Thursday, December 31, 2015

XXXclusive! Ring Out 2015 with Hawaiian Eyeful in Paradise (and 12 Brand New Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say lives in the city. Every 24 hours a little bit of everything happens. Nine million people make a lot of history in one day. They write it all down and file it away. Some of it's important, some of it isn't. Business, industry, government - you buy a three-cent stamp or an oil well - they keep records of it. Progress, money, success... and failure. A complete history of every day; some of it's public, some personal. It's all written down. In my job we catalog trouble. I'm The Good Doctor.

2015...We hardly knew ye. It was a crazy year for The Good Doctor, in more ways than I can count. Successes, failures. Huge adult theater events, and classic adult theaters that closed. Good hair days, bad hair days. 

In any case, it's time to put a bow on 2015 in a big way, and I can't think of a better way to leave you with a good taste in your mouth than this set of brand new pics from my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful.

Last month, Ms. Eyeful & Mr. Eyeful took a trip to a romantic paradise resort in a far away land. The location looked spectacular, and the setting perfect. While there, Hawaiian Eyeful had photo shoots scheduled to capture both her beauty and that of the setting, and we are now blessed with the best images from those shoots.

So kids, as you pop open the bubbly on New Year's Eve, pop open all of these fantastic images by clicking on the thumbnails and enjoy the eye candy that is the smoking hot Hawaiian Eyeful.

Happy New Year!



Flash Report! Captain Fly Guy at Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say sold falafel off a food cart in The Narrows, with a brand new Flash Report from first-time contributor to The Journal, Captain Fly Guy.

Captain Fly Guy rolled back his canopy and made his second ever visit to an adult theater when he stepped inside Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and has filed this terrific report on his findings. And by "findings", I mean the hot woman he encountered at Secrets.

Please welcome to the Journal, Captain Fly Guy.


Dear Doctor:

In my second ever visit to an adult theater, and having read your excellent advice on etiquette, I found myself at Secrets in Des Moines, WA (address in the adult theater database).

Des Moines, WA
Walking through the front door, I saw three potential patrons (two men and a woman) at the front desk discussing "the lifestyle" with the beautiful young clerk. I paid my entrance, passed by, and began enjoying the shows

Eventually the troika entered the theater and made themselves comfortable in the large room on the couch, the lady with one man on either side. Evidently one was her LTR, the other a friend in the lifestyle. They enjoyed the show awhile, and the LTR left the

The lady decided to get more comfortable, and removed her sweater. Then her halter top so that her friend could suckle her large breasts. Eventually, she removed the dress entirely so that he could offer her his fingers and tongue, which he did quite well while prostrate on the floor, and her shaved pussy thrust towards the crowd of bystanders grew to about 8. 

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Coming Tomorrow on The Journal! Ring Out 2015 with a Brand New Hawaiian Eyeful Photo Set of 12 New Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say lived through a whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive.

The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed... men like The Good Doctor... the warrior Doc. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything... and became a shell of a man... a burnt-out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again.

As we wrap up 2015 here at the Journal, Barky Lizardo and I decided that the final report of 2015 will be a doozy.  Something that captures the vibe of this crazy year in this thing of ours.  

Two words for you: Hawaiian Eyeful.

A Sneak Peak at Hawaiian Eyeful
Sometime around 6pm CT on New Years Eve, The Good Doctor will power up the flux capacitor on the bank of servers here at the Chez Lizardo in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college, and publish "Hawaiian Eyeful in Paradise". These pics were shot at a luxury lifestyle resort last month, and they are stunning. Here is a sneak peak I Tweeted out last night (another good reason to follow me @LizardoJournal):

This photo is pretty amazing, but just wait until you drop a load get a load of the other 11 super high quality high res images of the legendary Hawaiian Eyeful.  

Their professional photographer down at their resort did a great job on this shoot, and you will be able to see the images for yourself Thursday, New Year's Eve, at 6pm CT.  12 incredible images for you to ring out 2015 and ring in 2016!

You are welcome.


Flash Report! The O'Hare MILF at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago by Raygun on 12/29/15

Doc here, a man who some say is lowered via cable down the front of The Valley's tallest building every New Years Eve, and at the stroke of midnight pops of of those plastic confetti bottles.  It is not very spectacular.

As we wind down 2015, a few brand new reports have hit The Good Doctor's inbox, and this one is a keeper from regular contributor, Raygun.

Raygun was back at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago yesterday afternoon (12/29/15), and popped open his champagne bottle all over my good friend and very naughty girl, The O'Hare MILF

Take it away, sir.


Hi Doc,

I was able to end the year on a high note with a visit from an old "friend".

The O'Hare MILF

I needed a break from the holidays and had planned to go to the theater Sunday night. A last minute change of plans found my visiting parents staying at my place and me stuck at home. Monday the weather was miserable and nobody went anywhere if they didn't have to -- another day ruined. I finally had a chance to visit 15th Ave. Theater Tuesday afternoon and hoped for the best.

There were plenty of guys, but no one else, and after a couple hours I was ready to leave. I was sitting in my car checking email when I saw the message, "Couple in the house". How did I miss that? I'd better get back inside, I thought.

I walked into the theater. My eyes had not yet adjusted to the dark, but I could see a shadowy scrum of six or eight guys at the back of the couples' section. The center of attention was hidden from view, but as soon as I heard the first moan, I knew exactly who it was -- one of my favorite couples, whom I had not seen in months.

This couple are regulars. She's probably in her 50s, a little pixie with short bleached blonde hair, small breasts, and a spinners figure.

They usually start off sitting in the back row of the couples' section. They sit quietly for a few minutes and then she gives him a blow job. As soon as it's clear that she's ready to play, she's surrounded by guys with their dicks out, jerking off. The guys standing behind will start to touch her and she'll reach back for them. She'll take off her shirt and bra, and eventually get naked.

But today she must have been as desperate for this as I was, because they seemed to have skipped the preliminaries and gotten right to it. I tried to get a look at her through the group of guys surrounding her. She was already naked, kneeling on the seat facing the back of the theater. Someone was fucking her from behind while several others stood in front of her hoping to be sucked or jerked off. Her husband sat two seats away watching and jerking off. She interrupted her cocksucking with loud moans and exclamations. "Fuck it, baby. Oh, fuck it. Fuck it."

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas from The Good Doctor & Barky Lizardo

Doc here, a man who some say looks like a million bucks in a green pointed hat, a green mu mu, and pointed shoes. 

On behalf of the creative team here at The Journal (myself and my faithful companion, Barky Lizardo), I would like to wish all the good readers of The Journal and @LizardoJournal a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Naughty New Year.

As I finish gift wrapping a fine selection of meats & cheeses for friends and family, I will also wrap up my 4th Bloody Mary.  The Feast of the Seven Fishes will commence at 18:00 hours, and there is a 50/50 chance I will remember even a little part of it.  

Enjoy the time with the family, as everyone reads their iPhones at the holiday table.

Buon Natale!


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Flash Report! The Week in Review on Portland's Adult Theaters by Brent!

Doc here, a man who some say played a supporting role in the 80's crime tele-drama "The Man in Ban-Lon", with a dynamite report on the week that was in Portland, OR by our good friend, Brent in Portland

It was a busy week in PDX, and Brent has all the inside intel you need to know.

No one does it like Brent, so sit back, pop open the Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy the song stylings of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

Take it away, sir.



I took a little time off from the theaters to house and dog sit at my sister's while she and her husband were on vacation. I got a chance to catch up on some movies and television shows while I was there. I particularly enjoyed Netflix, "Jessica Jones" and I thought "We have our own Jessica Jones, Jessica , the front person at The Oregon Theater." Like JJ, she's a badass with a great ass. I also like "Bloodline," and "Master Of None" and my nephew has a small role in the series "Longmire."

The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Friday was the night Koral returned to The Paris and she and two other ladies fucked and sucked 50 or more men during the hours they were there. At one point I thought The Annex was going to collapse under the weight of all the men who were crowded inside while they waited to fuck either Koral or TJ's girl, who at certain intervals were also busy pleasing each other. 

The third lady playing was a sexy solid woman with big tits who liked her men naked and their cocks hard and uncovered. She enjoyed getting fucked and sucking dicks until they came in her mouth or on her face. Her husband enjoyed eating her cum filled ho ho after some guy had just fucked it. They had put an ad in Craigslist and had come through with flying colors.Since I've returned the theater action has been pretty good. 

Three couples were playing last Tuesday. A pretty blonde was getting fucked in the bedroom while outside watching was a very sexy lady who was getting groped by a bunch of horny dudes. Later, she was in the bedroom getting fucked by her boyfriend and a guest and occasionally she would stand up and let the guys who were watching fondle her beautiful breasts or reach down and play with her sweet wet pussy.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Update: Technical Difficulties Resolved at The Journal

Doc here, a man who say was once known as Obi Wan Cannoli, with an update on technical issues on The Good Doctor's end. These technical issues resulted in sparse reports over the last few days. 

I am happy to report those issues have now been resolved at the Chez Lizardo, contractors have finished their work, and it's back to monkey business as usual at The Journal. Nope. They are back. Stay tuned.


Sunday, December 20, 2015

Programming Note: There will be a Disturbance at The Journal on Sunday 12/20

Doc here, a man who some say one piloted Slave 1 to nearby 7-Eleven for a corn dog and a Slurpee, with a programming note for today, Sunday, 12/20.

The Good Doctor will be enjoying a screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the afternoon.  Once I return from Cinerama at The Valley, I will resume Sunday's posts and begin a surface attack. 

Thank you for your continued support of The Journal of Adult Theaters. 

Grand Moff Lizardo

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Upcoming Visit! Today at 2pm! P and Birthday Girl F at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has jet-fuel running through his veins, with a special Visit Announcement for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for TODAY (Saturday 12/29) at 2PM.

My good friends and long-time contributors P+F will be celebrating F's birthday today with an afternoon matinee at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs.  F just might wearing her birthday hat, or if lady luck is on her side, wearing her birthday suit for the matinee. 

In terms of what movie they will be enjoying, it's a toss-up between "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" and "Big Titties in Bangkok #11"

Here is a pic or two of the birthday girl...

So kids, if you happen to stop by 15th Ave. today around 2pm, and you see the birthday girl F, tell her Happy Birthday and that Doc sent you!


Friday, December 18, 2015

Breaking News! 1 Adult Theater Closed, Another in 2016 - Report by Jay Owen

Doc here, a man who some say once ran confectionery and bait shop somewhere in the Midwest, specializing in the best crullers and night crawlers in town. 

Oy vey, another piece of bad news from this thing of ours. New contributor Jay Owen has informed The Good Doctor that two well-known adult theaters in Northern California are either closed now or scheduled to close in 2016.

You can imagine this news sucks out loud. California has almost wiped out all of it's hetero-friendly adult theaters, save for San Diego's 4 theaters *see which ones in the adult theater database at the top of this page). 

Please welcome to The Journal Jay Owen and his update on the state of these NoCal adult theaters.


Funville Amusement - CLOSED
Vallejo, CA
Dr. Lizardo,

I bring sad news to this thing of ours. News of two theater closures in Northern California. One done. One eminent.

1. Funville Theater and adult book store in Vallejo, CA is closed. It closed with little or no warning back in October I believe. They have a Facebook page (search for "Funville Amusement Center" on FB) that says they hope to re-open somewhere, someday. I'm not holding my breath.

2. The Secrets store in Oakland, CA on Broadway at 2nd street is scheduled to close "sometime in 2016" is all the staff would say. The store staff said they have no plans to relocate the theater since they have other smaller stores in the region. These smaller Secrets stores have arcades but no theaters. In a recent article in the newspaper, the author stated that the property owner has plans to demo and/or remodel all buildings and develop something new on the valued site. 

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day! The Mysterious Maya with 16 New Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say one played for three weeks straight on the cruise ship U.S.S. Bel Culo, covering  K-Billys Super Sounds of the 70's, with The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day.

This evening we feature one of the naughtiest women in this thing of ours, my good friend The Mysterious Maya.

Maya sent me an early Christmas gift a week and a half ago - a file with 16 brand new pics of Maya playing with an assortment of well-hung guys, who were playing with an assortment of Maya's holes. 

Maya would love to hear from you, the good readers of The Journal.  She can be reached at

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy these stroke-tastic images of The Mysterious Maya as your Good Doctor's Pics of the Day!


The Mysterious Maya's 16 Pics of the Day!
(Please click to ENLARGE)

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Final Poll Results! The Inspiration Behind Doc's Avatar (AKA The Little Guy in the Suit)

Doc here, a man who some say has a head of hair like a 50's matinee idol, with the results of our most recent poll, "Who is the Lizardo avatar modeled after?"

I get asked at almost every event I host about the Lizardo avatar. Who is it? Is it you? It is someone else? Is it your Uncle Argento?  

So I put the question to you in poll form, with 4 real world-ish inspirations for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  All solid choices, but only one true inspiration.

Well, the community of adult theater enthusiasts has spoken, and it was a very close vote!  

The results: 

CANCELLED! CumSlut Charity's Christmas Gangbang and Bukkake at Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas on Wednesday Dec. 16th from 12 Noon to 3PM

Doc here...I received an e-mail from Charity this morning stating that Wednesday's afternoon GB at Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

Please adjust your social calendars. 


Monday, December 14, 2015

Box Score! Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/12/15

Doc here, a man who some say was once the 191st ranked indian club juggler in North American, with the Box Score from this Saturday night's HUGE Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (and hosted by yours truly).

It was a great night in Chicago's western burbs, and it just have been the craziest party we have ever thrown at 15th Ave.  The stage inside the Party Room may never be the same!

While I will have a full House Call Report coming soon (Hi J&J!), here are the numbers for the event:


67 Couples
 8 Single Females
 6 T-Gurls
Dozens & Dozens of Single Guys

Keep checking The Journal in the next few days for the House Call Report on the party itself.  Bad Santa is still smiling...


Sunday, December 13, 2015

Flash Report! Club Tabu in Lansing, Michigan by Jamming Jackie!

Doc here, a man who some say owns a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, with a brand new Flash Report from regular contributor, Jamming Jackie.

JJ hit Club Tabu in Lansing, MI, and has filed this report.

What find you, sir?


Hello there Doc, 

Jamming Jackie here and checking in from Lansing, Michigan. It had been a long day and by about 10pm or so I'm figuring its time to get some shut eye but I might as well check the Journal and see what's going on in this middle of the mitten area of Michigan. 

Seconds later a quick scroll in the database yields Club Tabu only 4 miles away! A gift from the heavens for sure and while tired and ready for bed I take this as a sign from the theater gods and decide I had better at least go check it out and at least send in a report to update the excellent upbeat, optimistic (and accurate) review of the establishment by Flynn from a little over a year ago.

Friday night 11:16pm arrival, just about prime time Yelp report says (they really Yelp about adult theaters? LOL). Parking lot looks packed! Good to see so I scope out for a few minutes while checking last minute texts and emails before playing my $10 entry fee for unlimited in and out all night till 4am. Only one old black guy on a bike asked me for a quarter on the way through the off street parking lot. Other than that smooth sailing from the car through the well lit safe feeling lot to the building.

Desk clerk seems friendly and said there was one couple in earlier, but not sure if they are still there. I told him I'm on a undercover reconnaissance mission for the Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters as an undocumented, unauthorized, unassociated but appreciated traveling dirty detective investigating for the cause. His unfazed look gave him away as a newbie to this thing of ours. Face piercings and all he was very helpful.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

UPDATED 12/12 at 9AM: TONIGHT!!! The Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party: Bad Santa on Saturday December 12th at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 12/12 at 9AM: The big day is here folks!  Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater !  

The jet black & falcon-winged Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed and The Good Doctor is having a good hair day. Early this afternoon I will be picking up my sexy physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen, and we will be driving into Chicago to set up shop at our luxury hotel and prepare for tonight's festivities. Look for a pic of The Lovely Jen's sexy outfit on my Twitter later this afternoon.

The Good Doctor will be available to give tours to couples and single females at 15th Ave. Adult Theater starting at 7:30 tonight.  Just look for the handsome devil in the white lab coat and clipboard, introduce yourself, and off we will go!  

Visit Announcement: Sexy Blonde MILF @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago Saturday 12/12 at 2PM

Doc here, a man who some say has Mr. Beef on speed dial, with a Visit Announcement for this Saturday afternoon at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 2pm.

A little birdie has told me that a sexy, mature, slim, blonde MILF will be at 15th Ave. for a Saturday afternoon matinee.  And by "matinee", I mean a gang bang. 

Be respectful, clean, D/D free, and bring your condoms, as it is the only way you'll be part of this group hug. Fucking only...

Tell her Doc sent you.


Friday, December 11, 2015

Freeze Frame! The Always Awesome StuntSlutSimone with 7 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say once finished third in a county-wide juggling competition. He would have placed higher if his pants had just stayed on...

One of the naughtiest girls I know in the adult theater scene will be stopping by 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this Saturday night, 12/12 at the Bad Santa Party (hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators). That naughty girl is none other than my good friend, StuntSlutSimone.

StuntSlutSimone appeared earlier this year at one of the parties I hosted at 15th Ave., and she (as well as many party attendees) had a blast (or, multiple blasts). She and Mr.S will be celebrating in the Christmas cheer at the Bad Santa Party this Saturday at 8pm in Chicago. 

As a way to celebrate her stopping by Bad Santa, here are some of my favorite StuntSlutSimone images that I'd like to share with you.  Please remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE. 

Please welcome back StuntSlutSimone!

Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Bet Settled with R&J!

Doc here, a man who some say loves to matriculate the ball down the field, with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Let me lay out the story behind this pic for you, the good readers of The Journal. Last week, a couple that happens to be good friends of The Good Doctor made a bet with your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Those of you out there who know The Good Doctor know that he has been a life-long fan of the Buffalo Bills. My friends R&J up in CT happen to be the biggest Houston Texans fans I know. These two teams faced off against each other back in my old stomping grounds of Buffalo this past Sunday. I reached out to R&J to see if they would be interested in a little wager on the game.  

They were in!

If the Texans won, The Good Doctor would send them a premium t-shirt from The Anchor Bar (where Buffalo wings were invented in the early 60's).  If the Bills won, J (the amazingly hot wife of R) would need to place a photo of The Good Doctor (that I sent them) between her spellbinding boobs, take a photo & send back to me (and before you ask, her bra size is "OMG"). 

The Bills won 30-21 over the Texans.  And today, the bet was paid off in full.  

Please enjoy the amazing J as today's Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Flash Report! The Mysterious Maya Returns with an Encounter at Lantern Nights in Argentina Last Week w/2 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has exotic tastes, some of which translate to food, with another return to The Journal from a long-time contributor and senior reporter, The Mysterious Maya.

Maya has been submitting reports since the very early days of The Journal, and her's have consistently been some of the most exotic I have published.  From far away countries to luxury cruise ships, Maya has been a naughty girl in search of naughtier adventures.  And in this report, she continues her Argentina!

Lastly, Maya loves receiving e-mail from you, The Good Readers of The Journal!  As a matter of fact, she has met several readers in person and has "compared notes" with them. Just saying...

And in the next couple of days, The Good Doctor will publish a brand new Freeze Frame Report with new photos of The Mysterious Maya in hardcore action!

Take it away, Maya!


Hi Doc,

It's been quite some time since I last reached out to The Journal, so allow me now to share a rather unusual experience from this past week.

I went to the Lantern Nights at Class, a club in Argentina last Wednesday. It is a club for couples, singles and transvestites, and as is usual their doors opened at 10:30 pm, but it does not quite get started until 1:00 am in spite it being the middle of the week.

I get there around midnight, go upstairs to the ladies room to change, and saw a couple guys inside put on wigs & high heels. I had a T-shirt, mini and thigh high stockings, but when I saw how many TV's where there (some really very beautiful), I decided to skip the skirt. Of course no bra no undies.

The Real Maya
I did not realize the extent at the beginning. I was the only actual female in the whole place.

I went to the dance room and do some antics on a dancing pole. The place is very dark, and they supply little flashlights. Some guys lit theirs and pointed the beam at my crotch to make sure, examine my landing strip. And I started to attract some attention...

A first guy breaks the ice, others approach, and soon I am taking a beautiful cock in my mouth and was being fondled. Next step of course was to bend over a chair and being penetrated, then and there on the dance floor.

Field Report! The Cunning Linguist Reviews Doc's Old Stomping Ground: The Western NY Adult Theater Scene

Doc here, a man who some say desperately needs a transfusion of chicken wings from The Anchor Bar and a beef on weck from Andersons, with a check in from my old stomping grounds in Western NY.

Regular Journal scribe The Cunning Linguist has brought us up to date on the two adult theaters in WNY, Video Liquidators #3 & Talk of the Town.

The scene in WNY isn't what it used to be when I was doing my internship back home, where legendary adult theaters like the Niagara Falls CinemaThe Capri Art, and my favorite, Good Time Charlie's ruled the roost.  But, it could be a lot worse, right sir?

So what's new back home? Good news? Bad news? Or just news?

Here we go...Please welcome back to The Journal The Cunning Linguist!


Hello Good Doctor,

It has been some time since I reported for you on the scene from your old stomping grounds.  Rather than describe any individual encounter I'd like to provide a summary of the area's scene.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Field Report! Orichard on 2 of Portland's Naughtiest Ladies: The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker and The Naughty Librarian

Doc here, a man who some say practices hot yoga on Tuesday mornings, with a terrific editorial on two of Portland, Oregon's legendary ladies of the adult theater scene: The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker.

I have had the good fortune to meet both these ladies on my trips out to Portland over the last ten years or so, and ORichard's report is spot on. The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker was one of the first of Portland ladies I met in a Biblical sense, back when she was known as (per my colleague Brent's title) as The Plaid Shirt Lady in The Jefferson Theater days. 

The Good Doctor met The Naughty Librarian only last year at The Paris Theatre, and she was checking out books one after another (with each book without a dust jacket).   

But I digress...

It's good to welcome back Portland scribe ORichard to The Journal.  It's been awhile since he filed a report, but this one is a page turner, folks.  One of his first submissions, a profile of The Edgewater West Swingers Hotel near the Oakland Airport in California is still to this day one of the most read reports since I started this dog and pony show back in 2009. And this editorial on these two ladies will warm you to your hot toddys. 

Take it away, ORichard!



This message recaps my experiences over the years with The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cumsucker - two of the most notorious frequent visitors to Portland’s adult theaters:

Both women are always accompanied by their mates. The Cumsucker’s man enjoys sitting and beating his meat while she plays throughout the theater. On occasion, he will engage males, and occasionally the Cumsucker will stroke or suck his cock for brief periods. I’ve never seen him engage another women or screw the Cumsucker. They often chat with each other about the movies or whether the time is right for her to begin moving about the theater. She enjoys watching the male-male action in the little theater, most often from the doorway.

Paris Theater
Portland, OR
She is a next-door-neighbor cute and friendly later middle-aged woman who smiles appreciatively and usually lets the guys know how much she enjoys relieving us of our loads- most often in her mouth- but any hole is game. She enjoys anal and will ask for it on occasion, but her specialty is her sucking ability. I’ve seen her suck ferociously on guys who have lasted more than 20 minutes without releasing until she can eventually make them cum. She’ll just keep sucking harder if you can’t seem to get your nut in a reasonable amount of time. When she’s been working awhile her mouth gets really warm and I love it when she moves from my cock to my balls. Believe me, there is not much more pleasing than a hot mouth sucking on one’s balls! And in that department, she’s the best. 

She likes to be treated somewhat roughly and makes wonderful sounds when her nipples are squeezed and pulled or her vagina is smacked, in particular. Her partner, at times, will be quite rough, and the sounds of pain/delight that she makes can make anyone horny. By the way, she doesn’t like being taken for granted, and asking politely will get you whatever you or she is in the mood for. It’s often a good idea to wait until she shows she’s ready by getting naked.

Sneak Peek! Holly Godarkly's 2nd Book: Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy - Free Download Starting TUESDAY @ MIDNIGHT PT!

Doc here, a man who some say can get up and down in two strokes, with a 2nd tasty morsel from our good friend, Holly Godarkly.

At Midnight PACIFIC TIME, Holly will make her 2nd book, "Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy" available for free digital download on Amazon! How about that for a gift right up your Christmas stocking?

If you click on the Amazon link below, you can even see a preview of the book, including a little blurb about your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

So you yourself a favor, and download Holly's book in the wee hours of the morning.  You will hate yourself if you don't!

And here is a little Easter Egg for you...The cover photo was shot by Doc, and features two of his best & sexiest friends in this thing of ours. Anyone have a guess on who they are?

E-mail me with your guesses at , with GUESS as your subject line. The first one who guesses right will get a shout out on the front page of The Journal. 



Hi Doc,

I will run a 5 day free digital download Tuesday December 8th to Saturday the 12th.  Times begin at midnight Pacific.  Available worldwide in English.

This is the link for the paper back copy:

The link for the digital download is: 

Holly’s December Fantasy
Holly Godarkly

HOLLY’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FANTASY is the detailed accounting of the fantasy dreams that have been occupying her mind since Thanksgiving.  She has been contemplating her upcoming tour of the better Adult Theaters across the United States and it has her juices flowing and her imagination in full force.

Field Report: Austin 6 Adult Bookstore in Austin, TX

Doc here with a Field Report and update from first-time Journal contributor RedDurango on the Austin 6 ABS and Mini Theater in Austin, TX.

It's very light on details, but now you know it is out there and it's now in the Good Doctor's adult theater database.

Here we go...



Best kept secret in Austin, Tx!!!! Austin 6 ABS.

Nice, clean place for couples to have fun. Friendly, helpful staff. It has an as arcade, private viewing rooms and theater with good seating and an area to play in the front and back.

Couples welcome.

$7.58 for admission and ladies get in for 1/2 price.

Address is: 521 Thompson Lane, Austin, TX


Sunday, December 6, 2015

Smut for a Sunday Evening: The Wreath of Khan Edition with 36 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say will chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before he gives him up!

Nothing says the holidays like a genetically engineered madman, so every year at the Chez Lizardo we hang The Wreath of Khan.  

All the little Lizardos put on their long, grey wigs and prosthetic pectorals, and gather around a model of the Botany Bay to sing seasonal songs. It truly is a magical time.

The holidays also mean that we only have a few more weeks of 2015's Smut for a Sunday Evening.  It's been a good year for brand new adult theater and ABS related images, and as part of our mission statement here at The Journal, I pledge to deliver said eye candy to you, the good readers of The Journal.

So ladies and gentlemen, pour yourself a Hot Toddy and enjoy a seasonal Smut for a Sunday Evening with The Good Doctor and Khan Noonien Singh

Smut for a Sunday Evening - The Wreath of Khan Edition
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Flash Report! Raygun at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday Night 12/4/15

Doc here, a man who some say played the supporting role of Mr. Antonelli in the NBC series "Manimal" in 1983, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor Raygun.

Raygun wrapped up a testerone-filled week with a trip to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday 12/4, and came away with a solid report (as usual). 

Things have been hopping at 15th Ave., and this is typical in the week leading up to a huge event (Bad Santa, hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators, is this coming Saturday night at 8pm). A right on cue, this past Friday was a good one.

Set your phasers on stun...Take it away Raygun!


Dear Doctor,

I feel like I owe you a good story after a gap in submissions. Well, here you are, hot off the cum-stained presses, an adventure from this past Friday night.

15th Ave - 12/4/15 Friday Night Gangbang

I started my debauched weekend early -- on Tuesday, actually, with a kinky social event that featured a special cake modeled after an especially sweet piece of ass. On Wednesday I enjoyed an intensely erotic experience that I think I'll keep to myself for a while. Thursday I rested, and Friday I decided it was time for a visit to the 15th Ave Theater.

I arrived mid-afternoon. It was quiet. I had just missed a single woman who had stopped in for a quick fuck and left as soon as she was done. I said hello to her as she left the store and walked past me on the way to her car. I stayed another hour or so, but nothing was happening, so I left with the intention of returning later in the evening.

Couple's Flash Report! Season's Greetings from SloppySecondSeekers (w/Brand New Pic!)

Doc here, a man who some say gets further with a kind word and a cannoli than with just a kind word, with a timely message of holiday cheer from frequent contributors to the Journal, SloppySecondSeekers.

This terrific couple has contributed reports and high quality pics for a couple of years now, and they have been nice enough to send along a message (Couple's Flash Report) of peace & joy (a trip to their local gloryhole establishment).

Here we go!


Hi Doc,

We hope all is well with you and that you're staying warm as the temps drop.

With the holidays quickly approaching I thought we would send you and your readers a pic, which is actually a combo of a few pics. We took these during a recent visit to the local adult bookstore.

UPDATED 12/10! Call for Contestants! The Bad Santa Dating Game in Chicago with Adaya Adler (w/5 PICS)

UPDATED 12/10:  Doc here... Gent, it's time to get your e-mails into Adaya Adler!  She has received a few so far, but they have been "underwhelming" . Put on your creative caps and send that e-mail to Adaya.  Her e-mail address is

Trust me gents, you will not be disappointed!



Bad Santa here... A man who is looking forward to this coming Saturday's Bad Santa party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago more than you can imagine.

Those of you out there who know The Good Doctor, you know that I have always had a burning desire to actually host a game show. Since TV seems to be a little out of the conversation, how about an online version for a very good friend of The Good Doctor as the Bad Santa Bachelorette for our version of The Dating Game

The lovely, yet very naughty minded Adaya Adler, a long time friend of The Good Doctor, is planning on attending the Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday December 12th at 8pm.

Those of you that attended the Back to School Party at 15th Ave. this August in Chicago, might have noticed a very sexy head mistress in attendance.  That was Adaya Adler. And ladies and gentlemen, she's coming to the Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater.

Here are a few 100% original pics of Adaya Adler shot by The Good Doctor from a few months ago (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE):

This is where you, the good readers of The Journal, come in. Adaya is looking for a few good men. Not boys. Men. Adaya and the eventual successful bachelors will convene at the Bad Santa Party, and who knows what will transpire.  

Here is how to enter The Dating Game with Adaya Adler:

  1. In 100 words or less, compose an e-mail to Adaya Adler and explain why you'd be the ideal Bad Santa Dating Game contestant and hang with her at the Bad Santa Party
  2. You are limited to 1 pic in your e-mail.  The picture included may not be a dick pic.  Doesn't have to include your face, but some idea of what you look like would be nice.  Extra points for creativity.  No exceptions.
  3. Send your e-mail directly to Adaya Adler at by midnight Thursday December 10th.
I'd like to suggest a few helpful hints for the contestants who want to enter:
  • Be respectful
  • Don't be a neanderthal 
  • Be creative...
  • ...and you have to do it 100 words. Go over, and you are toast. 
Adaya will reach out to the finalists and coordinate your evening.  There will be no guaranty of anything happening between the winners and Adaya.  Consider this as an ice-breaker facilitated by The Good Doctor, and vetted by Adaya Adler. And she really enjoys vetting...

Gents...Do not disappoint me on this. Give it your best shot, and make an impression. Adaya will appreciate your attention.

Now get to it!