Breaking News! Trouble at Love Stuff in Cordele, GA

Doc here... Just when things were quieting down in Tampa at Fantasyland I and II, comes this report courtesy of Senior Field Reporter, JaxBchBum on trouble at Love Stuff (and it's theater) in Cordele, GA.

Here is JaxBchBum's note and the story reprinted from The Cordele Dispatch:

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Doc,

Didn't know if you had gotten this information yet from DarkAngel, but saw it in the Cordele paper.  Was afraid it was going to be only a matter of time in the conservative mid-GA area.  My understanding is that they have not reopened as of yet.

JaxBchBum

Love Stuff Raided
Cordele Dispatch Fri May 06, 2011, 04:35 PM EDT

Cordele —  On Thursday May 5, 2011, the Crisp County Sheriff’s Office along with the Mid-South Narcotics Task Force executed a search warrant on the business “Love Stuff” located at 105 Floyd Road Cordele, Georgia.

 The search warrant was the result of an investigation that was initiated back in April 2011 when Sheriff Donnie Haralson had received information from a confidential source that illegal sexual acts were being conducted inside the business.

 During the investigation undercover agents were sent inside to purchase illegal items that were being sold from the business and to witness any illegal acts that were being performed on various occasions.
 On the day the search warrant was served undercover agents were sent inside and while they were in a video viewing room that was playing pornography one undercover agent was sexually solicited by a patron of the business. The patron was then arrested and the search warrant was served. While deputies and task force agents were securing the business a second individual was found inside a video booth and was arrested for public indecency.

 During the service of the search warrant multiple illegal sexual items were seized and four individuals were arrested. (ed. note: I have edited out the names of the individuals that were arrested, both employees of Love Stuff and the patrons).

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Doc here again...JaxBchBum and I will keep a close eye on the situation at Love Stuff and update you, the good readers of The Journal.

Doc

The Captian's Non-Report Is Awesome

Doc here with something a little different for you, the good readers of The Journal.  On occasion, I will reach out to the regular field reporters and check in with them.  As it so happened, I reached out to The Captain, who had submitted an excellent Flash Report on the Art Cinema in Hartford last month.

His response caught me off guard, and almost resulted in my morning coffee shooting out of my nose and onto my laptop. 

Here is what that crusty old seadog sent me this morning...

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"Nothing new to report. Was hoping to get out to The Paris in Syracuse this weekend but pulled a muscle in my shoulder raising an anchor Friday night and was stuck in the ships infirmary all weekend. All's better now, just waiting for these flood waters to recede to be able to get the Wally Power Yacht back in the hunt for the elusive split tailed bare beaver."

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I bow to you, sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past: Old Marine Corps Guy on The Apple Theater in Seattle

Doc here with one of my favorite things editing The Journal of Adult Theaters: "Blast From The Past" reports from my good friend and Senior Reporter here at The Journal, Old Marine Corps Guy. OMCG has a wealth of adult theater memories, and when he shares them with us, it's always a treat.

Case in point is this excellent "Blast" regarding the long gone Apple Theatre in Seattle, WA. Even though this adult theater disappeared under the wreckers ball in 1999, there are still stories out there that won't die.

Here is one of them, courtesy of Old Marine Corps Guy... Enjoy!

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Doc,

After reading the Duke of Pearl’s “In Praise of Sticky Floors”  story, I was reminded of my first trip to Seattle back in the early 80’s.

I did not know the city drove around until I found an area near the water with quite a few arcades and theaters.  I went and paid my admission at one theater that looked promising (smaller place) and found that I made a big mistake because after walking in I found that it was all gay.  I went out and asked for my money back and was told that they had another theater (straight) and would give me a pass to that one.  So, I got the pass and directions and went up to, I think, The Apple Theatre (I think it is the same one that The Duke talked about).

Apple Theatre
Seattle, WA circa 1997

It looked small from the outside, but pretty big once you got inside.  A center isle with 7 or 8 seats per row on each side and maybe 25 or 30 rows sloping down to the screen.  When you enter, you have high walls on both sides that slope down as you move forward into the theater.  There was also a small theater behind the screen that showed gay movies.

When I got to the low part of the wall I could see that the theater was completely empty (it was raining puppy dogs and pussycats outside, but what else can you expect for Seattle) except for three people sitting in the back row of the right hand section.  It was dark so I could not tell who/what they were, but walked back up and sat down in the row in front of them.  My eyes got adjusted and I looked behind me and found two men and a woman.  The two men were sitting next to each other next to the wall, with the woman sitting next to one man with 4 or 5 seats open next to her.  She was blond, probably early 40’s, a little “plump”, but with a pretty face and a short skirt on.

After closer inspection I saw that the two men were jacking each other off and she was just sitting there watching the movie with occasional glances at the two men.  So, just to let them know I was friendly J, I took out my dick and started jacking off too.  After a couple of minutes the guy in the middle (turned out to be her husband) leaned up to me and said to come back and play with his wife.  Well, I’ve never been a slow learner so I zipped up and went back and sat next to her.

As soon as I sat down she reached over and grabbed my crotch and started rubbing.  I unzipped again and took out my dick so she could have full access.  She started giving me a hand job while I reached up her skirt and started playing with her pussy.  About this time the guy next to the wall bent over and started sucking her husbands cock.  That is not my thing and it was kind of a turn off until she leaned into me and said she wanted me to fuck her while she watched her hubby get his dick sucked.  OK!!!!!

We both stood up and she bent over facing her husband and put one knee on the seat and I stood up behind her and slid right in.  She was already VERY wet and tight.  She leaned down so that she could get “up close and personal” and watch the guy suck hubby’s cock while I fucked her from behind and then kind of straightened up and started kissing her hubby.

Well, I guess hubby and I were both on the same timetable because it seemed like we both came at the same time, and both of us were very vocal about it (who cared….the theater was empty).  After that, we all straightened up, said thanks to each other and I went to the restroom to clean up.  When I got back inside the theater, all three of them had left.   I went to the lobby and asked the clerk about them and he said the hubby and his “buddy” were regulars, but that this was the first time he had brought in his wife.  I’m glad that I was there to “break her in”.

I have since been back up to the Seattle area, but never been able to find the Apple again (maybe closed???).  But, I definitely found action at the Airport Video, Fantasy and the Hollywood.  But, those are stories for another time.

Semper Fi!

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Doc here again... Thanks again to the highest ranking Marine who contributes to The Journal, Old Marine Corps Guy.  This is classic OMCG... If you ever need a template on how to write a "Blast From The Past" report, use this one!

Submit your reports directly to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and make your work look slick on the home page here at The Journal.  You will be the rock star...I'm just the roadie adjusting the amp.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Gulf Coast Adult Theater by Bob in Biloxi for Saturday 5/7/11

Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi", again focused on the fun at The Gulf Coast Adult Theater (as well as the nearby ABS).  It appears that things were hopping at the GCAT, and senior Journal scribe Bob was there with pencil in hand (er...that is a pencil, right Bob?) and was taking notes.

This week's episode is titled "You Can Lead A Bob To Water, But Will He Drink?".

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Hey Doc,

Strange events on the beautiful Gulf Coast this Saturday night, as there were nine couples in attendance last night at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater.

For some strange reason there was hot and heavy action, (I’m not complaining mind you) & it started out with what the locals call the “German Couple”. She’s a graying blonde who always wears a skimpy loose fitting dress, she must have blown 20 guys.

The Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS  circa 2008

Next was a raven haired lady in a black dress that started out strong, but ended up on her back having her pussy “massaged” for over an hour. She did suck a few and got fucked.

Next was a regular couple, meeting another couple. They turned the place into a semi-public hands off foursome. The group had a wonderful time and put on a great show for the on-lookers.

Now enter our Catholic school girl, who decided she just wanted to screw all the blacks in the theater. Pretty funny, because I was there when she came in, and one black guy had just finished screwing another black guy’s ass and almost broke his neck trying to get a seat next to her.  She ended up fucking him too.  “I was gay until you walked in?” Maybe there is help converting back to straight??  I wouldn’t know. So she got nailed by three guys out of the 15/16 that were in there.

Then another couple came in...They usually sit by themselves and he just pulls a tit out and plays with it and covers it up when someone walks by. But tonight he let one of the regulars play with her tits and pussy. And she has quite the perfect pair! Progress?

Bob in Biloxi

Finally the last couple came in and all the action had pretty much died down. They sat in the front... She was a young blonde girl dressed in shorts. They settled in and I had taken the seat across the aisle at almost a 45 degree viewing angle from her. She kept looking in my direction, so I took my cock out and started stroking it (ed. note: That's good!). After awhile she began to lick her lips while staring at my cock (ed. note: That's better!). She said something to her man, who shook his head. A few minutes later they were gone (ed. note: Cue sad trombone)... Beats me.

Meanwhile down at the bookstore, there was the mega gay convention.  All the booths were full and they were trolling (I guess that’s the word) outside the booths. A few couples came in... One was a dark haired lady who kept looking back at the booth area. Something was said between them and they left. (they had come from just sitting in the theater previously - I forgot about them being there).

Next a black guy with a full gold grill, pants hanging off his ass, who brought in an attractive lady; they went from booth to booth then left. Another waste of energy for the on-lookers.

Around 11pm a couple came in and went to the back. I saw them paying, so I took the only booth open next to a hole. Damn if a guy didn’t jump in the adjoining! I just slammed the chair against the hole covering it and heard the door open.  Moving the chair quickly, they entered and locked the door. I saw her standing against the far wall, so out came my rig. Soon she was really interested and sat on their chair next to the hole. I then just fed my cock through the hole and within seconds she was giving it attention. So the night ended with one blowjob and lots of visual stimulation.

Maybe as summer nights continue, more and more will gather at the watering hole!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Thank you once again to Bob in Biloxi, otherwise known as the "Cal Ripkin of Journal Reporters".  Dependable. Loyal. An excellent driver.  That's Bob. Sundays wouldn't be a Sunday with a B in B report hitting my in-box.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Journal? Just e-mail your good buddy, The Good Doctor, at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will format, edit, and make your report look great.  You supply the story.  It's easy. Try it.

Trust me... I'm a doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

I-Team Report: Tampa Update for May 6th, 2011 by Enzyte Bob

Doc here with an update from Enzyte Bob on the LE crackdown in Tampa & Drew Park (Drew Park is the area near the Tampa Airport that contains the bulk of the adult entertainment business left in Tampa).  Bob has done an outstanding job of researching the initial arrests, and following up on the circumstances surrounding those actions.

Here is Enzyte Bob's latest I-Team Report...

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Hey Doc,

I have gone through the bookings at the Hillsborough County Jail (Tampa area) for every Friday, Saturday and Sunday since my last review.  I find nothing that would indicate any bookings were made at either Fantasyland (FL) or Fantasyland 2 (FL2).  Now, that being said, if the cops are issuing them NTA's (Summonses), then there would be no booking.  I have no way of knowing if that is the case or not. 

Enzyte Bob

I did check the general area of Drew Park for bookings with Lewd and Lascivious Conduct or Exposure of Sexual Organs arrests and found only a couple, and they were nowhere near Drew Park.
~Knocking on Wood~  I think the initial arrests may have satiated the appetites of LE and/or the local politicians.

Well, that is my report. If I can get over to Tampa any time in the near future, I will make a full report on my activities.

Take care,

Enzyte Bob

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Doc here again...Well, maybe the heat is dying down again in Tampa.  It will be interesting to see if anything happens tonight in terms of LE activity, since Fantasyland II is advertising a "MILF" event just in time for Mother's Day for this evening.  The Journal will be keeping a close on the situation.

Thanks again to Enzyte Bob for a great job!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Kitty Reports On A Crazy Night At The Paris Theater in PDX (w/PICS)

Doc here with a repost of a hot Flash Report from last Saturday night at The Paris Adult Theater in Portland, OR.  Kitty is another Rose City adult theater all-star, and her naughtiness knows no bounds. 

The following is her account from last Saturday, and it sounds like it was one memorable evening.  Wish I was there to have witnessed the fun!

(NOTE: Click on the pics of Kitty to ENLARGE, since they are hi-res images).

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OK, the action was HOT HOT HOT! We had already planned to visit, but definitely went once we knew MissF and Kat would be in the house.

The real Kitty

Arrived a bit late, not like us. Once inside I greeted a few of the regulars and chatted briefly with a few faces I did not recognize. There was some action going on already in the Oasis with a few couples. By the time we got there something came up and Kat had to leave.

Then I went back to the Oasis to play. I do love sucking Scotts (FWB) cock and putting on a show for you guys, so bending over to suck his cock and knowing you all are watching is arousing to me.

After some deep throating and gagging I was directed to climb on, gladly! So I went for a ride, enjoying his cock deep inside my drippping wet pussy as it hit deep. It does not take me long to cum on his cock and before long I covered his cock with my jizz. Stroked him a bit more with my pussy and then got on my knees again (NO NOT to pray, but you guys know that, LOL) to lick him clean. All the while leaving my ass and glistening pussy in view, for your pleasure of course.

At some point MissF went to the general population area and began focusing on a young stud, as hands caressed her body. They went into the bedroom and enjoyed themselves and evidently put on a nice show. Her husband, Scott and I went to the Annex and watched them start the festivities. The two guys had their hands all over me as I reached over to rub both their cocks. It wasn't long before they were hard and I was on my knees sucking them. From one cock to another, back and forth. But my what a cock whore I am, it was not enough, there was room for another.

So I brought in the young curly haired man (who I knew) and took all three of them on. SWEET! All I could think of was getting a facial.  I looked up at these guys and asked if they were going to cum on my face. Well ask and you will recieve. The husband (name, oops) blew a load all over my face first, I seriously thought is was two loads, dang. Then when I opened my eyes I found the young man still stroking his cock to drop his load all over my face.  SLEWSH and the second load covered me. One of the regulars brought me some paper towels (thanks) and I wiped off my face. Shouldn't cum slut leave it on there (Daisy?).

Anyways, after a bit of enjoying watching some more of MissF with her young stud we took a break. Through the night I bounced between pleaseing my partner, playing in the general population area, and visiting with guests.

OK so BendMeOver (name correct?) arrived and so did Bonnie and her husband. They're such good girls and got right to work. Soo . . . two regulars gettingright to work, MissF doing the stud and me (Kitty) randomly sucking cock, made for some great action. Throughout the evening there were other couples yes, but none that I knew or that were regulars that I recognized.

I was the little social butterfly this night and wandered some enjoying seeing the action the ladies provided. It is nice to sit back and enjoy this at times. The gentleman who provided me with papertowels was nearby and I began to suck him off. By the time he was thrusting into my mouth some guys surrounded us stroking thier cocks. It was not long before he blew his load all over my face. I had all these hard cocks all over the place and again I had to hit my knees and service them. I was in the middle of the general population area and had 3 or 4 nice cocks in my face. I gladly serviced them all while my BF was enjoying some action of another couple. If a cock was not in my mouth I had them in my hands, got to keep you guys primed and ready!

Once we went back to the Oasis there was another couple there. They were not much older than Scott and myself. He had salt and pepper hair and a medium build frame, very quiet man. She was a pretty blonde with stocking and a black dress that showed some great cleaveage. I sucked my partner some and she enjoyed watching us. Eventually she want to the rail and gave a hand job to cock can and a BBC. I lost track of her actions for time as I was back to servicing my man with another blowjob, I do love sucking his cock! kitties mouth needed a break, I have been busy sucking many cocks tonight.

Eventually Scott suggested I approach this blonde, so I did. I asked her if Icould touch and began fingering her clit. Oh man did this p ussy look delicious. She squirmed some at my hand and let out little whimpers of pleasure from her voice. I slid a finger into her wet box and licked her clit. Some more thrusting from her as I continued to enjoy my snack. I felt Scott sit on the bench behind me and begin to caress me. Her man sat behind her as if to literally be supporting her. I began to lick her more eagerly and Scott again penentrated my pussy.

This was so arousing to know my man was pleasing me and being pleased watching me please her. As he thrust into my wetness it would thrust me into her pussy, my face sliding up against her slick clit. With every thrust of his cock I was made to grind my face against her cunt. It was more than we all could handle as we all blew our loads.

This was the wind up for the evening as my back had befun to be sore. So we sat back in the Oasis in an effort to relax and eventually had to leave.

This was a great night and I had a blast, yes I meant that literally. Thanks to all that played and showed up.

Management continues to make every effort to provide an atmosphere that all can be comfortable in. Thank you Ray and staff!

Kitty

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Kitty for a fantastic first person account of last Saturday night at The Paris Theater in Portland.  Make sure you check out Kitty's new Yahoo Group, Blast Bukkake HERE.  Much goodness is contained within her group.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the front page of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. It will be worth your while.

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report: MrPeeperZ on Teaser's in Deer Park, NY

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Flash Report: Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Saturday 4/30/11

Doc here with senior Journal scribe and all-around good guy, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly column "Cruising The Coast With Bob In Biloxi".  I'm sure Bob is resting comfortably today, because he had a wild Saturday night at the ABS down the street from The Gulf Coast Theater. 

Here is Bob's terrific weekly report from The Gulf Coast:

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Damn, for awhile I thought I was in my beloved Portland, Doc! Saturday night down on the beautiful Gulf Coast saw some heavy action between the hours of dusk and midnight.

I arrived around 7pm at The Gulf Coast Theater, and the clerk advised a couple was in attendance, so the natural thing for me to do was check it out. At first I couldn’t see a damn thing, but after a few minutes to adjust my eyes, I observed what appeared to be a couple seated on the back row next to the door. Maybe they were thinking “quick exit?”

Bob in Biloxi

Anyway, I took a seat several rows in front of them, so I could really get my eyes further adjusted and pick up on what they were doing.  Then I noticed an aging member of the “vulture club” standing directly beside the woman! Oh shit! He’s a nasty bastard too. After a few minutes of glancing back in their direction and seeing no movement I decided to exit stage left. As I walked by the exit I confirmed that yes, they were seated, and yes this asshole was hovered over them. They did not stay but a few seconds after opened the door. I saw them walking to their car.

Come on guys! Have just a smidgen of class and common sense. How would you feel if you sat down at a restaurant and some jack-wagon just came up and stood next to you while you were trying to eat? Pisses me off to no end.

I left and proceeded to the ABS down the street and upon entering, my pal (another thing guys, be nice to the clerk, you get more with sugar than you do with shit, they are there, they’re probably working minimum wage. Ask if they need you to pick them up something, food, soda, beer) told me head on back, couple in the house!  Must be the prayers I say every night?

Sure enough a slim blonde dressed in a print summer dress was sitting pretty in one of the booth chairs. She looked like a college professor type with glasses. I just stole a quick glance and as I did, she dropped the straps on her dress! So took the liberty to slide my cock through the hole. I was feeling nothing but air for a few seconds, maybe I was being examined? Then a tiny soft hand enveloped my buddy and started stroking it, followed by a really warm mouth. After several minutes of this, air again. I pulled out and bent down to the hole, she asked me if I wanted to meet them in one of the larger booths. Uh duh!

After the door was closed on our new accommodations she lost the dress, revealing a toned up slim body, complete with perky little tits and a shaved pussy!! Must be the prayers Doc! She sat in the chair and asked if I wanted to lick her. Duh again!

After shining her up for several minutes, she pushed my head away and stood up, turned around, bent over and said “give me that cock now” Ok, for those that have never had a babe like this, this was a tight wet hot envelope!! As I pounded her, my thumb was rubbing her asshole (also soaked) when she pushed hard back and my thumb entered her ass! She went nuts, moaning and talking shit, squirted all over my balls! Very fucking nice!!! This went on for several minutes until I couldn’t hold back any longer and unloaded. My fucking knees were about to buckle anyway, so it was good timing for me. She stood back up and started kissing her man saying thank you for letting her get some strange cock!!! I love women!

Bob exited stage right with a profound thank my ma’am! (Sidebar here: My cock is not strange).

Later on the evening, the couple that left the theater earlier, showed up at the ABS, they walked around the store for a few and then headed on back to the booths. I was able to secure the one next to them. After they settled in, I noticed she was peeking at the hole, so, out comes Stanley (aka Stan the Man) in clear view.

The Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS

After stroking up a chubby I placed the head next to the hole, a very, manicured, polished fingernail appeared and touched the head. So I fed the rest of my tool in the hole and she started stroking me. Followed very nicely by her mouth, she had considerable talent and soon she was making my balls stir again. Her talent got me off yet a second time in as much as 2hrs! Not a bad night so far. They left after I was done, so out to the Ram again, for some R&R and replenishment of fluids.

About 11pm a young couple showed up, she was a nice looking brunette, dressed in a stretch type black dress that left nothing to my imagination. However, what were pronounced were her “HUGE” tits and very athletic legs with high heels! Fuck!

Anyway they made it to the back and again I was lucky enough to be fast enough to get in the next booth. She was standing, but I could see her bending over to peek through the hole.  So I did the "Out comes Stanley" thing again (ed. note: Beats "Down goes Frazier) and was hard in a matter of seconds (who wouldn’t be?). Then I saw a tongue in the hole, made a cursory glance to make sure it was her, and I stuffed my cock right in her mouth. And she went to work to; damn these young girls can suck cock! She was talented at “edging me” and I pulled out to see if there’s was anything else going on and asked her if I could see those beautiful boobs. She stood up and slipped off her entire dress.

I heard her say stick your cock back through, I’m not done with you yet! I feel her rubbing my cock on something that felt very much like a clit, it was very wet and warm, then her mouth again, then her clit, maybe a nipple? I saw the overhead lights flicker, so I knew the store was about to close, I couldn’t hold out much longer so when I felt what I thought was her clit again, I unloaded, I could hear her saying “yeah baby give me that cum”.

Afterward I pulled out to say thank you and saw he was “cleaning her up” with his tongue! Not my thing, but each to his own.  I sure hope these all these people come back next Saturday!!

Of course then I noticed all the action alerts on my phone from the Paris and remembered I was thousands of miles away, but having the same fun as Brett and the guys!! This thing of ours beats TV any fucking minute of the day or night, doesn’t it Doc?

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It does, Bob. Every time!  Thanks for another excellent accounting of the fun on the beautiful Gulf Coast, you lucky dog.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail Sgt. Hulka The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will help you in the editing and formatting of your report, and you get to see your byline here on the interweb. It's easy. Try it.

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Doc

(UPDATED!) Flash Report: Brent Returns To Portland & Gets An Eyeful

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"Blast From The Past" From the Duke Of Pearl: "In Praise Of Sticky Floors"

Doc here with a terrific "Blast From The Past" from first time contributor, the Duke of Pearl. Duke takes us on a trip from Seattle, to Santa Ana, to Buena Park, and eventually to Portland.

Luckily, I am able to illustrate the adult theaters from Duke's report from the Good Doctor's photo archives, located deep within the control room here at my practice.  (Remember to click on the photos to ENLARGE them.)

So, without further delay, here is the Duke of Pearl's "Blast":

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IN PRAISE OF STICKY FLOORS

Doctor, Doctor;

I accidentally tripped over this site a few days ago. I am so amused with it that I thought I should introduce myself.

Apple Theater
circa 1994
Seattle, WA

I am not a newcummer to ‘this thing of ours’. My beginnings began as a patron of the arts in 1970s Seattle at the old Apple Theater. I was a lad in my 20s. The only truly memorable thing about the Apple was the night a young pregnant woman sat beside me in the back row of wobbly seats. I was too shy to take my hard peter out when she asked me to, so we went to my car and I fucked her in the broken passenger seat of my aging Plymouth. It was enough to form a life-long appreciation of sticky floors.

I soon moved to San Francisco and found a few such places on Market Street, but I didn’t stay in the city long before I moved to southern California. There were some good places in those days. The Mitchell Bros Theater in Santa Ana comes to mind, as does a nasty old theater on 4^th Street (The State Arts Theater). 

The Former State Arts Theater
(now the rennovated West End Theater)
4th Street, Santa Ana, CA

One night an older couple sat down beside me in the nearly empty theater. She sat between me and her husband and spread a shawl over her lap and mine. She stroked my peter while I played with her large floppy tits. After a minute she whispered, “Come out to our motor home. There will be no money exchanged.”

Once inside I fucked her while her husband sat at close range, leaning forward and watching as she berated him like the (happy?) cuckold he was. Getting into the spirit of things I ordered him to “Do something, you miserable bastard. It isn’t nice to just sit there and stare!” He rimmed me expertly and minutes later I shot all over her ample belly. As he licked it up I dressed and quickly left while I listened to them beg me for a re-match. Oh, to be young again and begged for sex!

Pussycat Theater
Buena Park, CA
circa 1980

As I recall, it was the early 90s when they began bulldozing the theaters in southern California. The last one to go was the worst (and therefore the best) of them – the Pussycat Theater in Buena Park. There was usually a minimum of 50 people in there at all times and it set new records for sticky floors. On the day they finally tore it down there was a crowd lined up on the other side of Beach Blvd consisting mostly of people cheering the demolition, but there was also a fair number of us pervs in raincoats quietly sobbing and sniveling as the silent minority.

Then it was over. The big Cats had made short work of the Pussycat. After the Haz-Mat bureaucrats zealously surveyed and arduously repaired the tainted soil content, someone moved a double-wide onto the property and opened a used car lot. It was clearly time to move on.

Just For Fun
Phoenix, AZ

Phoenix was my next stop. There are no theaters per se but lots of video arcades. They all had so many WARNING! signs posted that one’s peter would atrophy before you could park the car. There was one decent place called “Just for Fun” that had a make-shift theater upstairs. It was a reasonably good place to go and jack off with the fellas. They had a buzzer on the downstairs entry door. When the buzzer sounded everyone covered up and sat frozen until the newcummer got to the top of the stairs and whipped his dick out. Then it was back to business as usual.

I moved to Portland a year ago. I purposely moved here because of its reputation for being tolerant of sticky floors. I go to The Paris, The Oregon, and lots of the jack-in-the-boxes around town. I never feel unsafe or like a place is about to be raided and all of us humiliated for ‘this thing of ours.’ (I love that phrase, Doc!)

The Duke of Pearl


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Doc here again... Sometimes The Good Doctor is part writer, part editor, and in the case of this report, part detective.  With the help of The Duke, I was able to come up with the Santa Ana's sleazy old theater name, plus what happened to it after it stopped showing XXX fare.  However, photo wise, the best I could come up with is the renovated theater.  You win some, you lose some.

I am looking forward to the next installment from The Duke of Pearl.  Plus, since he is at ground-zero for this thing of ours in Portland, why not take his talents to the Rose City's adult theaters?

Thanks again Duke.

Doc