Attention Philly/NJ -area adult theater enthusiasts! Saturday evening at 6pm, my good friend Jade will be stopping by the always awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ to help celebrate her upcoming birthday. And by saying "celebrate her upcoming birthday", I mean she will be on the lookout for bunch of able-bodied men ripe for some R&R.
The very busty Jade has the following rules of the road for Saturday night (please read them, gents!):
- Be clean.
- Be polite.
- Be freshly showered.
- Be sober.
- Do not be pushy - She'll be there all night.
- Do not use or smell of poppers, RUSH, etc. near her (This is a big one, gents!).
- No Anal.
- Safe sex only.
Gents, these rules are common sense. Please follow them, and a great night will follow. Failure to follow them will result in a short night and a disappointed Jade, and we do not want that!
