Saturday, May 7, 2011

I-Team Report: Tampa Update for May 6th, 2011 by Enzyte Bob

















Doc here with an update from Enzyte Bob on the LE crackdown in Tampa & Drew Park (Drew Park is the area near the Tampa Airport that contains the bulk of the adult entertainment business left in Tampa).  Bob has done an outstanding job of researching the initial arrests, and following up on the circumstances surrounding those actions.

Here is Enzyte Bob's latest I-Team Report...

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Hey Doc,

I have gone through the bookings at the Hillsborough County Jail (Tampa area) for every Friday, Saturday and Sunday since my last review.  I find nothing that would indicate any bookings were made at either Fantasyland (FL) or Fantasyland 2 (FL2).  Now, that being said, if the cops are issuing them NTA's (Summonses), then there would be no booking.  I have no way of knowing if that is the case or not. 

Enzyte Bob
I did check the general area of Drew Park for bookings with Lewd and Lascivious Conduct or Exposure of Sexual Organs arrests and found only a couple, and they were nowhere near Drew Park.
~Knocking on Wood~  I think the initial arrests may have satiated the appetites of LE and/or the local politicians.

Well, that is my report. If I can get over to Tampa any time in the near future, I will make a full report on my activities.

Take care,

Enzyte Bob

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Doc here again...Well, maybe the heat is dying down again in Tampa.  It will be interesting to see if anything happens tonight in terms of LE activity, since Fantasyland II is advertising a "MILF" event just in time for Mother's Day for this evening.  The Journal will be keeping a close on the situation.

Thanks again to Enzyte Bob for a great job!

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Flash Report: Kitty Reports On A Crazy Night At The Paris Theater in PDX (w/PICS)












Doc here with a repost of a hot Flash Report from last Saturday night at The Paris Adult Theater in Portland, OR.  Kitty is another Rose City adult theater all-star, and her naughtiness knows no bounds. 

The following is her account from last Saturday, and it sounds like it was one memorable evening.  Wish I was there to have witnessed the fun!

(NOTE: Click on the pics of Kitty to ENLARGE, since they are hi-res images).

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OK, the action was HOT HOT HOT! We had already planned to visit, but definitely went once we knew MissF and Kat would be in the house.

The real Kitty
Arrived a bit late, not like us. Once inside I greeted a few of the regulars and chatted briefly with a few faces I did not recognize. There was some action going on already in the Oasis with a few couples. By the time we got there something came up and Kat had to leave.

Then I went back to the Oasis to play. I do love sucking Scotts (FWB) cock and putting on a show for you guys, so bending over to suck his cock and knowing you all are watching is arousing to me.

After some deep throating and gagging I was directed to climb on, gladly! So I went for a ride, enjoying his cock deep inside my drippping wet pussy as it hit deep. It does not take me long to cum on his cock and before long I covered his cock with my jizz. Stroked him a bit more with my pussy and then got on my knees again (NO NOT to pray, but you guys know that, LOL) to lick him clean. All the while leaving my ass and glistening pussy in view, for your pleasure of course.

At some point MissF went to the general population area and began focusing on a young stud, as hands caressed her body. They went into the bedroom and enjoyed themselves and evidently put on a nice show. Her husband, Scott and I went to the Annex and watched them start the festivities. The two guys had their hands all over me as I reached over to rub both their cocks. It wasn't long before they were hard and I was on my knees sucking them. From one cock to another, back and forth. But my what a cock whore I am, it was not enough, there was room for another.

So I brought in the young curly haired man (who I knew) and took all three of them on. SWEET! All I could think of was getting a facial.  I looked up at these guys and asked if they were going to cum on my face. Well ask and you will recieve. The husband (name, oops) blew a load all over my face first, I seriously thought is was two loads, dang. Then when I opened my eyes I found the young man still stroking his cock to drop his load all over my face.  SLEWSH and the second load covered me. One of the regulars brought me some paper towels (thanks) and I wiped off my face. Shouldn't cum slut leave it on there (Daisy?).

Anyways, after a bit of enjoying watching some more of MissF with her young stud we took a break. Through the night I bounced between pleaseing my partner, playing in the general population area, and visiting with guests.

OK so BendMeOver (name correct?) arrived and so did Bonnie and her husband. They're such good girls and got right to work. Soo . . . two regulars gettingright to work, MissF doing the stud and me (Kitty) randomly sucking cock, made for some great action. Throughout the evening there were other couples yes, but none that I knew or that were regulars that I recognized.

I was the little social butterfly this night and wandered some enjoying seeing the action the ladies provided. It is nice to sit back and enjoy this at times. The gentleman who provided me with papertowels was nearby and I began to suck him off. By the time he was thrusting into my mouth some guys surrounded us stroking thier cocks. It was not long before he blew his load all over my face. I had all these hard cocks all over the place and again I had to hit my knees and service them. I was in the middle of the general population area and had 3 or 4 nice cocks in my face. I gladly serviced them all while my BF was enjoying some action of another couple. If a cock was not in my mouth I had them in my hands, got to keep you guys primed and ready!

Once we went back to the Oasis there was another couple there. They were not much older than Scott and myself. He had salt and pepper hair and a medium build frame, very quiet man. She was a pretty blonde with stocking and a black dress that showed some great cleaveage. I sucked my partner some and she enjoyed watching us. Eventually she want to the rail and gave a hand job to cock can and a BBC. I lost track of her actions for time as I was back to servicing my man with another blowjob, I do love sucking his cock! kitties mouth needed a break, I have been busy sucking many cocks tonight.

Eventually Scott suggested I approach this blonde, so I did. I asked her if Icould touch and began fingering her clit. Oh man did this p ussy look delicious. She squirmed some at my hand and let out little whimpers of pleasure from her voice. I slid a finger into her wet box and licked her clit. Some more thrusting from her as I continued to enjoy my snack. I felt Scott sit on the bench behind me and begin to caress me. Her man sat behind her as if to literally be supporting her. I began to lick her more eagerly and Scott again penentrated my pussy.
This was so arousing to know my man was pleasing me and being pleased watching me please her. As he thrust into my wetness it would thrust me into her pussy, my face sliding up against her slick clit. With every thrust of his cock I was made to grind my face against her cunt. It was more than we all could handle as we all blew our loads.

This was the wind up for the evening as my back had befun to be sore. So we sat back in the Oasis in an effort to relax and eventually had to leave.

This was a great night and I had a blast, yes I meant that literally. Thanks to all that played and showed up.

Management continues to make every effort to provide an atmosphere that all can be comfortable in. Thank you Ray and staff!

Kitty


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Doc here again... Thanks again to Kitty for a fantastic first person account of last Saturday night at The Paris Theater in Portland.  Make sure you check out Kitty's new Yahoo Group, Blast Bukkake HERE.  Much goodness is contained within her group.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the front page of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. It will be worth your while.

Thanks,
Doc


Sunday, May 1, 2011

Flash Report: Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Saturday 4/30/11
















Doc here with senior Journal scribe and all-around good guy, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly column "Cruising The Coast With Bob In Biloxi".  I'm sure Bob is resting comfortably today, because he had a wild Saturday night at the ABS down the street from The Gulf Coast Theater

Here is Bob's terrific weekly report from The Gulf Coast:

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Damn, for awhile I thought I was in my beloved Portland, Doc! Saturday night down on the beautiful Gulf Coast saw some heavy action between the hours of dusk and midnight.

I arrived around 7pm at The Gulf Coast Theater, and the clerk advised a couple was in attendance, so the natural thing for me to do was check it out. At first I couldn’t see a damn thing, but after a few minutes to adjust my eyes, I observed what appeared to be a couple seated on the back row next to the door. Maybe they were thinking “quick exit?”

Bob in Biloxi
Anyway, I took a seat several rows in front of them, so I could really get my eyes further adjusted and pick up on what they were doing.  Then I noticed an aging member of the “vulture club” standing directly beside the woman! Oh shit! He’s a nasty bastard too. After a few minutes of glancing back in their direction and seeing no movement I decided to exit stage left. As I walked by the exit I confirmed that yes, they were seated, and yes this asshole was hovered over them. They did not stay but a few seconds after opened the door. I saw them walking to their car.

Come on guys! Have just a smidgen of class and common sense. How would you feel if you sat down at a restaurant and some jack-wagon just came up and stood next to you while you were trying to eat? Pisses me off to no end.

I left and proceeded to the ABS down the street and upon entering, my pal (another thing guys, be nice to the clerk, you get more with sugar than you do with shit, they are there, they’re probably working minimum wage. Ask if they need you to pick them up something, food, soda, beer) told me head on back, couple in the house!  Must be the prayers I say every night?

Sure enough a slim blonde dressed in a print summer dress was sitting pretty in one of the booth chairs. She looked like a college professor type with glasses. I just stole a quick glance and as I did, she dropped the straps on her dress! So took the liberty to slide my cock through the hole. I was feeling nothing but air for a few seconds, maybe I was being examined? Then a tiny soft hand enveloped my buddy and started stroking it, followed by a really warm mouth. After several minutes of this, air again. I pulled out and bent down to the hole, she asked me if I wanted to meet them in one of the larger booths. Uh duh!

After the door was closed on our new accommodations she lost the dress, revealing a toned up slim body, complete with perky little tits and a shaved pussy!! Must be the prayers Doc! She sat in the chair and asked if I wanted to lick her. Duh again!

After shining her up for several minutes, she pushed my head away and stood up, turned around, bent over and said “give me that cock now” Ok, for those that have never had a babe like this, this was a tight wet hot envelope!! As I pounded her, my thumb was rubbing her asshole (also soaked) when she pushed hard back and my thumb entered her ass! She went nuts, moaning and talking shit, squirted all over my balls! Very fucking nice!!! This went on for several minutes until I couldn’t hold back any longer and unloaded. My fucking knees were about to buckle anyway, so it was good timing for me. She stood back up and started kissing her man saying thank you for letting her get some strange cock!!! I love women!

Bob exited stage right with a profound thank my ma’am! (Sidebar here: My cock is not strange).

Later on the evening, the couple that left the theater earlier, showed up at the ABS, they walked around the store for a few and then headed on back to the booths. I was able to secure the one next to them. After they settled in, I noticed she was peeking at the hole, so, out comes Stanley (aka Stan the Man) in clear view.
The Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS
After stroking up a chubby I placed the head next to the hole, a very, manicured, polished fingernail appeared and touched the head. So I fed the rest of my tool in the hole and she started stroking me. Followed very nicely by her mouth, she had considerable talent and soon she was making my balls stir again. Her talent got me off yet a second time in as much as 2hrs! Not a bad night so far. They left after I was done, so out to the Ram again, for some R&R and replenishment of fluids.

About 11pm a young couple showed up, she was a nice looking brunette, dressed in a stretch type black dress that left nothing to my imagination. However, what were pronounced were her “HUGE” tits and very athletic legs with high heels! Fuck!

Anyway they made it to the back and again I was lucky enough to be fast enough to get in the next booth. She was standing, but I could see her bending over to peek through the hole.  So I did the "Out comes Stanley" thing again (ed. note: Beats "Down goes Frazier) and was hard in a matter of seconds (who wouldn’t be?). Then I saw a tongue in the hole, made a cursory glance to make sure it was her, and I stuffed my cock right in her mouth. And she went to work to; damn these young girls can suck cock! She was talented at “edging me” and I pulled out to see if there’s was anything else going on and asked her if I could see those beautiful boobs. She stood up and slipped off her entire dress.

I heard her say stick your cock back through, I’m not done with you yet! I feel her rubbing my cock on something that felt very much like a clit, it was very wet and warm, then her mouth again, then her clit, maybe a nipple? I saw the overhead lights flicker, so I knew the store was about to close, I couldn’t hold out much longer so when I felt what I thought was her clit again, I unloaded, I could hear her saying “yeah baby give me that cum”.

Afterward I pulled out to say thank you and saw he was “cleaning her up” with his tongue! Not my thing, but each to his own.  I sure hope these all these people come back next Saturday!!

Of course then I noticed all the action alerts on my phone from the Paris and remembered I was thousands of miles away, but having the same fun as Brett and the guys!! This thing of ours beats TV any fucking minute of the day or night, doesn’t it Doc?

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It does, Bob. Every time!  Thanks for another excellent accounting of the fun on the beautiful Gulf Coast, you lucky dog.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail Sgt. Hulka The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will help you in the editing and formatting of your report, and you get to see your byline here on the interweb. It's easy. Try it.

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Doc

Monday, April 25, 2011

"Blast From The Past" From the Duke Of Pearl: "In Praise Of Sticky Floors"





















Doc here with a terrific "Blast From The Past" from first time contributor, the Duke of Pearl. Duke takes us on a trip from Seattle, to Santa Ana, to Buena Park, and eventually to Portland.

Luckily, I am able to illustrate the adult theaters from Duke's report from the Good Doctor's photo archives, located deep within the control room here at my practice.  (Remember to click on the photos to ENLARGE them.)

So, without further delay, here is the Duke of Pearl's "Blast":

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IN PRAISE OF STICKY FLOORS


Doctor, Doctor;

I accidentally tripped over this site a few days ago. I am so amused with it that I thought I should introduce myself.

Apple Theater
circa 1994
Seattle, WA
I am not a newcummer to ‘this thing of ours’. My beginnings began as a patron of the arts in 1970s Seattle at the old Apple Theater. I was a lad in my 20s. The only truly memorable thing about the Apple was the night a young pregnant woman sat beside me in the back row of wobbly seats. I was too shy to take my hard peter out when she asked me to, so we went to my car and I fucked her in the broken passenger seat of my aging Plymouth. It was enough to form a life-long appreciation of sticky floors.

I soon moved to San Francisco and found a few such places on Market Street, but I didn’t stay in the city long before I moved to southern California. There were some good places in those days. The Mitchell Bros Theater in Santa Ana comes to mind, as does a nasty old theater on 4th Street (The State Arts Theater). 

The Former State Arts Theater
(now the rennovated West End Theater)
4th Street, Santa Ana, CA
One night an older couple sat down beside me in the nearly empty theater. She sat between me and her husband and spread a shawl over her lap and mine. She stroked my peter while I played with her large floppy tits. After a minute she whispered, “Come out to our motor home. There will be no money exchanged.”

Once inside I fucked her while her husband sat at close range, leaning forward and watching as she berated him like the (happy?) cuckold he was. Getting into the spirit of things I ordered him to “Do something, you miserable bastard. It isn’t nice to just sit there and stare!” He rimmed me expertly and minutes later I shot all over her ample belly. As he licked it up I dressed and quickly left while I listened to them beg me for a re-match. Oh, to be young again and begged for sex!


Pussycat Theater
Buena Park, CA
circa 1980
As I recall, it was the early 90s when they began bulldozing the theaters in southern California. The last one to go was the worst (and therefore the best) of them – the Pussycat Theater in Buena Park. There was usually a minimum of 50 people in there at all times and it set new records for sticky floors. On the day they finally tore it down there was a crowd lined up on the other side of Beach Blvd consisting mostly of people cheering the demolition, but there was also a fair number of us pervs in raincoats quietly sobbing and sniveling as the silent minority.

Then it was over. The big Cats had made short work of the Pussycat. After the Haz-Mat bureaucrats zealously surveyed and arduously repaired the tainted soil content, someone moved a double-wide onto the property and opened a used car lot. It was clearly time to move on.

Just For Fun
Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix was my next stop. There are no theaters per se but lots of video arcades. They all had so many WARNING! signs posted that one’s peter would atrophy before you could park the car. There was one decent place called “Just for Fun” that had a make-shift theater upstairs. It was a reasonably good place to go and jack off with the fellas. They had a buzzer on the downstairs entry door. When the buzzer sounded everyone covered up and sat frozen until the newcummer got to the top of the stairs and whipped his dick out. Then it was back to business as usual.

I moved to Portland a year ago. I purposely moved here because of its reputation for being tolerant of sticky floors. I go to The Paris, The Oregon, and lots of the jack-in-the-boxes around town. I never feel unsafe or like a place is about to be raided and all of us humiliated for ‘this thing of ours.’ (I love that phrase, Doc!)


The Duke of Pearl


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Doc here again... Sometimes The Good Doctor is part writer, part editor, and in the case of this report, part detective.  With the help of The Duke, I was able to come up with the Santa Ana's sleazy old theater name, plus what happened to it after it stopped showing XXX fare.  However, photo wise, the best I could come up with is the renovated theater.  You win some, you lose some.

I am looking forward to the next installment from The Duke of Pearl.  Plus, since he is at ground-zero for this thing of ours in Portland, why not take his talents to the Rose City's adult theaters?

Thanks again Duke.

Doc

Flash Report: Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - 4/23/11












Doc here with something the Easter Bunny could never give you: This week's Crusing The Coast With Bob in Biloxi

As the Cal Ripkin of this thing of ours, he is Mr. Consistency.  If a Sunday passes without a Bob report in my in box, I know something is up.

No one has been looking forward to the end of the Lenten season more than our good friend Bob.  Hopefully after the holiday, things will return back to normal for Bob, which means hot wet fun at the theater as well as the ABS down the street.

Without further ado, from parts unknown, weight unknown...Bob in Biloxi:

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Hi Doc,

Well I bit the bullet and went over to check the pre-lent scene in this thing of ours. I have mixed reviews at the outcome, but here goes:

The Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS
There were five couples that showed up during the course of the day at the Gulf Coast Theater in Biloxi. Four couples before I got there, the first couple was seen to suck off everyone in the theater, together, not my thing, so I didn’t miss anything in that regard.  The other three couples (before my arrival) were rumored to have only played by themselves.

When I did arrive, there was one regular couple that attended and only watched the movie, they usually only hook up with other couples and a third wheel for them is an unusual thing.

Meanwhile down at the trusty ABS (two blocks down the street) a middle aged couple showed up, she had red hair (usually denoting super freak?) dressed in a short grey skirt and black blouse. Nice race, about 50 or so, petite and well proportioned. I’m thinking maybe this wasn’t a wasted trip after all? I was “lucky” enough to get the booth next to them, but I have to tell you doc, she gave the worse blow job I’ve ever had in my life!! WAY too much teeth on my buddy!! To the point of being painful! I managed to coat her tongue anyway, then retreated to the safety of my vehicle for some R & R . They stayed a long time, one of the regulars came out bent over and walked up to my window complaining of the same treatment.

Bob in Biloxi
After they left, it was getting close to closing time for both establishments, ( both the theater/abs closes @ midnight) when a couple pulled up next to me. She was a young thing in her 20’s , blond hair, medium perky tits in a dark grey summer dress, they walked in the ABS and turned around and walked out. As they were getting in their car, she was on my side backed in, I said good evening! She said it would have been if this place hadn’t closed so early. I told her, not to worry there was more sex going on in the parking lot than in the store anyway. (Ok, I lied to her, sort of like that I won’t cum in your mouth lie) But that perked her interest and she asked me to explain. More lies from me of course, but the end result justified the means.

After talking for a few minutes, I learned she wanted to try out the holes, that they had placed an ad on CL, and someone answered telling them about the glory holes, etc. Well I respond to couples on CL every Sat night telling them about both places. After a few for minutes of discussing this, we concluded it was indeed me. I always send a pic of the dick and she wanted to see it. So out “Stanley” came, she then reached in and started stoking me, then asked where we could go? I told her, right here, right now. This girl must have been horned up, because she jumped in the front seat and started blowing me. My windows were down, enjoying the ocean breeze, her escort/husband/boyfriend/FWB was standing outside, sort of blocking the view from the street. Unlike the previous lady, this girl could suck a cock!! Gentle, soft, super wet, hot mouth!, she blew me for a few minutes, then asked if I had a condom. Well, Bob is always prepared, ripping open the wrapper and rolling it on, she laid across the front seat and was playing with her clit telling me to fuck her. (BTW she was clean shaven with a huge clit!)

I didn’t know at the time, but while she was blowing me, her “friend” was playing with her pussy, (her ass was pointed toward the pass side where he was standing)  so she was soaking wet as I entered a very tight, wet and hot box!! After shaking the suspension on the RAM for a good while she started screaming she was cumming and grabbed my ass pulling me deeper inside. I lost it and filled the bag with baby batter. Both of us had worked up quite a sweat but she was smiling and said thanks, so I think she may have lived out one fantasy last night! We talked a few more minutes then we departed company with a suggestion we might have to meet up again. As usual I told them, I’m there every Sat night.

And that folks is the news from the beautiful Gulf Coast.

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Doc here again.  I don't know about you, but I need more friends like the ones Bob makes.  I can speak with 100% honesty that I do not have any 20 year old blonde female friends that will let me take them in a RAM.  Or even a Yugo.

Bob, you are my hero.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will do the rest for you... Post three reports, and you become a senior reporter with your own custom banner in your reports.

It is your time... Take the plunge.

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter From The Valley Near The Small Women's Liberal Arts College





















Prosciutto tocco che ancora una volta, e vorrei spezzare il collo con le mie mani nude!...  Oh sorry, I was channeling my late Uncle Alessio at an Easter dinner when I was a young spud.  Good times.

Doc here hoping that you had a wonderful Easter holiday weekend.  For some places, it wasn't so wonderful  (like in St. Louis, where my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur is located).  Check out his blog HERE to check on the current situation there.

Reports will continue later tonight after I finish dying the last my of Lizardo eggs and removing the ham stains from my Easter Sunday outfit.

Thanks!
Doc

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Blast From The Past: Sam on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas













Doc here with a combination report from the newest senior reporter at The Journal, Sam.   The first part is a Blast From The Past report from the Lido Theater in Dallas, whereas the second part is an Op-Ed on playing it safe inside an adult theater.

So sit back, pop open a grape soda, and enjoy The Sam Report...

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Hello Doc,

Reading about the events in Tampa, I could not resist giving some tips to patrons based on my previous experience. I have had quite some adventures at the Lido Theater in Dallas. The Lido
does not have any video booths with glory holes. Rather it has several private rooms with videos.

This episode took place a couple of years back. At that time, I came across some rumors of LE, undercover cops and busts, but never found hard evidence for the same. Anyways, bi and gay men played openly in the theater but most couples  end up using the private rooms. Only the really brave ones, and the occasional tourist couple played in the theater. But most of the hardcore stuff happened only in the private rooms.

During this episode, a 40 yr old man came in with a 21 yr old girl with amazing natural boobs. Someone mentioned that the guy was porn producer/director, and that the girl was a wannabe porn star. I don't know if this is true. Maybe she was just an escort, and the guy was fulfilling his voyeuristic fantasies.  But the way he handled the evening at the theater, hinted that he was a professional, and not an average Joe.

First, they walked into the theater and seated themselves in the center. After few minutes of caressing, a circle of men formed around them. At this point, they did not have anything exposed. Then he asked everyone around if they wanted to fuck her. He then asked everyone to follow them into a private room. He then told everyone that he is going to lock the room, and anyone not interested can leave.

After that he laid down the rules of the game inside the private room, and told anyone not ok with the rules can leave. Then he asked the girl if she was ok with all the guys. The girl then pointed out a cpl of older men over 60, and they were then asked to leave.
The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
Finally, there were around 10 men aged 20-50. Finally he locked the room and fed the video machine with enough bills for an hour. Then it was time to get dirty and hardcore. All the men were naked, and so was the girl. She had a beautiful face, soft boobs, and round butts. She gave a blow job to everyone over there and even swallowed. Those who wanted to fuck her pussy were asked to were condoms, and she took them one after another. After half an hour of intense activity, she took a break before continuing.  Eventually after an hour, the guy asked everyone to get dressed and unlocked the room.

Most ABS across the country do not seem to have private rooms. To my knowledge, and from a legal stand point, exposing any genital organs, or fully exposing breasts is illegal in theater area. It is legal inside locked private rooms or locked GHs. Locked room implies no visibility from outside. And anyone entering or leaving the room or booth should have their private parts covered.

So whenever things get hot in some theaters, it is best to use caution in theater area. Use the theater
for foreplay and selecting the partners, and take on the action in private rooms or GH. As ironical it may seem, I do not enjoy playing in GH or private rooms, as much as in the theater area. Probably once things cool down, playing in the theater should not be a problem.

It would be so much better if the theater management had a switch from their cash counter, which turn on the lights in the theater, if police arrive on the scene. If anyone knows the owner personally, suggest
this to the owner. However, I do not know the legality of this. Just a suggestion.

Sam

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Doc here again... Nicely done Sam!  Great "Blast", and good advice for this thing of ours

Some of the most popular adult theaters now have areas that include private rooms.  Theaters such as The Lido & 15th Ave Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL have separate private rooms for their patrons.  It's a good idea, and hopefully more will adapt to this new way to enjoy adult theaters.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just click the photo of The Good Doctor in the upper right hand part of The Journal, and fire away.  That's how Sam got started... And how you will too.

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, April 22, 2011

Flash Report: Floyd: "On The Horns Of A Dilemma" in Portland













Doc here with an excellent Flash Report from now Senior Journal scribe, floyd.  As the preeminent daytime reporter covering The Paris Theater  in downtown Portland, OR, he is johnny on the spot when the daytime flags start to fly at the Paris.

Here is floyd's excellent adventure...Station!

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floyd: On the Horns of a Dilemma!

It’s your Portland field reporter floyd, checking in with a daytime action report from the famous Paris Theater in Portland, OR.

Although there are Red Flags (indicating couples in the theater) virtually every night at the Paris, the afternoon action there over the past few days has been non-existent. My work/home schedule means the latest I can usually stay at the theater is about 5:30pm, and it’s been frustrating to see the flags fly at 6:00 and 6:30 so many times. 

Yesterday was unique, as I had a quiet afternoon at work but a dinner appointment with some out-of-town business associates that would be arriving at my downtown office at around 5:15pm.  So, naturally, the Red Flag flew at exactly 3:37pm. Thus the dilemma: do I head over to the theater, taking a chance that whatever action was about to happen would be over by my drop-dead departure time of 5:00, or should I wait for another day.  The horny part of the dilemma triumphed, and out I went.

Upon arriving inside the theater, I immediately looked to the couples area in the back and noticed it was completely empty.  This happens, of course.  A “tourist” couple comes in, the Flag flies, and then they sit for a couple minutes and leave.  Comes with the territory if you’re a Flag watcher.  As soon as my eyes began to adjust to the darkness, I realized I need not have worried; there was a couple in the gen pop section, the guy sitting in one of the side theater seats down next to the “bedroom” area, and the girl standing next to him.  She was petite, 5’2” tops, wearing a loose light-colored peasant type summer dress with a black sash tied in the back.  Very nice figure from what I could see.  They were poking around in a large knapsack they had with them, and so I settled into a  nearby seat to see what would happen.

It was after about 10 frustrating minutes of them chatting quietly and rummaging in their backpack that things started to happen.  She shucked the dress, and as it dropped to the floor a red bra and matching red thong were revealed.  She looked really nice, long dirty-blond hair, a cute face framed with little plastic glasses,well-proportioned tits, and a wonderful ass that we got a great view of as she bent over, yes, once again poking around in the luggage.  Her guy took off his shirt and pants,and I was sure the action was imminent, so I was feeling pretty good about choosing to come down.  They chatted and rummaged some more, and over the next 15 minutes she made three separate trips out to the lobby dressed in just the bra and thong.  I have no idea what for.  Condoms?  Lube?  Beats me,but I was starting to watch the clock as it was sneaking up on 4:30.

They both started looking into the locked bedroom area, an done of the theater guys went and got Ray so he could unlock it for them. They talked for a few minutes and then she said, “No, we’ll just use the couples area in the back.”  Ray offered towels and a sheet, which they accepted, and she began wiping down the couch covers in the back area, refusing Ray’s offer to do it for her.  Between the cleaning, the tucking in of the sheet, and her guy still sitting down at the other end of the theater endlessly poking inside the backpack, your correspondent was getting worried!  She had doffed her panties and was now just wearing the bra, and she walked down to fetch her guy.  It occurred to me that with her focus on cleanliness in the couples area it was slightly incongruous to be walking around the theater (and the lobby) barefoot, but, hey, who am I to judge?

Paris Theater
circa 1982
Finally, he sat down naked in the couples’ area and she dropped the bra and knelt in front of him on the floor, starting to suck him. Now we’re talking!  Those of us at the rail had a good look at her ass, which was quite nice indeed.  After a few minutes of this, she hopped on and it looked like a cowgirl fuck on the bench was in the offing.  Alas, after lots of hugging and kissing, it was apparent that he was not aroused enough to fuck her, so they rolled down into a 69 position with her sitting on his face.  Now, in floyd’s humble opinion, we just don’t see enough face-sitting 69 action in the theater any more. It’s typically wonderful for viewing, and this was no exception.  We had a terrific view of her blowing him, her tits pressed against his stomach, and her ass spread wide on his face as he licked her pussy.  He produced a small bottle of lube, and he soon had a couple fingers in her pussy and one up her ass and energetically lapped at her clit. This went on for a good ten minutes, and she was moaning in a most agreeable manner.

It was then that the lobby door opened and a single woman entered with a theater employee giving her a tour.  We had all been so engrossed in the hot sex in front of us that we had not seen her enter. She was probably late twenties, with nicely styled shoulder length ruler-straight platinum blond hair and a cute round face.  A low cut top under a little jacket revealed nice big breasts, and a dark skirt, leggings, and boots completed the picture. After a quick tour, she retired to the lobby, only to be joined a few minutes later by a male friend.  They proceeded to take a much longer tour of the theater, spending a lot of time down by the new“arena” area, before eventually leaving. Hopefully they will be back to give the new bed a workout and provide some fresh new action.

After the extended 69, our main couple (remember them?) once again attempted a girl-on-top fuck on the back bench.  She leaned back and was apparently stuffing him in.  She rocked on him for a minute or so and then stopped again.  She stood very close to the rail, facing us, and pulled her hair back, giving a positively wonderful full frontal view of her naked body.  Her perfect tits got floyd's vote!

Then out came a new set of clothes from the ubiquitous backpack, a pair of shorts and a knit top.  Underwear was not used at all.  One of the guys at the rail asked if that “was it for today,” and she said, “No, just need to go out for a smoke.”  It was at this moment that I realized I had not looked at the clock in quite some time and just about panicked.  It was 5:05!  Regular readers of my reports will know that it takes me at least 15 minutes to get to or from the Paris from my office via the Portland Streetcar, so I had to go, and quick. I’d love to hear how round two turned out with them.  She was obviously no theater newbie, as she exuded confidence the whole time and paraded around completely naked like she did it all the time, even going out to the ladies room in the lobby nude. 

You got to love it.

Epilogue:  Just when your loyal reporter starts complaining about the daytime action at Paris….

I was finishing up the above report at about 2:00pm today(Wednesday) when I noticed the Red Flag had flown at 1:50.  I hit the “save” button and hurried to the streetcar.  When I arrived at the Paris, there were about five guys in various places around the theater and a couple in the back couples section. He was a shorter guy and she was a large BBW.  They fooled around for a while and she started jerking him off.  All at once, she opened her dress, freeing her massive jugs with huge nipples pointing more or less down.  She turned around and knelt on an ottoman with her elbows on the rail, her face right in mine.  Her man dropped his jeans and moved in from behind, administering a doggie-style fucking. 

The guy next to me must have known her, because he was whispering in her ear and pulling on her nipples.  The guy went at her for a couple of minutes and pulled out.  The whispering with the guy next to me continued, and I looked down and saw he had a condom in place on his hard dick.  She scooted over to the exam table area with her guy tagging along with his cock still out, and hopped up on another ottoman with her ass up. Condom Guy wasted no time in mounting her, and it was obvious he lost his load after about five minutes of hard banging. 

Another dude right next to him, sans condom, took his place and started in right where he had left off.  She was now sucking her guy while this third guy fucked her,much to the enjoyment of this spectator. I was contemplating becoming the “next in line” when she suddenly stopped.  I couldn’t say for sure,but her expression was like, “Holy shit, this is going to continue.”  They immediately retreated to thecouples’ section where they got dressed and left.  Never a dull moment, and before 2:00pm at that!

Cheers!
floyd

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Doc here again... Not only does floyd serve up a tasty appetizer and a filling main course, he gave us a nice dessert to finish off our daily dose of this thing of ours.  Bravo sir! 

Also remember to check out floyd's own blog, Cockofthetalk, located HERE.  A good time is sure to follow.

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Thanks,
Doc