Couple's Flash Report! Inside The Mysterious Maya - Part 3: The British Open (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was once spotted dressed as a shrub, just so he could get a good vantage point at a soccer game, with another incredible peak inside The Mysterious Maya.

Maya is clearly one of my readers favorite reporters, as her submissions get a crazy amount of pageviews and downloads. And this report from The UK is just amazing.

Also, if you would like to reach out to Maya, her e-mail address is included below. Just mention that "Doc sent me!" when writing her.

Take it away, Maya!

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England and the British Open

Mid-May I was in the UK and happened to find this sex club through the web (see below the business card which we picked up).

The place is simply FANTASTIC, and like no other we have ever been. We loved it! In more ways than one is more of a brothel with very unique features.

Field Report! The Captain Updates Us on Adult World's New Theater in Rensselaer, NY

Doc here, a man who some say knows how to deal with The Captain: He pulls a minnow, you pull a marlin; He pulls a dingy, you pull a yacht; He pulls a hot blonde, you pull two hot blondes. That's The Lizardo Way, and that's how you get The Captain.

Yes, that crusty old sea dog, The Captain has pulled back in port, and has filed a new Field Report from near his home base regarding Adult World in Rensselaer, NY.

What say you, ancient mariner?