Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Visits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 4/5/17

Doc here, a man who some say can deadlift 4x his bodyweight in capicola, back with a Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Dry Clean Only

DCO hit the Windy City on Wednesday April 5, and ventured to 15th Ave. Adult Theater for a little mid-week R&R.  What did he find? What did he observe? How was his driving?

Let's find out...Take it away, Dry Clean Only...



A quick report this week as I Uber to O'Hare. I had the good fortune to visit 15th Ave last week, albeit on both a rainy, cold Wednesday evening and also just a few days away from a major blowout in the Lizardo fashion this coming weekend. Still, I was utterly surprised that there was only one car in the lot upon my 730pm arrival. However, being the theater optimist I am, I ventured in ... and intended to double down by selecting the spa package. Hey, I'm only in Chicago so often. However, Gentle Reader, don't be this guy: I forgot my lock for the locker room and forgot the policy had changed from "towels supplied" to "towels extra"...

I strolled through the arcade, which always has "free" porn on in the booths (note: no glory holes) and then settled into the theater with an early copy of Doc's latest manifesto: "Good Doctoring: Tales for Passing Time In The Back Row". I look forward to attending he book signing tour someday.