely asking the clerk for some directions, she had me follow the signs out the back, down the outside steps, and into another door at the bottom of the building that leads into the theater. The first thing I noticed was how dark it was, and it took a short while for my vision to adjust. Once it did, I was immediately surprised to find about 10-15 guys in the main theater room all anxiously discussing Penny’s supposed arrival.
The main theater has a large screen showing straight porn and some plastic lawn chairs. I took a minute to wander around and investigate the two rooms in the back. One had a few guys watching gay porn, and the other, mostly empty room, was stocked with a couple seats and a small TV showing straight porn. After my quick lap, I decided to head upstairs and use the restroom before the festivities got underway.
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