Field Report: A Friday Night in San Diego by Sam

Doc here with a Field Report from 2nd time contributor to The Journal, Sam.  This time he gives us a view of a recent Friday night in San Diego.

What will he find and report?  See for yourself...

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Hello Doc,

I got to spend a Friday night in San Diego recently, and decided to check out the theater scene. Based on reviews from The Journal and other sources, decided on Jolar Cinema and the Barnett Superstore.

Both have video arcade, theaters, live girls and of course the adult store. But no gloryholes in either of the places. You can't complain about the theater set up or the seats. But the armrests are huge and seats well spaced between rows, that it difficult to interact with others in any direction. In some other theaters I have been, seats are small and closely placed, which is better suited for this thing of ours. Both theaters cost $10 for 4 hours of in-n-out entry.

Sadly, my night was washed out without any action. In both the theaters, I just saw one couple during the entire evening/night, who just watched for a few minutes and left without playing. It would be incomplete to sign off without mentioning about the store section at Barnett. There were probably more couples and women who came into the store area that night, than all the men who were in the theater. Each time I came out of the theater area, I saw at least several couples in the store area. I was kinda disappointed that no one was interested in the theater area.

Maybe some other time.

Sam

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Thanks Sam for another informative report!  I agree about the retail store area of the Barnett Superstore.  The store attracts a ton of couples shopping for DVDs, toys, novelties, clothes, and (get this) browsing their shoe department.  Yes, a department.  The place is super clean and gets much more traffic than the theater unfortunately.

It also looks like Barnett has live fantasy girls again, after stopping last year.  The facility is top notch, and the viewing booths are pretty nice.  Now, let's point the couples into the theater.

Thanks,
Doc

I-Team Report: Drew Park Update #2 in Tampa by Enzyte Bob - The Nitty Gritty

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Darkangel Digest: A Short Visit To Tampa (with Pics!)

Doc here with this week's Darkangel Digest.  This week Darkangel tells the tale of her trip to Tampa... They say timing is everything, and if they had been there in February or early March this would have been a totally different report.

Nevertheless, Darkangel sent along three pics to accompany her report. (Remember to click the pics to ENLARGE them)

Take it away, Darkangel...

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Hi Doc,

Thank you so much for the kind remarks, and I'm glad you have had a good response from my reports. It gets me excited to hear that!

Actually M and I did take a trip down to Tampa and we were looking forward to visiting Fantasyland last Tuesday thru Thursday, only to get there and hear of the raid and arrests made. Being new to this thing of ours it made me very uneasy. Even though we did visit FL and a couple of the other ABS in the area, I just could not get comfortable with going into the theater or booths. We did buy me some nipple rings while there (see pics). 

M did book us a very nice condo overlooking the bay just a short drive from the Drew Park area, just wish we had been down about a month earlier. It is a shame they cant let consenting adults alone in a friendly establishment.

Hard Nipple Hugs,
Darkangel

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Doc here again... Darkangel's weekly reports have been very popular here at The Journal, based on pageviews.  Relative newcomers to this thing of ours, she is on the road to becoming a very naughty girl in the adult theaters in the southeast.  Stay tuned for her next adventure...

Thanks,
Doc

Crusing The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Saturday 4/16/2011

You know him, you love him...It's Bob in Biloxi with this week's "Cruising The Coast...".  Things have been been spotty since the start of Lent, so let's see if things are picking up for Bob...

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Hi Doc,

Bob here from the beautiful Gulf Coast. Things are still somewhat slow prior to Lent, but we did have two couples in the house at the Gulf Coast Theater.

Bob in Biloxi

One attractive lady, I judge to be in her 40’s about 5’1”/5’3” strawberry blonde hair, and her man graced our presence Saturday night. She was dressed in Capri style jeans and a pullover top. She stayed very close to her man, as they were obviously “newbie’s” to the scene. And for the most part they were left alone to enjoy the show. The usual suspects were standing in the aisle, still haven’t figured out why they do that, but at least a couple of them were standing out of their line of vision and behind their row of seats. They stayed for about an hour until a knucklehead moved in a sat right beside the woman and pulled his dick out. That did it and they were history.

Later on, one of the vulture club members came back and told me he hooked up with them and was getting busy down on the beach when another member of the vulture club showed up and ruined it for him. Seems there might be a lesson in there somewhere, but I’m not the teacher. I don’t think, however, that the lesson was learned.

Just saying, some people got kicked out of school for a reason, and these two may have been a perfect example.

Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS

Earlier in the evening an older couple showed up and was playing with a few, but that’s before I got there and no details were given except that they did play.

Meanwhile, down at the ABS, a blonde lady showed up, she was wearing a short black cocktail dress and a red blazer. She didn’t have stockings on, so I assuming she was without the pussy cover? Her and her man chose a booth with no holes and proceeded to rattle and shake the partitions’ of the booth. So I can only assume again, that a good time was had inside. They didn’t stick around long after that, so maybe this was her baptism? At any rate, I do hope they return.

That’s about it for Saturday night. I may go again before gas is ten dollars a gallon, but for sure after Easter weekend.

Bob

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Doc here again... Thanks again to senior reporter Bob in Biloxi for his usual outstanding work. 

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail your bestest buddy and big toe, Dr. Emilio, at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you'll be the hero.

Thanks,
Doc

Adult Theater Information Request: Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL

Doc here with a quick request for information on the Chelsea Theatre in Quincy, IL.  I just heard about this adult theatre this past week. I checked out the Yahoo Group associated to The Chelsea, and it was pretty much devoid of any information.

I am looking for the following information:

• Couples friendly?
• Couples traffic?
• Hours?
• Management attitude?
• Worth visiting?

If you have any information on the Chelsea Theatre, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

As always, thanks!

Doc

I-Team Report: Drew Park in Tampa Update From Enzyte Bob

Doc here with an important update from senior Journal reporter, Enzyte Bob.  He is keeping his finger on the pulse of the LE issues hitting Drew Park in Tampa, and in particular, Fantasyland I and II.

Take a close look at Enzyte Bob's excellent update...

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My Good Doctor,

I have kept a close watch on the bookings into the Tampa, Hillsborough County Jail and have found none in the last week or two that have listed the address of Fantasyland as the place of arrest.  If LE is monitoring the FL site and/or your blog, they may be aware that the public records are being scrutinized and may have acted to make it more difficult.  What I mean is that they could easily be placing people under arrest at a different location than FL and using that as the location.  It would involve following people that are ID'd within FL and radioing or cell phoning another unit to follow them when they leave and arrest them blocks away.  Another option is to just flat out lie and say they arrested them somewhere else (no, that would never happen....Ya, right).  Another thing they could be doing is to write Notices to Appear (NTA's) and release the "suspects" with just their signatures as a promise to appear in court.  This would prevent any booking record from being made.

Enzyte Bob

Today, I checked my bank and noted that the check to cover the cost of my public records request had cleared my bank, so I suspect that the reports I requested are en route to me via snail mail.  I may not get them if they arrive before Monday.  So, I must keep you on pins and needles for a brief additional time period.  The positive thing is that the Tampa Police Department is apparently going to give me what I asked for as they cashed the check.  Had they denied the request, they would be required to return my payment with an explanation of what and why they were denying the request.

I noted that there is a cute little thing that is wanting to go to FL with her boyfriend, but is terrified of getting arrested.  I took the liberty of sending her a rather long and detailed, yet simple, explanation of how to enjoy "this thing of ours" and not go to jail as a result.  I am very curious if LE is picking the "low-hanging fruit" and just arresting the pud-wackers and or exhibitionists that do their thing in the main theater.  It is a very easy case to make, albeit hypocritical; you can watch it on the screen but don't do it live in the same room.  I wonder if there could be some Constitutional argument that it is a freedom of expression issue?  We were just offering an alternative viewpoint as to what constitutes a good blow job.  We thought what was on the screen was lame... LMAO.

Well, that's all for now.  Hey, you gonna post the Lizardo 6969, or did I miss it?

Enzyte Bob

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Doc here again... We owe Enzyte Bob a round of applause for his investigative work on this ongoing issue with Fantasyland I and II.  We are doing this as a public service to you, the good readers of The Journal.  Good news or bad when it comes to this thing of ours, we will bring it to you.  Stay tuned.

Lastly, Enzyte Bob referred to The Lizardo 6969.  This is a project Bob and I have been working on for over two weeks now.  Look for the official unveiling of the Lizardo 6969 R-TIV in the next "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".

It is exactly what The Doctor ordered.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: Love Stuff in Cordele, GA by WM

Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributing Journal reporter, WM.  WM finds himself in Cordele, GA visiting an ABS/adult theater that has generated a lot of positive buzz: Love Stuff.  Let's see what WM uncovered...

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Doc,

On a recent business trip to Cordele, GA, I wanted to stop by and see the new and improved Love Stuff and all the changes they have made.  It had been several years since I had been in and at that time, it was just a store with no theater or booths. 

Love Stuff
Cordele, GA

I entered the store and browsed around checking everything out.  I ventured over to the new area and found the owner.  We chatted for a while and he showed me around.  I paid my fee and visited the Theater.  I was very impressed with the place as it is extremely clean.  With no couples in the Theater, I checked out the Booths and found them to be clean as well, with doors and a few with gloryholes.  Since there were no couples I walked back out to the store and looked around.  The staff there is top notched and makes you feel welcome.

Even though no couples visited the theater or booth area that night, there was a lot of couple traffic in the store area.  I saw 8 couples come in with a few peeking into the new area, but none wanted to stay.  Several of these couples had very good looking women and would have loved to have had the chance to see them visit the play areas.  I am heading back there next week and will plan to make a couple of stops and will report on my findings.

Thanks,
WM

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Doc here again... This is also the theater that new Couple's Report contributor Darkangel attended a couple of weeks ago.  More reports from Love Stuff are welcome, and I think that this theater will be something special.

Thanks to WM for another excellent report!

Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: National Welding Month Edition

When we last left the Good Doctor, he had just removed his paws off his damn dirty ape...

Good day to you and to all the ships at sea.  Welcome to this week's edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  To the uninitiated, here how this works:  I will have a lead story, followed up by some adult theater related nuggets, maybe an opinion or two, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor himself in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

The Lead
Tampa's adult theaters are hot, and not in a good way. 

Earlier this week, regular contributing reporter Enzyte Bob submitted an I-Team report (HERE) on LE activity at Fantasyland I and II in Tampa.  This is a pure case of here we go again... Just when this thing of ours in Tampa is primed to make a comeback, a damp towel is thrown over the theater scene in Tampa.

We here at The Journal of Adult Theaters (OK, me) and our intrepid field reporters in Florida (Enzyte Bob and JaxBchBum) will keep our eyes peeled and pants up for the latest from Tampa.  As of right now, I'd recommend Tampa as a no-fly zone. 

When things change there, we will be the first to sound the all-clear. Keep an eye on The Journal and also The Good Doctor's Twitter feed @lizardojournal for new info from Tampa.

The Nuggets

• As always, I am always in need of new adult theater reports from you, the good readers of The Journal.  In the past few weeks we have added some quality new field reporters, like Tom Austin, Darkangel, floyd, and several others.  Join the ranks!  Be the next Brent in Portland, Bob in Biloxi, JaxBchBum, The Captain, Old Marine Corps Guy, or OldBeatNik.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor HERE, and I will put together your Flash (recent) Report, your Blast From The Past, or your Field Report (adult theater profile).  It's easy, and you will like yourself in the morning.
• Sounds like Portland, OR had a great week of adult theater fun.  I will re-post the best of what Brent has to offer this week. Stay tuned.
• My good friend and colleague Major Voyeur reported a slow week in the Arch City of St. Louis for this thing of ours.  Check out his great blog, The World of Major Voyeur, and keep current with the happening on both banks of the Mighty Mississippi.
• Thanks to the people who responded to my request for assistance in the Dallas area.  The information was passed on, and hopefully a connection will take place at the Lido sometime soon. 
• My long delayed House Call Report will go up this week... I made some changes to it, but it still needs some polish and some buffing.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel as though you were there. The Good Doctor is a picky sort, but it will be worth it.
• I am always looking for reports from the hot beds of this thing of ours.  Here are the cities that I always can use reports from: Chicago, Baltimore, Atlanta, Dallas, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, Buffalo, Wilkes-Barre, PA, and Tuscon, AZ.

Thanks again for reading The Journal of Adult Theaters.  Without you, I would be just another doctor in another valley near another small women's liberal arts college.  With you, I'm your newest bestest buddy and big toe.  And everyone needs a big toe (Sgt. Hulka).

Have a great week, play safe, and hug a welder this month.

Doc

Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi: "Saved by the Catholic Schoolgirl" (w/pics!)

Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi".  Being the Lenten season, I think it is very fitting that Bob's Saturday night was salvaged by a Catholic Schoolgirl.  I guess I am old fashioned that way (as well a ruggedly handsome).

Without further ado, hailing from parts unknown, weight unknown, here is Bob in Biloxi:

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Hey Doc,

Well had I known it was Black Spring Break on the beautiful Gulf Coast this weekend, I would not have gone. Nothing against the kids having a good time, but the way Biloxi is laid out; traffic on the main drag is jammed solid with silly ass kids. And that’s not good for players trying to get to “this thing of ours” for a Saturday night of playing.

Bob in Biloxi

That said, there were 5 couples attending the Gulf Coast Theater, 2 couples checking out the ABS. No audience action, some played in the seat by them-selves, some just watched the show. One lady, a short big bosom blonde, she flashed the small crowd of discrete onlookers with both her bountiful boobs and shaved pussy. But that’s as far as they ever go.  When a lurker would show up, she would cover up, get a fucking clue huh?  A friend did tell me after I left to go down the street she gave her hubby some head; that was a first, so maybe she is progressing?

One new couple showed up, she was blonde but they never sat down, there were so many lurkers standing up (they never “get it” do they Doc?) and staring at them, plus one idiot regular can’t sit still more than 30 secs. I’m sure that fucked with their head as well. So they left, but came in the ABS and looked around some, then left.  My ex once told me, men run off more pussy with their mouth than anything else they do. I now disagree with that; the creep factor figures in big time in the this thing of ours too.

Bob's Catholic
Schoolgirl

One couple, I’ve written about in the past showed up at the theater for a few minutes, she is a tall slim blonde (see pics) and dresses in a Catholic School Girl outfit with high heels. But they just flashed the crowd and were leaving when I pulled up in the front. I have a bumper sticker that says “Show your tits” so I held that up and got a giggle from her and of course she flashed her perky tits. I then asked them if they were going down the street to play. I didn’t really get an answer, so I backed out and left. They soon arrived at the ABS. They went in, but the clerk was busy and they seemed to be frustrated at waiting so they left. Out in the parking lot I asked her if I could snap a picture of her beautiful ass, so she posed and I snapped! LOL, hope you enjoy them.

High and dry this weekend, no pussy, no suction jobs, but based on the circumstances of this weekend; it may turn out much better next weekend. And there’s not a fucking thing on TV, so I will take this kind of show anytime.

Bob

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Doc here again... Even though Bob did not strike pay dirt, he did give us the gift that keeps on giving: 2 racy pics of a Catholic Schoolgirl.  Only Bob can snatch victory from the hands of defeat, and for that we thank you sir.

Have an adult theater report of your own?  Just e-mail your best buddy, The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and send along your report (positive or negative).  I will format it, and before you know it, you will be on the home page of The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway by Tom Austin

Doc here with a quality (as we now expect from him) Flash Report from regular Journal contributor, Tom Austin. Tom travels extensively throughout the USA (as his logo cleverly points out), and is providing us with the latest from this thing of ours.

This report from Atlanta (actually Doraville, right outside Atlanta) and the venerable Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway (formerly Buford Highway Twin Cinema).  This theater was closed for the better part of two years before new ownership took over and re-opened last Labor Day weekend.

OK, the table is set, and the appetizers have been ordered...Here is Tom Austin's terrific report:

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As the Good Doctor has often reminded us, "take it slow, and good things will happen". This was my experience earlier this week at the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta when a really hot, fun couple joined the few of us who remained on the late shift.

This theater itself is the classic suburban format built in the late 70's or early 80's. Each of the two theaters has seats to hold at least 200 people and is still in a very clean, respectable condition, showing only strength movies. The staff is very friendly and accommodating, and an overall plus to the operation. Couples are always admitted free and there is a couples-only section in theater #1 of about six rows, although a couple can invite a single guy to join them if they wish. The video quality and sound are excellent, and the porn being shown on this night was really strong.

Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway
Doraville (Atlanta), GA

The crowd was the usual 50/50 mix of guys wanting to fondle other guys and bulls who wanted to fondle or play with couples. Like at most xxx theaters, the two groups seemed to respect the other's distance and desires. It was a small crowd and had dwindled down to only about five guys when "the couple" strolled in about 11pm.

They entered theater #1 like veterans, walking briskly to the couples-only section and taking seats near the aisle. They recognized one of the guys ( a really tall and large man) and asked him to watch their backs and keep the small group of remaining guys at a reasonable distance. They had their plans and how they wanted to play. After only a few minutes they then moved to the back row of the dimly lit theater, keeping their body guard with them. Then the lady sat down in her partner's lap and the fun began.

She wanted to be watched, opening her legs widely while she and her man took turns playing with her exposed pussy. It was a beautiful sight to see, with light brown curly hairs framing her exposed cunt. I can describe this in detail because the man had opened his cell phone and used the light to show us her pussy and how much she liked to be played in public. They wanted no partners, just to drive her clit crazy while the small group of us watched and stroked ourselves. Slowly, we all moved in for a closer look. It probably took 25 minutes or so for the group of us to get within a few feet of their action as the couple got more and more comfortable with the scene and mix of guys. She was getting into it as well, asking us if we could tell how juicy her cunt was and if we could smell her.

Then the moment was broken by one of the older back-row guys who decided to drop his pants to ask her for a BJ. No class, no style, and pushing forward through two other guys to make his pitch. She said "no" once, then twice, and finally a third time, when her man said they needed to go outside for a smoke and would be right back. Turn up the lights - the party was over.

How many times have I seen some guy who probably had too much to drink or with nothing but rookie-moves ruin an otherwise fun night at the xxx movies. Couples do not go to adult theaters to have sex with guys - they only go to enjoy their fantasies and passions, which occasionally might lead to sex with a guy. But it is always about their pleasure, not yours.

I wonder if they are always there late on Wednesday nights?

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Doc here again... I am very glad to hear that things are ramping up at the TCABH (I'm in an acronym mood this morning here in The Valley). Hopefully Tom can make a return visit to TCABH and pick up where he left off (hopefully sans drunk old guy ruining the fun).

Tom makes a great point... This thing of ours is all about the pleasure of the couples.  Guys who do not understand this are a liability to the rest of who "get it".  And the damage one bad apple can make can ruin the time investment by everyone who does "get it".

Thanks again Tom...You are batting 1000%.

Do you have a report from a recently visited adult theater visit?  Just e-mail that ruggedly handsome Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and polish your words.  You supply the raw material.  It's easy. 

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.