I-Team Report: The Return of Sable Mathison

Doc here, now breathing a sigh of relief... After dropping out of sight in this thing of ours late last year (from the Seattle scene), Sable Mathison has come back to us with an update on where she has been, and what she is now up to. I can now call off The I-Team investigative reporters I have had on her missing persons case, and repurpose them into finding my favorite pair of aviator sunglasses lost at a water park last weekend while on the Lazy River ride.

Here is the lovely and naughty Sable and her update...

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Hello Doc! 

Sable is back. Sorry for dropping off the earth, but hey, life happens. I find myself in California. I am missing the Northwest with all my heart. Anyway, thought I would put a little note your way. 

The Real Sable Mathison @ Airport Video

I have yet to experience any theater action here, but hope to soon. I thought I would write about myself and Sky on our last mini adventure. Sky is your 5’8 beautiful sexy, horny bitch. She loves everyone and everything you give her. Literally. 

Well on a recent road trip, we decided to stop in Nevada. Since I am a confirmed local, I knew all the hot spots. We ended up in Reno, and found a very posh men’s club. Since I knew the owners, we were allowed in. After a few cocktails, Sky was getting her panties in a bunch. All of a sudden, in walk 2 gorgeous men. They stand at the bar and make small talk. Sky decides on one and goes in for the kill. She is wearing a black tank, low cut and a mini skirt with stiletto’s to die for. I am wearing simple low cut black, with heels. Sky and Mr. Wonderful, hit it off and start the play. Meanwhile, Mr. #2 starts hitting on me. 

We all decide to get a private play room. We move in there and have the place to ourselves. Sky decides to start dancing and slowly removes her clothes. Mr. Wonderful has a bulge in his pants, which makes me drool. I am wet watching her. She slowly pulls his hard cock out and begins to eat. I am envious. I want to join in. #2 is a little slow out the gate, but as soon as I remove my dress, he rises to the occasion. I dive in and we both are enjoying a delectable meal. There is a round bed in the room. Sky gives me the eye, and we both jump on. We entangle, and begin playing with each other, which amazes the men. They join in and we have a slurp and suck marathon. We all cum and we laugh. Good time had by all. 

Nevada - gotta love it.

Glad to be back! Next time maybe a theater trip.

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It is so good to have Sable back in the fold here at The Journal. She provided some scorching hot theater reports from Seattle last year during trips to Hollywood Erotic Boutique and Airport Video (in Everett). Then poof, she was gone. The e-mail address I had for her was dead, and that's when I deployed The I-Team. That was then, and this is now. She's back, and that is a very good thing. We look forward to her next adult theater adventure, and if past performance is any indicator, it will be hot.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail Nature Boy Rick Flair The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report, and I will do the rest.  Submit three reports, and you get your own customized banner.

Be large. Be a reporter.

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report: Chas Reports on Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY

Let's start off July with a bang (of sorts)...

Doc here with a heartwarming tale that made The Good Doctor smile... A report from back home in Buffalo, NY. Yes, my old stomping ground still has a scene, although it's substantially smaller now.  First time reporter Chas has submitted a terrific report on his visit to Video Liquidators #3 on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy a double order of Buffalo Wings (hot please) from Chas and his report on Video Liquidators.

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Hi Doc,

Tuesday afternoon my wife asked me to drop her off at the store, I asked her how long she would be and she said 2 hours. Just my luck that the store is a block away from Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo, NY.

Video Liquidators #3
1770 Elmwood Ave, Buffalo, NY

I figured I'd give it a try. I'd never been there that early, but there were a few cars in the lot. Inside are two theaters: a small one showing mostly gay movies and a larger one showing straight ones. I checked out both and not much was going on. I was going to leave but figured I'd give it a little longer.

The large theater has a wall in the back where you can stand. I saw a couple standing there and figured that she must have been a Tranny.  I was standing a few feet from them when the door opened and I got a good look and she was definitely a female.

I moved closer and the guy nodded, so I reached in and felt a beautiful set of tits. She unbuttoned her blouse giving me full access. I couldn't believe it, the middle of the afternoon and here I was sucking on a beautiful set of tits. She was rubbing my cock when her friend suggested we go to the seats in front. She sat down and undid her skirt giving me access to her whole body. I knelt in front of her and she took my head and pulled it between her legs. Normally I wouldn't have done this but she was just so hot I couldn't resist. She was delicious.

Her friend reached over and handed me a condom and told me she was ready. She said she wanted to put it on so who am I to complain? She put it on and lubed me up. Boy she was ready I slipped right in. It only took a few minutes and she started to cum which triggered me. It was so good I thought I was going to pass out. When I regained my senses, I realized that we were the center of attraction. About 9 guys were standing j/o all around us. She pulled the condom off and took a tissue and cleaned us up. She got dressed and gave me a kiss and said thanks and they left.

Guess who was late picking up his wife?  LOL.

Chas

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Doc here again... A show of hands please: Who doesn't enoy a little home cooking?  Well, reports like this are like home cooking for The Good Doctor. While VL did not exisit when I left Buffalo for The Valley (near the small womens liberal arts college), it's still special to me.  The place has tremendous potential, from the two seperate theaters to the covered parking lot in back (handy for those Buffalo winters). The connected ABS is huge, and the staff is friendly.  The small theater turns into a couples only theater on Saturday nights, which helps draw in that crowd.  The trick is getting more couples to go there (from reports I get offline).

Great job by Chas on his first report, and we look forward to more.

Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor - 15th Ave Adult Theater Special Extended Through 7/2!

Doc here with more good news for this thing of ours... 15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa), 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, has extended the great promotion from last week through Saturday night 7/2 at closing!

M/F couples, single females, and T-Girls are admitted FREE to the theater and spa!  Regular prices are still in effect for single guys.

Last Saturday night, there were 18 couples in attendance (I have a report forthcoming on that evening). I anticipate more of the same this coming weekend at 15th Ave.

Have fun out there if you are near Chicago and are looking for some quality time at an adult theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Beaking News! The Love Stuff Theater in Cordele, GA by JaxBchBum

Doc here with some bad news from this thing of ours, courtesy of Journal senior field reporter JaxBchBum:

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Verified today by phone that the theatre is closed "forever" at Love Stuff in Cordele GA..  Retail store appears to remain open.  Major bummer as always was a good rest stop on the trips up to Atlanta.

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Doc here again... Love Stuff was visited by LE about 2 months ago, and it looks like action has been taken against the business in the form of closing the theater.  Prior to the LE action, reports were very positive on this adult theater. 

Well, only one way to proceed... Onward and upward.

Thanks,

Doc

From the Desk of JaxBchBum: Notes on Past Reports

Doc here with something new... "From the Desk of JaxBchBum".  These are notes from senior Journal field reporter JaxbchBum on past articles and reports.

Here is JBB's update:

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Doc,

Here are a two comments from recent posts on The Journal:

• Vizionary King is right about Foxes Cinema (at least on my last visit about 8 months ago).  I can't testify about the g/holes in the arcade, but I know they do have a mid-sized theatre seating about 40-50.  I am wondering if they weren't at the MACA bookstore across the street from Foxes that only has an arcade?

• Blast from the past about Belvedere Theatre brought back some great and sad memories from when I lived in Atlanta.  The owner, Addie, was one that always looked out after her customers and was constantly fighting the DeKalb County authorities trying to shut her down.  Before opening the Belvedere, I knew Addie as the cashier at the Buckhead Cinema adult theatre (also a thing of the past).  At one point in time, the pressure got so bad, (DA in Fulton County had run all the adult theatres out of Atlanta so Belvedere and Buford Hwy were only ones left in entire metro-Atlanta) that she actually rented a house that was isolated and set up a small theatre for her "regular" customers since all she could show in the theatre was soft porn.  Belvedere was a twin cinema and most of the gay customers went into the second theatre which was darker; which made the first theatre a bit more receptive to couples.  Back 15 - 20 years ago, there used to be a swingers bar down the street from Belvedere so the theatre would attract a lot of couples - especially Friday and Saturday night.  The Belvedere story has a sad ending in that one night, Addie was leaving the theatre and was jumped by a robber in the parking lot.  Her 2 grown boys managed the theatre with her and one of them ran to her aid.  The robber had a gun and shot her son and ran away.  Her son died there in the parking lot.  It completely broke her heart and the theatre never re-opened after that.

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Thanks again to JaxBchBum on his updates on these recent reports. 

Doc

Flash Report: Mocha Pickle Reports On CTs Adult Theater in Gary on 6/23

Doc here with an excellent first-time report from Mocha Pickle (maybe my favorite pen name of 2011 so far...). The scene is CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. Mocha Pickle stepped out of retirement and filed this entertaining, yet hot report of the scene this past week at CTs.

Take it away, MP!

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Been awhile since I’ve toured the Chicago-Indiana theater scene.  Melrose and CT’s are my hunting grounds, along with a few adults-only nudist camps.  Dr.Lizardo put out the call for reporters, so I came out of retirement to report on this thing of ours.

CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN

I hear a hot girl named Lisa will be at CTs in the early evening of the 23rd of June. I arrive early, and the theater is empty… except for “Anne” and her old man in the back row.  After politely asking if she’s playing, she pops out a boob and says “That’s why I’m here!”  I suckle and nurse her silver dollar nipples, then we move to the gyno-table where her old man gives me a condom to wrap up.  I plunge in, seven inches, balls deep.

Anne’s moaning.  I’m long dicking her, punching that womb, but I can’t get the can’t cum.  Performance anxiety?  Like I said, it’s been awhile.  I hop off.  Since no one else is in the theater wanting to fuck, Anne and I get to talking.  She’s wondering where everybody is.  I just keep rubbing her titties and feeling her big ass.

Soon, she gets bored, and she’s outta there, her and her old man.  Cute gal. Older.  Round in all the right places.  I hope to see Anne again so I can butter her little face.  Anyway…

Guys start coming, waiting for “Lisa”, the main attraction. “Big George” ambles in, cane in hand, and lets us know she’s on her way. But first, a few rules…

She wants a hard fucking from any and all cummers.  A hard dick, a condom and some lube and you get the fuck of your life.  Also, she’ll suck the chrome off your trailer hitch, but absolutely positively no cumming in her mouth.  Everyone agreed and Lisa entered the theater...

Foxy, sexy, and smoking.  Literally smoking.  Loved the cancer sticks.  She asked if we minded.  Fuck no. She could’ve been on fire and we wouldn’t have cared.  She promptly stripped down, hopped on the gyno table and spread her creamy thighs for a little tongue-in-the-taco action from big George. The rest of us were getting ourselves hard, stroking off to the show.  Lisa was giving free tongue baths to the fuck sticks to the left and right of her head.

The first guy jumps into the saddle and, after a few minutes, I swear he blows so hard he has an aneurysm.  He literally fell out of the pussy, it was so good.  Trembling, he staggered out.  Hope he made it home.

The next guy gave it three good pumps and was done.  POW!  Said he hadn’t had any pussy in two years.

A few more came, saw, and were conquered by Lisa’s devil snatch.  She continued to bob her head on various meat whistles.  Hypnotized by her soft vanilla ass, I started to rub it and cup the cheeks in my hands.  Soon, my Viagra cock was between those wonderful lips and oh goddamn the rules, no cumming in her mouth.  She said she wanted cock in her pussy.   I couldn’t.  NO CONDOM.

I left before she and George did.  Lisa was still taking on cock, but a previous sore boob-to-bicycle handle bar injury was starting to be too much for her to bear, so I’m assuming she didn’t stay the whole night.  But she was a real trooper and did many of us a great service buy draining our nuts.

The lesson is, if you’re gonna dabble in this thing of ours, play by the rules, play fair and everybody will get a turn at bat.

Thank you George and Lisa.  See you next time at CT’s.

Mocha Pickle… out.

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Doc here again... Awesome first-time report from Mocha Pickle.  I hope this is the first of many more to come, since after 3 reports he will have his own custom banner to accompany his reports.

Do you have an adult theater report?  I am still in desperate need of reports... So, if you do (just like MP did), please email them to Charles Atlas The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will put the window dressing on your words, edit and format them, and WALA!  You are now a reporter for the web's one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks!
Doc

Flash Report: Kitty's Tails - Another Hot Saturday Night At The Paris Theater (with HOT Pics)

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Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi - Mission Possible

Doc here with what may be the high water mark of Bob in Biloxi reports... This one is jammed packed with sex, nudity, three-somes, and two-somes, hole-somes, and a baby's arm holding an apple (extra points if you can tell me what 70's era one hit wonder ended with that lyric).

Here is Bob in Biloxi with a barn buster of a Flash Report...

Robert, if you please...

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Good Morning Mr. Phelps, should you decide to undertake this mission your government will disavow any knowledge of your existence, and this email will self destruct in 10 seconds.

And Doc, that’s how it was last night on the beautiful Gulf Coast. There were at least 50 couples attending in various forms. That’s not really the truth of course, but it sure seemed that way. I would say at least 16 couples showed at the Gulf Coast Theater and/or the ABS last night, along with 3 singles ladies that played. On to the narrative:

Bob in Biloxi

First up is our pretty little school teacher type, I arrived shortly before 8pm at the ABS, our school teacher and hubby were already in a booth with a vacant booth next to them, I slid in, became erect and slide it through the hole. She must have not had much in the way of suitors because she immediately started stroking me followed up by her warm mouth. After joining them she assumed the position and was pleasured for several minutes by yours truly until a slight sheen of sweat appeared on both of us.  We thanked each other and I departed.
  
Next I headed to the Theater; 3 couples were already there, one is a regular who just started fucking inside, you may remember from past posts, as she picks who she wants and takes them to their vehicle outside. Another couple I hadn’t seen before was playing alone on one the couches; still another one was on the back row getting cozy with some of the boys. Nothing of interest to me at this point, so I left and headed back to the ABS, pulling into a parking space I noticed a very young couple entering the ABS.

She was dressed in daisy dukes, push up bra under a V neck T-shirt, she might have been all of five feet tall.  But they grabbed a private booth and did their thing. Bummer, she was smoking hot! They were leaving when a mixed couple came in but they also went private.

As I was waiting in my Ram, a HD truck pulled up beside me with three ladies, my window was down so I spoke to them. They went inside; I figured they were rubber dick shopping, so I didn’t go in. Big mistake, when they came back out none of them had a shopping bag. So as they were getting in their vehicle I asked the one on the pass-side if they didn’t find what they were looking for, the theater down the street had a large selection of product. The lady I was talking to was wearing a just above your ass dress in high heels accompanied by very large set of DD tits. Dark hair, dark eyes, she just smiled and said they were looking for a different kind of product.

 

I must have turned my head like a dog does when he hears a strange noise, because she just laughed and said they were looking for real cocks. Then she asked me if I would escort them into the theater? Duh. Seems one of the ladies in their group had never experienced “this thing of ours” so this was her initiation?

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

 We all bailed out of our vehicles once at the theater, as we were walking, the one I had been talking too told me they wanted a couch. Ok, bricks do not have to fall on my head often to realize she had been inside before. So we all walked in and grabbed a couch. Conversation on the nature of I can’t believe you wore panties/bra to an adult theater, so clothes started coming off, pussies were being licked, and my cock was being sucked. One of the other ladies in our company was keeping the penis gallery at bay while she was getting licked. It got real hot, so my partner suggested we go back to the ABS and finish what we started.

When we got back down there, she said go into that booth, she went into the adjoining one as I slide through the hole, she was an expert cocksucker! After a few minutes she stopped and said come over NOW!! She unlocked the door and was totally nude, bent over the chair and told me to give it to her! I did, she told me not to cum in her that wanted it on her tits! Ok, so that's what happened! Then she wanted the booth by herself, so I made my exit. Apparently there was another guy on the other side that slid in after I left, so when he came out she opened her door and finger called me to the door. She said as long as you are standing guard for me; tell whoever enters that booth to have a big dick!!

When she closed the door, I said in a loud booming voice, "HEY WHOEVER GOES IN BOOTH 6 BETTER HAVE a BIG DICK!" That got laughs from her and the gay crowd outside. So one other entered and soon she came out adjusting her massive tits with a smile on her face. Seems she enjoys cum on her tits a lot! Outside she asked for and received my number, who knows if this wild bitch will call or not, but it was fun! It was 11:00pm as we were walking out the door and still another couple was entering.

I had severe dehydration problems along with a headache, that empty feeling all of us guys feel when women leave us totally depleted! I started to call you for meds and an IV, but soon water and food solved the problem!

As I passed the theater on the way home, still another couple was entering the door, slammed on brakes and went inside, the cleanup crew was already busy in the lobby. They went in, and the woman started taking off her clothes, bent over one of the rows and said someone fuck me. She had several volunteers but I was not one of them.

Then I noticed yet another couple seated on the front row. She looked very familiar to me, so I approached, sure enough it was Lynne, the biker chick I wrote about when I first started posting with you. I said hi, and she looked at me kind of pissed off and asked where I had been, she knew that I was there on Saturday nights and was waiting for me. Damn I’m only one MAN!! So I gave her the low down and said she waited too late to show, I was headed home. That seemed to piss her off even more, so I left, but I couldn’t have handled her in my condition anyway! Lynne is a tiger!

I know there were even more couples present than I gave you, but my mind was not as sharp on the other details, but those are the high points! This morning, my headache is gone, but my cock is sore as hell!

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Doc here again... Sounds like an incredible night in Biloxi. Between what Bob discovered (16 couples), and what The Good Doctor encountered at 15th Ave in Melrose Park, ILon Saturday night (18 couples), it was a fantastic weekend of theater sex across the US.

Please Note: Get well cards for Bob in Biloxi's penis can be sent to The Journal, and I can forward them to Bob.  Here's hoping for a speedy recovery!

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal?  Just e-mail Steve Reeves The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your report, and give you worldwide exposure, while all you have to do is provide the details.

Thanks!

Doc

Flash Report: The Duke of Pearl Takes One For The Team in Portland

Doc here with the latest report from Portland field reporter, The Duke of Pearl. Duke's approach to this adult theater visit has a couple of unexpected twists and turns, so hang in there.

So without further ado, here is The Duke of Pearl...

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Last Saturday evening I had the urge to go to at least one of our adult theaters that we are privileged to have here in Portland, OR. I didn’t want to go alone to The Paris, and be just another member of the penis gallery as The Doctor as so aptly named it. So, I called an escort service in hopes of finding a lovely young lady who would want to participate in “this thing of ours.” I told the screener exactly what I was looking for and what my plans were. Therefore I wanted only to talk to Exhibitionists and I would select one of them and gladly pay the going rate plus a generous tip.

As the girls began to call I was able to quickly weed them out one by one. The first two couldn’t define the word, “Exhibitionist.” To cut to the chase with you readers, I finally selected a woman who described herself as early 20s, blonde, blue eyes, 34B, 5’ 6” and 115 pounds. She emailed a photo to me and I quickly agreed to take her to an adult theater even if it was her first time. I told her that she would be ogled and stared at from the minute she walked in the door, that there would be no shortage of men of all ages, sizes, and colors with their cooks in their hands and drool from their mouths jostling for position to get close to her. I also told her I would protect her from any physical harm which rarely happens in these gentle places.

I picked her up at 9pm and we had a 15 minute drive to the theater from her place. We parked and walked a couple of blocks through the Portland drizzle and entered the theater. She was even better looking than the photo she had sent to me plus she looked well scrubbed, looked like she had low mileage, she even smelled good, and was naturally pretty enough that she didn’t need to cake makeup on to look presentable. She looked exactly like that pretty ‘kid’ next door we all dream about. Yeah, yeah, yeah… I had to pay for it. So what.

No sooner than we got in the lobby than she said she had to go to the bathroom. I showed her the way and she came out a minute later with her nose wrinkled up and complaining about the stinky restroom. Okay, I had forgotten to mention that part.

 We got inside the screening room and let our eyes adjust to the darkness. She followed me clinging to my arm to the couples section. There was one other couple in there lustfully fucking while 12 railbirds stood there jacking their dicks. We took a seat on a couch at the other end of the section. She cuddled close and I felt her trembling in her nervousness. I put my hand softly on her naked thigh and began to rub it in soothing strokes. The railbirds made a mass shift to our side of the room. The only sound in the room was from the theater speakers and the juicy sound of wanking behind us. I slipped the strap off her shoulder and bared a stunningly beautiful young tit with that prize of all prizes, a perfectly round and pink PUFFY nipple! As I cupped her little tit in my palm for all to see, we could hear, “Arrrgg, Fuck!” At least two guys shot their wad at the same time. I think I felt a drop of jizz hit the back of my neck. There was the sound of shuffling behind us as the guys kept jostling for a clearer view. And then it happened:

 She glanced from side to side, pulled up her strap to cover her precious nipple and whispered, “I don’t like this! It’s too creepy.”

 Minutes later we sat in a bar a block from the theater and I began lecturing her. “You are not an exhibitionist if you can’t stand voyeurs. Women who frequent these theaters LIKE to have men staring at them and feel FLATTERED when they jack off in front of them. Most men who go there are there to simply watch and don’t expect anything more. If they get to feel one of your body parts for a second or two that’s a great evening for them and really more than they expected. They stand around and jack and stare because they figure YOU came there to be appreciated! Otherwise you would have stayed home and had sex like normal people do.”

Doctor, I have to laugh with scorn at the naiveté of people who refer to these guys as ‘vultures’ or other names of disrespect. I’ve been going to these places to do “this thing of ours” for many years. This behavior is nothing new and if it ever changes there will be no need for these places. If you aren’t an exhibitionist, stay home!

Respectfully,

The Duke of Pearl

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Doc here again... Of all the adult theaters in all of this country, no adult theater has the voyeuristic vibe that The Paris Adult Theater in Portland exhibits. A strong arguement can be made that The Paris is more about voyeurism than it is about gen pop theater sex.  So imagine this young lady in the midst of the busiest adult theater in the country, and being the focal point of this attention.  Consider this a learning experience for this young woman. That or the fodder of countless visits to her shrink.

Thanks again to The Duke for another entertaining report. Keep up the great work, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Journal?  Just e-mail Shaft, ya damn right The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report.  It's like a detail shop... You bring in your car, and I detail the interior, wash the exterior, and you drive away with the great looking ride.

Thanks,

Doc

Last Night Of Couples & Single Females FREE At 15th Ave Adult Theater In Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a quick note... Tonight is the LAST NIGHT of FREE ADMISSION for M/F couples and single females at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Adult Theater at 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL. Take advantage of this great deal!

Also, I have it on very good authority (them) that P and F, an amazing couple, will be there tonight between 8:30 and 9PM tonight.  F is a hottie, and not to be missed!

If you happen to be there, and see a guy who looks as though he has just finished his rounds, it might just be The Good Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc