TONIGHT! The Next Secret Room 2125 Party! Naughty or Nice Holiday Party on Saturday December 16th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room!

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Visit Announcement! Today at Noon! S&K at Brown Bag in Ottawa, Il Saturday 12/16 at 12 Noon (w/PICS!)

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Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Brings Back the Three Martini Lunch with KimInPublic and Anaconda on 12/13/17

Doc here, a man who some say once delivered a "People's Elbow" to a tourist who was just simply asking for directions to "Pooch Bay". The Good Doctor thought the tourist called him a douchebag, and thus, the elbow.  True story. 1989.

This week has been one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. Last Saturday was "Bad Santa" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. Wednesday night in Seattle, Max and Sarah tore it up in Des Moines, WA at the terrific Secrets.  Friday night was the big "Joe's Birthday Party" at the Oregon Theater in Portland, and tonight, Saturday the 16th, it's the last Secret Room 2125 party of the year: Naughty or Nice in Chicago at the 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room and Max and Sarah at The Oregon Theater in Portland. 

However, the event that has captured America's heart has to be the 3 for 3-Some with KiminPublic, Anaconda, & Dry Clean Only in Bethlehem PA.  Kim's report has been viewed over 3,800 times on The Journal so far, and is showing no signs of slowing down. 

The 2nd report from this evening has hit The Journal, and batting second is senior reporter Dry Clean Only.  This dashing young man has delivered what I think is his best report to date, and I am happy to present it to you here, in living color.

Take it away, DCO!

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Doc, this Field Report was so close to not happening that, in fact, I'm still pinching myself to make sure I'm not in a (wet) dream as I reflect upon and write up the shenanigans that unfolded yesterday in The Little Town of Bethlehem (PA).  

It started about a week ago, when, to what did my wandering [sic ;)] eyes did appear, but a Tweet in my DM from a familiar face I'd been marveling at for a year....  

KimInPublic

I am fortunate to have some friendly online fun, chat, banter, and wisecracks with some great people in this things of ours on Twitter, but it's unusual to receive an out-of-the-blue message from a beautifully naughty Twitter celeb, who's never set foot in a theater... suggesting a theater visit in a week's time... with a Field Reporter I've come to know and think of as a friend, Anaconda.  I instantly replied, telling her I was excited for her, and assured her she'd be in good hands with him.... then she gave me the virtual smack upside the head that Jersey girls are so skilled at, and said.... she was inviting me, too!

I've checked the Lizardo Logs, and I am confident my adventures down this rabbit hole of theater fun as a neophyte started six years ago.  In the years of filing a few Field Reports here and there, there have been many other theater visits each year not worth calling in.  But in every case, it's the optimism and patience that has kept me coming back for more despite, on many trips, only the view of some bald dudes' heads in the theater rows ahead of me, and has kept me in the theater far later than I should on a work night, and has put me driving far too far for just a few hours' chance of some theater fun midweek.