Saturday, June 17, 2017

TONIGHT! Beach Blanket Bingo at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday June 17th, 2017 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here, a man who some say was one of People Magazine's "Worst Dancers of 2003", with an update on this Saturday's HUGE Beach Blanket Bingo Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

Wednesday, sometime around tea time (and by tea time, I mean my 3rd Bloody Mary), I received a message on my Lizardo Intergalatic 7000 Edge smartphone from my good friend, Stunt Slut Simone.  And the news was very good:
So kids, this means that the legendary Stunt Slut Simone will be at the Beach Blanket Bingo Party this Saturday. She is insatiable, she is overdue for theater fun, and she will be at 15th Ave. Adult Theater with Doc and my merry pranksters. 

Stunt Slut Simone has also asked that the gentlemen keep their aim low, as an errant shot to the eye will cause Simone to head home early, and you do not want that!  You have been given your marching orders, gents!

How about some Stunt Slut Simone eye candy as your refresher course:

Secondly, the Swag bags are done for tonight's party.  Remember the first 50 M/F Couples get one of these bad boys, starting at 8pm:
Admission for Beach Blanket Bingo is as follows:
M/F Couples: $30
Single Guys: $50
Single Females: $20
Trans-Girls: $20

Also, Doc's Sexy Outfit Contest takes place, with three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place!  There are also STRONG RUMOR for a LIMBO CONTEST as well! See Doc for detail's at the party!

See you there!