Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween from the Good Doctor

Doc here, a man who some say once dressed a package of taco seasoning for Halloween in 2013, with a quick note from my desk, buried deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.

While all the adult theater Halloween events have come and gone by now, & most of the ladies have had their trick or teat bags filled (or fondled), it time for the vanilla-world to have their Halloween. 

Saturday, October 29, 2016

TONIGHT! 10/29/16 at The Art Cinema in Hartford! It's the Ghouls Night Out Halloween Party! The Fun Starts @ 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say has been peeping at the leaves in New England since yesterday, with the final update on tonight's HUGE Ghoul's Night Out Halloween Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT USA. 

The Art Cinema is decorated to the nines, and we are ready to host New England's sexiest singles and couples for a night of devilish fun. 

We have Art Cinema Halloween Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door starting at 7pm (with your paid admission). Here is a sneak peek at these bad boys:

Ghoul's Night Out Swag Bags

The Good Doctor and the staff at the Art Cinema look forward to welcoming you to Ghoul's Night Out, tonight at the number 1 rated classic adult theater in the US!

See you then!


Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Promo Video! Ghoul's Night Out at The Art Cinema in Hartford THIS SATURDAY Night!

Couple's Flash Report! 2hotinvegas visits Fantasy World in Las Vegas, NV (w/PIC)

Doc here, a man who some say worked as a pit boss at The Tangiers in Vegas, with the most recent report from regular contributors to The Journal, 2hotinvegas.

In this report, they hit Fantasy World on the outskirts of Vegas, and ran into some fun.

Take it away, Kids!


Well Doc, sometimes we just feel like being sluts for the night and where better than an adult theater in a sleazy adult bookstore. 

 It was Saturday night and we had attended a swingers house party where we are regulars. The usual crowd of around 50 or so were there enjoying the pool, hot tub, and playrooms. We played with several other couples and a few single guys, but as the party ended at midnight, we wanted more fun. We hopped in the car and instead of going straight home, or to the Studios (our late night favorite club), we decided to visit Fantasy World, a nearby adult theater located on Boulder Highway just across the line in Henderson, NV. Wifey and I had both been there before, but not for a while so we decided, what the Hell, let’s give it a shot. 

Fantasy World is your typical sleazy adult bookstore with actually a pretty good stock of adult merchandise. But it also has a large video arcade with very large booths, but no gloryholes. Then there's the adult theater where a separate cashier takes your money ($10 for couples) at the entrance. Your ticket includes access to the video arcade, but we did not venture in during this visit. Couples are free on Wednesdays, Thursdays, & Fridays. 

Fantasy World, Las Vegas, NV
We paid the entrance fee and entered the theater through a hallway that is so dark you have to feel your way along the wall. The theater actually has two adjoining theaters separated by a partial wall, with the first one showing hetero movies and the second one showing gay, Bi and Trans movies. There is no theater seating, but rather they have plastic chairs that can be moved and arranged however you want. 

We entered the first theater, but had to pause for several minutes so our eyes could adjust to the extremely dark theater. There are three movie screens in each theater and that was the only light available………which is actually a good thing. 

Monday, October 24, 2016

Box Score: Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party in Chicago on 10/22/16 & Hosted by Doc!

Doc here, a man who some say was "Field & Stream's 2011 Trout of the Year", with the Box Score from this past Saturday's wild & crazy Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago, and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

In a follow-up report, The Good Doctor will get into the boobs and bolts details of the party.  It was unlike anything I have seen in a very long time. Chicago was rocking and rolling after the Cubs punched their ticket to the World Series, and the vibe was tremendous. 

Box Score for Nightmare on 15th Avenue in Chicago

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Reports Coming Your Way & Stuff

Doc here, a man who some say has the beautiful singing voice of a canary, with a quick note from my desk, buried deep underneath the Chez Lizardo (located in the Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college). 

It was quite a weekend for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  I spent the bulk of Sunday recuperating from the crazy Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party in Chicago by sitting in an ice bath, thus no reports yesterday.  Had to do it to keep swelling at a minimum. 

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Final Update! TONIGHT! Nightmare on 15th Ave Halloween Party in Chicago on Sat. October 22, 2016 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Final Update: Saturday at 12 Noon: Sweet Christmas, the big day is here for Nightmare on 15th Ave.  

A few last minute notes for you:

  • Yes Cubs fans, we will have the game on in the spa seating area (the regularly scheduled program, "Anal Bangers #13" will be pre-empted).
  • The Good Doctor will be giving M/F couples and single females tours between 7:45 and 9pm tonight. Just ask for"Doc". 
  • RSVPs are pouring in.  Get here early and stay late.  The party runs from 8pm to 1am. The theater is open until 2am.
  • The event is BYOB. We have ice, cups, and mixers. 
  • This will be your chance to meet some of the couples and reporters that contribute to The Journal. I will be happy to introduce you to some!
  • The costume contests (all three of them) start at 10pm (approximately). See me if you want to participate in the following categories: Sexist Female Outfit, Best Couples/Group Outfit, Funniest / Open Category Costume. 
  • We will have extra security on tonight. Single guys: be on your best behavior. If not, your evening will be very short and there will be no refunds.
  • Cell phones, cameras, and smart watches are NOT PERMITTED to be out anywhere except the retail store. Anyone not adhering to this policy might be asked to leave immediately. This rule is enforced strictly.
The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I'll be heading north to Chicago from The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college) shortly.  This will be a night for the adult theater ages, folks... Do not miss it!



House Call: A Nightmare on 15th Ave. Party Warm-Up on Friday 10/21/16!

Doc here, a man who some say was TV's "Derrick Granite", with a quick House Call Report on a crazy warm-up to this evening's "Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The Good Doctor had organ-ized a "Double Head-Her" of visits for Friday, 10/21/16: The first game was to be led off by the legendary Khal & Khaleesi (The Mother of All Squirters) at 5:30pm.  The nightcap was to follow at 8pm with my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple in an organized GB with my GB crew, The Black Sox.  

Well, the Double Head-Her turned into a "Triple Head-Her"... Craziest "night before an event" night in recent memory for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Game 1:
Khal and Khaleesi started the evening off with a splashing great time. Rumors of FEMA being called in to handle the squirt-flood damage have not been substantiated. Their scene ended with a 10-shot salute all over Khaleesi.  

I'm not sure if they made it to the 7th inning stretch.

Game 2:
The Adventurous MD Couple arrived, and were treated to the Black Sox (incl. their manager, your's truly). Started in the theater, and then moved to a private room in the spa. The Black Sox brought their "A" game, and Mrs. AMDCPL loved it! The corners were painted on The Mrs!  More giving - More splashing. 

The mercy rule was employed, as the sexy Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple ran the table.

Game 3:
My good friends The Luscious Laura & Mr. Wayne came in for a warm-up prior to tonight's huge Halloween Party. However, this was NO WARM UP! 
This game of pepper was played in the locker room, and was INTENSE! One of the Louisville Sluggers took her yard on the bench! The Luscious Laura is so cute....and so naughty!

If this is any indication of what tonight's Nightmare on 15th Ave Halloween Party will be like, then pack plenty of 5-Hour Energys. You'll need it.

See everyone tonight!


Friday, October 21, 2016

Freeze Frame! The Girls of 15th Ave's 2016 Halloween Party "Nightmare on 15th Ave" w/ 25 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say has hair with the same water-repelling properties of a mallard duck, with some delightful eye-candy for you in advance of Saturday night's Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party

This event, which traditionally is the biggest of the year for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, has now grown tremendously in scope and size.  We draw attendees from far away from Illinois, such as Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and even Georgia!

Last year's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party drew 106 couples, and scores of sexy singles. Dollars to doughnuts, I think we might break that record Saturday night.

Being the benevolent, caring soul that defines The Good Doctor, I am here to present to you some of my favorite images of a small sample of some sexy women that have RSVP'd for the party

You can thank me tomorrow night as I host the party @ 15th Ave.  Enjoy!


The Girls of Nightmare on 15th Avenue's Halloween Party 2016 in Chicago
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Let's Play 2! A Friday Double Head-Her at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 10/21/16 with Khaleesi AND The Adventurous MD Couple!

Doc here, a man who some say was once the play-by-play voice of the Siracusa Calamari of  the Mediterranean Baseball League (MBL), with some of the best news about a Friday in recent memory.

The Lizardo Lantern will be getting quite a work out at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday, 10/21. You see, we have scheduled a twi-night double head-her at 15th Ave and it's going to be a hooter hoot.

Let's look at the starting line-up for both ends of this adult theater double head-her. 

Leading off at 5pm Friday is the force of nature known as Khaleesi (AKA The Mother of All Squirters).  Here is what she is looking for (based on the scouting report):

Loyal readers of Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters, you are cordially invited to join us for a BUKKAKE at 15th Avenue Adult Emporium, this Friday, October 21st. Khaleesi will do her best to flood the theater... And then it's your turn.

Put on a display of your face-painting artistry! Give a demonstration of your cumshot accuracy! Show off how much spunk you can pump!

All we ask is that you 1) be respectful and follow her instructions about when and where you may touch her and 2) be polite and try not to get any in her eyes. Just in case, Khaleesi will be wearing her reading glasses. (And we know many of you, like Khal, like that look too!)

Make sure to be Following Doc on Twitter and checking The Journal regularly this week. Our ETA is 5pm.  We're hoping for at least 20 of you to be there with heavy loads ready to launch.

Khaleesi has always had bukkake fantasies, she LOVED both she had at 15th Avenue this summer, and she wants this to the biggest and best yet. That's why we've finally decided, for the first time ever, to announce our visit. Please join us Friday @5 and lets all have a good time making a beautiful mess!


Khal and Khaleesi

And now onto the 2nd game, starting at 8pm Friday starring Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple

Taking the mound for the nightcap are my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple. This is the 2nd year in a row they have made an appearance at 15th Ave., and last year's was a blast (actually, multiple blasts). 

There will be three innings to their visit...Pay attention.

1st Inning: Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple will be initially entertained by The Black Sox, The Good Doctor's crew of GB specialsts. We will be starting in the theater, as Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple loves to show off for the crowd. 

2nd Inning: The Black Sox will escort TAMDCPL back for a GB. Watching is encouraged. Consider it priming the pump.

3rd Inning: It's time to pop the champagne corks, as Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple wants a cum bath.  Step up and swing for the fence, gents. 

Guys: Be freshly showered, not smelling of smoke, and courteous.  If you fail at any of these, you'll be sent to the minors before walking up to the plate for your at-bat. 
Questions?  E-mail me at

Hit the batting cages early, ladies and gentlemen. 


Thursday, October 20, 2016

Visit Announcement! The Awesome Candi O at The Oregon Theater in Portland this Friday 10/21/16 at 9pm! (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say developed an Italian fighting technique similar to Tai Chi, called Ma Donne, whereby you distract your opponent my giving him a dope slap when he isn't looking.  It was never proven to be effective. 

This weekend is shaping up to be one for the ages across the country and this thing of ours. In addition to a double-header of legendary ladies Friday (Khaleesi and The Adventurous MD Couple) and the huge Halloween event Saturday night at Chicago's 15th Ave. Adult Theater, Portland has stepped up with a visit from one of my favorite legendary ladies.

The smoke show known as Candi O is visiting The Oregon Theater in Portland Friday night at 9pm. Candi has visited every top adult theater in the country (I've seen them in Hartford and Chicago personally), and is stopping by Portland's last classic adult theater Friday night.  

The Good Doctor is over-nighting an extra Lizardo Lantern to Portland to signal Candi O's arrival at The OT Friday night. 

Here are a few of my favorite Candi O pics from The Journal's archive:

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Flash Report! Peeper Returns with a Great Trip to Fantasyland 1 & 2 in Tampa on Friday 10/14/16

Doc here, a man who some say once starred in the 1980's nature program "Animals in the Bush" on PBS.  He left the show shortly after it's premier as he felt deceived by producers who promised him a show "on that other bush you like", but never shot it.

The e-mail machine here at The Journal has been humming, and as evidence, the following report from 2nd time contributor, Peeper.

Peeper ventured out to the legendary Fantasyland 1 and 2 in Tampa, FL last Friday, and his story is an impressive one to say the least (addresses in the adult theater dB). 

Take it away, Peeper!


Hi Doc,

Long time fan and part of this thing we love. I don't get out as much as I use too but last Friday was one of my free days to explore.

I visited Fantasy Land 1 and 2 . I got into Tampa around 5PM and decided to buy my tickets early. I stopped by FL2 to look around since I had never been in there since it became FL2. The clerk was very friendly and told me about the place. Just then a young 20 something couple walked in. He said my friend only you can F this experience up. He also said there was another couple in there.

Fantasyland 1
Tampa, FL
Indeed there was a 40-50 something couple in the fishbowl putting on a show. The young couple went into a private room with a glory hole in between. A man in a dress beat us all to the room and locked the door. No I cant figure that one out but he/she won the race. 

After he/she was happy that person left and a few of us entered to see what was happening. To our surprise the glory hole was open and there was a nice little butt placed against the glory hole. 3 of us played with this young play toy. Then she went and enjoyed her companions cock while we watched. After that they moved closer to the hole to enjoy some doggy and feeding at the hole.

After that I left to visit FL1. Nothing was going on at that time so I went to the hotel to shower and change.

After refueling and cleaning up I went back around 9PM. Overall in FL 1 and 2 there were over 20 couples Friday night. Not everyone played but many did. What I noticed was there were many that played out in the open. That is a big change from my last visit a few years ago. I was in the theater when the local TV executive was busted about 8-9 years ago. Since that night I had not seen anyone play in the open. 

Fantasyland 2
Tampa, FL
The highlight of the evening was at FL1. A Hispanic lady (30's white dress and great tits) who was in both theaters all afternoon/evening finally let loose. She took off her panties, spread her legs and took on a number of willing young studs. It was a feeding frenzy. Sitting next to her was a tall thin gal in a black dress. Her male companion was fingering her. He exposed her so myself and another guy moved in to see if she wanted more. She did and we sucked and fingered her to a wet ending. That was all she wanted at that time but I think she moved to the booth area for more.

It was like a tennis match in both places. You could not keep your eye on all the players. Many played in the private rooms, others went to the booth areas. I saw a number of couples at both theater throughout the night. They came out to play.

Field Report! Phantasyman4u2001 Reviews Portland's Taboo Adult Theater and The Oregon Theater on 10/15/16

Doc here, a man who some say once developed a shampoo that was called "Capelli Pericoloso". It's been banned throughout the Western hemisphere for using "un-natural ingredients including sea horses."  However, to this day, The Good Doctor still uses it successfully and often.

The e-mail machine here at The Journal's home office (near the small women's liberal arts college) cranked out the following  Field Report from first time contributor Phantasyman4u2001 on the two remaining Portland, OR adult theaters: The Oregon Theater and Taboo Video.

While we know a ton about The Oregon Theater (I have been there countless times), not much is known about Taboo Video's new mini theaters (I have been to Taboo pre-mini theaters).  

That is until now.

Please welcome to The Journal Phantasyman4u2001.  Take it away, sir.



I was in Portland this past weekend and went to the Oregon Theater both Friday and Saturday nights with some really fun times with couples. Brents Theater Tales explains all the action. I also stopped by another ABS I had heard about. Not the OT but could have potential. Following is the info on it and hopefully locals in Portland can expand.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Visit Announcement! Koral at Humpday Gangbang at The Catalyst in Portland, OR Wednesday October 19th, 2016 w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say is People Magazine's #14 top motivational speaker for 2009, with quite a Visit Announcement for you, the good readers of The Journal.

In the name of God and the Baby Jesus, if you are anywhere near Portland, OR this Wednesday, then you need to go to The Catalyst, an on-premises lifestyle club for what will be your best Hump Day ever.  Why does The Good Doctor say this?

These Hump Day events are organized by TJ, who is well know in the scene in Portland.  And from everything I hear, these events are no-frills, balls to the walls, action-focused events. 

And the cherry on top? The legendary Koral (along with her partner in crime, S) will be one of many in attendance, mingling, socializing, and at 10pm, she will put the "Boo" in bukkake. For half an hour, Koral take every shot across her (bow) brow (and gorgeous face). 

Yes kids, she is THAT girl.

Here are the details:

Visit Announcement! Khal & Khaleesi's Return to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago This Friday 10/21/16

Doc here, a man who some say performed rhythmic gymnastics at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal for the Italian Team, with the Visit Announcement that you all have been waiting for.

Take it away, Khal & Khaleesi!


Dear Doc,

How can I begin any other way than to first congratulate you on the AMAZING relaunch of The Journal! It looks great! Well done. And from two of us who so very much enjoy "This Thing of Ours," THANK YOU for continuing to be the torch bearer, pied piper, and Chief Communications Officer for all things ABS.

Secondly, we want to apologize for vanishing so abruptly from Twitter. We felt it was the best decision for us, but that doesn't mean we've disappeared entirely. We're still out in the world and we're still making visits to 15th Avenue.

That said...

Loyal readers of Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters, you are cordially invited to join us for a BUKKAKE at 15th Avenue Adult Emporium in Chicago this Friday, October 21st. Khaleesi will do her best to flood the theater... And then it's your turn.

Put on a display of your face-painting artistry! Give a demonstration of your cumshot accuracy! Show off how much spunk you can pump!

Field Report! New Location in North Hollywood: Sherman Way Adult Book Store by NHR

Doc here with a quick Field Report from first-timer NHR on an existing location in North Hollywood, CA that gets M/F couples traffic called Sherman Way Adult Book Store.

The LA scene is kind of a big bag of misery right now in this thing of ours, so positive news is a very good thing.

Here we go!



Hot couple in here last week.  Clean, safe, good parking, great AC, small theater in ABS    straight adult videos on two large screen televisions. Couples and guys.   Hit and miss.  

Was last there /  October 12, 2016. Attractive couple, played with others.

Sherman Way Adult Book Store

11841 Sherman Way
North Hollywood, CA 91605

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Special Report! Vickie the Vixen's Long, Hard, and Wet Ride to 3.5K

Doc here, a man whose meatball IQ is in the high 160's, with an incredible retrospective from one of the naughtiest women I have met in the adult theater scene: Vickie the Vixen.

This recap of her five years in this thing of ours is nothing short of amazing, and from this editor's eyes, note perfect. Set the set bar at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago very high. So high I don't set it coming down anytime soon.

I don't think everyone truly understands why I do what I do. Its high time I tell you. You could say I'm a slut, a whore, a nasty little girl, a vicious dominatrix or an obedient slave. I am all of that and more. Any woman who allows so many men to grace her nethers surely must have some voracious appetite or be completely insane. Don't worry, I play safe! That life thing kinda entices me. Those who truly know me understand what I am about to tell you. The reason I do what I do may shock you or it may intrigue you. I hope it does both!

Throughout all of my adventures I am accompanied by my best friend and life partner, Victor. From these posts you can tell he's quite a character. The party truly does begin once he arrives. We didn't always have the picture perfect relationship. We didn't always talk about sex. In fact, not that long ago I still shushed him when discussing anything beyond PG-13 in public. 

Vickie the Vixen
My open lifestyle began almost five years ago when I caught Victor cleaning someone else's pipes. He had always drifted a bit but no one ever really pulled him away from me until this one. It was hard to accept; I felt I wasn't doing my job. I wasn't sexy enough or he had just grown tired of me ran through my mind as I mentally beat myself up. I was pissed at him don't get me wrong. I was contemplating doing hard time for the many responses racing through my head. Then rationality kicked in and we talked.

He told me he needed kinky to get off. Really kinky. I was a virgin when we met so anything beyond missionary was kinky. It wasn't like he needed ball bleeding or ass ripping masked cum escapades to get off, he just liked screwing sluts. After much contemplating I agreed to take on the task. We planned to go to 15th Ave. and made the trip during a Marti Gras party. We did the usual tour, spent two minutes watching a gang bang behind the screen and I wanted out. It took a few more visits until I was brave enough to give it a try. 

First I showed up in sweatpants and frumpy clothes, then my wardrobe slowly grew to incorporate a theme for every day of the year. My favorite look though is thigh high tights, garter belt, knee high boots, a short black anything and my signature "Fuck Off" belt. This is my sanctuary. If I was going to do this, I was going to be bad ass at it!

The Cannolipocolypse Has Ended - Maintenance Complete: The Journal Returns with New Brakes & Paint Job

Doc here, a man who some say wields a ball peen hammer like Thor wields Molinjar, with some good news on the just completed maintenance on The Journal.

Yes kids, I ran the brakes down too low on this 2009 vintage blog, and it needed pads and rotors plus a tune up. And while I was at it, I ran it over to The Valley's #3 rated body shop for a paint job & rustproofing.

Absurd prologue aside, The Good Doctor was overwhelmed by the 120+ e-mails, dozens of DMs on Twitter, & messages on Fetlife asking if all was OK in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts collage. I guess I never really knew how much couples and singles alike really enjoyed The Journal, and the help it had given them as they explored this thing of ours

One of my favorite e-mails sent in had a subject line that I will steal often:

A number of readers thought the The Journal going off-line had something to do with my health-related issues. Thankfully I am past that and feeling fit, virile, & fiesty. But at the same time I am very grateful to those of you who expressed your concerns.

This was the major part of the site re-fresh.  I have a minor project that I will start slotting in slowly, but will not require down time. 

I have an amazing retrospective from my good friend Vickie the Vixen that will be first new report post-cannolipocolypse. It is note perfect, and I expect nothing less from Vickie the Vixen.  Yes, she is that good!

Thanks to everyone for hanging in there as The Journal was on the lift at the garage. Words cannot express my gratefulness to all that reached out this past week, and sent good vibes this way.

OK, now where were we?