Monday, December 20, 2010

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: Holiday Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was in the midst of an angry bus ride in Mexico...

Happy Holidays everyone... The Good Doctor here with a few thoughts and musings as we come up to Christmas and New Years.

Reports from the field have been few and far between the past few weeks.  If it were not for Bob in Biloxi, Brent in Portland, and HnR in Chicago, The Journal would consist of The Good Doctor tap dancing on the home page with the sound of crickets in the background.

In monitoring the reports from across the country by our trained staff at the Lizardo Labs (OK, me), the action has been healthy in Portland (again #1 in the Power Rankings), in Gary, and in Melrose Park, IL. (I will have a report on 15th Avenue in Melrose Park later this week).  I have seen positive posts at Yahoo from The Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta, and at The Summit in Warren, OH.

But where are the reports?

As each week goes by, the traffic at the Journal of Adult Theaters swells... It is now double what it was in June of this year.  This means twice as many people can read your reports, and you'll feel twice as good about providing your insight into this thing of ours'.

So here is an idea... Your New Year's resolution should be to get back on the ball, take pen to paper, and crank out your adult theater reports.  Get out and support your local adult theater or ABS.

And pretty please, with sugar on top.  Submit a report.

The poll question of  "Would you be interested in Dr. Emilio Merchandise" is wrapping up, and the overwhelming result is No. I am surprised by this result, but the tribe has spoken.  I will keep the designs for the mugs and mousepads on ice.  If only The Good Doctor looked like Tom Brady, maybe the results would be different...

Stay safe out there.

Buon Natale,

The Good Doctor