Tuesday, September 17, 2013

House Call! A Charlie's Angels Report! Tonight's Episode: "Four Ways & More Ways" (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has an airport in Turkey named after him, with another terrific Charlie's Angels Report.


Nestled deep behind the pines in a remote section of northern Illinois, two of Charlie's three Angels, the lovely Farrah and the sensuous Jacklyn, sat patiently waiting for Charlie's call on 9/7/13. 

(Narrator's Note: Kate was touring a chocolate factory somewhere on the Southwest side, and was unavailable for this assignment. She, however, would be available for an assignment three days later.)

"Good Morning Angels."

"Good Morning Charlie!"

"Angels...I have an assignment for you, and it is imperative that you work as a team more so than any other assignment.  Can I count on you for this?"

"Yes Charlie."

"Alright Angels", said the distinctive voice coming from the speaker. "Once again I will be sending you to Chicago's western suburbs, to an excellent adult facility, with a theater, private rooms, and showers. There you will rendezvous with two operatives: One, an internet Doctor with questionable credentials, and the other, "J", a dashing young man of good manners and ninja-like skills. Can you handle this, Angels?"

"Yes Charlie."

"Good luck Angels"

The Angels arrived at this outstanding facility at 21:00 Zulu Time, and synchronized their "lady times". Their mission: Engage these two operatives, milk all the information they could out of them, plant a tracking device on the Good Doctor (where does he come from, and what is the deal with him smelling of meatballs), and send them both home weak at the knees and with smiles.

The Angels made contact with the operatives next to the driver's Lizardo 3000, and entered the facility arm in hand. Being the last night of "Couple's Free Week", they all entered the theater to settle in and relax. Several couples were already there...Were any double agents? Was anyone wearing a wire?

Getting the sense that they maybe under surveillance, the tall drink of water known as Jacklyn suggested to fair haired Farrah they should engage "Operation Sweat Lodge": Get the operatives into a private room, crank up the heat, and begin intensive interrogation techniques so they could get what they needed for Charlie.

After an exchange of currency at the front desk of this 5-Star facility, all four entered the interrogation chamber. Excitement was building on the part of The Good Doctor and with J. What were these two smoking hot girls up to?

They would soon find out.

Quicker than one can say "Speak directly into my stethoscope", Farrah was out of her clothes and laying on one of the two benches on the near side of the room. The body on Angel Farrah is one that sexual fantasies are made of... Across the room, one couldn't help but notice Jacklyn had lost her slacks and top, leaving her with a sexy pair of white panties and a white bra.

The operatives looked stunned at first, then got out of their clothes post haste. One could say that this process looked straight out of Benny Hill, because as usual,The Good Doctor had his briefs tangled up on his platform shoes. Upon removal of the briefs, this Doctor guy spun them around his finger in a manner that should earn him a tryout on the Globetrotters.

The room was now full of nakedness (according to the agent's report). Interrogation was now set to begin.

The Real Farrah
The interrogation techniques by these two Angels were vastly different, but equally effective. Farrah was direct in her approach, as she laid back, opened her sexy long legs, and encouraged the older Sicilian operative to take her. The Good Doctor began licking her, literally making out with her sweet, smooth, and very wet pussy. While doing so, one finger, and then two fingers, were slid into Farrah, causing a gasp from her. She was now fucking her operative's hand right back, and within moments, came. This was followed by the wet sensation of her squirting all over The Good Doctor's fingers, hand, and forearm. This was followed by the sound of Jacklyn and J saying at the same time, "Oh my God..."

Jacklyn's technique was softer and seductive... Kissing, deep and soft, hands exploring...A slow dance. J was melting into Jacklyn, and vice versa. Soon, Jacklyn was also laying back, enjoying the deep tongue lashing she was getting from J.

The sound of amazement by all 4 participants after Farrah's lady juice explosion was soon followed by the muffled sounds of both Angels sucking the cocks of their partners. Jacklyn, slowly and deeply taking J's impressive tool into her mouth and down her throat. Farrah had The Good Doctor in front of her, her arms wrapped around his hips and clutching his buns. She was letting The Good Doctor fuck her mouth (or was The Good Doctor taking her mouth?). Both interrogation techniques, while in stark contrast to each other, were both very effective. Charlie's training was paying off.

The amazing thing, according to the report, is that both Farrah and Jacklyn moved in unison during this intensive interrogation. If one was getting pounded from behind, the other was most likely getting it from behind as well. The sounds of Jacklyn cumming were buffeted by the pad on the bench, and very intense.

A little known interrogation technique, involving the girls laying on the bench while J and The Good Doctor were standing and banging while circus music was pumped into the room, was taking it's toll on The Good Doctor. Out of the Dr.'s pie hole came the coordinates of his lair in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. Farrah beamed in excitement as one of her goals was accomplished. J, however, was focused on Jacklyn and not giving up any information.

Per the report, the sexual activity reached it's zenith when Jacklyn was laying sideways on the bench, buns up, and J was fucking her deep and strong.  Farrah on the other hand was looking The Good Doctor directly in the eye, while begging him to fuck her harder.  And with this intensity came another loud, squirting orgasm.  Farrah took a relentless pounding from the Good Doctor, and the bench and floor showed the results of this pounding.

The girls were on the clock, and Charlie needed them back at headquarters for a debriefing at 01:00 Zulu. These two gentlemen operatives escorted them back to their vehicle, said their respective good-byes. Kissing, hugging, and whispers were followed by their tail lights disappearing into the September air.

Little did The Angels know that while the operatives gave up some intel to them, they got as much back in return. The stage was set for an encore interrogation. Some would call this one a draw.

Back at The Angel's HQ, Charlie debriefed the girls on what they said, and how they pleasured there respective operatives.

"Well done Angels."

"Thank you Charlie. When do we shake them down again?"

"Sooner than you think, Angels. Next week."

"You are so good to us, Charlie."

"Start preparing for next week, Angels."

"Already have, Charlie."

"Thank you Angels."


Doc here again... Stay tuned for future Charlie's Angel's episodes, sure to include nudity, harsh language , and sexual acts.

Thank you Angels.


Field Report! The Seattle Theater/ABS Scene by Mr. X

Doc here with a quick Field Report on the Seattle theater and ABS scene by regular contributor, Mr. X.

Take it away, sir.



Had a couple days in Seattle and had to choose- take the short drive to Portland for assured fun, or do my due diligence on Seattle theaters as Doc requested??  Duty calls, so off to Bremerton-
Sorry to report that just like my previous report from Iowa, the Bremerton theater is no longer- in its place is a couple rows of private booths- I am not a private booth type of guy, so left disappointed

On to the new theater in DM - did not see any parking, so had lunch down the road, left my car, and walked back to theater- $7 admission takes you into a large room that has two small TV's with attached DVR's--- two bar stools were all that were available for sitting- (I guess one stool per TV)- wondered how long it takes in Seattle to get a couple of used sofas or something similar- oh, and if you want to change the movie after it ends, you need to figure it out on your own, as I had to go up to DVR and figure out remote control- oh, and no one else was in theater during my visit- anther disappointment-oh, I think they are open 8 to 2:30 AM every day--

Then went to Hollywood Erotic Boutique on Lake City street-- much better set up with the basement theaters- they also actually change the DVD's- only one couple visited the Friday night I visited, and they did not stay long- but enjoyed the setup, although admission was a little pricey ($12) in my opinion-

So next time I think I make the drive to Portland!!!

Mr. X


Doc here again...Thanks to Mr. X for this report. The Seattle scene is a funny one in my opinion. Airport Video in Everett and Hollywood Erotic Boutique in the Lake City area of Seattle are the best. Personally, I love the "Fight Club" vibe of the theaters at HEB.