Saturday, June 11, 2011

Quick Note From The Good Doctor: Topic - Barnett Avenue Superstore, San Diego
















From the desk of The Good Doctor...

A note was just slid under my office door stating that the Barnett Avenue Superstore Adult Theater in San Diego is now COUPLES FREE on Fridays.  The information is sketchy if it's all day on Friday, or just certain times. 
Barnett Avenue Adult Superstore
3610 Barnett Ave., San Diego

Barnett has one of the best adult theater set-ups in this thing of ours. They have two separate theaters, each with approximately 40-50 recliner chairs in each auditorium.  It is a very good place for couples to play, and the staff keeps the store and theater very clean.  The attached ABS may possibly be the nicest I have ever seen, with excellent merchandising, separate departments (a large shoe department stands out), and a friendly staff.






If you have any additional information (hours, etc.) on "Couples Free Fridays" at Barnett Ave., please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will make sure to publish any new information you have on this terrific adult theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, June 10, 2011

Field Report: Notes Tom Austin - Traveling Man - A Trio of Adult Theaters














Doc here with a quick update from senior Field Reporter Tom Austin on three adult theaters he visited recently. 

Here is Tom...

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Doc, I just wanted to give you a quick update even though I've not had a theater experience worthy of sharing with your readers recently. As a friend once told me, regarding this thing of ours, not every night will be a diamond - there will be plenty of cubic zirconia thrown in as well.


My recent stops included a couple of nights exploring the small adult theater scene in Raleigh, NC, the Nu Arts Theater in Monterey, CA, and the Funville Theater in Vallejo, CA. All of these visits took place during the past month, and none of them, unfortunately, resulted into any contact with couples. In fact, I was told by theater managers in Raleigh and Monterey that couples visiting these places were as rare as unicorns - people claim to have seen them, but no one can actually verify that they exist. And the small Funville theater was already closed at 8:30pm when I recently stopped by while on a road trip to Sacramento. All in all, interesting places to visit, but I will not likely go back, except perhaps to the Nu Arts, where a couple here in Silicon Valley have expressed an interest in meeting me there.

Next week I return to San Diego for two nights, and am hopeful of more productive visits and stories to share. I'll let you know.

Tom


Nu-Art Cinema
Monterey, CA c. 2011


Funville Theater
Vallejo, CA c. 2011


















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Doc here again... Thanks to Tom on his nice update.  Not every report featured here at The Journal depicts a "Letter to Penthouse" type of mind-blowing event.  Some reports will discuss the lack of activity, or recommend you NOT go to a certain adult theater.  The Journal is a lot of things, but one thing it is not is "sugar and spice and everything nice".  Time has not been kind to this thing of ours. We take what we can can, wherever it may pop up. And the more information we have in our back pocket, the better we all are in the process.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the front page of The Journal.  Just e-mail Joe Friday The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report for you....You just supply the cold hard facts. 

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Good Doctor's Spotlight Adult Theater: Olmos Theatre in San Antonio, TX




















The newest Spotlight Adult Theater here at the Journal is the long closed Olmos Theatre in San Antonio, TX.   The reason I have chosen this theater is that a) There is a nice photographic record of it's days as an XXX house, b) The building is still standing, and c) How the theater has been re-purposed.


The Stats (from Cinema Treasures)
Style: Stream Moderne
Seating: 700
Screen: Single
Address: 4205 San Pedro Avenue, San Antonio TX
Status: Closed 1987
Date of top photo: 1984

The Story (courtesy of a poster on Cinema Treasures)
The Olmos Theatre auditorium was long and narrow. It had a large screen with a gold curtain. The walls were adorned with floral patterned artwork. It had no balcony.

When I was a kid in the late 50s and early 60s, it seemed that every time I went to see a Disney picture it played at the Olmos. It was the flagship of the Santikos Theatre chain that once owned and operated the vast majority of San Antonio theatres. Unfortunately the Olmos spent it’s last days as an X rated movie theatre in the mid 80s.

The San Antonio College of Dental and Medical Assistants now holds class in the old Olmos building.

The Photos (Note: Click on the images to enlarge)

Olmos Theatre - 1984












San Antonio College of Dental and Medical Assistants - 2011
















Olmos Theatre Poster Showcase




















Olmos Theatre Snack Bar
(check out the Sprite Sign and it's message at the bottom!)





















I hope you have enjoyed this latest edition of The Good Doctor's Spotlight Adult Theater.  Do you have a suggestion for the next Spotlight Adult Theater?  Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with the theater, and if you happen to have any stories about the theater, or a photo or two, even better!

Thanks,
Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: Catch-Up Edition



When we last left the Good Doctor, a familiar voice in his ear told him that "This is the mighty W.O.O.D., the musical voice of Lumberton. At the sound of the falling tree, it's 9:30. There's a whole lotta wood waitin' out there, so let's get goin'. "

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea... This is a special catch-up edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  With all the technical issues behind us now, I can make an attempt to get you caught up on all the news from this thing of ours.  The format will remain the same... A lead story, several adult theater-related news nuggets, an opinion or two, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?









Tampa: Still A Little Hot In the Kitchen

One of The Good Doctor's oldest friends in this thing of ours (from my original stomping grounds in Upstate NY) e-mailed me to give me a couple of quick updates regarding Tampa, since he was just down there.

The recent LE activity at Fantasyland and Fantasyland 2 is still putting a damper on couples visiting these establishments.  Couples are frequenting the area swing clubs instead of rolling the dice at the theaters in Drew Park.  Bottom line: Be careful in Tampa.  The Good Doctor (along with ace Florida reporter Enzyte Bob) are on the case, and will advise you when things change (hopefully for the better).

The other note of interest was that my same friend was at the nude beach near Haulover, FL, and he struck up a conversation with another fellow who frequents both Tampa and Portland's adult theaters. In my good friend's words:

"He says to me "Psssstt!!... you gotta try this new website/blog that has all info of porno theaters all over the USA.... and proceeds to give me the address from your Dr Lizardo site....lol...world is too bloody small....at least within our perverted world!"

It's rewarding that The Good Doctor's hard work here at The Journal is getting more well known, day by day.  Even at nude beaches in Florida!











  • The Good Doctor is in need of your reports in a big way!  Right now is the busiest season in this thing of ours, but reports have slowed to a trickle.  The time now is to step up and be counted among The Journal's ranks of field reporters.  I'm not looking for "War and Peace". 2-3 Paragraphs of a recent adult theater visit, or maybe a memory of an outstanding adult theater visit from days gone by.  Just e-mail me direct HERE and let's get started!  Thanks.
  • The action has been strong and steady at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL (just outside of Chicago). A recent visit by The Good Doctor on the Saturday during Memorial Day weekend saw 11 couples at 15th Avenue!  I am working on a report of that evening's festivities, so look for it soon.  If you find yourself visiting Chicago this summer, this is a must visit for you.
  • Thanks to the many of you that have responded to my request for information on still open classic old adult theaters.  I will be getting back to you all shortly with my thanks, and I have an article in the works with your comments acting as the framework.
  • Make sure you visit my good friend Major Voyeur's excellent blog HERE. He covers the St. Louis adult theater scene (which is still very viable) like a blanket.  He will give you updates on Missouri's draconian adult business restrictions that have affected places like Pure Pleasure's hours of operation (now closing at midnight).  The good news is that the Hustler theater across the river in Washington Park, IL has expanded their hours to capture the night owls in this thing of ours. I personally have had excellent luck at the Hustler theater. 
  • Summit News in Warren, OH has been going great guns lately... If you find yourself in Northeastern Ohio, you really need to check this place out.
  • The Good Doctor has added a new feature to the sidebar: The Top 10 Most Popular Reports on The Journal. Just click the title, and The Journal will send you to that report.
  • One more shout out to a friend of The Journal of Adult Theaters: Velvet Skye. Make sure you follow her on Twitter @VelvetSkye and tell her The Good Doctor sent you.
  • Coming soon to The Journal: An update from Tom Austin, a report from Brent in Portland on the recent visit to The Paris Theater by Voodoo Girl, and much more.  Stay tuned.
Have a great week (and weekend) everyone from the hardworking stiff staff (Ok, me) here at The Journal, your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Flash Report: Kitty from Portland on The Paris Theater Thursday & Friday: 2 for 1 (w/PICS)



















Doc here with a special treat for you: A 2 for 1 Special of the very naughty Kitty from Portland.  She doubled up last Thursday and Friday at The Paris Theatre, and submitted her reports into Brent's Theater Tails. 

Here they are, presented for you, the good readers of The Journal:

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Thursday June 2nd, 2011

Started as a slow night. I arrived to talk business about the upcuming bukkake event (July 15th) and ended up staying to play. I must say there was some delicious looking gentlemen arriving.

There was a red flag just before I made my way in, a young couple that was visiting for the first time. As I was in the lobby headed back in the young lady started asking me some questions and I did the best I could to answer and show her the bedroom and exam table. Her and her man were not comfotable to play and prefered to watch, so off to work I go. WINK.


I put my things in the locker, got naked and headed to the center of the theater. I sat next to a gentlman on one of the couches and fondled each other some, but he left. A young man, handsome asked to sit next to me and we began to fondle each other. He seemed more interested in fingering me and my ass, am who am I to say no to that, LOL. I wanted to suck his cock very much as through the jeans it felt like a nice package. But he would not let me even see it.  Kitty shots and misses. DOAH.

The Real Kitty

There was a white/grey haired man there that came over and politely stood there with his throbbing rod, sooo . . . well you now. Yep Kitty sucked him some and finished him with a handjob. Mini break and when I was back for more the same man who teased me with his cock was back and left me enjoy his tool some more through the jeans. But when I told him I wanted to suck his hard cock he said he couldn't and got up, WTH!?!

Anyways there was a tall handsome man, I'll call him Special K, standing there and I invited him to sit down on the couch in front of me. He enjoyed my tits as I rubbed his growing-throbbing cock through his jeans. I asked if I could take down his jeans and he abliged, much to my delight I must say. Oh this cock was just delicious. I very much enjoyed sucking this cock and it finally got to the point where I had to have some. So he put on the condom and I climbed on for the ride. It was such a great ride that literally I was in the zone and had a few intense orgasms. After he and I were done I got dressed and headed out, so here I am writng this.

Oh Special K, thank you, thank you, thank you. I look forward to seeing you again.


Friday June 3rd

I arrived and waited for some action to start/flags, but finally decided I better get in and make the action happen. Oh man that is exactly what happened.

I was the orange flag at 9:17 PM, but mingled some with friends in the lobby before having the kitty flag fly at 9:55 PM. The red flag that went up with the orange flag, but sadly they did not play.

After getting the lock and water I headed out to play. Guy were in tow in no time. I approached one of the regulars and he gladly brought out his cock for me to suck. I was already on my knees and guys were gathering quickly with their hard cocks out. Two guys immediately came all over my face, GOTTA LOVE IT.

I proceeded to suck off cock after cock. Eventually I moved to the arena table. There was a young man who I began to suck, eventually climbing on backwards to him and sucking more cocks. After several more guys covered me in cum I turned around and rode his cock some more. He licked some cum off of my tits and I leaned forward as the remainder of the cum was rubbed into his shirt.

Cocks were everywhere and I sucked them off every chance I got. It was time to get up on the table and have both holes filled. The guys lined up on all sides stroking their cocks. I sucked all of them that I could reach while one layed in front of me and guys behind me took turns fucking my cunt or ass. One after another filled my cunt witht their hardness. After about an hour of sucking and fucking the crowd disperesed some and watched other couples. I was tired and gathered my things to head home.

It was a GREAT night of action for me at the theater.

Kitty

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Doc here again... Is there anyone out there who seems to enjoy taking a stangers cock and cum in a theater seting more than Kitty?  If so, write me... We need to talk!

Kitty's bukkake event is coming up on July 15th at The Paris Theater... You just might want to get to Portland... STAT!

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Special Report: Oregon Theater Photo Op Night w/Kitty and Daisy Train (w/ 14 PICS!)


















Doc here with something special for you, the good readers of The Journal.  You have put up with very few updates for several days now... It's time for The Good Doctor to try and make it up to you.

In this day and age, one of the top buzzwords you come across is "hybrid", especially when it comes to automobiles.  In this report, "hybrid" means something very different: A combination report from two very sexy adult theater women.  We have the words of Daisy Train, and pics featuring Kitty.  You will be hard-pressed to find two more naughty girls under one roof.  And that roof belonged to The Oregon Theater in Portland on Sunday May 22. 

The evening's theme was a theater sex photo shoot, and was the brainchild of Big T, a legend in the Portland adult scene.  A controlled photo shoot, complete with photo releases, and starring some of Portland's hottest and naughtiest theater women.

Following you will have the words of Daisy Train, who has a regular column here at The Journal.  Accompanying Daisy's words, you will have the photos of Kitty enjoying some incredible theater fucking and sucking, and finishing with a faceful of cum.

Enjoy this travelogue of a special evening at The Oregon Theater.  (REMEMBER: Click on the pics to enlarge them, since they are hi-res)

Enjoy!

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I woke this morning with Chaps and Spurs. All of us with smiles on our faces; we had so much fun together last night at the Oregon Theater. I am blessed with amazing friends that enjoy doing things like this for me and with me.

The Real Daisy Train
Last night at the theater FAR exceeded my expectations. I had a fabulous time. I saw the stack of waivers as I left and #149 was on top; I am told that is pretty decent attendance for a Sunday evening. The men were awesome and played well together. It was fun when Kitty showed up and she and I got to meet, I said to her "Ice oo eesh oo!" (That's nice to meet you with cock in your mouth) Granted I didn't come up for air often and when I did there were cocks ready and waiting, but only recall a handful of ladies.

It was fun to hear Kitty making sexy noises; sounded like she was really enjoying herself. This is just a short note to say thank you for a lovely evening of fucking and sucking at the Oregon. I haven't seen a single picture, I'll have to wait till Spurs my photographer is done with them. And be assured as soon as I get them I will begin posting them to share.

Hugs,
Daisy

And now, Kitty's pics... The first two co-star both Kitty and Daisy Train!



















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Doc here again... Both Daisy Train and Kitty have their own very cool Yahoo Groups.  For Daisy's, Click HERE, and for Kitty's, click HERE.

Thanks,
Doc

This Week's Injury Report: Bob in Biloxi





















Doc here with this week's Injury Report.

Scratched from this week's line-up: Bob in Biloxi
Nature of injury: Upper body injury
Result: No "Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi" this week
Returning back to the lineup: This coming weekend

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Technical Difficulties Continue




Thanks to my very lame ISP, technical issues will continue until tomorrow afternoon.

Hang in there.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Brent's Theater Tails: Flash Report - "A Blow Job Built For Two"
















Doc here with another classic from the pen of the poet laureate of this thing of our's, Brent in Portland.  The report speaks for itself...

So sit back, pop open a can of Fresca, and enjoy Brent's work...

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Friday, May 27 was the start of The Rose Festival in  Portland Oregon and a lot of rosy, freshly spanked butt cheeks were in view at The Paris Theatre.

Kitty
There was Kitty, face shiny with bukkake batter, her new friend who ate her pussy while getting fucked by a black guy on the arena table, the tall sophisticated lady with  dark hair, who had her sexy round ass and wet pussy whipped just right by the sure smooth hand of her handsome man and the beautiful, shapely, big- breasted  Rosie Perez in the black mini dress. She and her man played hard with the long haired dude and the lady who played with Kitty, earlier. Rosie sucked both men got her pussy eaten by the lady while getting fucked by her man. She spread her sexy legs . her cunt was plump and juicy, shining in the light, hot from the fingers, tongues and penis that had touched it, wet from the lusty stares that had pierced it.

There were plenty of new couples and single ladies in attendance at The Paris, last night. For the most part they did not play but merely watched what was going on, huge crowds of guys down by the arena and standing near the stairs and other couples coming into the theater and filling up the Couples Oasis.

One woman , well built and very respectable-looking, was there for a couple of hours, guardedly enjoying herself. When a very hot woman of similar build and station came in , spread her tight jean-ed legs and started sucking her mans cock, this really turned on  Miss Respectable and she started furiously making out with her husband . The long haired woman who had been on the arena table with Kitty, came over to the lady who was sucking her mans cock and whispered something to her. Sucking Lady turned towards her and LHW did something I have never seen done in an adult theater.  She fixed up Sucking Lady's hair! And she did a fine job.

Now, We could all see Sucking Lady's  face as she bobbed up and down on her husband. It was great. I felt like I was at an all girls' slumber party:
"Hey, lets all go down to The Paris, tonight and do each others hair."

Hair conditioner supplied by the Bukkake Boys.

Unfortunately, Sucking Lady had to cut short her performance before it really got good . She needed to get water and fresh air. Her departure  triggered a mini exodus from the theater including Respectable Lady and her Kenny Rogers look-a-like husband.

Long haired girl enjoyed herself a lot last night. She was in the exam area  and arena with Kitty , with the Sucking Lady in the Oasis and finally with the sexy Latina, Rosie next to the entrance to the couples section. She loved to suck cock in tandem with Rosie. As a matter of fact, she stated that the only way to suck cock properly was to do it with a partner. I don't know. I think I've only had that happen to me a couple of times and that was a long time ago.

In conclusion, it was fairly busy at The Paris on the first day of Memorial Day weekend, with a lot of new couples, single ladies and men in attendance.  There was a lot of anticipation but things never really got started, except, of course, Kitty's mini bang in the arena and Rosie's  wonderfully erotic get together with the long haired couple in The Oasis. Rosie left the theater tingling , with hot cum running down her bare, sexy legs.  I wonder if, when they got back to their hotel room, she went right to sleep or if she and her husband fucked some more, reliving their wild night at The Paris?

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Doc here again... Just another night at The Paris Theatre in Portland.  If you are a connoisseur of this thing of ours, and have never been to Portland, you owe it to yourself to get there. I even heard a rumor that you can get a tattoo of Brent at a nearby tattoo parlor to remember your visit by.  Brent, can you confirm or deny?

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail Wilt Chamberlain The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will format, edit, and make your report slick as slick can be.  Your provide the report.

It's easy.  Trust me... I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Darkangel Digest: A Return To Love Stuff in GA













Doc here with Part 2 of Darkangel's recent Flash Report.  This chapter takes us back to Love Stuff in Cordele, GA.

Take it away, DA!
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Good Dr. ,

Sorry for the long gap as you know there are priorities. we will continue as life allows us the time hopefully just not so long in between.

Well off we go for another adventure to Love Stuff in Cordele, GA.  As we drive out interstate 16, DA is having fun showing her tits to the truck drivers - some liked it, some didn't. It was around 5pm when we got out to Cordele and grabbed a bite to eat before heading to the theater. When we got there it was a little slow but being a Tuesday evening we hoped it would pick up and boy it sure did!



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The Real Darkangel
We went into the theater and there where only 2 men in watching the movie, so we sat down in the 3rd futon from the front on the right side. The men were on the left side and as we watched the movie I started to caress her tits. There was no reaction except the men who looked over at us a couple of times. I'm guessing we are not what they were looking for in fun that night as they soon left the theater.

M and I continued to play hoping for playmates to come in and join us. But,  to our dismay, the two men came back in and stood at the back for just a minute and  then left. These men we will call "The Cowboys"  because they had cowboy hats on. They came in and out of the theater each time we did and  we could feel their disappointment and hear the door close harder after each exit. It got to be funny after a while as they would come in leave in a huff and slam the door on their way out! LOL we were in their time slot I guess and they didn't want us in the theater!

Well we just stayed and watched the movie and played with each other for a while when then a man came in and sat down across and behind us. We sat watching the movie as every time someone enters we will cover up and wait to see if they take out their cock and play. If they don't, we won't trust them to not be police so as we are waiting someone else arrives in the theater and they took a seat at the back of the theater and we keep watching the screen. After a couple minutes we noticed both had their cocks out and playing, so we began to play.

It didn't take long as we had already warmed up. M had me pull down my velour pants as it was a cold night. He played with my pussy, the 1st man that had come into the room had came over to watch. He waited a couple minutes then asked if he could eat my pussy. I looked at hubby and he said if I would like for him to, yes he could. So we got into position and ...well it was great! He ate me for about 15 minutes! I was just about ready to cum when hubby asked if I would like to take a break.

Well as we are still new at this I wasn't sure why he asked, but I told him yes as I figured he knew of something going on around us that I didn't. so we gathered ourselves and went outside for a break, turns out he just wasn't sure if I was comfortable as I was not making verbal sounds as I do at home but it was just that I wasn't use to this thing of ours yet. Funny thing we saw the cowboys in the parking lot talking. Hmm.

Well we returned to the theater were the one man was still there.  We sat together and talked a minute and I asked hubby if I could take his cock in my mouth. He nodded yes so sucked him dry while the two of them played with my tits.

When all was good and done hehe. We went outside for some fresh air and introduced ourselves and talked. We told him of the “cowboys” and he laughed as he was a frequent patron to the LOVE STUFF ABS. He knew of them as they also came to visit often, he said they had gone to the preview room to relax & let loose.

Well we can't wait to tell of our next adventure of this thing of ours.  Hope you enjoyed our story.

Thank You, Good Dr!

Darkangel

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Thanks again to Darkangel for another hot report from the dirty south!  Keep up the great work, and keep the reports coming in to the staff here at The Good Doctor's practice (ok, me, in the study, with the lead pipe).

Thanks,
Doc