Doc here with a late edition of Monday Night @ The Movies with The Good Doctor.
So, without further delay, along with our sponsors Utz Potato Chips and Mr. Pib, I present to you "The Closing of The Lusty Lady":
Monday, June 21, 2010
Monday Night @ The Movies: "The Lusty Lady To Close It's Doors"
Doc here with a late edition of Monday Night @ The Movies with The Good Doctor.
So, without further delay, along with our sponsors Utz Potato Chips and Mr. Pib, I present to you "The Closing of The Lusty Lady":
A Primer On Portland's Adult Theater Scene, Plus A Report From Brent
Doc here with a great report from Brent in Portland. This is a full service article, with a primer on the Portland scene, a plug for The Good Doctor's Twitter feed, and a report from The Paris Theater.
Without further ado, from parts unknown, height unknown, here's Brent's report:
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I'll try to keep information about adult theaters in Portland Oregon up to date for the doctor. There are a lot of people on the road this summer and many of them are planning on visiting Portland and going to the adult theaters here.
Next week , C and K will be at The Paris, and in July, Laney will be there. I hope that lots of couples , single ladies and, friendly dudes , hard and ready, will be there to greet them. The next few months should be a lot of fun.
The Oregon Theater gets more customers. The Paris Theater gets more couples and usually more action.
This past weekend might have been an exception. I don't know how much theater sex action occurred at The Oregon, but it was relatively quiet at The Paris. As a matter of fact, both Gary, Indiana (my home sweet home) and Biloxi Mississsippi had more action. I've got to make a trip to CTs to study their business model: an adult theater dedicated to hosting gang bangs for horny MILFs, girl friends, hot wives, and sweethearts in the greater Chicago area.
Although both The Paris and The Oregon have hosted their share of theater gang bangs, Portland theater action can range from very private to full out exhibitionist gym nasty sport fucking.
I first arrived at The Paris around 8 pm on Friday, June 18. A tall, Norwegian looking bloke came in. His girl friend was wearing a black dress and sandals. They started playing a little. Another couple showed up. She was a tall,gorgeous woman with medium length hair . She reminded me of Charlize Theron, very classy. She wore a short skirt with black stockings. She showed a lot of leg. Then two other couples showed up- each one was very attractive, one young and hippie like, the other, middle class. They both sat outside the couples section but not because they wanted to play right away. My guess was that, the entrance to the couples section was packed with guys watching the first couple play and they wanted to get away from the crowd.
One of the ladies of the two couples wore a short dress and, interestingly enough, she and her husband sat
Five minutes later there was only one couple left in the theater, the Norwegian guy and his date. She got up on her knees , hiked up her skirt and he fucked her from behind. Her legs looked good. her ass looked good and she responded nicely to his dick. As soon as they were finished fucking, they cleaned up and exited, stage left.
The best couple of the night came in around 1 AM. He was an average looking guy. She was a bronzed skinned beauty with a very pretty face and sparkling, "I'm so turned on getting naked and having sex in public' eyes. At first they sat and cuddled. She wore jeans and a shirt. Then they started to kiss and make out. She leaned over and sucked his cock. She did it lovingly and erotically, knowing we were watching. Eventually, they took off all of their clothes. Her body reminded me of a south sea nude by Paul Henri Gauguin . He ate her pussy until she was so wet that she had to have him inside of her. She climbed up on his cock and rode him slow and hard. She kept moaning "fuck me" in case he might forget. He even fucked her in the ass.
How do I know? Her big round ass was turned toward us and it was easy to see. Her whole body shuddered when she climaxed. Finally he turned her around and fucked her pussy down the home stretch to the finish line and came like a stallion. It was a great show on a quiet Friday night.
There was a little bit of action on Saturday. B or Condom In Mouth Lady was there. She didn't fuck as many guys as she usually does, but not for lack of trying. There was a single woman there who was dressed modestly. She sat in the couples section with another couple. All three of them watched the movie, watched the guys milling about and watched B getting fucked on one of the couches in the main section.
There were two couples that came in late Saturday. A tall black man brought in a hot looking woman who was dressed to play. He reminded me of a cross between Chuck Berry and Scotti Pippin. She reminded me of Kelly Bundy's slut older sister. She wasn't wearing a bra or panties and she had the perfect body for that kind of outfit.They put on a hell of a great show, fucking and sucking like two porn stars. They finished their performance , doggy style on the bench. They used a lot of paper towels to clean up. She even had to wipe her pussy juices off the bench, although I'm sure if you went in there with a black light you could detect evidence of their visit. Not to mention hundreds of others.
The other couple was another black guy with a very pretty BBW. She was gorgeous and extremely sexy. She played in the couples section, in the bedroom and in the main part of the theater. She let guys play with her through the slats and over the walls of the bedroom. She and her man got together with at least two lucky guys while they were there. It was very exciting to watch. She open mouth kissed both of them. She sucked their cocks and they finger banged her very wet, very open vagina. The action was fast, hard and intense
While her boyfriend fucked her she would suck on her new friend's cock. While her new friend fucked her she wold suck on her boy friend's cock. She was so horny she almost let one of the guys slip his cock into her without a condom.
Her boyfriend made sure the man sheathed up before he slipped in. Meanwhile guys were leaning into the bedroom and playing with her pierced nipples and breasts.
I was very turned on by her theater sex adventure but probably not as much as she and her fuck buddies were. One guy told me they had been in many times before but I'm pretty sure it was the first time I saw her.
Either that or I'm losing my memory. That's one of the pit falls of getting old. And sniffing glue.
Okay, now, everybody. Lets go to our local adult theaters this summer and show our out of town visitors a good time. This goes especially to all the hot couples, single women and , horny young men. I need to witness more theater sex action to write about and put in my spank bank.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Doc here again...Another 5-Star review from Brent. He is the gold standard on adult theater reporting. Thank you sir!
Have a report you'd like to see on ther pages on the pages of The Good Doctor's Journal? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.
Thanks,
Doc
Without further ado, from parts unknown, height unknown, here's Brent's report:
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I'll try to keep information about adult theaters in Portland Oregon up to date for the doctor. There are a lot of people on the road this summer and many of them are planning on visiting Portland and going to the adult theaters here.
Next week , C and K will be at The Paris, and in July, Laney will be there. I hope that lots of couples , single ladies and, friendly dudes , hard and ready, will be there to greet them. The next few months should be a lot of fun.
The theaters in Portland Oregon are distinct venues. The dowdy, old Oregon Theater is on a residential street in the Southeast part of town. Street parking is easy to find and the entrance to the theater is discreet. The Paris is located on a busy avenue in downtown Portland, next to the world renowned, Voodoo Doughnuts. Thousands of people, many of them vacationers , walk by every day. The owner is currently preparing signs to put on the doors to, hopefully, arouse the curiosity of these people. There are many forms of public transit available to get to The Paris. If you do decide to drive, street parking is free after 7PM (but usually hard to find unless you drive around and get lucky) There is plenty of paid parking near The Paris Theater. Admission to the theater is still cheaper than a regular movie and for couples and single women it's practically non existent.
This past weekend might have been an exception. I don't know how much theater sex action occurred at The Oregon, but it was relatively quiet at The Paris. As a matter of fact, both Gary, Indiana (my home sweet home) and Biloxi Mississsippi had more action. I've got to make a trip to CTs to study their business model: an adult theater dedicated to hosting gang bangs for horny MILFs, girl friends, hot wives, and sweethearts in the greater Chicago area.
Although both The Paris and The Oregon have hosted their share of theater gang bangs, Portland theater action can range from very private to full out exhibitionist gym nasty sport fucking.
I first arrived at The Paris around 8 pm on Friday, June 18. A tall, Norwegian looking bloke came in. His girl friend was wearing a black dress and sandals. They started playing a little. Another couple showed up. She was a tall,gorgeous woman with medium length hair . She reminded me of Charlize Theron, very classy. She wore a short skirt with black stockings. She showed a lot of leg. Then two other couples showed up- each one was very attractive, one young and hippie like, the other, middle class. They both sat outside the couples section but not because they wanted to play right away. My guess was that, the entrance to the couples section was packed with guys watching the first couple play and they wanted to get away from the crowd.
One of the ladies of the two couples wore a short dress and, interestingly enough, she and her husband sat
next to a good looking guy. The guy made no play at all. I thought "What would I do? Take out my cock and flag her?" Say "Hello, do you have enough room?" (or is that a fat reference?) Make a joke about the crowd of men by the door? I probably would have waited for either her or her husband to say something to me or start to play. But that didn't happen. We all waited to see what they would do next and they (wait for it) got up and walked out.
Five minutes later there was only one couple left in the theater, the Norwegian guy and his date. She got up on her knees , hiked up her skirt and he fucked her from behind. Her legs looked good. her ass looked good and she responded nicely to his dick. As soon as they were finished fucking, they cleaned up and exited, stage left.
The best couple of the night came in around 1 AM. He was an average looking guy. She was a bronzed skinned beauty with a very pretty face and sparkling, "I'm so turned on getting naked and having sex in public' eyes. At first they sat and cuddled. She wore jeans and a shirt. Then they started to kiss and make out. She leaned over and sucked his cock. She did it lovingly and erotically, knowing we were watching. Eventually, they took off all of their clothes. Her body reminded me of a south sea nude by Paul Henri Gauguin . He ate her pussy until she was so wet that she had to have him inside of her. She climbed up on his cock and rode him slow and hard. She kept moaning "fuck me" in case he might forget. He even fucked her in the ass. How do I know? Her big round ass was turned toward us and it was easy to see. Her whole body shuddered when she climaxed. Finally he turned her around and fucked her pussy down the home stretch to the finish line and came like a stallion. It was a great show on a quiet Friday night.
There was a little bit of action on Saturday. B or Condom In Mouth Lady was there. She didn't fuck as many guys as she usually does, but not for lack of trying. There was a single woman there who was dressed modestly. She sat in the couples section with another couple. All three of them watched the movie, watched the guys milling about and watched B getting fucked on one of the couches in the main section.
There were two couples that came in late Saturday. A tall black man brought in a hot looking woman who was dressed to play. He reminded me of a cross between Chuck Berry and Scotti Pippin. She reminded me of Kelly Bundy's slut older sister. She wasn't wearing a bra or panties and she had the perfect body for that kind of outfit.They put on a hell of a great show, fucking and sucking like two porn stars. They finished their performance , doggy style on the bench. They used a lot of paper towels to clean up. She even had to wipe her pussy juices off the bench, although I'm sure if you went in there with a black light you could detect evidence of their visit. Not to mention hundreds of others.
The other couple was another black guy with a very pretty BBW. She was gorgeous and extremely sexy. She played in the couples section, in the bedroom and in the main part of the theater. She let guys play with her through the slats and over the walls of the bedroom. She and her man got together with at least two lucky guys while they were there. It was very exciting to watch. She open mouth kissed both of them. She sucked their cocks and they finger banged her very wet, very open vagina. The action was fast, hard and intense
While her boyfriend fucked her she would suck on her new friend's cock. While her new friend fucked her she wold suck on her boy friend's cock. She was so horny she almost let one of the guys slip his cock into her without a condom.
Her boyfriend made sure the man sheathed up before he slipped in. Meanwhile guys were leaning into the bedroom and playing with her pierced nipples and breasts.
I was very turned on by her theater sex adventure but probably not as much as she and her fuck buddies were. One guy told me they had been in many times before but I'm pretty sure it was the first time I saw her.
Either that or I'm losing my memory. That's one of the pit falls of getting old. And sniffing glue.Okay, now, everybody. Lets go to our local adult theaters this summer and show our out of town visitors a good time. This goes especially to all the hot couples, single women and , horny young men. I need to witness more theater sex action to write about and put in my spank bank.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
***
Doc here again...Another 5-Star review from Brent. He is the gold standard on adult theater reporting. Thank you sir!
Have a report you'd like to see on ther pages on the pages of The Good Doctor's Journal? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.
Thanks,
Doc
Sunday, June 20, 2010
A Special Thank You!
Doc here with a special thank you to Major_Voyeur for watching my back while I was vacationing last week at The Isle of Stugots. Much appreciated Steve!
Doc
Gulf Coast Theater Report from Bob in Biloxi
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
222 Iberville Dr.
Biloxi, MS
Doc here with yet another outstanding report from last Saturday night by Bob in Biloxi. The Gulf Coast Theater has provided some interesting stories in the past...Will it again?
Here's Bob!
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Hey Doc.
Last night was by any stretch of the imagination the very best weekend at the Gulf Coast Theater; eight count them 8 couples showed up, and five played!
The one cute lady that really stands out in my mind was a tall slim blonde lady, dressed in a micro mini Catholic girl skirt and a tied up button down blouse, sporting high heels! She came in with her man and took a seat on one of the couches up front and immediately started playing with him. Of course that drew a crowd, she was swarmed by horny guys, some were rejected straight away but others managed to grab her attention. She got her pussy licked, sucked some more cock and finally fucked one guy. She was definitely in charge of her pleasure as the whole theater could hear her moans. This must have set off the other couples; the lady I was sitting close too asked me if she could suck my cock. She was very talented, and soon I got to fuck her!! She was a dark haired lady, wearing a short black mini and white blouse, high heels, nice rack and shaved pussy.
Meanwhile, taking in the rest of the scenes, another woman was on the front couch with her ass in the air taking all hard cocks from behind. Later on that night, two couples came in and the girls played with each other, and then started playing with what was left of the guys that could still breathe!! For a moment I thought I was back at the Paris! A very good weekend for theater play on the coast!
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Thanks again Bob!
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Flash Announcement! Live Tweeting Tonight!
Doc here with a test drive of live tweeting from the brand new Twitter account. If things go according to plan, The Good Doctor will be Tweeting live tonight from an adult theater to be named later. Look for updates on the right hand side of blog, or log into the Twitter account: http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal
This could be the start of something big!
Stay tuned...
Doc
Special Announcement! The Journal on Twitter!
The Good Doctor is very pleased to announce that as of today, Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters is now on Twitter. Click on http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal and you will have all the Tweets you so rightly deserve. I will also have a feed of the 3 latest Tweets on the right side of the page, as well as a quick link to my Tweets.
The Twitter feed will be different than what you will find in the articles of The Journal. The Tweets will allow The Good Doctor to give live updates and info on what may be happening in adult theaters from Baltimore to Portland. It will also allow me to Tweet live from one of my House Calls across this great country.
Please make sure to follow me on Twitter. This will allow me to measure how well this new feature is received.
I welcome your feedback on this new feature, and what new features you may like to see down the road. Just e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com
Thanks!
Doc
The Return of The Good Doctor
The Good Doctor has returned to the terra firma of the scenic valley near the small women's college from his much needed vacation. The Isle of Stugots had beautiful beaches, blue water, and plenty of cocktails at the snap of a finger. I am tan, rested, and ready to deliver more to you, the faithful followers of "this thing of our's".
Keep checking back today for some exciting news, and a great report from Bob in Biloxi.
There's no place like
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Flash Reports: Portland and Gary, IN
Doc here with two Flash Reports from the top 2 adult theater markets according to the latest Power Rankings: Portland, OR & Gary, IN.
Kittycat Kiss made a visit to The Oregon Theater and judging from the 1st person account she has provided, had a fun and cum filled evening in the theater on Division Street:
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June 5th, 2010 @ The Oregon
I got to the theater at 6 PM with my escort. We went right to the new couples section and began to play immediately. Knowing my escort is very much a boob man I flung my 40 D's out immediately. He enjoyed my nipples as the men looked on. There was more men there than usual for when I visit and they all looked
like they were enjoying the show (DUH). My escort also likes eating pussy, so down he went, MMM. It wasn't long before he sent me into orbit and I spread cum all over his face. Then he took a drink of the COLD water and douched my pussy with it, OMG that was intense.
While the water drained from my pussy he took it all back into his mouth then came up and kissed me, sharing. I gargled with it and swallowed it down, yummy, pussy water. He continued to lick and eat my pussy to several more orgasms, once I have the first one they cum easily. I was ready to suck on some cock so we moved closer to the edge of the couples section. When I bend over to take his cock hands were all over me rubbing my ass, caressing my nipples and fingering my wet hole. After sucking his cock a bit he brought out the toys from his "bag of tricks."
Started with a vibrating strap on that he used to fuck me with and brought me to an intense orgasm as the guys continued to caress my body and stroke their cocks all around me. After getting me off again, he brought out the BIG boy. (smiling) He had to work this one into my tight little hole, but fucked me with it as I was doggie on the couch, cocks in my face everywhere. There was one cock I just couldn't leave alone and sucked on him. But my escort wanted more pussy, so I lay back on the couch and he ate me some more to a few more orgasms.
I finally had to have some cock and had him lay on the couch. I straddled him and rode him until he filled my cunt with his load. OMG it felt so good to be filled up. Forgive me but not sure if at this point what happened next exactly, we played a bit more in the couples section, we were in there for about an hour. Finally Kitty was ready to take on all the cock I could get. Main_man was there and introduced himself with handing me a bottle of water, so once I headed to the table up front and I invited him to be the first to give me some cock.
So back to the events . . . . . How does one recall everything exactly as it happens, I mean I was there playing for 3 ½ hours. So I'll keep it general. For the rest of the night I mingled with some of the guests, men women and cross dressers too. Occasionally stopping to join my escort as he was playing elsewhere. I finally joined up with Juli, the blonde CD with a glowing mouth. She asked me to fist her ass, a first for me. So on the glove went ant I worked my hand into her ass. The guys gathered of course and I heard a comment, that "I have never seen that before." Glad that I could give you all something to enjoy, that I could fuck all the cock that I wanted or wanted to fuck me and that you all enjoyed the show. I had a blast and look forward to going back again.
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At CTs Adult Theater and Bookstore in Gary, IN, the "NOWWWW" flags sent out by the owner Pete were coming fast and furious on Saturday 6/5. This quick note from poster "Jim and Mary" says it all:
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Hey Everyone!
If you weren't at CT's last night, then you missed the time of your life. There were so many women there that it was a buffet of anything you were looking for lol. The theater was so crowded that folks were fucking in the booths & giving blow jobs in the lobby lol.
Thanks again to Pete for giving us all a place to come & play!
Jim & Mary
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Doc here again... It was one of those crazy weekends at both PDX and Gary that I wish I was there to observe and report.
Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The God Doctor's Journal? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and all your wishes will come true.
Thanks,
Doc
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday Night At The Movies with The Good Doctor: The O'Farrell Theater (Now)
Doc here with Monday Night At The Movies. I know. It's Tuesday. I get it. Really. Blogger was having technical difficulities that prevented any updating. I had gotten this post ready last week, so all I would have to do is hit the "publish" button. But nooooo... Don't they know that I post a late Sunday night / early Monday morning article? Don't they know my colleague, Major_Voyeur (http://majorvoyeur.blogspot.com/), has a regular Sunday night post?
Speaking of Major_Voyeur's blog, you need to check this week's edition out ASAP. Somebody had a very good vacation, and it wasn't The Good Doctor.
Ok...Enough blabbing. Here is this week's Monday...errrr...Tuesday Night At The Movies:
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Doc here with something a little different for this week's "Lizardo's Monday Night At The Movies". This week we have a feature of two strippers who perform at The O'Farrell Theater in San Francisco.
The O'Farrell was the location of the Mitchell Brothers (Jim and Artie) adult business enterprise. From the pages of Wikipedia:
Opened as an X-rated movie theater by Jim and Artie Mitchell on July 4, 1969, the O'Farrell Theater remains one of America's oldest and most notorious adult-entertainment establishments; by 1980, the nightspot had become a major force in popularizing close-contact lap dancing, which would become the norm in striptease clubs nationwide. The late journalist Hunter S. Thompson, a longtime friend of the Mitchells and frequent visitor at the club, claimed to be its night manager in 1985. He called the O'Farrell "the Carnegie Hall of public sex in America" and Playboy magazine praised it as "the place to go in San Francisco!".
So grab your Twizzers and Mr. Pib and enjoy this week's feature presentation.
Doc
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