Sunday, September 4, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: I Have Your Labor Day Weekend, Right Here!

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was attempting to buy some breakfast...

Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea...This is a long-overdue edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  The format should be familiar to you, the good readers of The Journal: A Lead Story, A Few Adult Theater related news nuggets, an opinion or two, and a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

"Growth of The Journal"

August of 2011 marked the two-year anniversary of The Journal's existence on the interwebs (counting the 5-month hiatus in late 2009/early 2010). What started as a conversation with Brent in Portland one night during a trip out there in the summer of 2009, is now a thriving archive of information, reports, databases, profiles, and personal explorations as related to this thing of ours.

There were several moments that helped The Journal gain some credibility and visibility early on, such as my first reports on Canadian porn star and adult theater goer Velvet Skye. That report, HERE, kick started my conversations with Velvet Skye, and her promoting The Journal of Adult Theaters on her Twitter account @VelvetSkye. There is a reason she is Canada's greatest natural resource!  Make sure you check out her Tweets, as well as her website.

September 2009 also saw the first of Bob in Biloxi's always entertaining, smut-filled reports from the beautiful Gulf Coast.  His weekly reports are a staple here at The Journal, and always a must read.  Long-time reporters such as OldBeatNik, JaxBchBum, Major Voyeur, Donny Digital, and of course Brent in Portland supplied outstanding content in the early days of The Journal, and still continue to do so.

The ranks of unique reporters has grown to over 55 contributors from all over the USA and Canada, and that is amazing.  While this thing of ours is a discreet subset of the sex scene, it is thriving is some communities, getting by in some, and hanging on by a thread  in others.  Your contributions have been greatly appreciated by everyone, and we hope you continue to keep on submitting your reports and opinions. 

The Journal has seen steady growth month over month, which any good website/blog should show.  I have spent a lot of time improving the look and feel of The Journal, upping the number of pics and videos included with the reports, and introducing new features that hopefully resonate with you, the good readers of The Journal. 

How much growth, do you ask?  Let's bust out the bar graph, shall we?  Can someone get the lights?

To those of you keeping score at home, that's 40.1% growth August over July, 2011.  That's how much interest there is in this thing of ours out there.  Thank you for making it a record setting month!

Which brings me to my final point... In order to feed this monster, and provide the latest intel on the adult theater scene, we need reports now more than ever.  Whether you are a regular contributor, or an occasional one, or even a rookie cub reporter, I need what you have. This past week saw the fewest amount of weekly reports in over a year come across the news desk here at The Good Doctor's practice.  The monster is hungry... Let's feed it. Pretty please, with sugar on top. Send them to me at, and I'll make you a rock star. 

  • Make sure you check out my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur's outstanding blog, The World of Major Voyeur. Not only will you get the latest intel on the St. Louis adult theater scene (and it's a good one), you will get first hand reports from Major Voyeur himself.  Couple that with his great sense of humor, celebrity nudes, and his talent for producing animated GIFs featuring himself and The Good Doctor, and you have a winner my friends.  Tell him The Good Doctor sent you.

  • The Good Doctor is working on a House Call Report from Friday night, where I met up with a great couple, Mr. and Mrs. X at an adult theater.  A great time was had by all, and what a time it was!... Look for the report Tuesday morning at The Journal. And a HUGE thank you to Mr. and Mrs. X!

  • The flags were flying all night long at The Paris Theatre in Portland last night... I am dying to get a report on the action in Portland from the weekend.

  • Another theater with a ton of announcements last night was CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  Can anyone help a brother in getting some reports?  CK?  BRR? HnR?

  • Craigslist postings for The Lido Theater in Dallas continue to be numerous, yet no reports from the field.  The Lido is one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, yet aside when I visit there, I hear next to nothing.  Please submit a report from The Lido and become a hero!

  • "The Clicker" tweets will only be focused on CTs in Gary, and RTs from Major Voyeur in St. Louis moving forward.  My apologies for the inconvenience. It wasn't my call.

  • If you have any questions that you do not want on The Journal itself, please e-mail me at As many of you can attest, I will get back to you promptly, and with semi-accurate information.  :o)

  • This is the last week for getting your TOP Adult Theater Experience reports in.  Let's salvage this series with some great stories from the past, shall we?

  • The newest feature here at The Journal, Dr. Emilio's Smut for a Sunday Evening, continues this evening.  It has been a big success, drawing a ton of pageviews.  Thank you.

  • Coming this week: A Flash Report from Liz, and the aforemention House Call Report from that handsome devil, The Good Doctor.  Besides that, surprise me.

Have a great rest of your Labor Day weekend!  From the staff here, buried underground in the case hardened bunker of The Journal of Adult Theaters (located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), stay safe out there.


    Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Battens Down The Hatches (Thanks Lee)

    Doc here with this week's Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi. Even though sernior Journal reporter Bob has been called a force of nature on the beautiful Gulf Coast, the real weather event was Hurricane Lee that hit that area this weekend.  How will that impact the fun at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, or the ABS down the street?

    Here he is... The arch enemy of The Weather Channel, Bob in Biloxi...


    This Week's Episode: "Field of Wet Dreams"

    Greetings Doc,

    That damn Lee (Tropical Storm Lee that is) can be blamed for this weeks dismal showing of couples on the coast! He will just not go away! Sound familiar?

    Bob in Biloxi
    OK, I expected 30 to 40 couples this weekend at both the Theater and ABS, due to being pent up in their hotels because of the storm. That did not happen. Instead a couple of regulars showed up, did their thing and left.

    In an unusual event at The Gulf Coast Adult Theater, and I guess it takes storms to do this, a very pretty lady showed up, she had dark hair and was all of 6”3 with curves in all the right places. She was wearing jeans (yeah I know) with a pull over striped blouse. But damn she was sexy! Her and her man sat on the back couch, with her on top of him grinding away with his hand down the front of her jeans. I think she may have gotten off a few times, but never disrobed and left shortly after. I’m 6’0 and passed her on the way out, I smiled and said “excellent show”
    That got a smile from her and a thank you. Now here’s the weird part, they arrived in a taxi and it was waiting outside to take them back. Damn I wish I had been a taxi driver that night!

    On to the ABS, a short BBW with what I would guess to have EE cup tits came into the place along with her man, they proceeded to the back and I was able to enjoy her oral skills. I just love when I woman moans with my cock in her throat. It just adds something to it !!!

    Gulf Coast Adult Theater
    Biloxi, MS
    Later, a very attractive lady, dressed in a brown skirt and flowery blouse, adorned with a pair of cowboy boots came in. Her man kept looking to the back, so I’m guessing they are there to play. They bought some sort of toy and did come to the back. But to everyone’s amazement used the store bag to block the fucking hole !!!! It wasn’t just me they blocked, it was everyone that entered the adjoining booth? Now this place has booths with no holes, why not use those? As they left, she put both boots on the dash of the car and proceeded to insert whatever toy they bought and ride off into the storm! Oh well, she was nice to look at anyway.

    I read Enzyte Bob’s rendition on the decline of this thing of ours. I would agree and disagree with a few of his points.

    First, in our quaint town, there has been a theater since 1976 and few ABS that are tolerated by what he described as the “Christian Right”. So, it would seem not to be the case here, however elected officials getting banged on by these “Christians” is what brings about change in our play land. To ignore the Constitution and just arbitrarily enact prohibitions whenever they disagree with something is a zealot in the truest form. Until we can get a government that will follow the Constitution and leave the law to the Courts as well as holding their feet to the fire to enforce those principles it will get over regulated and harassed out of business. The Tea Party has been misunderstood in this regard, they want government out of our lives and out of businesses! So in closing on my political stump I believe the Tea Party would be good for this thing of ours!

    (Note to self: Never mix sex with politics. I could wind up like Anthony Wiener! Besides it's boring and makes my dick soft. )



    Thanks Bob for a report that I thought would result in nothing (due to the storm), but it looks like the hearty people of the Gulf Coast can handle just about anything.  Thank you sir!

    The Good Doctor is sending out a MAYDAY of his own right now... Adult theater reports have reached an all-time low in submissions this past week.  Now is not the time to sit on your hands, ladies and gentlemen of this thing of ours. Please, please send your reports to The Good Doctor at It does not have to be anything fancy... Just write up what's in your head, and I will edit and format it .  By the time we are done, it will look slick, and you get the glory.

    Ok, then... What are you waiting for?

    Doc (who needs a Bloody Mary STAT)