Thursday, December 21, 2017

Field Report! Dry Clean Only on Modern Adult in Erie, PA

Doc here, a man who some say has one Hell of a set of pipes on him, with a brand new Field Report from senior Journal reporter, my good friend Dry Clean Only.

DCO hit the mean streets of Erie, PA, and discovered an ABS/mini theater on State Street, Modern Adult. DCO jotted down a few notes, and here are his findings!

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Hello Doc, 

A quick report from my whirlwind business tour of the Northeast this fall.  PA has a number of theaters, especially new ones popping up the last few years along route 79's suburbs between Pittsburgh and Meadville, however, I wasn't aware of one in Erie until a little scouting I did on the streets after hours one Monday night.  

Flash Report! Hawaiian Eyeful at The Oregon Theater on 12/16/17 by Brent in Portland

Doc here, a man who some say gets asked 2-3 times at every event he hosts in Chicago, "What is the latest on Hawaiian Eyeful?"  That is the kind of following this amazing woman has here in the Windy City.

Well, Lizardos and Lizardettes, I have an answer for you from this past Saturday night in Portland, at the Oregon Theater. The Hawaiian Eyeful was back, she was in great form, and she rocked The OT. 

And what person to break it down for us, than the Professor Emeritus of adult theater reporters, Brent in Portland!

Take it away, sir!

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Doc,

I was at The Oregon Theater this past Saturday for Max and Sarah’s Oregon Theater Tour. There was a fairly large crowd and they were watching a beautiful young woman, naked and dancing at the end of her boyfriends whip. There was a T-girl getting airtight on the small gang bang table and a couple sitting quietly and unnoticed on a couch outside the couples’ section.

I went to the lobby to read my messages, tweets and emails. The news was Max and Sarah had to cancel their visit. I was disappointed for a moment and then I heard Joe say “The Hawaiian Eyeful is inside. Let everyone know."  “Wow”, I thought. “How did I miss her?” Then I remembered the couple sitting on the couch, and, after posting on The Internet, I hurried back inside, and, I can’t remember if I called her by name or just looked at her, but soon I was locked in a friendly embrace with The Hawaiian Eyeful.