Friday, August 18, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Max & Sarah Hit Bliss & Xposed Adult Theaters in Dallas, TX - July 2017 + Portland Preview!

Doc here, a man who some say sent a belated birthday card to Leon (his birthday was April 10th, 2017), but I'm not sure how long he will live...

Dear readers, do I have a special 1-2 punch for you in this great Couples Flash Report from my good friends Max & Sarah!

Nor only are you mere seconds away from reading one of the hottest Couple's Flash Reports I have had the pleasure of editing in a long time, Max & Sarah are also going to be in Portland, OR this weekend!  They will be hitting The Oregon Theater Saturday night 10pm-ish, and what better warm up for that visit than this report (and PICS!)

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and let this report sink in...

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Hello Again Doc & Readers,

We are back with another review of a recent weekend in Dallas. Max wanted me to write up the whole experience, but, as we have previously established, once things start happening I am not the most accurate journalist so he added some notes.  

FRIDAY AFTERNOON

The theater we went to in Dallas was Bliss. We were excited for a few reasons. First of all, in the state of Texas we were kind of running out of places to go and we had heard great things about Bliss .
Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

I’ll begin with the overall appearance and vibe. Bliss is nice!  Like Colette nice. I was very surprised. There is a large main room with white couches and a couple of televisions playing porn. Against the wall there are some small rooms with beds, with real sheets!  I have a thing about sheets. If you walked down the hallway with the beds you turn the corner and you are in the theater itself, where are 6 couches.

The place was packed for a Friday afternoon. We had posted on a few sites that we would be there and I think that at least a few of the guys there were for us, which made me very happy. 

We went into the theater and were followed by almost every guy in the place. There were so many that I actually got a little nervous.  When I get nervous I can be a little hesitant, like I don’t know where to sit or what to do and that is when Max very quickly figured out the headspace I was in and took charge.
The Lovely Sarah!
We sat on a couch in the middle row. Max was at the end of the couch and I was in the middle. We sat down and we started kissing. Pretty quickly Max’s hand was up my dress and we were surrounded by guys on all sides. Max told me to stand up and hand him my panties.  And BTW, this is something that Max usually does. Its his way of saying its time to invite company.

I couldn’t tell you how many guys were around us by that point. I was on top of Max and facing the back of the couch. Max grabbed my hair in his fist and pulled my face close to his and said “Get on your knees. On the floor.” I hesitated a little bit, I have a thing about getting too dirty and come on, we all know what is all over the floor.  He knew I was hesitating and gave me the look that told me that he wasn’t playing that that I shouldn’t either.
Sarah
I moved to the floor and started sucking Max’s dick. The guys were getting closer and Max told me to stick my ass out, and he pulled my dress up. A few of the guys moved in and started touching me, rubbing my ass, touching my back. It was nice.

UNTIL….

One guy, and I still don’t know who it was, started jamming his fingers inside of me. Without turning around I gently swatted his hand away.  He did it again, only this time he also started pinching at my clit, hard, like a lobster. And for the record, even if I wanted everyone to jam every finger inside of me I would, under no circumstances want someone to pinch my clit. (ed. note: WTF dude. Guys at Bliss, you need to self-police better when a guy like this douchebag came close to ruining an entire day of adult theater fun. If you see a guy like this again, take him aside and handle it.)

So whoever you are, just don’t do it. It’s about as hot as it would be if I pinched the end of your dick. Stop it. It’s awful.

Max could tell something was going on because I kept looking up at him. But I wasn’t stopping and I wasn’t saying so he couldn’t help. And frankly, I thought I could handle it and the guy would just go away and we could have our fun. [MAX: I saw her swatting guys away but when I’m sitting and she’s sucking my dick I don’t have a good view of what’s going on at her other end. I thought one of the guys was misbehaving but I wasn’t sure which one and sometimes it’s hard to communicate in that environment.]

After the SECOND time of waving his hand away he did it again. Still, without turning around, and while still sucking Max’s dick, I grabbed his hand by the wrist and threw it off of me. And then he tried AGAIN. 

I was pissed. I am pretty sure that Max has never seen me that angry. [MAX: No I have not. I don’t plan on seeing it again.]  I stood up and without even asking Max for my panties I pulled my dress down and walked out the door. Gentlemen, this is unprecedented. I have never, in all of the places that we have been to, never have I walked out.  Max knew something was up but didn’t know what. We got into the car and I told him the story.

I go to theaters to be the slut that I want to be. I get off on fucking a lot of guys and I really get off on Max being there with me and seeing me act out the things we talk about. That’s my thing. But I can’t tell you in strong enough terms how important it is that I can trust that if I say no, it will be respected. If that had been my first time in a theater I would have never gone back and Max would never have wanted me to go back. DON’T RUIN THIS THING WE HAVE BY ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WISH. I am there by choice and I can choose to leave any time if what is happening is contrary to what I want.

Do not fuck this up. This dude came dangerously close.

After Max and I talked for a few minutes and I got to yell a bit I calmed down and said I would go back and give it another try. I liked the place and most of the guys seemed nice. So I went back in.

Max and I went in and sat on the right side of the middle row. He sat on the far corner of the couch and motioned for me to sit with him. I curled into him with my back to the room and we began again. I was kneeling on the couch and sucking Max’s dick again. As soon as Max started touching me, and I started sucking his dick I was back in the mood. Max can tell by the way I start moving and the small noises that I make when I am ready. My little whimper or a sharp intake of air and he knows that he doesn’t even need to ask. He can look at me and know that I am wet and I am ready and so fucking willing.

Because we didn’t know which guy was the persistent pincher, Max waved off any guy that had been around me before. So if you got waved off and weren’t that guy I’m sorry that you got painted with that brush. Maybe next time ;)

There were 3 guys rubbing my ass, the insides of my thighs. Max told them no fingers, just touching. I was still sucking his dick and Max directed my attention to the man now standing close to the couch. All I needed to do was turn my head.  Max said, “baby, you need to suck his dick”. I looked up at Max with his dick in my mouth. He said “come on baby. Get him hard” and I took the new dick immediately into my mouth and as deep into my throat as possible. The man very quietly said “fuuck yes”. BTW, I love responses like that. I love hearing how turned on you are. 
Sarah
After a couple of minutes Max, gently grabbed my hair and raised my head to his mouth and said “baby it’s time. You need to stand up”. I did as I was told and stood up. Max took my dress and my bra off. “Lean forward” he said. I leaned forward with my back flat and my hands grabbing the back of the couch. The man’s dick, that was still wet from my sucking it, slid straight into me while I looked at Max. It was hot. He fucked me hard and came quickly. Again, something I love.

There was another guy waiting to get his dick sucked but ONLY if I used a condom. He told Max that he had different flavors. And that was a hard pass. Look, I get that some of you who go to theaters have wives or girlfriends and you don’t want them to know and you don’t want to ‘catch’ anything.  I totally understand and appreciate your position. But I don’t appreciate it enough to suck your dick in a condom, I don’t care what the flavor is. Never. No. Gross. [MAX: He was another guy who had a hard time hearing “no.” He seemed genuinely shocked that we still said no after he said it was flavored. Like, “but it’s strawberry!”]

So after the non-start with strawberry condom another guy stepped up and stuck his dick deep inside of me. And he started saying some of the hottest things to me. Asking if I loved all the cock I was getting. Asking me if I wanted more. I answered him with small yeses and light moans. I can’t tell you how much I like dirty talk.  So he was fucking me from behind and I was facing Max who was also standing.  The guy started fucking me harder, and talking more, telling me that I was a good little fuck. 

About that time Max grabbed my shoulders and started pushing me hard back onto the guys dick. Max was in my ear telling me to take it and telling him to fuck me hard. They both made me feel like their little fuck toy and the stranger came deep into my pussy while my arms were draped around Max’s neck. As I felt the last drops of come throb into my pussy Max leaned into my ear and said “you did so good little one. Good girl”.   I almost came again just writing that. There were no other takers [MAX: So many guys were shy that day.] so I put my clothes back on and Max and I made our way out of the theater.
 
Bliss Adult Theater's Arcade
[MAX: By the way Bliss also has an arcade. We took a pass through but weren’t really feeling it that day. Here’s a tip though: if you bring your girl to Bliss, walk her through the arcade once before heading to the theater. A whole lot of those arcade guys will suddenly want to pay the theater admission.]

FRIDAY NIGHT

Max and I really like to play with couples as well and that night happened to be couples night at Bliss. After having been in the space we were excited to come back that night. Not a lot to report as there wasn’t much going on. There were maybe 7 couples in the place. One couple was on a couch and the husband was playing with her boobs while she used a vibrator. Other couples stared at the screen without even making out.

Honestly a lot of swinger clubs can be like this. A lot of talk on line and very little interaction at all. But maybe we caught it too early. The location has tons of potential.

SATURDAY: XPOSED
Xposed
Dallas, TX
This was far and away the scariest theater I have ever been to. Here’s why:
1. People around outside looked seriously methed out.
2. When we went in the store seemed empty but we could hear and see someone sleeping in the back office.
3. If I can’t get someone to come take my money what would they do if something happened and I actually needed help. I felt really unsafe.
                                                            
When they came and took our money and we went into the theater it was pretty dark with a lot of turns and corners. There were a couple of patrons, but I couldn’t see anything about them it was so dark. [MAX: It wasn’t that dark, I think she just had The Fear. It was such a long walk down twisty passageways though that it really did feel kind of isolated back there, so I felt kind of creeped out too.] I lasted two minutes and told Max we had to go. We won’t go back.

SATURDAY: BLISS

When we arrived the parking lot was PACKED, which always makes me a little scared. When we went in there were dozens of guys. Honestly I have never seen that many guys in a theater. It was overwhelming to the point that I needed to sit in the area with the white couches for a while. There were so many guys that I had to build up the courage to go into the theater at all.

[MAX: I think there were more than 50 guys there, all circling and watching her, and she was the only woman. It was pretty intimidating, like am I going to be able to do crowd control without it turning into a mess.]

I curled into Max on the white couch and he talked me down. Guys were all around us even on the white couches. Max had to ask them to keep back while he walked me through what we were going to do and where we were going to sit. We were going to start the way we always did and it would be fine. [MAX: We actually walked through the theater twice before we picked a spot.  

The first time we walked through, a bunch of eager beavers went in and sat on all the couches. It made it impossible for us to sit alone on a couch to get started, it’s like they were demanding that we choose them just because they were sitting. Not a great move, guys, we almost left right then because we couldn’t figure out a good place to sit.]

At this point I felt timid but I trust everything when Max is in charge. We walked into the theater and got on the couch I got on Max’s lap and started riding him as we kissed. I opened my eyes and there were at least 9 guys standing behind the couch. [MAX: There were also 12 behind her almost close enough to touch and another 20 behind them. I didn’t tell her that.] 

He told me to take off my panties and give them to him. And in an unusual move, Max told me to take off my dress and my bra and give everything to him. I am usually not naked so quickly and felt very exposed, especially with so many men around. I did as I was told and took off all of my clothes and handed them over to him. 
Bliss
Dallas, TX
I quickly got back on his lap to hide a little. And we started making out again, with me grinding on Max’s lap. He put his mouth next to my ear and said, low and quiet “take it out”. And I carefully undid his pants and pulled his dick out. And then he said ‘suck”. So I got on all fours on the couch and put my mouth on Max’s dick and started sucking. He was whispering in my ear about how many guys there were and telling me that I was a good girl.

Max waved one guy over who touched my ass and then kind of backed off. I heard Max tell another guy to come over and he whispered in my ear “you’re off the leash”, which means he wants to see me really fuck this guy, not just take it. The guy put on a condom and started fucking me from behind. I hadn't even seen his face. He had a gigantic dick and I was looking at Max while he pounded at me from behind. Sometimes this is a good position but depending on the size of the dick, it can hit my IUD which really hurts. So I asked him to flip me over. Max got up and joined the crowd of spectators that were surrounding me and the guy.  I heard one guy say “give them some air’ and they all backed up and this guy and I put on quite a show.

At one point the guy stopped to put on another condom and Max tapped me and said ‘Look, you are getting your guy on guy action.’  Sure enough there was one guy leaning on the back of the next couch staring at me, while another guy bent forward at the waist to suck his dick.

A PSA FROM SARAH

It’s probably a good thing to mention here, and I’m just gonna say it outright. I know what you guys do when I am not at the theater. I know that you guys come there to suck each others dicks, or jack each other off or even fuck each other. I know this because sometimes Max goes without me to do exactly that. I think it is absolutely HOT. I love seeing guys play with each other, and make out and suck each others dicks. I love it. Unfortunately when I am around, that stops and the focus shifts to me. So for the record, I am way into watching that and if you were to do it when I am around I would be thrilled. For real. Do me a favor and play with each other when I’m around. I fucking love it.

BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING

Our new friend was having trouble staying hard in the condom and stood up to take it off leaving me with my legs wide open completely naked on the couch. I could feel every single eye in the place on me and it was amazing. Then we just started fucking. Hard. He got on top of me and put one of my legs over his shoulder so he could go in really deep. His face was close to mine and I started talking to him, because I like giving as well as getting in the dirty talk department.

I got close to his ear and said, “You like fucking my wet pussy with your big cock? Doesn’t it feel good? My pretty pussy? Everyone in this room wants it, and right now its just yours. You’d better fuck me good.”
Sarah
He raised up to look at me while he fucked me hard and I noticed that his dick was so big that you could see it move under my belly when he would thrust in. I couldn’t stop watching it. And I looked to my left and saw Max standing there and I knew he was looking at the same thing.

I was looking right at Max and I said, “I'm about to come oh my god. Daddy! Daddy.” Max looked at me hard and said “take it.”

The guy fucking me grabbed me and flipped me over onto my belly so that my knees were on the floor and my stomach was on the couch and he just kept fucking me. Only now I could feel how his dick would move my belly against the couch. Later Max said I made noises he hadn’t heard before.
Sarah
The guy grabbed me by the shoulders and flipped me again onto all fours. There was no other noise in the room except him fucking me and my whimpers. I asked  him if he was going to come for me and kept saying yes, yes. And he pulled out of me and finished himself off and came all over my back.  I was spent and so was he.  

[MAX: This second visit to Bliss the guys were really good about policing each other’s behavior, for a crowd that size they were really well-behaved, and one guy especially was super helpful, even went and got her a hot towel when she was done. Yes, Bliss has HOT TOWELS, like a real spa. I’ve never seen the like in an adult theater before.]

Be nice to girls in theaters. If you are you might just get to fuck them! We’ll be in Portland in this weekend and hope to have more adventures to report then!

Sarah

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Doc here again... Now I know most of you are now booking flights to Portland to see Max & Sarah, but if I may...

Many thanks to my good friends Max & Sarah for another incredible Couple's Flash Report!  This had it all, plus excellent editorial content on expected guy's behavior, a scary theater (Xposed - C'mon guys, you can do better!), and a good to great experience to Bliss in Dallas (guys, work on your self-policing, please). 

And Portland, be ready... The lovely Sarah will be on the prowl Saturday night. And I am expecting some great reports from both Max & Sarah, but any of you who will be there to witness and participate at the Oregon Theater Saturday at 10pm-ish.  Submit your reports to me directly HERE.

Thanks,
Doc