Saturday, September 26, 2015

Breaking News! Hawaiian Eyeful will be Attending the Little Black Dress Party TONIGHT at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here... The news embargo has been lifted on one of tonight's special guests at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Little Black Dress Party.

On the Mount Rushmore of Legendary Ladies in This Thing of Ours, one of the spots is occupied by my good friend, the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful!  Her reports have been viewed collectively more than any other's on The Journal.

And tonight, coming all the way in from Portland, Oregon with her hubby, Mr. Eyeful, Hawaiian Eyeful will be getting her hula on in Chicago at 15th Ave. Adult Theater and the Little Black Dress Party!

I strongly suggest stopping by the event tonight, and checking out this huge adult theater event on Chicago's west side.  You just never know which legendary lady you might run into!


Hawaiian Eyeful Gallery
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UPDATED 9/26 at 10AM! TONIGHT! The Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. The Fun Starts @ 8pm!

UPDATED SATURDAY AT 10AM! Con permiso, dear readers. The hall is rented, the orchestra is engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance.

In a nutshell, here are the main points for tonight's LITTLE BLACK DRESS event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

  • First Time Couples and Single Females: Tours given between 8 and 9pm by Doc. Just ask for me...
  • Sexiest Little Black Dress Contest starts around 9:30pm. 
  • The event is BYOB. We provide mixers, ice, and cups. 
  • 15th Ave. Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples (with your paid admission - Sorry, no passes allowed at special events).
  • The party runs from 8pm to 1am. The theater and bookstore is open until 2am. 
  • Couple's and Single Females Preferred Parking in our rear lot (as space allows). Check with our parking staff upon arrival.

Look for my Tweet (@LizardoJournal) later this afternoon of a pic of the lovely Jen, my physician's assistant, and her outfit for tonight. Rumor has it that she is going slightly off-script.

And there may be a surprise attendee or two tonight as well... Maybe even someone familiar to regular Journal readers.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to pick up the lovely Jen. I look forward to seeing everyone tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!


Updated 9/25 at 8AM:  Doc here and TOMORROW is Saturday's big Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater!

The Good Doctor and the great staff at 15th Ave. are ready to party tomorrow night at the LBD Party! Our prep work is done, the Swag Bags complete, new wireless microphone system & new lights installed, and the Party Room is decorated. Now all we need is you!

My awesome physician's assistant, the lovely Jen, is super excited and her outfit drool-inducing. But don't take my word for it...Judge for yourself tomorrow night.  

The guest list RSVPs on SLS are filling up nicely, and there may be a surprise or two in the works on some party attendees. My lips are sealed, but it's going to be exciting if everything pans out for your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Real exciting!

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.



Lunar Update: Super Blood Moon Sunday Night!

Doc  here, a man who some say once helped develop a freeze-dried meatball recipe for use by the Apollo 8 astronauts, but was eventually replaced by Tang, with a rare lunar update for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Tomorrow evening (Sunday) around 10pm ET, the Super Blood Moon event occurs and a spectacle like the one to your left will greet your eyeballs.

The ancients called this event "Luna Sanguinem Lizardus" , or "The Blood Moon of Lizardo" , due to a little noticed crater formation.  True story.

So tomorrow night, when you are walking into (or out of) an adult theater, and you look up, The Good Doctor will be looking down upon you for this one night.