Blast From The Past / Brent's Theater Tails: The Glory Hole Babe

Doc here with a trip down memory lane with Brent from Portland.  This Blast From The Past had a little of everything in it: The late great Jefferson Theater, The Paris, and the subject of this report, "The Glory Hole Babe".

Here is the repost from Brent's terrific Yahoo Group:

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This short memoir is from July, 2005. I haven't seen "The Glory Hole Babe" in years but she was quite active around town back then. She was a beautiful blond who loved to suck cock and swallow cum, usually at Portland area adult bookstores, but sometimes at The Jefferson Theater and even a few times at The Paris. I miss those sweet lips. The first part of this story is about some unexpected Sunday action. The second part of the story is about The Glory Hole Babe:

One of the things I like about "adult theater sex" is walking into a theater on a slow night and happening upon some unexpected action. That's what happened tonight. I walked into the Jefferson Theater,
here in Portland, Oregon, USA. There were men standing by the half wall that divides the couples' section and guys standing against the far wall. I peaked around and saw two young lads and three young women.


The Jefferson Theater
circa 1982


At first , I thought all five of them were together, because all five were fucking and sucking with amazing passion and enthusiasm. I learned later that another couple had been in earlier and had played with equal zest. They didn't come in together but currently all the couples were on the same sexual wave length.. It was the exhibitionist, electric, exciting, nasty, unconventional, continuously- climaxing, moaning and groaning wave length that crackles occasionally in dark rooms across America.( Wherever people gather together in union, I'll be there, Ma.)

None of us were invited to participate in the little orgy but it didn't matter. The first couple was a young black guy and his cute girl friend. He was powerfully built, like a linebacker. She had reddish brown hair, an innocent farm girl face and a youthfully full body. They were both naked and he was going down on her and fingering her. She sucked him for a while. After about ten minutes of pussy eating, dick sucking and general fooling around, the young black guy got on top of her and slipped his penis into her hot wet cunt. She wrapped her legs and arms around him and they started to fuck.
Meanwhile, the other stars in the couples section were putting on a fantastic show. One guy was naked. He was average looking,in shape but not buff. He had a nice sized cock, over 6" but less than 10. He looked like he could have been a cop or the manager of Home Depot.

One woman was cute ,with light brown hair and had a nice pair of tits. The other girl was wearing "fuck me" high heels and a purple Betty Page wig. She was very pretty. She had a thin dancer's body. Her breasts were small and round...

The best thing about the 40 minute period in which these three fucked and sucked each other was the moaning and groaning of the two women. Whether they were eating each others pussies or using their fingers on each other, their orgasmic sounds were out of this world. I heard the name of God uttered more times at the Jefferson Sunday than was heard in some churches...

The man fucked both women. While he fucked one woman she would eat the other woman's pussy.
The bigger girl got fisted. With a thumb in her ass to boot. It made her climb an invisible wall of pleasure. The girl with the purple hair made "waa waa" noises whenshe sucked her old mans cock. Each time she had a little orgasm and his dick slid back into her mouth.The noises were like comedians makes by slapping their cheeks...


The Jefferson Theater
circa 2006


The girls were very wet ... percolating wetness.The three loved the attention. One of the girls kissed one of the guys who was watching, smack dab on the lips on her way out. It was a warm appreciative kiss, a "thank you for watching" kiss. You could tell they were stoked by their performance.

The incredible blonde who lives to suck cock was at The Jeff on Friday/ Saturday around 3 am. Some people know her as "The Glory Hole Babe." The stories of her cock sucking prowess are legendary.
The men who got to be with her on Friday told me it was like they had been to Blow Job Heaven. The Glory Hole Babe (and all the women that play in adult theaters) should never be taken for granted. Rich and powerful men live their lives and never experience anything better than her cock sucking . Even a poor, homeless, bum, if he can come up with the money to get into the theater, can get his cock drained by this beautiful blond, on any night that she is horny and in the mood to suck strange cock.

Sometimes the brightest things happen in the darkest places.

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Doc here again... The Jefferson and The Paris Theaters in Portland each had their own distinct vibe.  This doesn't mean one was better than the other...Just different.  And we thank God every day that Brent is there to document the best moments for us.

Do you have a Blast From The Past or a Flash report from your local adult theater you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will format, edit, and drop in a few pics if possible for you...All you have to do is provide the report. It's easy, and you won't hate yourself in the morning.

Trust me... I'm a Doctor.

Breaking News! Fantasyland 2?

We interrupt your regular porn surfing experience with breaking news from Tampa, Florida.  Just crossing the teletype machine here at The Good Doctor's practice (located in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college), comes word of news from the Drew Park area of Tampa, home to many adult theaters such as The Playhouse, Thee Love Shack, Fantasyland, and The Adult Cinema on Grady.

The staff here at The Journal (OK, me) has learned that Fantasyland has taken over the facility once known as the Adult Cinema on Grady, and will re-open it as Fantasyland 2.  The source for this information is Fantasyland's own website (via their messase boards).


The Former Adult Cinema on Grady
Tampa, FL


This news explains recent reports that Grady had been closed on occasions when people were attempting to visit the theater/ABS.  It is located a few blocks north of Fantasyland, and on a corner with plentiful parking.

It is all making sense now...One forum contributor took a tour of the new place, and said it will be awesome.  Reviews of the new facility will be welcomed.

We always want good news from Tampa, and this centainly fits the bill!  Fantasyland is a great place, and my last visit there was HOT beyond words (House Call Report here).  It sounds like a return visit to Tampa will be in order once Fantasyland 2 opens it's doors.  I will keep a close eye on the situation and report any news for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Now we return you back to your regular porn surfing programming.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Daisy Train @ The Paris Theater in Portland

Doc here with a repost of a report of Daisy Train's visit to The Paris Theater this past Saturday.  This event was one of the most highly anticipated events in adult theaters so far this year. Brent's Theater Tails member Pfezzermint supplied the first report on the visit in the aforementioned Yahoo Group.

Enjoy.

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I got there a few minutes after 10:00. As soon as I passed through the door (NOT the couple's door by the stairs, as I am not a couple-cough, cough!) I knew there was action in the Oasis, as there were clearly numerous observers, cocks out and hard, facing the couples section. I soon saw the fine ass of a young woman, clad only in her turquoise panties, grinding on her fellow, who was sitting on one of the couches against the back of the couples section wall.

Daisy hadn't arrived yet, so I enjoyed the show. This fine young lady, with medium-long hair and an ass to die for, was showing off her finest pole moves, while the crowd spanked and heaved with a sexual fervor. I, too, enjoyed the show, but reserved myself as I knew there was an even hotter show to cum...
At one point, this hot young slut asked what the crowd wanted. Like the audience on 'the Price is Right' ('the Ass is Tight?) they shouted out answers, ranging from "whatever you want, you're the boss!" to "We want to fuck you!" All of which were true.

Daisy Train

She caught sight of the man she wanted, and called him to the rail. I suspect this was pre-arranged, as I heard her say something to the effect that they thought he had bailed. They cleared out the annex, and got down to business. See the Great Santiago's post for details.

I kept watching the front door monitor, and finally, around 10:30, got what I'd hoped for, as Ms. Daisy and her Master arrived, so I went out front to see the real thing arrive in person. She looked happy as a proverbial clam upon entry,
but headed straight to the bathroom to get ready, so I went back into the theater to do the same. Most of the crowd had missed her arrival in the heat of the young hottie's show in the annex. I positioned myself in front of the Oasis, hoping that they would begin there.

My bet paid off, and after some time, Master brought slut Kitty into the couples Oasis. He led her in on collar and leash, firstly, taking her beautiful tits out,then going on to slap them and her lovely ass. Soon, he took her up to the rail. I immediately noticed the words "Cum Slut" written across her right tit, and I knew we'd have some fun tonight.

"Do you want to touch?" was all he had to say, and the hands were all over her, grabbing her tits and beautiful big hair. I had the good fortune to suck and bite the nipple of the "cum slut" titty." Being right up front, I took the opportunity to snake my hand up her crotch, knowing she'd be without panties, and got my reward of a nice, bald, wet snatch. I fingered her as another fellow worked her clit. Very soon, she exclaimed "I'm gonna cum!" I soon learned that she is a gusher, as she squirted all over my hand and the arm of my shirt! Quite a pleasant surprise, so I took the time to take my hand out and feed her cum to
her, before returning my hand to her wonderful hole, then quickly sticking a finger deep into her ass, which brought a wonderful exclamation. Soon, though, Master pulled her back for a short rest.

Now he led her out of the Oasis, past the observers of the hot threesome in the Annex to the front of the theater. She was groped all the way down. They sat on a bench, facing away from the screen, and the men swarmed her with cocks and hands. By the time I made my way up front, she had one in each hand. Master ordered her to suck one, and she did immediately. Then another. Next thing I knew, she had 2 or 3 loads on her face and tits. At one point, she held her hands out for two cock-strokers to cum in each of her hands.

Finally, Master said "we need to bend you over" and took her up to the stage. She looked at me, with cum dripping from her mouth. I said "here, let me help you" and scooped some off of her chin, then fed it to her. Master arranged a bench in front of the large sofa on the stage and said "put your ass here." Next
thing I knew, she was getting fucked from behind. I observed and stroked right next to her while she sucked and fucked. A guy got up to bat, and had trouble with both tool and condom. Finally, I handed him a fresh rubber, and he got it in. Daisy signaled to Master towards me, and he gave her permission to suck my hard rod. Oh, sweet Jesus, did it feel good! Deep, moist and warm. I began talking dirty, whilst she got rammed from behind, calling her a slut, ordering her to suck my cock, and telling her that I was going to fuck her in the ass. I grabbed her by the collar, and forced my hard prick all the way into her sweet, willing throat.

Next thing I knew, Mr. Not-quite-ready was crying out with his orgasm. I reminded Daisyslut that I was going to put my cock in her ass, then moved around to the backside in order to do just that. Another cock filled her mouth immediately. I suited up, and spread those beautiful round ass cheeks in order to see my target. She was already lubed up, so I stuck my finger in once again to test the waters. Warm and ready. I shoved it in her asshole and began pounding. Not wanting to be selfish, I got there within a few minutes.

Her moaning and watching her suck that cock didn't hurt. I unloaded into the condom in her ass, then slowly withdrew. Another fellow was in her before I was 2 feet away. After removing my cum-filled condom, I really wanted to squeeze the contents out into her mouth, or onto her face or tits, but she seemed busy. Oh, well, maybe next time? I headed to the restroom to wash up. On my way out, I observed her getting fucked from behind, and sucking yet another cock.

Anyone know how many she took that night? I think I counted 9, all by 11:00pm. I had a great time, and hope everyone else did too, especially Daisy and her Master. Can't wait to see this lovely cumslut again, and hope I did justice to Brent and Santiago with this account.

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Doc here again...That was an excellent report by Pfezzermint.  Hopefully there will be a couple more reports from that night to round out our bumper to bumper coverage of Daisy Train's visit. 

Thanks,

Doc

Cruising The Coast With Bob In Biloxi: 2/26/11

Doc here with this week's installment of Cruising The Coast With Bob In Biloxi.  Not every week can be a home run, and Bob's report comments on that thesis.

Take it away, Bob...

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Hey Doc,

I would assume everyone that’s into this thing of ours realizes that periods of times are peaks and valley’s as far as “action” goes.

We are experiencing the valley part here on the beautiful Gulf Coast. For the last 2 weeks action has been non-existent as far as hetero action. With only 3 couples weekend before, and two couples this weekend, one can say we’re in the doldrums here.

Bob in Biloxi

The above mentioned “visits” by couples were all at the theater. None, zip, nadda, zero at the ABS down the street. I attribute that to the Mardi Gras season here on the coast and in south Louisiana, its just real hard to get around and play with all that festivities going on.

That said, the other population that frequents these establishments must not celebrate Mardi Gras, because there was no parking to be found at both the ABS and theater. What I mean is both lots were overflowing!!Yep, not a couple to be found, sans the aforementioned couples. And they were not playing.

March 9th ends the season, and maybe we can get back into the swing of things, I’m even carrying a butt load of beads in my vehicle just in case some enterprising lady has the need for plastic!! They have to show up first. I didn’t want to leave you scratching your head wondering why the hell Bob in Biloxi hasn’t submitted any reports, so I wanted to give you the 411 on the situation as it stands right now! Uh, nadda bubba !

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Peaks and valleys. Ebbs and flows. That is a big part of this thing of ours', and something us veterans have grown to live with at adult theaters and ABSs.  That is why reporters like Bob are critical, since he functions as our eyes and ears in the field.  As soon as The Gulf picks back up, then he will be there in the trenches, deeply embedded.

Thanks for the report Bob!

Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio - Sunday 2/27/11

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was considering hitting the Rosato Brothers while he still had the muscle...

Doc here with this week's "A Few Minutes...".  You know the routine.  A lead story, some adult theater news nuggets, an opinion or two, a preview of what is upcoming this week at The Journal of Adult Theaters, and a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.

Let us get started, shall we?

The Lead Story
I am going to start off with the depressing news about the Missouri Adult Entertainment Law that goes into effect on 2/28.  I am by far no expert on Missouri anything, but I have covered the legal challenges to the very restrictive law for the last few months.  The law will essentially close adult theaters and video booths in adult businesses, and restrict the hours of operation of those businesses.  The legal challenges are still being mounted, but there is an air of resignation being sounded by some of the owners of these establishments.


The Olde Un Theater
Columbia, MO



Case in point is The Olde Un Theater in Columbia, MO.  I have communicated with the webmaster of their website in the past, and am fully aware of the challenges ahead of them.  This past week he posted the following message on their Yahoo Group:



Greetings, friends and fans of the Olde Un. Well, we are drawing near to Feb. 28th and the full imposition of Herr Bartle's Sharia Law will be in effect. At least for now, it will be the end of our theatres and peep show operation as we all know it.

After a great deal of legal advice, (much of it conflicting,) there is still no clear consensus as to how to proceed. All rests in the hands of the Missouri Supreme Court, at present, and if THAT body is anywhere near as dysfunctional and incompetent as the Legislature and the Governor... well who knows what will happen, or when.

In the meantime, our facilities are available for rent for private parties and gatherings. Many of you have suggested this type of approach over the years. Details can be worked out as we go forward.

This weekend will be business as usual, so come on down and enjoy. There will be a suggestion box for any and all ideas you may have. For more privacy outside the Yahoo group, our contact e-mail is... oldeun@excite.com. Also, we are putting together a FaceBook page to be used for advertising, news and announcements. (And hearing from friends of the Olde Un.) That address is... oldeuntheatre@yahoo.com.

The management and staff would like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for 40 years of patronage and support. Let us hear from you.

To this reporters eyes, it seems that The Olde Un might provide the "private party" model to move forward, as have some other adult theaters who have been subjected to the same scrutiny.  I will keep an eye on this situation, and how it might effect other Missouri establishments.  In the meantime, reach out to The Olde Un and show your support.

The Nuggets

• According to The Weather Channel, a force of nature has been decending upon The Rose City of Portland, OR since last night.  That force of nature is Daisy Train, and last night (Saturday 2/26) she turned The Paris Theater into a frenzy of high pressure systems and soaring temperatures.  The Good Doctor's fingers are crossed for a report or two from her appearance at The Paris. 
• This past week saw a lot of Craigslist ads for couples attending The Lido in Dallas, TX.  A report or two would be nice from Big D on what is happening at one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters.  You can e-mail me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Thanks.
• Weekday daytime couples visits continue to be strong at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Adult Theater in the west Chicago burbs of Melrose Park.  Pay close attention to The Good Doctor's Twitter at http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal.  Follow me, and I will provide real time announcements on what is happening in Chicago, CTs in Gary, Portland, and the east side of St. Louis.
• A big thank you to Erin Go Bragh and to Tony for contributing their first reports to The Journal this past week.  Nicely done gentlemen!
• I know that late February is not the most active time in this this of ours'. But don't let that stop you from providing a "Blast From The Past" report of your favorite adult theater memories or a Flash Report from your recent adult theater visit.   Just e-mail me and I will edit, format, and post it for you.

Coming Soon To The Journal

• Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Update on this past weekend on The Gulf
• A Daisy Train report (I hope) from Portland
• A regular contributor or two pipe in on the latest from their respective regions
• A new poll on your adult theater habits

Have a great week everyone!

Doc

Flash Report: Summit Theater in Warren, OH by Bill

Doc here with a Flash Report from my colleague Bill, who runs the Summit Theater Yahoo Group.  This is one of the last adult theaters I have not been to, but hopefully in 2011 I will cross this theater off my to-do list.  The action has been very good there, in large part to the efforts by Bill in setting up theater meets and GBs.

Here is Bill's recap of last Saturday's theater event:

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Hi I'm Bill. I'm the owner and co-moderator of a Yahoo Group for the Summit Theater in Warren Ohio. Because of family issues and very cold snowy weather I have not visited the theater for a party in quite awhile. It's over 2 hours from my home outside of Pittsburgh.

My good friend Lou picked me up at 6pm this past Saturday and we arrived at 8pm. As we made our way in I was greeted by a lot of group members. I met a group couple E and R as I first walked in. They enjoy going to the theater for friendship and fun. The place was packed with guys awaiting the arrival of two couples.

The first couple D. and A. are a fairly local couple and have made one other trip to the theater. I believe A. enjoyed 8 or more guys her first trip. It was A's birthday and she was out for some fun.A stunning brunette with beautiful eyes, A. has one hell of a set of big round tits that can stop any guy in their tracks when she pulls them out.

Another member J. was bringing a new couple D. and her hubby. D. is 62 years old and has a pretty classy look to her. She could easily pass for 45, but what is incredible about D. is her body: trim and fit and her soft skin was amazing. She could pass for 30 bodywise.

The two couples went into the public theater shortly after 9 pm and the action was hot and heavy. I know J. made both ladies scream with his oral talents. I saw my good friend Lou give A. a good birthday fucking, but most of the time the gals were orally satisfying the guys. At one point I counted 24 guys in the small hot theater and maybe 10 more milling around the bookstore. A nice time was had by all.

If you are a single guy around Youngstown, Pittsburgh, or Cleveland, contact me at wlltrff@aol.com for an invitation to join my group. COUPLES from anywhere in the U.S. or Canada please contact at that email addy for an invitation to join my group and hopefully visit the theater for a bukkake or gang bang. The Summit has a PRIVATE theater that can be rented for some real fun.

Bill

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Doc here again.  Great report Bill.  Sounds like the night was a huge success with plenty of action for the girls and guys.  We are looking forward to your next report...

If you have an adult theater report of your own, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past: On The Road With Tony

Doc here with another first time report, this time from Tony.  Tony is on the highways and byways in the Pacific Northwest, and this will be the first of many reports he is willing to share with us.

Here we go...

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Good Day to you Dr. Emilio,

My name is Tony and I am a new member to your blog page. I have been a constant participant in the adult theater/abs scene for about 30 years now, and I have many old and newer stories to relate.
Currently I am a long haul truck driver and I have many oppurtunities to to travel to many parts of the country and experiance some of what the porn industry has to offer. I am in no way an expert, but I would like to offer some of my stories and conquests with you and your readers.

Right now, I am in Pornland (or Portland), and I believe I met Brent some time ago (not sure,but it is possible). If it is ok with you, iIwould like to start adding some of my own Blasts from the Past, and recent events I have attended.

OK here we go...

1978- Seems like a long time ago. I am 17 at the time, and I had heard about an adult theater in Bellingham,WA (State Street Theater). I lived just 30 minutes away, so I jumped in the 65 Mustang convertable and head north. This was in the day when a kid like me could buy smokes and beer at the local corner store (if ya knew the clerk).

I get there and walk in, pay my admission, and the old guy never even blinked at the counter. This is cool I thought, and well as you would expect it was cool. I don't remember how long I was there before couples started to arrive, but soon no less than 6 couples showed up. It didn't take long for them to get going. I wasn't sure of the rules, so I just hung back and watched from across the aisle. As I watched other guys get involved, i got brave and got closer. That is when one of the ladies realized they had a theater virgin in the house, and after that it is almost a blur. Yes I got laid, and yes I had more than my fair share of fun that night. I even got in trouble with my folks the next day, as I was supposed to be home by midnite (right).As for the many details of the night, some I dont even remember (you can only guess as to what went on).

So, that is my first, and hopefully 1 of many adventures you will allow me to relate. Thank you for the chance to tell it.

Tony

Field Report: Jolar Theater in San Diego by Erin Go Bragh

Doc here with an outstanding first-time report from our latest addition to the Dr. Emilio I-Team: Mr. Erin Go Bragh.  Submissions like Erin 's Field Report on The Jolar in San Diego are great to receive.  Why? Because he has used The Journal as a resource to explore the adult theater scene (in San Diego), and after his initial recon mission, with be going back with his best girl.

Here is EGB's report on The Jolar:

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Doc,

I was so glad to stumble across your page about a month ago. I had no idea the adult theater scene was still active. I didn't even know there were still adult theaters within driving distance of me!
On to my story...

I had read about The Jolar in San Diego on your very informative (and hot) pages. It was perfect timing. My friend is getting married and his best man bungled his bachelor party really bad. Here's a guy that's as sex crazed as I am, who's never even been to a strip club, and there's no prospect of naked women on his agenda.

As soon as I read about the Jolar, I swung into action. Us and the old ladys' swing together, so I messaged his fiancée about going, and got the green light right away. I contacted him, and we were off to the races last Sunday. Knowing Sunday afternoon wasn't likely to contain much action aside from a sausage fest, we took our chances driving two hours out there.

Doc, I felt like I'd stepped into a place of historical value thinking about the Mexican girl you fucked in the parking lot (story link HERE). We went inside and chatted up the clerk who was very friendly and accommodating. He let us go into the theater before we paid to scope the action, and ended up only charging us for one admission due to my buddy's bachelor party situation.

First off I have to say that I've been all across this great country, and the Jolar has one of the cleanest bathrooms I've ever been in. The theater setup is small, but the chairs are very nice, and also clean. The courtesy tissues are placed very frequently, and the porn was pretty good.


Jolar Cinema
San Diego, CA



We both had to work early, and sadly in our hour or so in the theater, there was no couple/female attendance. You win some you lose some. The consolation of getting private fantasy shows on our way out was still great though. He had Bobbi, a smoking hot blonde with a very nice large rack, and I had Kianna, a nice tight little Asian girl. We compared notes after, and they both gave stellar shows that were sure to require some glass cleaning from the janitor. Both booths were very clean, also with tissues. The video arcade booths looked spacious, and clean, but we didn't go into them. Don't know if they have glory holes or not (Ed. note: They don't unfortunately).


As we left we inquired to the clerk, and found out that couples are always free, and that Wednesday and Saturday nights are couples nights.

We made the trip back home and described the scene to our respective missis' and we now have a scheduled double date night there a few Saturday's after the wedding. My wife says she hopes they have glory holes because the thought of sucking anonymous cock has her VERY turned on. I'll keep you posted. Thanks for introducing us to "this thing of ours" !

Regards,
Erin Go Bragh

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Erin Go Bragh for a great first time report.  Keep up the great work! I'm glad that The Journal has opened the doors to this thing of ours' for you, your friends, and your SO. That is our (OK, my) goal with The Journal.  Provide a public service to our niche of society, and to allow others to live vicariously through our experiences.  If The Journal can open a couple's eyes to the world of adult theaters, then my job here has been accomplished.

I am looking forward to EGB's next report, this time involving his lady and the couple they swing with.  Who know's, maybe even Estella might be in attendance the night they visit.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal, just like EGB?  Just click on the arrow on the upper right hand side of The Journal and let it rip.  If you prefer to e-mail me directly, just drop me a line at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Your reports fuel The Journal.  Do your part in this thing of ours'.

Thanks,
Doc

House Call: 15th Ave Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL on 2/18/10

Doc here with an interesting House Call Report from this past Friday evening.  The Good Doctor needed to cleanse his pallet after an awful week at The Practice, and what better way than to make the long drive to Melrose Park, IL from The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college).  The stage was set for a good evening: A full moon, a spring thaw in full effect, and no competing adult oriented events or parties to the best of my knowledge.

What I didn't know at that time that at even the hottest adult theater locations across the country (that I had some intel on), it was to be a slow night.  Portland: Slow. Gary: Slow. Atlanta: Slow.


15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater
2125 N. 15th Ave, Melrose Park, IL


The evening started at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater (& Spa) painfully slow as well, and a bit confusing to boot.  As I pulled the Lizardo 3000 into the discreet rear parking lot of 15th Ave., the lot was 3/4 full.  A good sign normally. As I walking through the lot towards the entrance, what may have been either a) a single woman, b) an very un-flamboyant x-dresser, or c) a very effeminate dude walked past me.  I just couldn't tell what team this person played for.  Could have gone either of 3 ways. 

The Good Doctor paid his $30 bucks for both the theater and spa (cost is $20 for theater alone), and began his first inspection.  Theater had 3 guys in there (a bad sign, no matter where you are in this thing of ours'.  Next stop was the video booth area, which has a generous open space on the right side.  Sausage fest.  I traveled into the spa area, and it was nearly empty.  It was 9:30, and we were in prime time here at what may be the best adult theater, abs, and spa facility in the country, and not a creature was stirring, not even "The Farmer's Daughter".

It wasn't until 10:45pm (I had my reporters notepad with me to document the events) when couple #1 (of 3 total this night) arrived.  The guy looked like Steve Wilkos of "Jerry Springer Show" fame, but you probably don't care about him.  Who you should care about was his woman friend.

Quick aside here... The most frequent criticism I get privately in regard to The Journal is that I glorify the looks of the adult theater women I come across in my travels.  It's in my nature, ladies and gentlemen... I'm a Dr. half-full kind of guy.  When I come across women in an adult theater environment, I'm already a fan. I will point out their best features, and run with them when composing a report.  I use the tried and true celebrity look-a-like formula originated by my good friend and colleague Brent from Portland in my reports. My job here is to take you to the scene, and make you feel part of it.  Not become Mr. Blackwell.


The real Drea DeMatteo



OK, back to SW's woman friend... At first blush, when the couple first arrived inside the theater, I gave them 5 minutes tops before she had enough.  Based on her wide-eyed looks around the theater (and later the video booth area and spa), it had to be her first time there.

 

This girl was maybe late 20's or early 30's tops... Picture a shorter, blonder Drea DeMatteo from The Sopranos, long wavy hair, tight jeans, and a pair of leopard print pumps.  She was layered up, and it was difficult to see her body.
For now.

15 Minutes after they arrived, they got up and headed back to the video booth area for a look-see.  If the light of a darkened adult theater, unless you have a hump on your back or a gamy arm, you will probably look decent.  But get that person into the light of the real world, opinions may change in a hurry.

This was not the case with "Drea".  As good as she looked in the theater, she was even better looking in the light.  My gut instinct (and I have quite the gut) told me they would probably head for the hills shortly.  She was clinging onto "SW" in a big way, giggling nervously.

Not being a big one to lurk, I headed back to the theater.  As I entered the theater, I could tell that someone was behind me, so being the good Italian boy that I am, I held the door.  Grabbing the door from me was the female half of another couple who just popped into 15th Ave. The evening was starting to finally shape up.

The real Mimi Rogers

Couple #2 was comprised of an older guy (picture the dad in "ALF"), and his lady friend (who did not look like ALF).  Her celebrity look-a-like was a bit more difficult to pin down, but I'd say she was in the Mimi Rogers area code.  About 5'4" in heels, long straight dark hair, and a mischievous smile that I caught a glimpse of when I held the door for her.  This woman was adult theater material (she had the "look" if you will). They settled into their seats in the couples section, and I was across the aisle in the cat bird's seat. She was at ease it this environment, and she was enjoying the eyes of the other men mentally undressing her. 

A few minutes later, SW and "Drea" re-entered the theater, and took a pair of seats in the row in front of Couple #2.  This is when things got interesting...

"Mimi" had unbuttoned her top, and exposed a pair a full C's to the masses.  She was slowly rubbing and caressing them along with help from "AD".  Drea took notice of the show going on behind her, and was starting to feel playful herself.  Mimi had eventually removed her top entirely, and one by one the penis gallery moved up to the edge of the couples area for a better view. 

Mimi's breasts were all sorts of awesome...Small hard nipples on her full C's.  She was also dipping her fingers inside her jeans during her exhibition.  While this was happening, Drea peeled off her sweater and was just now wearing a very light white top. She reached inside and performed the bra removal trick while keeping her flimsy top in place.  She looked back often as Mimi was now in full masturbation mode, grinding her hips into her hand.  Drea was now leaning way back in her chair, almost to the point of being horizontal.  SW reached over a few times and pulled up Drea's top, exposing a perfect set of enhanced yet smallish breast for the boys to gaze at. 

We were now at the tipping point.  Would the two couples somehow merge?  Would Drea or Mimi play with the troops?

Neither I'm afraid.  But what we did get was Mimi, totally nude, with the exception of some very nice black heels.  She was leaning back while AD was talking dirty to her and fingering her very wet and swollen pussy.  Luckily, it seemed that tonight was "Free Flashlight Night" at the 15th Avenue Ballpark.  Flashlights were out from 2 different angles, giving a great view of Mimi's wet pussy being finger fucked, her hard clit being stroked, and her breasts being rubbed and squeezed.  After 2 or 3 orgasms, Mimi (by that point Drea and SW were gone) was done and getting dressed.  The view I had of Mimi, naked with the exception of the black heels and her navel piercing, masturbating for us was an awfully nice one.

It was getting late at this point, and The Good Doctor had an appointment early in the morning.  Soon after leaving 15th Avenue and heading back in the direction of The Valley, my smartphone binged at me.  You guessed it...Another couple had arrived within 10 minutes of my departure.   The drag chute was deployed on the Lizardo 3000 and I was soon pointed back in the direction of 15th Avenue. 

I discovered Couple #3 to be a Hispanic couple, with him older than her.  She was a small BBW, and she was nestled in her guys arms when I got back to the theater.  Within a few minutes, they got up and went to the video area.  Booth play?  Spa play?

Neither...They were getting their game plan straight. 

They ended up going into the spa area, and they got their own private room.  15th Avenue has 6 private rooms in the spa area, that can provide a) as much privacy as they would want, or b) a controlled public experience. 

If you had "b", you would be correct.


15th Avenue
Private rooms in Spa area


The door to their private room was cracked open, and the guy in front of me opened it slowly revealing this brunette haired BBW on her knees loudly sucking the cock of her guy.  The slurps and sucks were very coming fast and furious at this point, and the guy in front moved alongside her. What ensued has the equivalent of cramming as many people into a phone booth as you can. 

Our brunette senorita (who was wearing some nice black lingerie) ended up stroking a hard cock that was next to her while she was still sucking her guy.  She then moved over to the other guy, had him put on a condom, and started aggressively sucking his cock. Her guy then moved behind her and started to fuck his best girl.  She was on fire, since while she was originally sucking her guy's cock, she was being tongue lashed from behind. 

A Robert DeNiro-looking guy then moved up on the other side of the couple, which got the attention of the senorita.  She then began stroking his cock while keeping busy with her guy's dick.  At one point she reached over and began sucking RDN's cock (sans condom) in a similar loud and enthusiastic way.  Within a minute or so of this attention, he came as well.

This repeated itself a few more times until  the temperature in the room was hotter than the nearby wet sauna in the spa area.  The couple was spent, and The Good Doctor was done being squished in the crowd.  Exit stage right.

So, what was looking to be a Hindenburg of an evening ended up being pretty good.  A brunette exhibitionist, a pretty blonde, and a curvy senorita (sounds like the beginning of a joke) threw us a life jacket on Free Flashlight Night.

Thanks,
Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio - Spring Thaw Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was drinking a vodka and tonic while watching a documentary on the Honey Badger...

Doc here with this week's A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio... You know the drill: A few nuggets of adult theater related intel, an editorial or two, a request, and a goofy photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.  Let's get started, shall we?

• First and foremost... The Journal really needs field reports from you, the good readers of The Journal.  There is no report too small or to long for us.  Just click on the arrow on the upper right hand side on The Journal and e-mail The Good Doctor your story.  I will edit, format, and dress up your report for you.  I just need the nitty gritty.  Thanks!
• There has been some tremendous activity at The Paris and at The Oregon theaters in Portland over the last few weeks, and especially last weekend.  Brent's reports from The Paris have been all sorts of awesome, and he still owes us one more on Saturday's fun in downtown Portland.  if you have ever been tempted to check out the scene in Portland, do it. It is still the mecca of this thing of ours'.
• Since the weather has eased up a bit here in the Midwest, it's good to see visits by adventurous couples picking up again.  Case in point is the 15th Avenue Adult Books and Movie Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  If you follow The Good Doctor on Twitter, you will see my "The Clicker" tweets about couples who have stepped through the doors at 15th Avenue.  Every day they are getting daytime visits by couples, and nighttime visits are steady during the week and peaking during the weekend.  If it has been awhile since you visited 15th Ave., check it out again.  The notification system through their Yahoo Group has been a great tool.  And, it's accurate.  I have audited it's authenticity, and it's 100% spot on.  No phantom couples visits.
• The Honey Badger is a bad mo-fo.
• It has been awhile since any "Blasts From The Past" reports have popped onto The Good Doctor's desk.  I know that there are many memorable adult theater evenings percolating inside your minds that the rest of us would like to hear about.  E-mail your "Blasts" to The Good Doctor @ emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and we will take the ride down memory lane with you.
• The Good Doctor will be making a House Call this evening, and I will have a report up by Monday.  So if you happen to see a guy who looks like a magician at your local adult theater, it may just be The Good Doctor. I am often mistaken for one.
• In case you have not visited his blog lately, my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur has really stepped up his game.  As the KOSL (King of St. Louis), MV brings you the latest from the St. Louis scene and from Pure Pleasure, The Colony, and the Hustler Adult Theater.  So pop on over the MV's blog and enjoy the ride.
• If you have any questions in regard to adult theaters that you do not want to be public, feel free to e-mail me direct and I will answer your questions to the best of my ability.

Thanks again for your time, and let's get cracking on some new reports from the field.  Pretty please.

Doc