- Vegetables
- Mooning
- Unicorns
- TnA
- Girl Kissing
- Guy Kissing
- A T-Rex
- A T-Rex getting throat banged
- A Dame with a Dick
- A Dame with a Dick, Dicking
- A Collete Ferro look-a-like
- A Girl, with a wig, minus clothes
- and the best damn Perverted Boy Scout a girl could want.
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This is Macy Madison, your slut on the street, reporting for the Journal. When I’m not working a double shift at the cucumber factory, I do occasionally go to an event or ten. Last Saturday, I went to the camo Booty Camp Party at the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Secret Room in Melrose Park on 6/26.
The full moon was out Saturday and no, that is not a thinly veiled ass joke, although there was plenty of that too. It was an evening of juxtaposition and dichotomy. There was an interesting energy that ran through everything and it felt like polar opposites kept lining up. Maybe it’s Gemini season. Maybe it was the camo. Camouflage seems like the ultimate masculine wear. It’s bonafide, alpha male, drop and give me twenty, macho dude wear at its finest. Mix that with curves though and you have a contradiction that makes this unicorn get all tingly inside. 
Macy Madison
There was a lot of TNA wrapped up in tight camouflage dresses while I stood in line, and that was just the beginning of what made my head spin. I kissed a girl (and I liked it) and then another one, and her husband too for good measure. I felt some very nice boobies and had mine tweaked as well. I was feeling super gay with my girl boner and my unicorn swagger. The cherry on the sundae was definitely watching the Amazing Amy dance during the dance contest. What an amazing ass! I felt like I was under hypnosis staring at those cheeks. I wanted to make it rain as I stared and I mean that in every way you think I do. Once I slipped on my strap-on, the transformation was complete. I was definitely feeling myself; my dude self.
You want to perform a fun social experiment? Wear a dick and walk around in a crowd of guys. That is a study in opposites. They eye the cock, suspicious and yet oddly turned on. They are clearly fascinated by it, but they clear a path when you walk by.
My dick is an equal opportunity cock. It’s for ladies, men, sometimes even a T-Rex. Now it takes some real balls to let a girl with a dick fuck you in front of a whole roomful of guys and “SpankyJaws” had those balls. He got pounded by a girl with a dick, in front of a crowd. A good time was had by all.
But like I said it was an evening of opposites and some crazy vibes. One minute I’m wearing a dick and the next, I got feminized with a kiss that made me weak in the knees. Just a girl kissing a boy, girl boner replaced by very wet panties. Okay, I actually wasn’t wearing panties, just fishnets. Shortly after the fabulous kissing, I was wearing nothing but my wig in a room in the back. Nothing reminds you of what a girl you are like when a man absolutely inhales your pussy and leaves you a little puddle of cum.
Macy Madison
You know what else is nice about dressing up? Knowing that at some point, you’re in a place where you can take it off. We’re all camouflaged in real life but coming to an event like this makes you realize that you finally let out whatever you have to disguise elsewhere. You can get naked in any way that you choose.
Being Pride month, I can’t really think of a better way to celebrate than by hanging out in an adult theater. Long before there was a Pride month, adult theaters were a place where everyone could be free to be genuinely themselves. You could be none of the genders or all of them. Even when you were doing something filthy, maybe especially then. There aren't any labels there. It’s just a feeling.
And watching “Sexslutkitten” take on all cummers, as well as the sexy tgurl who got fucked on the stage and the hot wife with her legs up over her head in the spa, just confirmed my theory. Whatever you are is cool at the Adult Emporium.
You dirty slut.
Which brings me to my escort for the evening, Pete “Boiledinoil”. Ladies, if you are interested in coming to an event, and you need a gentleman, please ask Pete to take you. Pete will dress up too, which is always fun. Pete will be there on time and he knows everything there is to know about the theater. He’ll introduce you to regulars and he’ll have super interesting stories about past parties. Pete is a perfect gentleman and will watch your back. And your front. He’s always prepared, like a perverted Boy Scout.
Thanks again Pete.
Until next time, my slutty friends.
~MM~
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Doc here again... Told you so. Macy Madison's report had it all. The T-Rex is still recovering from his Macy encounter, but will be back to 100% by this Saturday's Code Red Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium on 7/10/21.
Macy is a force of nature, Lizardos & Lizardettes. The Good Doctor had a front row seat to Macy's amazing camo adventure (soon to be a new ride at Six Flags over 15th Ave.), and it was a sight to behold! Plus, she didn't mention she won the sexy dance contest, even as she was transfixed by Amy's own dance routine.
