The 2010 Portland Adult Theater Summit

At an undisclosed location in the Pacific Northwest, away from The Scenic Valley and the small women's college, the 2010 Portland Adult Theater Summit will take place.  Representing the West will be the poet laureate of adult theaters, Brent.  Representing the East and Midwest will be The Good Doctor.

This annual event is kind of like the movie "My Dinner With Andre"... With one notable exception: The subjects discussed will not the centered on the nature of life.  The subjects will be centered on "this thing of our's".

Other reporters will be barred from this event.  Two reporters are enough. 

Notes will be compared. Story sources will be revealed. It will be closer to the old "Don and Mike Show" than the Reykjavík Summit.

Updates to The Journal will be spotty while The Good Doctor is visiting patients in Portland and Seattle.  House calls will be in order.

A return to regular posts will begin again on Monday.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi Checks In!

Doc here with another up-to-date report from our intrepid field reporter from the deep south, Bob in Biloxi.  From the sound of things, luck was on the side of our man in the field...Take it away, Bob:
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Hey Doc,

I just had to write about this weekend’s fun. Our Angel showed up Sat night, dressed to kill as usual! Short skirt, low cut blouse and fuck me heels. She was rather reserved in the Gulf Coast Adult Theater as a crowd of looky loo’s (gay) wouldn’t give her any space, they were more interested in what she was stroking, than in her expert techniques and well, HER!

Bob in Biloxi

Anyway the crowd got too much for her, and they left and went down the street to the Pass Road ABS. Her mode of operation is to get one booth (no hole) and leave the door unlocked, and wait for someone she likes to open it. If she doesn’t like you, her husband grabs the door and locks it for a few minutes. Then he will unlock it again and wait for another guy more to her liking to open the door.

Anyway someone beat me to the punch and was able to garner her attention for first dibs! I don’t do seconds so I went back out front and started chatting with the attendant, he then told me there was another couple in the back and the female looked better and younger than our Angel!!

So, there was only one booth open, and sure enough sitting on the other side of the hole was a young slim blonde lady, I would guess in her late twenties. She was dressed in a flowery print sundress, her hair tied up in a pony tail and she was wearing horn rimmed school teacher glasses. As I looked through the hole, she removed the straps on her dress revealing some very perky “B” size funbags. I commented on her tits and she said show me what you have mister! So I slid “Stanley” through the hole and was rewarded with her hot juicy mouth!! A few minutes later she stopped and I pulled out and knelt down at the hole and she asked me if I wanted to come over to their booth! Duh, as fast as I could get Stan the man back in my shorts I was knocking on their booth.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater, Biloxi

As I locked the door behind me in their booth, the first thing I noticed was how attractive this lady was, she was about 5’3, maybe 110lbs, long blonde hair tied up for cock sucking. She then dropped her sundress revealing a shaved beaver. FYI I always ask how long they’ve been there! She told they had just arrived and could not get attention except for gay guys looking through the hole then leaving! I hit a gold mine! I took the opportunity to bend over and kiss the pussy, it smelled like she just got out of a shower! Sweet and clean! She sat down in the chair and spread those lovely legs and asked me to lick it, and Doc, I would have made a lesbian proud! After several minutes getting her shined up, she said “your turn”.

This lady gave the most incredible blow job, nice soft, wet and took her time getting me fully at attention blow jobs! Then she turned around and presented me with an ass that was no bigger than two half gallon milk jugs side by side. She told me to “give me that big cock”. Who am I to deny this pretty lady what she wants? It took some work but I was finally able to get about half my cock in her as she started pushing back against me, I finally hit bottom with only about 2 inches showing! I have to tell you Doc, my cock looked like a fence post going in and out of this pretty lady’s cunt. Her husband then asked me to lift my shirt so he could see! After shinning his penlight on her ass, he started talking shit to her. Asking if she liked that big cock, etc! I could tell she was really getting into it, she was soaking wet and really gyrating her cute little ass around, loudly exclaiming fuck me, oh shit, fuck my little pussy!!

It was all I could do to keep from blowing my load. But I still managed to hammer her for about 15mins, as directed by ….uh HER!! After that I just blew, couldn’t take it anymore, plus now I have no spinal fluid left in my body to date!
 
With a pat on her butt and a thank you, I vacated their booth with a huge smile !! Hope to see them again !
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Thanks for the great report, Bob! 
 
Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  You supply the story and/or report, and I will edit the report for you.  It's easy! 
 
Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

The Results Are In...

Doc here with the results from the Top 3 Adult Theater Women!  After 2 1/2 weeks of voting, the accounting firm of Weiner & Cox has verified the results and has handed the envelopes over to The Good Doctor.

The envelopes please...

We have a tie for 3rd Place!  Coming in with 19 votes a piece and 15% of the popular vote, we have Nina the Bakery Slut and Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher.

Nina the Bakery Slut

Lynn  the 3rd Grade Teacher - Camera Shy.

This was a neck and neck battle all the way to the end of voting.  Both Nina and Lynn are legends on opposite sides of the country (Nina in the Pacific Northwest, Lynn in Upstate NY).  However, speak their name at any of the adult theaters they frequented, you will be met with a smile and a story or 3.

Congrats to both Nina and Lynn!

In 2nd Place, with 43 votes and 34% of the popular vote, is Robin from When I feel Naughty.  Robin is an internet legend, and her legacy of videos and still photos are still some of the hottest images on the net depicting "this thing of our's".  Congrats to the now-retired Robin!

Robin of "When I Feel Naughty"

And, the final envelope...

1st Place in the 2010 Top 3 Adult Theater Women goes to...

Tina from CTs!  Tina received (get this) 69 votes and 55% of the popular vote!

Tina has been a force of nature in the Chicagoland adult theater scene for a few years now. Her preferred playground is CTs in Gary, which is a place that excels in exactly what Tina is looking for in an adult theater: A hardcore environment, glory holes, and a theater filled with horny yet very well-bahaved guys.  Her signature finishing move (no, not The People's Elbow from off the top rope), is a circle jerk at the end of a frenzied fuck and suck a-thon.  Her insatiable appetite for cock is a sight to behold.

Tina from CTs

Tina from CTs

The Good Doctor will notify the winners (or those nominating them), and hopefully we will get an acceptance speech or two from the winners.

To those of you who voted and participated in the 2010 Top 3 Adult Theater Women nominations and voting, thank you!  The nominations exceeded my wildest expectations and this was a lot of fun for the staff here at The Good Doctor's office in The Valley near the small women's college.

Drive home safely, and we will see you for the 2011 Top 3 Adult Theater Women.

I-Team Report: Tales of Nina the Bakery Slut, Part 11

Doc here with Part 11 of Tales of Nina the Bakery Slut.  In this chapter, Nina helps support the military cause of a Sergeant Major and his wife as they take care of the troops at the late great The Jefferson Theater.

Take it away, "B":
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We actually made it to Portland in the morning, we checked into our favorite motel, the one with the rooms you can see into from the street. Nina immediately changed into her favorite see thru hippy dress and we headed out to see what adventures that could be had. When she wears this dress she only has on a garter belt, stockings and nothing else. She is pretty careful not to get very far from the car in case a family or the wrong people happen along.

We know a man that has a second hand store just across the Burnside Bridge, and have gone in there before. He really enjoys seeing us (or should I say Nina). When we walked in he immediately got the biggest lustful Cheshire Cat grin on his face. He had a hard time trying to converse with me, keep the drool wiped off his face, and watch Nina at the same time. As you can imagine in the middle of the day she might as well have not been wearing a dress.

Oregon Theater, 1983

When someone came in we respectfully moved to the back of the store to give us enough time to decide if it was somebody that would not be offended at Nina’s attire. The store was starting to get busy so we decided we should move on. About that same time a couple and their teenage son walked in and caught us in a position where we could not get out of their line of sight. The women took one look at Nina and ordered her husband and son out of the store and into their car; both father and son had the same lustful Cheshire Cat grin on their faces as fairly honest Bill had when we first walked into his store.

We stopped by the Oregon Theater, where Nina caused quite a stir as she paraded around the lobby. The then manager was a long time friend of ours and was glad to see us. We went into the theater and picked out the cleanest couch we could find and made ourselves comfortable. At that time of the day the theater is mostly inhabited by gays and older men who are at the end of their run. There was a couple of younger guys there that quickly showed Nina they could still get it up. I invited them in and asked the other old boys to please stand back a little ways. They quickly got down to business, one eating her pussy and the other had his dick in her mouth. After a little while the guy who was eating her pussy asked if he could fuck her. “I told him it was up to her” needless to say she fucked them both silly.

We were getting ready to go back to the motel when the manager came down and asked if Nina would give a friend of his a mercy blowjob. His friend was a older gent who used to be a big time wrestler in the fifty’s. He wrestled at the same time as Gorgeous George. Steve told us he comes in regularly but never gets a opportunity for pussy. Nina being the Good Samaritan that she is; gave him one of her super blowjobs and made a friend for life. Steve said he sees him from time to time and the first thing he says is “have you seen Nina lately”? We packed up and headed back to the motel to get ready to go to the Jefferson that evening.

Nina can take some time getting ready to go out, so to keep me entertained she will parade in front of the window wearing only her garter belt and nylons whenever I ask her to. I’m always looking for a likely suspect who would appreciate seeing a hot milf in the window with very little on. I spotted a guy about a block down the street taking pictures of what looked like trees. The camera he was using had a very long telephoto lens, I knew if he spotted her he would snap away. I called her and asked her if she would stand in front of the window and brush her hair. It wasn’t long before I saw him do a double take and point his camera up at our window. He must have used up a least a roll of film, then he walked up the sidewalk towards the motel and circled the block at least twice and positioned himself in several locations for different angles. I finely stepped out the door and motioned for him to come up. I think he thought I was Nina’s pimp and it scared him off, robbing me off a chance to ask for copies to add to her portfolio. You know she would have bartered for them.

The Jefferson was very busy by the time we arrived and the couples section was full, however everyone was extremely accommodating and made room us. Nina got her tits out and struck up a conversation with the good looking women seated next to her. Her husband was a Sergeant Major at Fort Lewis and they both liked to play, so play we did. Both the Sergeant Major and I received excellent blow jobs from each other’s wives. He wanted to fuck Nina but there just wasn’t enough room in the crowded couples section. I suggested we go down on the stage where we would have plenty of room. We walked the girls through the throng of usual perverts that crowd around the couples section and on to the stage. I told to the Sergeant Major that one of us had to explain the rules of engagement to the throng of hopeful fuckers that had quickly assembled in the seats around the stage. I volunteered for the first watch.

While I was conducting my seminar on the rules of engagement for fucking our wives, the Sergeant Major got busy with Nina. I invited two guys up and one took advantage of the Sergeant Majors wife and the other had to wait in the batter’s box for his turn at bat. He had to wait for a while as the Sergeant Major turned out to be a marathon man. He just returned from a year in Afghanistan and said “there wasn’t much to fuck there except camels and the occasional sheep”. When the girls are ready I will ask a couple of guys at a time to come up, It reminds me of when you were a kid picking your team for a sand lot game, everyone lined up yelling pick me pick me.

The girls did not disappoint the lucky guys who participated they left with well used dicks and that sweet pungent odor of pussy on their breath. Another great night at the porn theater.

End of Part 11

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Thanks again "B" for another great story from the old Jeff in Portland. 

Doc

A Mid-Summer Brent Recap at The Paris Theater in Portland

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Voting Ends This Weekend for The Top 3 Adult Theater Women!

UPDATE 8/20: The Good Doctor here with the last chance to get your votes in for the Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  If you have voted, thank you!  If you have not, then get your votes in now! Response has been great so far, with the Top 4 so far being Tina, Robin, Lynn, & Nina, with Mrs. Partridge gaining ground.  There are a lot of great nominees just outside that Top 4, so please vote if you have not done so already.

Over the last few weeks, we have covered many nominees for the prestigious 2010 "Lizzie's", our version of the Oscar. The Top 3 will take home the award, as voted by you, the great readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Here is how it will work: I will list and link the stories below, and you will vote via the poll on the right side of the web page. You can vote for up to 3 women. Review the nominations, and then vote for your favorite.

The poll will close on Sunday 8/22.

The Nominee Recaps:

1. Robin of "When I Feel Naughty" by OldBeatNik
2. New Year's Eve Girl by Brent
3. Jenna at The Jefferson by Brent
4. VooDoo Girl by Brent
5. Angel by Bob in Biloxi
6. Mrs. Partridge by Dr. Luv
7. Suzie Seat Slut by Old Marine Corps Guy
8. Barbie from The Belvedere by JaxBchBum
9. The Hairdresser by Justa Reply
10. Red by Wine Guy
11. Ruth by Major Voyeur
12. Liza by Video Randy
13. Mystery Celebrity by Old Marine Corps Guy
14. Charley by Buster
15. Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher by Dr. Emilio
16. The Squirter by Dr. Emilio
17. Nina the Bakery Slut by Dr. Emilio
18. Tina from CTs by Dr. Emilio
19. Slave Girl by Dr. Luv and Dr. Emilio

Your favorite girl needs your vote!  Vote Now!

Thanks,

Doc

UPDATED! Breaking News...Buford Twin Highway Theater To Reopen!

Doc here with some great news for us involved with "this thing of our's".

The Buford Highway Twin Theaters (5805 Buford Hwy NE, Doraville, GA), one of The Good Doctor's favorite all-time adult theaters, is re-opening on August 26th.  After years of fighting it out in court, the new owners have won the right to re-open the theater.

UPDATE: This from the new owners of the Buford Highway Twin Theaters:

The hours will be about the same as before.....Open at 9am every day and close at 12 mid.....Friday and Saturday close at 3am. The price will be $14 with three returns possible in one day

Following is an excerpt of the e-mail I received this morning from the new owners (as I was verifying the story):

"Thank your for the note. Yes, we will open on Aug 26th. We had to show that the theatre had been running Adult Movies for many years. In this case we proved to them the Buford had been playing adult movies since 1978 ........We just followed the law and stood up for our rights. Having the correct lawyer helped too!!! (Alan Begner) We feel that, in America, we need to stand up for our rights. (in this case it is First Admenment Rights) Freedom is not free. Also, the county is not above the law. They have to follow the law just like you and me....thanks for the interest!!!"

So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, mark your calendars for August 26th, 2010.  The Buford is back!

Thanks,

Doc

I-Team Report: Part 10: Tales of Nina the Bakery Slut

Doc here with Part 10 of Tales of Nina the Bakery Slut.  In this chapter, we learn (among other things) that Nina is a very big tipper. 

Take it away, "B"!
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We arrived in Portland at our usual late night/early morning arrival time and headed straight to the Paris. We parked at the parking lot behind Dante’s right across the street from the Paris. The Parking attendant was immediately at our window to collect his money, I paid him and asked him if he could accept a tip, he said “he always appreciates tips” I told Nina give him a tip and she promptly showed him her tits, he said “that was the biggest tip he had all week”.

We walked into the Paris and were greeted by Ray (what a guy), and not only does he let us in for free, but offers to pay for our parking. I always tell him the free admission is enough but the offer is greatly appreciated.

The three guys who were in the lobby hurried into the theater to get ring side seat and to pass the word that Nina was on her way in. One of the guys was so excited that he played like he was Paul Revere stopping at each row shouting “The Nina is Coming, The Nina is Coming”; of course this kind of reception is always appreciated but really makes her nervous. Nina always needs a little time to transform from Mrs. Straight to “Nina the Bakery Slut”.

I usually ask her to get out her tits and spread her legs to give me access to play with her pussy and get her over her nervousness. I have a little trick that I’ve learned over the years that enables me to make her attain orgasm rather quickly(when you are a bald headed old fat man you have to know some tricks to keep a women like Nina happy). After performing this tricky little maneuver, she was ready to receive invited guests.

I asked the boys who were assembled in front of our section if anyone would like a blow job, and of course they all raised their hands. I invited two guys to come on in and receive a little of Nina’s kindness. They hurried into the roped off section and without breaking stride had their dicks in hand waving them in poor little Nina’s face. By this time she is no longer nervous and ready for action and quickly starts to give these lucky fellows what they came in for. Nina has this ability to suck two guys at once by alternating back and forth between the two and get them both off seconds apart. It is a wonderful sight to witness.

To the delight of the seven or eight guys who were standing in front of the couple section, I took Nina by the hand and walked her out into the middle of the crowd. I usually let them molest her for a little while and then proceeded on down to the front of the stage where the bench seats are. She could have been the Pied Piper with the throng of merry dick waggers following close behind or should I say “close to her behind”. When she laid down on the bench and spreads her legs The guys knew they were in for a gang bang treat.

I always have to control the situation, making sure they are wearing condoms and sending the guys with poor hygiene to the showers. She really likes doing this as long as everyone conducts themselves as gentlemen. She is surrounded by horny men doing all kinds of naughty things to her. By this time there was only about eight or nine participants left but I can assure you they all thoroughly enjoyed themselves.

We said goodbye to Ray and went next door to Voodoo donuts and ordered up a dozen donuts. I paid the man and told Nina to give him a tip, she promptly opened up her coat revealing her big beautiful tits hanging over her corset, no panties and stockings and garter belt. He was embarrassed but very happy with his gratuity, so much so that he followed us out the door thanking Nina all the way. She told him he was quite welcome and when we reached the sidewalk she turned around and Titted, I mean tipped him again. Another great day at the Porn theater.

Flash Report: The Carolina Cougar, Part 2 by OSAGuy1

Doc here with Part 2 of "The Carolina Cougar" by new field reporter, OSAGuy1. 

This takes place about 2 weeks after the events I last submitted. The Carolina Cougar was raring for action and contacted me that she was horny and wanted another go round at the adult bookstore. She dressed in a light skirt and blouse because of the fact that the air conditioning was ofter cranked in the theater and did not wish to be encumbered with excess clothing. Upon driving into the lot of Romantix we notice somewhat fewer cars in the lot than usually are there, a momentary red flag went up but we decided to venture inside anyway.

Upon entering the bookstore, we noticed 2 female clerks. Not having seen them before, I was hesitant to inquire if the theater or booths were busy, but the smaller of the 2 clerks threw me a smile and a wink and said it was cool and that there was another couple in the theater so we decided on the theater.

Upon entering the theater we saw that it was completely empty except for 2 people sitting in the 3rd row in the last 2 seats against the wall. Cat and I went down to the front row where Cat could kneel on the floor and suck me or get down on all fours with her ass in the air and get ridden if the opportunity presented itself. After watching the movie for a few I feel Cat's hand rubbing my crotch and reaching for my zipper, within minuets she has my cock rock hard and standing straight up. My hands are under Cats top tweaking her nipples until she is moaning like a whore in heat.

I look up to the third row I notice the female half of the couple sitting behind us her head was bobbing up and down in her husbands lap at an amazing speed. I whisper in Cat's ear what what is going on and she begins stroking my cock harder. I turn and ask the husband if they are swingers he says yes and I ask if they would like to join us... They agreed.

Upon their coming down I notice that the female half or the couple "P" is a very voluptuous, 30 yr brunette with very large breasts and her husband K is in his early 40's and well hung by the size of his cock sticking out of the front of his pants.

Upon them sitting down in the next row behinds us P came around to the front in front of the screen, her top was open and her large breasts being very well displayed she looked down at Cat and my self and complimented me on the size and thickness of my cock. I asked her if she was bi and she saying she was curious I asked her if she wanted to eat Cat's pussy. She smiled and said yes but wanted to watch me do it first.

I began to eat Cat's pussy to a trembling orgasm, upon looking up and wiping Cats pussy juice off my chin, I notice P is sitting in the seat next to Cat her hand working furiously, her head thrown back obviously in the throes of orgasm. I knelt down in front of P and pushed her skirt up around her waist and pulled her panties to one side and began eating, after several minuets she had a moaning wet orgasm.

I look up and Cat and K is watching intently, I see Cat intently sucking K's Cock and loving it. P looks at me and says "I would love to see you suck his cock also", so Cat and I take turns until he cums over Cat's face. Cat licking his cum off her fingers. P looks down and says I still want to eat her pussy, so while P eats cat out I slide my tongue up her luscious ass. After Cats orgasm subsides, P licks her lips and says what a pleasure it was to meet and she hopes she sees us again.

Her and K go back to their seats and continue playing with each other. By this time cat is ready for cock and lots of it. So we proceed to the booths for a hot one on one, but that is another story.
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Thanks OSAGuy1 for another great report.  FYI, Romantix (the ABS/theater the action takes place at) is in the Omaha area.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's easy...I will edit your report, correct grammar, etc.  You supply the report, I'll do the rest.

Thanks,

Doc

Make Your Vote Count! Top 3 Adult Theater Women Voting Ends Shortly!

UPDATE 8/16: The Good Doctor here with a friendly reminder to get your votes in for the Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  Response has been great so far, with the Top 4 so far being Tina, Robin, Lynn, & Nina, with Mrs. Partridge gaining ground.  There are a lot of great nominees just outside that Top 4, so please vote if you have not done so already.

Over the last few weeks, we have covered many nominees for the prestigious 2010 "Lizzie's", our version of the Oscar. The Top 3 will take home the award, as voted by you, the great readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Here is how it will work: I will list and link the stories below, and you will vote via the poll on the right side of the web page. You can vote for up to 3 women. Review the nominations, and then vote for your favorite.

The poll will close on Sunday 8/22.

The Nominee Recaps:

1. Robin of "When I Feel Naughty" by OldBeatNik
2. New Year's Eve Girl by Brent
3. Jenna at The Jefferson by Brent
4. VooDoo Girl by Brent
5. Angel by Bob in Biloxi
6. Mrs. Partridge by Dr. Luv
7. Suzie Seat Slut by Old Marine Corps Guy
8. Barbie from The Belvedere by JaxBchBum
9. The Hairdresser by Justa Reply
10. Red by Wine Guy
11. Ruth by Major Voyeur
12. Liza by Video Randy
13. Mystery Celebrity by Old Marine Corps Guy
14. Charley by Buster
15. Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher by Dr. Emilio
16. The Squirter by Dr. Emilio
17. Nina the Bakery Slut by Dr. Emilio
18. Tina from CTs by Dr. Emilio
19. Slave Girl by Dr. Luv and Dr. Emilio

Your favorite girl needs your vote!  Vote Now!

Thanks,

Doc