Sunday, December 13, 2015

Flash Report! Club Tabu in Lansing, Michigan by Jamming Jackie!

Doc here, a man who some say owns a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, with a brand new Flash Report from regular contributor, Jamming Jackie.

JJ hit Club Tabu in Lansing, MI, and has filed this report.

What find you, sir?


Hello there Doc, 

Jamming Jackie here and checking in from Lansing, Michigan. It had been a long day and by about 10pm or so I'm figuring its time to get some shut eye but I might as well check the Journal and see what's going on in this middle of the mitten area of Michigan. 

Seconds later a quick scroll in the database yields Club Tabu only 4 miles away! A gift from the heavens for sure and while tired and ready for bed I take this as a sign from the theater gods and decide I had better at least go check it out and at least send in a report to update the excellent upbeat, optimistic (and accurate) review of the establishment by Flynn from a little over a year ago.

Friday night 11:16pm arrival, just about prime time Yelp report says (they really Yelp about adult theaters? LOL). Parking lot looks packed! Good to see so I scope out for a few minutes while checking last minute texts and emails before playing my $10 entry fee for unlimited in and out all night till 4am. Only one old black guy on a bike asked me for a quarter on the way through the off street parking lot. Other than that smooth sailing from the car through the well lit safe feeling lot to the building.

Desk clerk seems friendly and said there was one couple in earlier, but not sure if they are still there. I told him I'm on a undercover reconnaissance mission for the Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters as an undocumented, unauthorized, unassociated but appreciated traveling dirty detective investigating for the cause. His unfazed look gave him away as a newbie to this thing of ours. Face piercings and all he was very helpful.