Blast From The Past! The Jefferson Theater in 2006 by Brent in Portland

Doc here... I have a very busy day planned here at the office located in the sceneic valley by the small women's liberal arts college, thus an early start to posting today's report. 

Today we have a "Blast From The Past" from poet laureate Brent from Portland. The Jefferson was a special place in "this thing of our's"...It was probably the perfect adult theater (if you had to draw one up). Not too big, not too small, easy access, a bar next door, good parking, and a great environment.  Ray (the current owner of The Paris") provided a great place to see and be seen, as he now does at The Paris.

Enjoy Brent's missive about a simple time not too long ago...
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I miss The Jefferson. I miss The River City Saloon. I miss 2006 and the booming just about ready to crash too many plates spinning in the air, economy:

Sometimes I'm asked what's the best time to go to the Jefferson Theater to guarantee that they will be able to witness and/or participate in hot, nasty, indecent, public, exhibitionistic, orgasm inducing, Jiffy Pop, making, bubble gum expanding, panty dampening, organ engorging, jizz exploding, heterosexual sex? The answer is "I don't know." (Write that down on the blackboard, Mr. Hand.)


You can get lucky, and see a lot of hot action inside of Portland's adult theaters or you can get "Murphy" and never see any action at all. That's just the way it is. I mean, a New Yorker could have attended 100 Yankee games in the twenties and never been present when Babe Ruth hit a home run. What's the difference between Bobby Bonds and Babe Ruth? Bond's was on steroids. Ruth was on Hemorrhoids.

The lady who has fucked more men in adult theaters than most was in the theaters this past weekend. One of the amazing things about her is that she prefers to get fucked bareback, to have multiple loads of come inside of her. She has a raw sexuality that transcends her age. I would guess that she is pushing sixty. She is tall, curly haired, thick and womanly. She always reminds me of a librarian or secretary.


The Jefferson Theater
2007


This past weekend, She and her husband were at both theaters and she was very active. I saw one player fuck her hard twice at the Jefferson on Thursday. She was on top of his big cock, riding up and down on it. Her ass hole was open and ready, if somebody was so  inclined.  I've never seen her get double fucked inside of a theater. I have seen a few women get fucked bareback in the ass and pussy at the same time. The last time was a couple of months ago, in the couple's section.

This past Thursday, May 4, there was another couple at the theaters besides the one I described. She was cute. She looked Italian. Average size, pretty face, and dark hair. She was dressed in long pants and a sweatshirt. They sat in the couple's section and played with each other without taking off their clothes. He had his hand down her pants and was fingering her cunt. She was writing and squirming like a restless kid on a long car ride. Although I never saw any part of her body, it was still an erotic scene. I'll have to ask my friend who was there if they went any further, after I left Thursday.

The ever-present ogre/troll gauntlet continued to be effective in scaring away new couples this past weekend at the Jefferson. Even though there were couples already playing inside of the ropes at the Jefferson, a few of the younger, newer couples never got a chance to get comfortable and play. The clerk had to clear a path with his machete, just to allow room for these promising new couples to pass through. Needless to say, most of them stayed less than five minutes.

But there were a lot of couples that did come in and stay and watch and play inside of the theaters this weekend. So it was a very good weekend. The Jefferson and Oregon continue to attract, a slightly atypical porno theater audience. For example, a couple came in on Friday. They have been in before. They are both in very good shape and probably in there 60s. She has a nice tight body. He has a nice sized cock. While they were in on Friday, they were the only couple so they got all the attention. They always sit in the front of the couple's section. At one point, she was naked and bent over giving her husband a blow job. Her ass was positioned so that the guy standing right next to the rope was able to finger her pussy. A lot of the guys who were sitting in the back row, reached over and groped her nude body while she sucked and fucked her husband. She relished all of the attention. Later she stood by the ropes and gave a few lucky guys hand jobs while they played with her ass and cunt.



The Jefferson
Original Entrance & Marquee
circa 1982

 There were other couples in on Friday. Strap on K and Bend over B held forth for a few hours. One or two guys fucked K z young body. There was a young black couple that snuggled in the corner of the main theater. They didn't stay long and never got past the cuddling stage.

I got a little action on Saturday at the O from a couple that reads these posts. I've described her as a country housewife. She is very pretty, but not flashy. I found out, Saturday that she loves to give head. At first, I was reluctant to join them because I was afraid I couldn't satisfy her. I finally sat down next to her on the couch and started rubbing her thighs. Before long I had my fingers inside of her. She leaned over and started sucking my cock. It felt wonderful.

I decided to reciprocate. I went down on her and started eating her juicy pussy. While I was head first between her legs, I was blissfully  unaware of the fact that we were surrounded. I was too busy concentrating on fingering, licking and sucking her sweet love box. I could feel the walls of her vagina tighten around my fingers while I licked her as hard and then as soft as I could. She cried out in pleasure. If I  didn`t take her to the Big O I got her to the doorstep. My foot had fallen a sleep so I stood up to let the blood rush to where it needed to go. Another eager lad took my place between her sexy legs. I said good-bye and walked out of the theater feeling the rush of theater sex energy.

The leering faces of the crowd of on lookers fades into the back ground for a lot of couples when they play inside of an adult theater. I wonder how many women close their eyes or only look into their husband's eyes while they are being groped and caressed; or fucked and sucked by a steady stream of strangers inside of an adult theater?

The best-looking couple that came in on Saturday was a rich looking, golden couple in there twenties or thirties. He was tall and blond and fairly well built. He looked like he enjoyed his pleasures but he also looked a little angry. His lady was also a blond, with a perfect tight body. The outfit she had on looked like something Brittany, Cristina or Jessica would wear. She had on a white tennis type mini skirt, white top, and sheer panties. She was very pretty and athletic looking, like a young blond tennis star. They sat in the back corner of the couple's section. They put on a great show while I was there. She was definitely an exhibitionist.

I think the other couples that were there, inspired her to make the most out of their first visit to the Jefferson Theater. The couple that had been at the O was there, along with Cabbage Patch (I use that term affectionately) Girl and her old man, and another young couple. Everybody was playing. . At one point, the hot blond was bent over, with her beautiful ass up in the air and her panties pulled to the side while her old man fucked her from behind. Her tits were out of her bra. She was obviously having a good time.

I wish I could have seen them better. I considered going out to the lobby to ask the clerk to turn the lights up and the volume on the movie screen to low. I wanted to see her beautiful body and hear her moans of delight and the squishy sounds of her wet cunt.
There was another young couple there who was just as exciting. She was as beautiful and sexy as the blond in the mini skirt. She had reddish brown hair and a soft, pretty face. Her body was very soft and fuck worthy. She had very round 34 C breasts. They did every thing. She sucked him. He ate her. They fucked, first like this and then like that. The best scene involving them was when she straddled his cock, reverse cowgirl style, spread her legs wide more and twisted her body so that everybody could see his swollen dick driving in and out of her wet pussy. They were still there when I decided to go home Saturday.

It was past 3AM. There was a cute, single gal standing in the lobby, talking to the clerk when I walked out the door. I wonder if she ventured into the theater? I wonder what happened after I left? All of us perverts around the globe would like to know. So if anybody was at the Jefferson until it was time to go to church on Sunday, please let us know what happened.
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Brent's Blasts From The Past serve as a chronicle of the best of times at The Jefferson in Portland.  At that time, The Jefferson and The Oregon were going great guns, and up the coast, The Mecca was grinding out the last several months of it's existence.  Hardcore couples like Nina The Bakery Slut and "B" would venture to The Jeff for a fun weekend of carnal knowledge from Washington state.

Do you have a Blast From The Past?  Click the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" on the upper left of The Journal, and fire one off to The Good Doctor.  Remember...Everyone loves a good story.

Thanks,

Doc

I-Team Report: Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut - Part 17

Doc here with Part 17 of Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut.  In this chapter Nina shows her appreciation of law enforcement, and in particular one G-Man steps up to the plate.

Here is "B"s next installment...Enjoy!
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We were in Seattle to attend a early showing at the Fantasy Unlimited but we were a little too early so we parked down the street to do a little flashing just to kill a little time and of course have a little fun.

Fantasy Unlimited
2027 Westlake Ave, Seattle

Nina sat in the car with her tits out and I was outside of the car reading a map on the hood (a pretense of course). It wasn’t long before a nice looking gentleman walked by and did a double take at the view inside of the car. His remark to me was ”nice car”. I looked up at him and gave him a big knowingly smile as he walked on by. He walked to the end of the block and stopped suddenly as if he had forgotten something and quickly turned around and walked back in our direction.

As he walked up to me he asked if I would mind if he took closer look at the topless lady in the car. I said be my guest. He complimented Nina on her fine pair of exposed tits; I asked him if he would like to see her pussy. He said he certainly would, so I invited him in for a closer look. We were all a little nervous because it was in the day time for all to see what might be going on in the car. I told him we were about to go up the street to the Fantasy unlimited to the porn theater and he was welcome to tag along. He said “he would love to but his time was limited because he had to catch a plane back to Phoenix”. He extended us a invitation to go up to his room at a nearby hotel. We accepted his invitation, and on the way up to his room I asked Nina if this makes her feel a little like a call girl? She said “yes isn’t it exciting?”

Nina gave him one of her famous blow jobs and we went on our way. It turns out he was a horny Phoenix police captain in Seattle for a seminar, who was lucky enough to run into a foxy little nympho and her portly husband on the streets of Seattle.

We went from there directly to the Fantasy, paid our entrance fee and went on into the theater. Nina was in her usual attire of short skirt, no panties, garter belt, stocking, bra less and low cut blouse. She always causes a stir amongst the boys as she enters the theater. Nina hardly had time to get into her seat when she was surrounded by four horny guys with their dicks hanging out. She doesn’t really like to be surrounded when she first comes into a theater, so I usually tell the boys to back off a little and give her a chance to get into the mood. The boys gave her a little room and a little time, which did wonders for her sexual disposition. The guy sitting next to her slowly ran his hand up her leg and in just a little time she responded and just a little more time he was on the receiving end of a wonderful blow job.

Nina was getting felt up from every angle, which she really enjoys as long as it is done in a gentle manner. The first guy that received a blow job moved on and another fellow took his place. He played with her pussy a little and then I noticed he was whispering in her ear and I was receiving signals from her she was not comfortable I asked her what was going on and she told me the guy wanted to take her to a motel and shit on her tits. I quickly told him she is not into potty tricks and that it was time for him to move on.

Someone new came into the room and was perusing the scene. I looked up and recognized him as the Arizona Captain. I said "shouldn’t you be on a plane heading East?" He said he was going to catch a later flight, and he "just couldn’t leave without enjoying Nina just one more time”.

She makes more friends that way.

End of Part 17

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Thanks,

Doc

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House Call! 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater, Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a hybrid House Call/Flash Report on 15th Avenue Books & Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  Circumstances led to me being in the Melrose Park area (many miles away from the scenic valley near the small women's college) on Friday evening, so I took the opportunity to re-visit one of the nicest overall facilities in the country for "this thing of our's".

In the past several months, I have posted several articles about 15th Avenue's layout, so I will not repeat those details here.  However, what I will do as a form of exposition is to include a couple of photos from their website of the spa area and the theater entrance.


15th Ave Adult Books & Theater
2125 S 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL



One of the reasons I was very anxious to make a House Call to 15th was the fact they have started a notification system when couples come into the theater/spa, ala The Paris in Portland and CTs in Gary.  I wanted to make sure that the posts were accurate and the time of posting was the correct time. 

So The Good Doctor pulled his Lizardo 3000 into the spacious and well-lit parking lot at 15th Avenue around 9:15 Friday evening.  The parking lot was pretty full, so this was a good sign.  Admission is $20 for the theater and arcade area, and an extra $10 for the spa.  These high fees do a pretty good job of keeping the riff-raff out of the facility.

15th Ave Theater Entrance
(inside store)

The couples section is located on the left hand side of the theater, and is made up of 4 rows of 4 seats that are separated via rope from the gen pop remainder of the theater.  It's a good set-up for couples, and it will give them some much needed breathing room as they get settled in.

As The Good Doctor walked into the theater, there were no couples in as of yet.  However, after 10 minutes, Couple 1 entered, and they made their way to the couples section.  My gut feeling on them was they were there possibly for the first time, and were scoping it out.  After about 10 minutes, they were history...Maybe next time they will feel more comfortable there.

Couple 2 entered within 5 minutes of 1 leaving.  She was a very well dressed blonde in a classic theater sex outfit: short black dress, stockings, light overcoat.  The curious thing is that they immediately sat right in the middle of the gen pop section of the theater, and they sat in the middle two seats, thus leaving a chair right next to her.  This seating arrangement usually means the fun will be getting started sooner rather than later.

Usually.



The blonde sat there, stoned faced, while her guy was very busy stroking his cock, and another guy from the crowd sat next to her in an effort to chat her up (among other things).  Aside from an occasional glance at the stranger, she barely moved.  She was not digging this for whatever reason, and within 20 minutes they ventured out to their vehicle in the parking lot to discuss things further.



Store Entrance - 15th Ave

 

















The conversation did not go well.  After some intense negotiations outside their truck, they got in and took off.  Very promising start, with a  bad finish.

BTW, the management posted about these couples arriving, and it was 100% on the money.  So far, so good in that department.  More on this later.

Around 10:30, two couples arrived with minutes of each other.  Couple 3 was a big busted MILF type with glasses, long dark hair, and was very friendly.  Her guy was very quiet...

Couple 4 entered, and also took up shop in the couples section.  They knew Couple 3, and the girls immediately began chatting it up.  The female half of Couple 4 had on a dark coat as well, and it was hard to make out what she looked like outside of her medium length dark hair and dark stylish glasses.  Her guy was an older well dressed man with a dark overcoat. 

I had a pretty good vibe about #3 and #4, unlike the earlier couples.  They were relaxed, laughing, and having a good time.  Now, would this translate to some spectacular theater sex behind the screen (a 15 x 40 foot room sits behind the movie screen, and can be utilized for private moments), or would it lead to the couples leaving the facility together?

Neither.

After 10 minutes of settling in, both couples left (cue sad trombone here), and seemed to be heading out of the theater.  Since I was sitting close to the door, I exited to see what was actually happening.  What I saw was very good news (cue game show ringer).  They were purchasing their wrist bands for the spa area.  This triggered a string of guys also making their spa purchases one after another, since you need to be buzzed back to the private spa. 

The spa has a security guy working the door, and he also acts to keep things civil yet couples-friendly.  He did his job well Friday night... Kudos to you, sir.



Montclaire Spa
Private Rooms



Since The Good Doctor already had a wrist band on, I scooted into the spa ahead of the 2 couples.  I guess was that they would opt for one or more of the private rooms in the spa area.  15th Avenue brands this area "The Montclaire Spa", and it includes a locker room, showers, wet sauna, & a lounge area with bleacher-like seating around a large screen TV away from the entrance.  The area also contains the aforementioned private rooms (6 in total on one side, with one being double the size of the others), plus a few others in the hallway.  Couples can purchase a key for these rooms, and have private times with however they might choose (be it themselves or a lucky guys or three).

By the time the couples made their way to the large private room, and opened the door, the game was on. And that game was that they would pick and choose guys to party with them inside the locked private room.  Two couples, plus 1 or two guys at a time would be a tight fit in theory. 

It is always great to see experienced adult theater women in this environment...They know what they want, and how they want it.  For women in "this thing of our's", it's always a buyers market.  A 25-50:1 ratio of men to women in an adult theater is commonplace.  And the way these two women went about their business was impressive.

The female half of Couple 3 (MILF with glasses and large bust), went on a walk throughout the spa area and picked out the tallest and youngest guy.  Good for him.  I am neither tall nor young, so this was not a close call.  Now the female half of Couple 4 poked her head out, and pointed out a much older guy which surprised many in the crowd.  He ventured back to Room #3, and the door closed.

The sounds coming from the room were promising...A little chit chat, followed by the distinct sounds of a wet blow job. After a couple minutes of this, the slurps were replaced by moans of a woman getting a solid fucking.  Hopefully, the fucking would finish, a guy would exit, and the next bachelor on The Dating Game would step up to the plate.  Not surprising, the tall young guy exited the room pretty quickly...The door shut behind him, and the sounds started again. In order. 

After what seemed to be a very long time (maybe 20 minutes), the old guy left the room. When he left, the the female half of Couple 4 was visible, topless in the door... This was my first good glance of her, and it was a good one. Maybe 5'1", asian or Philipino, maybe late 30's, and dark wavy hair.  In the words of Christopher Walken, "wowee wow wow".  After a short break, the door closed.

By this point, the police line-up of guys in the hallway (seen in the photo above) was 10-12 back.  Of this crew, myself and one other guy were the only ones remotely in shape physically. I was 2nd in line from the door, but that means nothing.  They would choose the next contestant on "Bang My Wife", regardless of where we were standing.

The door once again opened, the small asian/Philippino hottie stood there, now fully clothed and looking for her next suitor.  The first guy in line thought he was next, but she had a type she was looking for, and I was pretty sure he wasn't it.

"M" (as I would find out was her first name) looked at me and said come in.  I knew I was getting the malocchio from the first guy, but The Good Doctor was focused on the sexy woman in the doorway.

It was standing room only in Room #3...The two husbands were watching, and woman #3 was out picking her next guy when I got situated.  "M" greeted me with a deep long kiss, which surprised The Good Doctor.  Her kisses were deep, soft, and sensuous. I granned her ass as we kissed, and it was tiny and firm...But her skin was baby-soft.

This was going to be good.

After struggling to remove our clothes, she stood there naked...Small B cup boobs, with rock hard nipples that begged to be tugged and sucked.  But, aside from her outstanding physical qualities, she was a naughty yet sweet MILF.

As she dropped to her knees, she kept eye contact with The Good Doctor as she took the hard cock in her mouth and gave a soft, wet blow job... Plus, she took direction well.  It was all I could do not to run off a batch right then and there. 

While this was happening, MILF 3 came back with a guy... She immediately took off her dress and was left standing there in panties, staockings, and garters.  I asked if she minded me playing with her nipples while I was still getting a top shelf cock sucking by "M".  She said sure, and I did the equivilent of playing the banjo while spinning plates on a stick while singing the national anthem.

I pulled "M" up, and she said in the most innocent voice "...are you ready to fuck me?".  I told her I was, and then I asked her when I was done fucking her, where she wanted me to cum (you gotta ask, guys. Theater Sex 101).  Her reply was perfect: "Where do YOU want to?". Of course, I said on her face, to which she said "Mmmmm".

She got on her back, exposing her shaved swollen pussy...I could not resist running my tongue all over her, and sucking on her clit. I moved up and slid into her...This girl was tight. Real tight (in a good way). This, along with the eye contact (still), and us both dirty talking was a perfect storm.  As I was fucking "M", MILF 3 was leaning by her and stroking her hair while watching my cock pound away...

"M" wanted it hard and rough, and being a people person, I aim to not disappoint. At one point I was worried about her head banging into the tile wall behind her...She said, "I don't care. Just don't stop."

Between the other woman looking at me and her, and how good everything was feeling, I wasn't going to be long for this world.  I lasted about 10 minutes (I think). I pulled off, and told her to get on her knees again.  She hopped off the table, and onto the floor.  At this point, the other woman and the two hubbys stood up and watched as she sucked me closer to cumming.  I pulled it out of her soft mouth, and started cumming all over her cute face as one of the hubbys said (no shit) "perfect...just perfect".  Not quite sure what that meant, but what I was sure of was she was dripping from her forehead down her cheeks with a thick load of cum.

We cleaned up, while MILF 3 was giving a hand job to the other guy brought in after The Good Doctor. Things were not looking up for this guy unfortunately, and one wonders if she made the right choice. I thanked "M" and gave her a long last kiss. I nodded thanks to her hubby, said good bye to MILF 3 and her guy while walking out of Room 3.

After walking through the gauntlet still in the hallway, I heard more moans.  I walked back to the bleacher seats, and there was a couple I saw earlier in the evening check into a private room in that same hallway.  Now she was wearing a cheerleader outfit, and she was bent over one of the bleachers. Her hubby was behind her fucking away as she was screaming "keep fucking my ass baby...Keep fucking my ass".  There were a dozen guys watching, but not participating.  I wish I could have stayed to watch that play out, but I was a long way from The Valley and had rounds the next morning.

I checked my Smartphone as I was leaving...The notices sent out by management from 15th were again 100% spot on.  Total of 6 couples, posted at the exact time they came in. 15th has passed the "notice test" with flying colors. 

15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater
Melrose Park, IL

Grade:
A-
It's time to go back to 15th.  Things are more discreet, and private playing is handled in a courteous fashion.  The new notice system works, and is accurate.

And "M", if you read this blog...Thanks for a great Friday night!

Doc

Blast From The Past! The Blue Hornet on The Foxchase and The Earle Adult Theaters



Doc here with the debut report from The Blue Hornet.  His Blast From The Past focusing on The Foxchase Cinemas in Alexandria, and the Earle Theater in Baltimore is an interesting look back at these two classic adult theaters from "this thing of our's".

Enjoy the report... I did.

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The Blue Hornet

Hi Doc,

I love your web site because the most exciting times in my life were the playful activities inside a darkly light theater with the sights and sounders of zippers opening, moans & groans of climaxes, slurping-sucking-fucking everywhere.

My favorites were the Foxchase 3 Cinemas in Alexandria, Va. and The Earle in Baltimore, Md. that closed a few years back. I wish there were some in this area but they are non-existent now.

The Foxchase in Alexandria was my favorite. One afternoon, I picked up my girlfriend Rhonda (a Farrah Fawcett look-alike),  and took her to a matinee. As porn was being shown, we got extremely aroused,and I began kissing her, opened her blouse and sucked her nipples. Her panties became soaked in pussy juice so I finger fucked her to an orgasm. Men crowded around to watch but we were so turned on it didn't matter.


The Earle Theater
Baltimore, MD
Circa 1985






















Rhonda then got on her knees in front of me and sucked my cock until I exploded in her mouth. About 5 guys were masturbating near us and shot their loads all over the floor.

One week later, I made arrangements with a very horny lady in my neighborhood, who was married, but flirted with me like crazy. We made love several times in motel rooms, and on one hot afternoon, we fucked 5 times to completion. So, I asked her to go to the Foxchase. She got excited, and we went to a matinee showing porn.
As we kissed and rubbed each other, I pulled my cock out and she gave me a great handjob in front of a group of guys who were jerking their cocks also.  Boy do I miss the Foxchase!


The Earle Theater,
Baltimore
circa 1985



One other story is at the Earle Theater in Baltimore, MD.  A brunette, attractive, voluptuous type of body arrived one late afternoon with a guy interested in a gang bang. Quickly, me and at least 8 more men surrounded her, and took off all of her clothes. She laid down on the floor in the theater and took care of every cock, tongue, hands, etc of each man. She seemed to be insatiable and after draining all of us, she got dressed and walked out with her male companion. That day, the Earle was filled with moans and groans that still register in my mind today.

Doc, I may visit Philly or the eastern Pa. area to check out the Cinema 309 in WB, and Cupids in Kutztown. If so, I will let you know how it went.

Thanks again for all that you do to make life sexciting! 

The Blue Hornet

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Doc here again... A great first report from our newest field reporter, The Blue Hornet (I wonder if he has a driver by the name of Kato, or a car named The Black Beauty... But I digress...). Hopefully he hits paydirt @ Cinema 309 and Cupids, and provides another top shelf report.

A little history for the theaters mentioned in TBH's report:  The Foxchase 3 Cinemas (2 showed adult fare, the other a mix of art house and Bollywood films), closed in 2005 to make way for a big box retailer.  The Earle died in 2006, and stands vacant...



The Earle Theater
Vacant, 2008



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Do you have a Blast From The Past, just like The Blue Hornet?  Just drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's easy... I will edit, correct grammar and spelling, and drop in a photo or two from the massive Lizardo Archives, housed at Lizardo Labs, located in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. 



Lizardo Labs
Bringing you "this thing or our's" since 2009



It's up to us to keep "this thing of our's" going... The more that the information is shared, the better we all are.  That's the Lizardo Way.

Thanks,

Doc

House Call! The Jolar Cinema in San Diego by The Good Doctor

Doc here with a long overdue House Call report from The Jolar Cinema in The Whales Vagina San Diego, CA.  The Good Doctor finds himself frequently in San Diego, and over the past year have been there 6 times visiting patients and administering care The Lizardo Way.

San Diego has three adult theaters worthy of mention here at The Journal:

1. The Jolar Cinema on University Avenue
2. The Barnett Avenue Superstore
3. Adult Depot on Kurtz Avenue

On this particular Tuesday evening in August, I started at Adult Depot and encountered a sausage fest. No surprise, as the M on M action at this place can be pretty hardcore.  So I moved onto Barnett Avenue, where it was very quiet for the hour plus I was there.  It was at this time I jumped into The Lizardo 3000 and headed across town to The Jolar Cinema.
The Jolar is my favorite of the San Diego adult theaters. In previous reports, I have described The Jolar.  But because I am having an outstanding hair day, I will review it again for you.

In my opinion, The Jolar is the most couples-friendly of the 3 theaters in SD. Wednesday and Saturday Nights are couples free nights (after 8 if memory serves me correct), and that is always a good thing.  The Jolar has private fantasy booths, which line the hallway on your way to the theater.  I have to say that the quality of these dancers is very good, and not a bad alternative if you strike out in the theaters. But I digress...

Upon getting buzzed in (A good idea that many theaters employ), you walk down a long-ish dark hallway (to be mentioned later is this report) and turn right into the first theater.  This theater features home theater style chairs and viewing of 3 different screen showing Lifetime Channel XXX movies. There is also a window that is placed between the hallway and this theater.

Theater #2 is larger (twice the size of the first), and in addition to the home theater chairs, has 2 sets of leather love seats on the back wall.  There is passage between the two theaters at the front of the theaters, and this is traveled frequently by the patrons.

OK...Onto the actual House Call.

The Good Doctor (after being underwhelmed across town), got to The Jolar about 10pm this Tuesday night (please note my spectacular timing of going to The Jolar on a non-couple's night). My expectations were realistic, but hopes high as always.  15 Minutes after my arrival, the buzzer rang and the sound of two sets of footsteps traveling down the hallway began.



The couple paused for a minute in the hallway, but I could see them through the aforementioned glass between the theater and the hallway. She was an attractive Hispanic girl, curvy but not heavy at all. She was about 5'5", and looked a bit like America Ferrera (with longer hair).  She was wearing a white floral print dress that went to just above her knees.  Suddenly, The Good Doctor's Tuesday night was looking a little bit better.

The couple walked into theater #1 and took up a seat in the front row, but seemed restless... Soon, they were on the move to the larger theater and again took a spot in the large chairs.  It was at this time I had a flashback to adult theaters from my younger days as an intern in the 80's and 90's.  During those visits, there was often a cat and mouse game between couples and guys hoping to hook up with them.  The game consisted of finding seats in the theater, and the counter-move by the guys... Eventually, the couple would either find a guy of their liking, or continue their search for one.  I was getting this type of vibe from them...Was it fact, or just the wishful thinking of a guy wearing a stethoscope?

After a few minutes in the larger theater, they left and headed down the hallway heading for the door. Luckily, they stopped back near the window, while your narrator positioned himself in the field of view so I could see them and they could see me.  "E" (as I would later find out her name) was standing in front of her guy while she was slightly grinding into him with her body... It was a very hot show they were putting on.  This lasted a few minutes, and they moved back to theater 1, and back to the front row.  I took up residence in the back row...

Much to my surprise, they got up again, and moved back to my row, with "E" sitting in the high backed and sided chair next to me, and her guy next to her. The game was afoot. 

Over the course of a few minutes, we exchanged glances...First eye to eye, then eye to body.  Mine to her ample chest, her's to my crotch.  The vibe in the room was getting hotter, and drawing on my experience in "this thing of our's", took control being the alpha dog in the room.  The other guys in the theater didn't seem to know what to do, whereas I was dusting off the Lizardo Handbook. 

"E" gave me a final glance, and she and her guy moved to the larger theater again, this time to the back row. Now here is the twist... The back row has two love seats, but there are two single seats separating them.  "E" sat on the love seat, whereas her guy sat next to her in a single seat. It was time to make my move...

I walked up to "E", and politely asked her if she minded me sitting on the love seat with her. She shook her head in a "why not" manner, but did not say anything (more on that later). During the course of the next 10 minutes, we moved closer to each other, finally touching thighs.  Going back to those days in the old school adult theaters, the rule of thumb was always "when sitting next to a woman, always let her make the first move with her hand".

Sure enough, she moved her hand to my thigh, and then to my crotch. My hand was stroking her thigh, and gliding up to her panties.  Shortly afterwards, she was stroking my cock while I was continuing to caress her soft skin.  This was getting good...Real good.

She motioned me to follow them...Again, no words, just a gesture. 

We walked back to the hallway and stopped. She again stood in front and to the right of her guy, her back to his front. I stood next to her, stroking her back and ass...She once again reached for my hard cock.  Things now progressed to me facing her, while my hand was buried inside her panties, fingering her sopping wet pussy. "E" then buried her head into my shoulder, exposing her neck, which I kissed and nibbled on.  Her moans got louder, and she was grinding harder into me. She then returned the favor, kissing my neck and continuing to moan softly into my ear.  My head was swimming, trying to anticipate what would happen next. The rougher I got with her in that hallway, the more she was responding. At one point, I had her arms pinned her sides while I was almost fucking her...

What I could have never anticipated was what came next.

After 15 minutes in that hallway, she again motioned me to follow them again.  This time, we headed out the door and out of the theater. OK... Was this going to be an in-car thing? A parking lot dogging thing?

E's guy went down to get their conversion van (perfect for an in-car thing)... This left me alone with "E" in the parking lot of The Jolar, and I asked her name.  She also told me she spoke no English, and asked if I spoke Spanish. The Good Doctor is a paesan, not an amigo.  Suddenly, things were getting real complicated.


To the left of The Jolar is a white circular building housing a custom glass showroom, facing University Avenue (you can see it clearly in the photo of The Jolar).  E's guy backed the van in facing University Avenue.  I thought I was confused before...Now I was just baffled.  We walked over, and "E" began talking with her guy.  E had hopped into the front seat, and they left the door open while I stepped up to check on the story. She then asked me in very broken English..."condom?".  I pulled out one and responded the way any American would talking with someone who doesn't speak English: Way too loud.

The second I responded, E spun around in the front seat and now was facing me...She laid down, and pulled her panties off. At this point, I'd like to remind the jury that it is now about 11:45pm, on a pretty busy street, and "E" wants me to fuck her right then and there. In the open. In public. In the well-lit parking lot.

So I did.

E's pussy was still slippery, and incredibly tight.  This was going to have to be quick and intense, given the geography and conditions. "E" wrapped her legs around my waist while I slid into her wet pussy. As I was fucking his girl, the guy was playing with her ample boobs.  Within a minute, she started bucking wildly while yelling "Si, Si!".  She came as I did...

I got my stethoscope and lab coat back in place while "E" did likewise... I gave her a hug good-bye, and shook the guys hand.  They fired up the van, and off into the darkness they drove.

And that was that. It was one of those "Holy shit, what did I just do?" moments... It was also an all-time top 5 adult theater experince for The Good Doctor.  It had it all...The chase, the teasing, the foreplay, and an element of uniqueness.  Check.  To top it off, "E" was a hottie.

It has been years since I had a theater sex experience remotely like that.  The Good Doctor may not be the young intern he once was, but his experience in the field paid big dividends that Tuesday night.

Blast From The Past: Dr. Luv Reports on Jennifer @ The Pussycat Theater in NYC

Doc here with the return of one of my favorite features here at The Journal, "Blast From The Past".  This series of reports focus on the glory years of times past, where the adult theater scene was very different that it is today.  BFTP typically are centered on the pre-Reagan era, before the Messe Report (read about that here) in 1986.  Adult theaters were mainstream, not tucked away inside adult bookstores as many are today.  The marquees of the porn palaces often stood on the same block as legitimate theaters. You might see "The Right Stuff" on one marquee, and "Planet of The Gropes" on another. 

In the words of Henry Hill..."It was a glorious time..."

Luckily, we have my esteemed colleague and brother physician Dr. Luv here to help us relive those days.  His following report on his friend Jennifer @ The Pussycat Theater in Manhattan from 1980 is an instant classic, just as his report about The Bryant Theater in NYC from this past June (read that article here).

The Pussycat Theater
Manhattan, 1983



Jennifer at the Pussycat Theater

This event happened at the Pussycat theatre in NYC in about 1980. I was dating this brunette at the time named Jennifer who was cute, huge boobs, a little on the chunky side but not so much as you would call her a BBW. I had taken her to see a revival of the King and I (with the now deceased baldy himself - Yul Brenner) at a 45^th street theatre. The play was fabulous – even if you’re like me and not a fan of musicals. Jennifer loved it. Afterwards – at her suggestion – she wanted to see a “porn film like Deep Throat because I’ve never seen such a thing”. I thought about it for a half a millisecond and suggested an upscale place – The Pussycat – then located on Broadway (where the Marriot Marquis hotel is now).

The Pussycat was a “high end” porno place (for the time) that had more expensive admission then the grotty versions on 42^nd street, and was generally cleaner and had fewer hobos and junkies in the lobby. It was also huge, probably sat about 800 people with a lot of red crushed velvet drapes and seats. When we arrived in the late afternoon of a scorching August Saturday, we slipped into the back row of a virtually empty theater. Jennifer was agog with the action on the screen and whispered in my ear that she could hardly wait to go back to my place to fuck. I remember thinking I didn’t want to wait.

We had been there for about 15 minutes and our eyes had gotten adjusted to the light when there was the unmistakable sound of carnal knowledge floating down from the heavens. Turns out there was a balcony above us and someone was making some very lusty noises. Jennifer said: “I think there’s someone fucking in the balcony…wanna go watch”?  “Ya think”? I responded.

It took us a minute to find the stairs to the balcony and we crept up so as not to disturb the fornicators. We needn’t have bothered. There were two couples with one woman watching as her husband and the other man double penetrated the second woman. They seemed completely oblivious to our arrival.   One of the men was completely naked sitting in a seat with the woman astride and the second dude (who was wearing nothing but a leather vest) pile driving her ass from behind…not a simple task in a cramped theater seat. We stood about 3 feet from them and watched. Jennifer seemed apoplectic with excitement.



Dr. Luv



After a few minutes watching these three fuck and snort poppers, Jennifer pronounced – seemingly to herself – “I want to try that”! The three fornicators stopped and gave Jennifer a long look. There was absolute silence until the woman in the middle of the fuck sandwich said: “do you want to take my place honey”? Jennifer stammered that she hadn’t meant for them to hear her and demurred completely until I gave her some encouragement. Next thing you know her dress is off, she’s impaled on one dudes dick and getting her ass lubed up by one of the woman who was sucking her tiny hard nipples at the same time. The next 25 minutes was some of the finest theatre sex, I have had the privilege of watching…and I got my dick sucked by the second woman. Jennifer kept shouting “fuck my ass” and “give me more poppers” while she gyrated her backside and hovered the cum out of the two guys.



The Pussycat Theater
Manhattan, 1979



Finally, it was done and our four new friends got up to leave. Jenn put her dress back on, sat beside me in the empty balcony and said she felt great and did I feel badly watching her fuck other guys. I told her it was incredibly erotic; what I didn’t know was that I would spend the next 30 years trying to replicate the experience in adult theatres across the continent.

That afternoon wouldn’t be the last time Jennifer and I would see or experience theatre sex together…more about that at another time…

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Doc here again... Now that brought back some memories for The Good Doctor from The Monroe Theater in Rochester and The Bexley in Columbus, OH.  Good times.

Thank you Dr. Luv for a great trip, and we are looking forward to your next installment with Jennifer at your side.

Do you have a Blast From The Past from days gone by? E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Our team will edit your story, format, and put it up at The Journal.  You'll be glad you did.

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Gulf Coast Adult Theater by Bob in Biloxi

Doc here with another terrific report from Senior Journal Reporter, Bob in Biloxi.  Looks like it was also hot in Biloxi (as it was in Portland, Chicago, and Gary) according to Bob's report from The Gulf Coast Adult Theater. 

Take it away, Bob!
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Hey Doc,

Report on this weekend festivities, this week and next weekend will be Cruising the Coast, all types of Hot Rod’s and vintage automobiles will be on the beach road and “other” places! (wink) Showing their stuff and cruising the highways!

First I have to say I love newbies! The theater this weekend had a few, but the ABS down the street had a few more! 

Bob in Biloxi

The first lady that showed up at the theater was a BBW, long dark hair, medium size perky tits. She was wearing white jeans and a flowery button down top with high heels. She started very slowly, sitting on the front couch with her man. They sat and watched the movie for about an hour before moving to one of the rear couches.

I noticed when she first got there she would glance back to the rear couch very so often.(there are three rows of couches there) I just figured she was keeping an eye on the naked gay guy that kept standing up pinching his nipples while turning around. (think gay ballerina) But later when he finally left and they moved to the back, I understood then, she had been waiting on that guy to leave so they could move back.

It wasn’t long before she was in full motion, pants came off, blouse came off, she was sucking and fucking anyone that wanted to play. So I took from this, the gay guy was actually cock blocking her by sitting on the back couch!! She made up for the wait though. There were too many people around her for me so I headed down the street to the ABS.

At the ABS, the clerk told me there was a regular couple in the back. So I went back to check that out. Sure enough it was the cute little blond school teacher looking lady. She gives remarkable head and has a very tight little pussy. She and her man usually close the place down at midnight, so I knew they weren’t about to leave.



Gulf Coast Adult Theater
222 Iberville Dr, Biloxi, MS



As I came out of the adjoining booth I hear the buzzer sound and glanced toward the front door. In walked a couple,(another newbie!) she was dressed in a summer print dress, knee high, high heel boots, very NICE rack. They proceeded to look at the toys for awhile, when I noticed they moved toward the counter.

With my fingers crossed they bought a ticket to the back!!! I was lucky enough to be fast enough to get the booth right next to them! This little lady started grinding on her man while lifting her dress up (wow what an ass too!) Then looking though the hole I saw she had started to blow the guy. So I fed my cock through the hole and was rewarded with her soft, warm, gentle touch, slowly stroking and caressing (you know what I mean) followed by her hot mouth! Thank god this place has a top wall to hang onto, she then slipped a condom on me and backed that hot looking ass up to the hole and proceeded to try and cave in the place. She pounded on that wall until she drained my poor soldier dry! Well, he’s not that poor, he left very happy.

After thanking her for a job well done, I went back to the theater, the BBW from before was still at it, and there were about six other couples, of which four were in some state of play. The weather down here is getting a little more bearable, so I hope the playing continues to pick up!!

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Thanks Bob for another great report from Biloxi.  As I have stated before here on The Journal, The Gulf Coast Adult Theater reminds me a lot of CTs in Gary, IN.  And that is a good thing in my opinion.  The Good Doctor is scanning his rolodex for any patients in Biloxi...I think a House Call might be in order.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Join the 30+ people who have submitted reports, and who make "this thing of our's" so much fun to showcase.

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: A Busy Saturday Night

Doc here with this week's edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  I thought I would lighten things up a bit this week, and discuss some good news from Saturday's adult theater action.

Let's start with Portland, OR... Right now, there is really no place like The Rose City for "this thing of our's".  The Paris Theater on SW 3rd and The Oregon Theater on Division Street yield some of the best (if not the best) adult theater action in the country.  Two theaters - two very different places.

On Saturday night, The Paris Theater recorded the following:

• 16 Couples (Red Flags)
• 4 Single Females (Orange Flags)

Unfortunately, my esteemed colleague Brent was not at The Paris on Saturday. He was called away on "official business", thus his absence.  This means no Brent field report, which is a shame.  Followers of The Journal know that Brent is the poet laureate of adult theater reporting, and not having him provide on the scene reporting of a night like that in PDX is unfortunate.

Across the river at The Oregon Theater, frequent "Brent's Theater Tails" poster Santiago Delacruz reported as follows from Saturday night at the large old movie house:

"B & J..need I say more? I think it's been like 6-8 months since they've been in. So here's a quick update. They came in, crowd surrounded, she was sucking J, jerked me off, getting plowed by all takers, and me leaving a happy camper. How's that for an play by play? It's been awhile since I wrote one of these. Just in case you were wondering...she'll be there until the cows cum/come home. Get down there and experience what "us" vets already know...B & J. Yes!!

At CTs in Gary, IN, it was a typical Saturday night by all accounts.  Like The Paris, CTs has a notification system for when couples/single females come into the theater.  Last night there were at least 4 couples playing, and two single women (according to the posting system).  The last post went up at 2:22am!

15th Avenue Adult Books (& Theater/Spa) in Melrose Park, IL had a busy evening, per their new notification system.  At 11PM, there were 6 couples at what is argueably one of the nicest adult theater facilities in the country.

Sometimes the planets align, and adult theaters get very busy on Friday and Saturday nights.  Last weekend was comparitively quiet across the country...This weekend...well, you know. In "this thing of our's", there are no guarantees... I have been trying to make sense out of it for over 25 years now.

Courtesy of the free dictionary.com: "...you pays your money and you takes your chances" - If you do something that involves risk, you must accept that you cannot control the result.  When you pay the clerk at your favorite adult theater, you never know what might be going on inside the theater. But, I ask you... Isn't that half of the excitement (not knowing)?

Have a great week everyone.

Thanks,
Doc