Friday, July 21, 2017

Updated 7/21 at 8AM with New Pics & Video! This Friday! The Secret Room 2125 Party: Lizardo Luau on Friday July 21, 2017 at 8pm until 1am at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago

Updated Friday 7/21 at 8AM! Tonight is the night kids!  It's time to step deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Lizardo Luau Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into Chicago from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.  It's a warm, beautiful day, and tonight it will be even hotter inside The Secret Room.

There will be several special out of town guests attending this evening, including the lovely Ginger Squirts & her Dom!  Here is a brand new pic of Ginger for your viewing pleasure:
Ginger Squirts

Also, a very nice couple from South Dakota will be attending, hoping to set a couple personal records for themselves, so gents, I hope you make them feel extra welcome tonight!

The lovely Tess will our special guest BYOB bartender tonight!  Please make sure you tip her early and often please!

The games and contests start earlier this evening, since we are doing two of them.  First up will be the Naughty Limbo Contest. Girls, do your best to slide underneath the pink, long, and hard limbo pole before the sliding pink balls of death take you out. Great prize for the wiener winner.

Then it's our famous Sexy Outfit Contest. 6-8 Girls will compete for three great, vibrating prizes while doing their best to get your applause. 

A few final reminders to make the Secret Room 2125: Luau Party a lot of fun:

  • The first 20 M/F Couples in the door starting at 8pm get one of the fun-sized swag bags.  Included in the bags will be a coconut or sea shall bra, a nice hawaiian lei, and many things for all your senses.  Don't miss out on them!
  • This event is BYOB.  We will have soda, mixers, juices, Red Bull, & water available for you at the BYOB Bar. 
  • New M/F Couples or Single Females: Please see me (Doc) for a tour of the Party Room.  I'll be the guy in the white lab coat, possibly giving exams in the party. 

I look forward to welcoming each and every one of of you to tonight's big bash. Questions? Please e-mail me HERE.



Updated 7/20 at 1PM!: Doc here with an important update on tomorrow night's huge Secret Room 2125: Lizardo Luau Party.

First of all, the Party Room is decorated to the nines, and here is your first sneak peek deep inside the club:
Secondly, the fun-sized Secret Room 2125 swag bags are done, and here is your sneak peek at them, too!
What's in the swag bag? 
Lei? Check. 
Coconut or Seashell Bra? Check.
Lots of items for all your senses? Discount Double-Check!

Next update later today, with a pic or two of some of our special guests for the Secret Room 2125: Lizardo Luau Party!

Back to my budget meeting...



Doc here, a man who some say looks damn good in a grass skirt and coconut bra worn outside his lab coat, with the latest on this Friday's big Secret Room 2125: Lizardo Luau Party at 15th. Ave. Adult Theater Party Room 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

A scant few hours ago, The Good Doctor put the finishing touches on a 6-foot long penis that will serve as the bar for our first naughty limbo contest Friday night. It's both disturbing and awesome. 

On Wednesday, The Good Doctor and a team of Underpants Gnomes will be putting the last of the party decorations up in the Party Room. Also tomorrow, you'll get your first look at the special "fun-sized" swag bags for this party for M/F couples only.  Only the first 20 M/F couples get one, starting at 8pm, so get here early so you do not miss out.

Lastly, please make sure you look at the promo video for the party below, and feel free to share it via YouTube.

Next update Wednesday afternoon.

Questions?  Please e-mail me at