Monday, August 31, 2015

Freeze Frame! The Legendary Hawaiian Eyeful (w/24 PICS!!!)

Doc here, a man who some say was pioneer. A man who traveled West, to a great undiscovered country. A West that contained legendary adult theaters, such as The Jefferson, The Palm, The Regency, & The Pussycat.  

A man who arrived on a dark, rainy night in April, and ventured through the Rose City until he found a marquee, and a small store that fronted The Jefferson.  That Saturday night, he witnessed the arrival of Nina the Bakery Slut, and nothing would ever be the same.

Portlandia. I shall return soon enough.

In the meantime, we should worship Portland's collective natural resources: The great outdoors, the outstanding culture, and the incredible Hawaiian Eyeful

In the lead-up to an incredible brand new report from my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful (featuring pics and video!), I thought we should do some Hawaiian Eyeful homework (in photos). 

Whip out your notebooks, and your #2...


Hawaiian Eyeful - Freeze Frame
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Couple's Flash Report! The C.E.O. Slugs It Out @ Metro Station in Louisville, KY and Clears The Bases (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork....Looks, throws, catches, hustles - part of one big team.

As the Good Doctor was editing a report for Sunday morning, my e-mail alert pinged ("Yo, Lizardo" , and lo and behold a brand new CEO Couple's Flash Report had landed in my man lap. And with it, 4 brand new pics of The CEO being very bad at Metro Station in Louisville, KY (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE them). 

I can think of no better way to bring in a new work week than spending some quality time with The CEO, and her partner in crime, Mr. Chairman.

Take it away, guys!


Hello Dr. et al,

It has been a very busy summer and despite a few hiccups The CEO and I have been able to visit a few adult book stores this summer with at least some success. The CEO continues to blossom, as I'm sure most women do in this thing of ours. If your drug is deviant sexual escapades, then going to a gloryhole or adult theater is a must and I'm here to help with the medication. 

Metro Station
Louisville, KY
The summer night in question was earlier this summer, when we headed to Louisville for some business. (Ok, so that is a lie. We went with the hopes that CEO could get her cum fix and be a very dirty girl). We headed down on a Saturday night, but got stuck in a monster traffic jam that delayed and hampered the best of plans. 

On the drive down, we made a Craigslist posting that the CEO would like to have a few BBC's in addition to whomever might be there. We had plenty of responses! Metro Station was our destination and I must say that they have a fairly nice set up and very friendly staff. The bathrooms aren't much, but hey in this line of work its best to keep your expectations low when it comes to bathrooms.